New Neighbors

[MegaAstroFan18]

Sort of a reverse chronology going on here. First time we see these two they're on the verge of being rid of each other, but then we see them before this. Yes I'm reading too deeply into 5secondfilms, but come on they're like the only two characters who've appeared multiple times.

[SkyrimTownGuard]

I used to escape from prison just like them, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[IamTheJesusGuy]

HE DIDNT ANSWER THE FIRST QUESTION!!!

[YoungKeley]

Pie:

4 cups flour

1 cup sugar

1 cup water

1 cup boltcutters

[Minosek98]

@YoungKeley

Description...

[sneaksmasher]

looks like garry pulled him up after all

[sneaksmasher]

looks like garry pulled him up after all

[Jeridiculous]

You're makin a pie or something? What flavour?

PIE FLAVOUR.

[freezeman32]

They've Been gone a long time....

[CommanderCooper]

I'd be careful if I was him.

Those two look like they might be gay.

[enijk]

but..but its 8 seconds... :(

[Serpette94]

@enijk seriously ?

[ginnoveffect]

Good to see they survived the overpass.

[GameKeeper28]

Reminds me of Ned Flanders.

[garysnail123]

So I guess bolt cutters aren't "too cliche."

[axman4806]

@garysnail123 ahahhahha nice ref

[Captnmolywop]

@Sarkavonsy' and if you will refer unto me as a fuckwad, please refer unto me as fuckwad fuckshtwouski"s

[OJtheModerator]

@Captnmolywop Fuckshtwouski, is that Polish?

[Captnmolywop]

Toushe' good sir, as you are correct, in that I have misinterpreted your previous statements, at no fualt but my own. I believed you to be in my favor of oppinion, yet I allowed myslef to think otherwise. Please accept my most humble Apologize.

[loriparker666]

hahaha fucken win

[SMWssaamm]

The golden rule: Watch every 5 second film twice

[FrostyExchange]

hahaha i love it, its so funny

[Captnmolywop]

That was 8 seconds, and I would sternly like my 3 seconds back, thank you. i'm a busy man!

[sebroz]

@Captnmolywop 3 seconds is the intro. The sketch itself is 5.

[wolboatpo]

@Captnmolywop just go to sleep 3 seconds later before you planned to go to sleep, and do what you had to do in those three seconds, works for me all the time :)

[zerfsun]

@Captnmolywop no, you are a retard

[gitar1hero1qaz]

@Captnmolywop You are no fun at dinner parties.

[Sarkavonsy]

@Captnmolywop IM GOING TO CALL THIS GUY AN IDIOT BECAUSE HE MISUNDERSTOOD THE NAME OF THE CHANNEL IN RELATION TO THE LENGTH OF THE VIDEO. CLEARLY THIS WAS NOT A STATEMENT MEANT TO CARRY ANY SORT OF JEST OR SARCASM, AND WAS A GENUINE EXPRESSION OF IGNORANCE.

Exhibit A: The average 5sf YouTube fan (Below 14 years of age only only)

[Captnmolywop]

@Sarkavonsy Well kind sir ,to definitively calculate, "the legth" of any film ,the clock would start from the beginning(0:00) unto the end(0:08). Therefore I am techinically correct, but you are also correct in that my statement was neither jest nor sacrastic, as it was cynical. Thank you for your, "ten dollar words", and the fact that you were overly critical of a cynical statement made by an inebriate man. You all have no sense of humor! God damn trolls! @Sarkavonsky avoid the capslock button.

[Sarkavonsy]

@Captnmolywop Might I put forward an inquiry as to why you felt it necessary to have @Sarkavonsy in your message twice? Otherwise, excellent grammatical skills, my good sir. However, you clearly misunderstood the point of my post. I was assuming that you were, in fact, speaking in jest, as any man of reasonable intelligence would note that the actual content of the video, not including the intro and outro, is 5 seconds, and decided that responding with an exaggerated post of sarcasm

[Sarkavonsy]

@Captnmolywop would be the best way to show my support for your joke. Realizing now that you were in fact speaking with truth, I must say I am quite disappointed in your problem solving abilities and would place your actual age at that of a young man, perhaps around the age just beginning high school? Either way, please try not to take someone's channel name quite so seriously next time, good day, and may God have mercy on your soul, you poor, undeveloped fuckwad.

[Captnmolywop]

@Sarkavonsy I attacked you all tis time , Now i just feel bad about it!

[gurkost]

LOL

[redattacker5123]

I don't know about you guys, but bolt cutters taste fucking delicious.

