D*MN DIRTY APES KILL AGAIN!

[XblackswanXx]

I want to die saving someone's life...

or having sexy time XD

[Melvoify]

i like that this showed up in my sidebar, but i'm not going to share it.

still ... hilarious.

[MalliMosh]

hahaha so funny

[FearFable]

kkk(.)bz

[MCRPATDFOBRULEZ]

the KKK actually does have a website ya know

[lionfang12]

I wanna jump out of an airplane completely naked, then make a massive splat in front of a retirement home.

[ubercanucksfan]

you dont like hockey?! im conflicted now

[warbandit1989]

too bad I can't die, it's a gift and a curse



[mthatguy1111]

"He's killing my friend!"

Who's killing your friend?"

does it really fucking matter whos killing who? just stop the damn thing

[JayGrossi]

am i the only one who got a little weirded out when she said "She's dead...She's dead..."

[Nick4563880]

Fighting endless wave after wave of Nazi zombies

[juniorMilenko]

i'd want to die in combat. die with honor, remembered as a warrior.

[osyurko90]

In my sleep no pain no drama

[Istaru97]

If I'm old, then in my sleep so I won't die all miserable and depressed that I'm going to die, and if I'm young, always good to go out like super awesome so everybody will know, and the teacher won't be all like "OMG DAT STUPID KID! WER IS HE?" I'm a good stupid and don't want anyone to think otherwise, even after I die

[jimmaytonner]

I can't believe I laughed cuz someone got hit by a plane :D

I wanna die riding an Atom Bomb with "your mom" written on the side.

I don't care that the vid is from 2009..

[sdmfsdmfn]

id wana die doing your girlfriendXD

[zweizy504]

i want to be smothered by 2 hot lesbians pillow fighting

[Phrankeeeeeeee]

The KKK does have a site, they sell shirts.

[barbell724]

ZOMBIES~~!!!!!@#!@$#@!$!$#!@$#­@!$%#^!%#@!$



[ashleydancer66]

i want to die old in my sleep

[rsftwhehe]

she didnt die :o

[MrAfroPanda]

His reasons not to like people

1) killed millions of jews

2) likes hockey

3) doesnt make my sandwich right

3) is a patriots fan

4) has comcast

LMFAO :)

[RomanianUser]

the 911 guys always ask you 9000 stupid fucking question even if the crime or accident happens after the first or second question.

[IAmTheNathan]

i wana gout out of this world the same way i spent it masterbating

[DaBlackScourge]

I'd like to go by being doin it, havin me and whoeva im with frozen and then gettin shattered

[jamalbsb]

yea, but now the jews are killing millions of palastenians, hmmm....

[alexhan6]

WTF? She's dead, she's dead. Why are you saying she's dead? MAYBE ITS BECAUSE SHE'S FUCKING DEAD DUMBASS!

[bkksugarsyrup]

so you un attractive ...so you talk to much shut your fuckin mouth and have a great dreamyou look loke american pig so take care of your selfall you saiod bullshit thing have only detail but not impportants ...aweeeee...you cool assssssssssssss

[LyiteOne]

@bkksugarsyrup Nice spelling, troll. He's sexy! ¦3

[DJS12345678]

hahahaha... doesn't make a sandwich right.

[mustang684]

id like to die after having an orgy with the dallas cowboys cheerleaders and daisy dukes. nuff said

[TheManinMoscow45]

I wanna die free falling out of a plane...the fear of dying would reach equilibrium because you're gonna die anyway,right? So might as well enjoy the rush.

[nehalvpatel]

OMG! When you said he had flatulence, I actually farted! :D 

[farenht456]

owe fucker i had headphones in that shit hurt

[KevYnAwesome]

It's kinda funny how over a year later, Bill O'Reilly becomes a BAMF of the day.

It's all thanks to our common hatred of the Westboro Baptist Church! :D

[jacobtvchannel]

I'm a republican but I hate O'reilly, I like glen beck who said himself I hate O'reilly.

[jacobtvchannel]

QOTD: I want to fight zombies and kill like 2500 and then get infected and become a super zombie and destroy everything.

[marik141]

in a failblog vid

[thenocho]

mindless fuck head LOL

[KickButtUnggoy]

Hehe... Daily Fail is a bad source ;P

[applemation]

I think that dying by getting hit by a plane is a great way to go out, very interesting and unique.

[skeeterbeanz09]

I want to die with Osama bin Laden's pale, bloody head in my hands! Hooah

[Mongofa]

i want to die in megan fox's arms

[mysticdragon38]

id like to go out while having sex.. i'd die very very happy....

[CanalPirates]

@mysticdragon38 yeah that would be a good experience for the person you're having sex with....

[alis909]

@mysticdragon38 haha! but what about the poor person who has to live with the fact that someone died on them during sex. lol!

[TaylorLautnerlover86]

I want to die in an explosion because it's fast and no one will have to see my ugly, pale dead Latino face.

[BCMatsuyama]

@TaylorLautnerlover86 You're not gonna get Taylor Lautner talking like that

[TaylorLautnerlover86]

@BCMatsuyama Honey, why would I want to?

[eclipse1715]

lol, 3. Hitler doesn't make your sandwich right

[pizzabroodje]

I want to die by a man who's more of a man than me, with a gun pointed between my eyes, and be shot with all the bullets. I dont want to be killed by a wuss or a woman.

[hippopotumas]

Seriously, the story about the chimp makes me want to cry. The audio especially. I'm just like, freaking out right now. Stupid, right?

I want to die not knowing its coming. So, in my sleep or hit from behind, I don't care.

[sharkzilla408]

geting in a fight with a speeding car

[roxcheartful]

why the hell are people keeping chimps as pets fucking idiots....

[humorinthemedia]

taking a bullet for someone awesome

[Brutechieftain666]

srry two not to

[Brutechieftain666]

dont wrry next time she'll make sure its a stronger pole then test it with to fat asses

[wc1234111]

omg lol you talk fast lol

[3vilp4nda]

riding the atom bomb likr major kong :D

[imdlfsdlf]

I'd like to start by saying that I TOTALLY gave this video five stars. Like I love Phil's show its great, but I would just like to remind you that just because someone listens to Bill O'Reilley it does not make them a mindless fuckhead. They very well may be a mindless fuckhead, but don't judge us all as a whole :) Btw no offense taken. Like at all.

[AdamPimpNtel]

2 words will xplain how I wanna die: FALCOOON PAAWWNNCCHH!!!!!!!

[frootofaloom]

i want to die from a pie sized rock dropped from the empire state building

[hii1415165]

aww your handwriting, lol so cute

[egrost18]

:( I like O'Reilly. He makes me giggle :D

[liam15200]

in my sleep

[furbiesmustdie]

riding a nuke. WHAT ELSE?

[Paulbuffmansbuddy]

lawl i was to get caught in the crossfire of the hulk, jesus, and chuck norris battle-ing it out

[THEEMPRESSXP]

the kkk does have a website... its FUCKING DISTURBING

[gonz4diegoa2]

it is. i do love how the message isnt hate but the want segregation. reminds me of this story where at some southern university there was a slightly racist fight song, and no one thought it was offensive,and then the KKK supported it, and every1 all of the sudden THAT IS RACIST

[Sordatos]

Oh yeah, they have one. I think its hysterical, just read the "official hystory" I dare you not laugh. I really feel nothing but sorry for someone that amount of shit, I jus,t DAMN...

While sleeping, I dont want to know, yes I know I little girl about this but I cant help it death scares me, even though it sholdnt

[KayCProductions]

I want to die from a stupid person. Because stupid people make me laugh. So I'll technically die of laughter. o_____O

[iJutsu]

lol, i bet they're from green piece

[WastedRevolution]

rofl "is comcast"

[Utarkea]

i think the dbotd should be that chimp.

[EpicfailProd]

go into a bathtub of acid. thats a fun way to die.

[WastedRevolution]

Like HCL or LSD?

[katiefershadybaby]

My birthday. wooo. February 18th

[boonhii]

HAhAaaaAA! You mindless fuckhead!

[ryanexsus]

The lady didn't die from the chimp she just got her face ripped off and was on Oprah for the WIN!!!

[KayCProductions]

Not that lady. "You mindless fuckhead."

[kalleklekeg]

i wanna die cuz i cum WAY to hard becuz im banging megan fox hahahaha xD

[81aldon]

I want to die fighting alongside dolphins with lasers on their head against robot-vampire-nazi's who are also zombies with flying raptor jesus fighting robot-vampire-Nazi-zombie chuck Norris... Yup I said it

[sweetypie000]

a sniping monkey was executed today

[hpcrewsmith22]

I've actually thought this out:

I want to die fighting off a horde of zombies, giving enough time to let the future savior of humanity escape. My rationale is this: once he/she saves humanity, he/she will erect a monument in the new capitol of the world of me, and probably name that capitol or a building in it after me. And if it's a hot chick, probably have my baby.

Yeah...that'd be sweet.

[IIStoneIIKrusherII]

#3 doesn't make my sandwich right :P

[Keepskatin]

I want to die after a shootout with law enforcement but only after i've defeated their entire department.Also that dirty ape need to to chainsawed to death.first cut off its hands and let it live for a few days then cut off other non vital body parts,to keep it in pain,

[immeyouhe]

I want to die by Lasers from a Technologically advanced T-Rex

[soundwaveman100]

me +chuck norris fighting zombies in the zombie apocalypse

[ngobmx]

FUCK YOU!!!! str8 up man wtf! that lady deserved what she got!!!!!! CHIMPS belong in the fucking wild! leave them there!