[Neonman78]

Celebrating their Christmas prison break-out.

[BboyJovi]

At the end of making that damn famous pie, they taste just like blood.... can some one tell me whats wrong??? should i add more butter??

[TemplarBard]

I'd never advise a girl to put a chainsaw in her pie. Just saying.

[MCSubliminalSol]

My Chef Uncle was the first to dream of introduce bolt cutters to the National Pie Association, he was ridiculed by colleagues and soon after gave up his dreams due to alcoholism. 5 years after that Sara Lee unveiled and took credit for the bolt cutter pie recipe on an episode of "Dare to Cook", I asked my uncle if he ever felt broken up about his misplaced dream, he just smiled to me and said "Son.. one day you'll understand what a true accomplishment is...besides, it tastes like shit"

[aigmeyer]

@MCSubliminalSol He's your uncle, so why did he call you son?

[MCSubliminalSol]

@aigmeyer its kinda like how any old man would call a youngster "sonny boy...etc"

[1waka2laka]

looks the they'll be gone from prison a long toime.

[MaybellineK]

haha his excitement over the householder's stupidity just made it!

[crazyman4300]

looks like this time

the pie is gonna cut itself

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[1waka2laka]

@crazyman4300 you forgot to put "*puts sunglasses on*" between "pie' and "is" the sun glasses MAKE the bit

[Sven2Perroy]

did anyone else see that they're handcuffed ?

[RibbonsTieTogether]

@Sven2Perroy are you that dumb? what do you think they're going to do with the boltcutters?

[rikoxasora]

@Starbladek your comment made me jizz my pants. It had everything!

[MadMusicLiam]

I baked you a pie!

What flavor?

Boltcutter flavor.

-epic music-

[SuperHackBros2]

@MadMusicLiam Ah asdf... Right?

[ApocalipseCow]

I remember when, as a kid, I used to come home, and I'd see a freshly baked boltcutter pie cooling on the windowsill.

Ah, those were the days...

[IGYDProductions]

they've been gone from prison a long TOIME

[JenkinzFilmz]

@IGYDProductions You know, seeing as how they are still in cuffs, they just escaped. Thus not having been gone from prison for a long "toime" and instead a short "toime". I suggest you don't sacrifice logic to use one of the jokes from another video, and instead think of your own original thing to say or just not comment at all.

That is all.

[DylanZeInfidel]

@JenkinzFilmz I suggest you don't sacrifice your logic to correct someone else's on the internet, and instead think of something more productive to do. Yes, I know what I just did

[hockeyftw11211]

Boltcutter pie is amazing I DUN GIVE A FUCK

[MrSpongeAlmighty]

I love boltcutter pie!

[AlyWallyCobainy]

press # 8 lots of times xD

[lampman2280]

haha boltcutters.. stupid 

[Hoplite0010]

88th?

[MrRightTrigger]

i really have to render an 8 second video ... thanks youtube >.>

[martindanny]

rofl reminds me of that chinese derively guy

[kenny8689]

That pie recipe needs significantly higher levels of rhubarb.

[4444HD]

The way he rushes in while saying "yeah" lol

[lyingbears]

Silent, creepy faced glasses guy made this video rewatchable.

[noelsoong777]

Yeah Justin time.

[ProfoundlyForlorn]

Something just doesn't add up. No one wears an autumn themed jumpsuit in winter.

[orangejellosphere]

Boltcutters? How cliché.

[iDarkPriest]

Not as good as the chainsaw muffins for sure.

[pleasedontask]

just like mom used to make...

[panziei]

i want them as neighbors...

[Theotherotherother]

A CAT-TASTROPHE!

[micah960]

DAMN!!! I wanted to be 72nd so damn bad >:( well too bad

[Gario92]

funny Games :D

[redhawk797]

Oh no, I'm not first... JK, I don't give a flying shit.

[DarkmimicX]

Because every one knows that you need boltcutters to make a pie.

[simonovych]

That's not how you make a pie! ...

[SuperFireM]

They choked on the boltcutters.Then everyone was sad.The end.

[WebcamMike]

i thought the pie was shocking. tasted great, my tongue was charred and burnt afterward and i think i might need to go to the emergency room, but this is one pie ill wanna have again

[SecondOpinionMan]

Boltcutter pie is for girls. Real men eat taser sandwiches.

[ykcin01]

dont believe them, that pie in the description tasted like shit when i made it

[evilcupcake12]

AWESOME

[AdeliusXD]

hmmmm, i really must taste that pie! ;P

[uncachable]

That recipe in the description sounds good. Mmm, boltcutters.

[OMGItsJousis]

Gotta love the description.

[Hound313]

They wore the same clothes as my new neighbors!

[killmtll]

love the "yeah!" :D

[FreakyFreak50]

i heard the 313th viewer is very good looking ;)

[AndyisLazy]

@FreakyFreak50 Oh, you!

[mikeJRthe2nd]

So MikeXMike huh?

I can see the fanfics now...

[mancreep]

50TH!

YEAH!

[googlerocker2007]

only one of their jumpsuits says state prison :O

[igobyjoey]

Great video as always. BTW Is anyone else happy that the CSI: Miami comments aren't being posted anymore?

[MarcelGERMAN]

@igobyjoey YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Svante8D]

@igobyjoey Yeah Looks like They *puts on..... Nah i'm just kidding with You

[thingi0ma0jig]

Pfft who DOESN'T cook a pie with boltcutters? I sprinkle cake with razor blades and my oven is a getaway car!

[bobolander101]

Meow!

[PllSteinar]

@bobolander101 Woof! 

[zippypatr]

Thought i saw a fire in the thumbnail for this vid but it was actually his hair.

[TheIronHayden]

Here in Alaska we recently had an escaped convict, like a few hours ago, thanks for making this situation laughable.

[CzechMate44]

hell ya i'm makin a freakin pie

[Braxton905]

Probably 1 Troll is going to dislike because he's been to prison before.

[pnoneb72]

I love new neighbours, I still owe one neighbour a coffe table , sadly he's not getting it

[Freezpopp]

101 thumbs up 0 thumbs down, nice

[GAoctavio]

Sounds legit

[firebat42]

God damn it of course! This whole time I've been adding chainsaw to my pie. I'll try bolt cutters this time, maybe it will taste better.

[EpicVen]

@firebat42 it never did have that taste of freedom in it when I made mine with a chainsaw

[manox14]

that other neighbor has some sick glasses

[DrPachyderm]

I bet blueberries would go great with those boltcutters.

[kingxd123]

"Everyone Type "Won" Before youtube.com

[hkfreak]

That's pretty much more like bread.

[MeBeanieD]

It never fails I always have to watch each new 5sf repeatedly before I'm satisfied.

[LordOfTheGnus]

Nth! Ah-hahahahahahahaha!

[AFMountaineer2000]

They seem like a nice couple

[ARatedChris]

YEEEAHH!

[1M3ack]

boltcutters pie is the BEST!!!!

[mypivotchannel123]

HAHAHA, so funny...

[DjSnackFlash]

5secondfilms-Guys have unlimited creativity. Awesome work guys !!! You blow me away everytime. Greetings from Germany

[Logdotzip]

omnomnom

[ikpakje4]

@Logdotzip I like pie

[mcjenkins7]

Thumbs up if you're the 313t... Ha, Im just kiddin, fuck those comments.

[dangerziom]

Do you want to fire something? YEAAAAAAAAAAA

[Compwiz1993]

My eyes are entirely fixated on the guy in the background.  His face is priceless.

[Nazgul100]

I tired boltcutter pie once... it wasnt all that good.

[Wintersome]

They look like perfectly upstanding gentlemen

[MastaDRD]

I'd help those dudes out if they came to my house looking for bolt cutters. Then I'd chill back and smoke a bowl with em. Seem pretty cool to me.

[REDBULLISNOBULLSHIT]

kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul

[bfmv902]

Can't he see that there convicts?

[cannonfodder4000]

Thats sorta part of the joke. =L

[IFrostedFlakesI]

delsh

[TheAnimationNetwork]

5th LOLOLOLOLOL pie with boltcutters must taste really good.

[gunmaster95]

@TheAnimationNetwork Except, you can't eat any if you have braces.

[DatBoyGriff]

howly shit

[6MrAwsomePants9]

I want some convict pie.

[shadowkill4141]

LAWL



[RobFischPA]

AAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAA



[benny1332]

pie always tastes better with boltcutters.

[appelsap45]

haha funny

[joethehobo11]

Woooo finally I'll be able to be first at something in my life

[Earlsin613]

@joethehobo11

I always shout FIRST after having sex. and then it just gets weird..

[Rith9789]

@joethehobo11

Yeah even if you killed yourself you'd still wouldn't be first.

[SteamSwamp]

@Rith9789 That doesnt even make sense