[Spleej]

ummm wtf? umm ok then i dont think thats right ... its not good if a monkey killed your friend

[ngobmx]

a ape... dude u know nothing go away like actually, learn about chip behavior and then come back, till then go back to first grade

[Snoochy42]

lol. First off you'd not be learning about chimpanzee behavior in the first grade, second why the hell are you talking about an ape? the woman clearly stated she had a chimpanzee and a chimpanzee will be aggressive and is capable of ripping someone hands off which it did because it felt threatened that the woman was there. GG you failure. at least try to make sense out of an insult if you are going to be insulting someone.

[ngobmx]

read the comments from before about the apes thing , for ur 2 iq, chimps are apes! and yes that is what im saying, ladys fault for having a ape as a pet, dumb move by her, and gg learn how to fucking read

[Spleej]

oh sorry ape sorry i dont know much about chimps but i dont know about what happened cause basically i just heard about a the chimp attacked her for no reason and please im trying to start fights im just saying it doesnt seem ok that sombody got killed but mabye the chimp was being beat or somthing but i still think its kinda sad that they died

[ngobmx]

it had a reason, they are territorial, it would have seen the intruding lady as a threat, to sove the threat it removed it

[Spleej]

well that makes said i rly wish you could have said that cause im just stating somthing that i thought i dont ned to be insulted

[alis909]

I couldn't help but notice the pic of the chimp behind you. lol

[halo5270]

definitely in a blaze of glory with epic explosions and me saving ppl. basically a Michael bay movie

[theshontman]

Flaming boat falls from the sky only hitting me in a crowd, final words... "...fuck" thats how i wanna go

[pomssi1]

Shit my ears.... change intro PL0X!!!!

[RhodriR]

obviously never read the daily mail before

we're used to that shit over here

[Satori1800]

RHODRIR: Hi. I know what you mean :)

jd

[kking950]

the funny thing is that the kkk does have a website and they sell t shirts

[phfear]

haha i actually saw that from some douchebag who sent me his channel....

[jackeinbinder]

Sorry Phil I'm a pats fan.... Btw I wanna die Inside a guitar store

[AnonimosArtist]

I want to die jumping in front of a bullet to save my friend's life. She's in training to be a cop, and I'm worried she's gonna get shot....

[rexspal]

i do psychiatry as a side practise. i say you go and resolve your problum with your mother.its the comomon resion.

[rexspal]

um you have a drug problum no? please seek prefesional help.

[mrkierren]

me too

[deadlywolf234]

i wanna die saving someone elses life.

[bumman117]

off a really high building i find it oddly peaceful mabe im just have a messed brain

[goronstyle]

i so didnt need to hear that 911 call.

not cool puttin that in the vid.

[achegal90]

damn that 911 call gave me goosebumps :-S

[ubnub945]

LOL pause at the end of 2:23

[cuthanator]

Bill o reilly is such a douchebag

[elementskateboards73]

i would die raping megan fox cuz when the police got there they coud only say "shit hes dead what now" then they look over towards the naked megan fox

[MANOFBOBRUISK]

Phil! How can u hate hockey!?! I thought u were a hockey fan! O and don't b hating the Patriots. I know ur a Jets fan but so am I, and i'm also a Patriots fan, because I grew up in both Boston and Brooklyn. Just for havin so much hate I'm only rating 1 star. I know it's nothing, but I'm just getting my point across.

[RocksInTheToilet]

You mindless-frickhead.

[urahararocking]

I wanna jump off a building. If I ever get cancer or some terminal illness that is my plan. Also if I get to that point of my life where I'm just waiting for death then that is also my plan.

[RagingCripple]

i wanna go out quietly in my sleep

[Emoskins23]

Ahhh yeah the daily mail ..... were ashamed of that paper B|

[brideath]

OMG!!!! I read that article before i ever saw this!...weird...

[BigTEntertainmnet]

blaze of glory ftw

but still fast

[mihr123]

Blaze o' glory.

[EvilJerks0298]

how i want to die is in my sleep thinking about boobies :D

[nORTHAMERANUNION]

i would like to day overthrowing the us government

[mattsgoneskatin]

id die from rollin down a big ass mountain in a tyre and id be all like whoooohhoooooo and then id jump out over the edge of the cliff and id splat all on the floor and id be a sidewalk pizza

[Dontholdback747]

I would like to die in my peacefully, but if not, Im goin out in a mudda fuckin blaze-a-faiays, ima be on my knees like platoon and pretend to b dead and when the bad guys come to shoot all the bodies, ima get up and start shooting them wiff mah pistol PEW PEW P-P-PPEW BOOM BWAHHHH

[mattsgoneskatin]

kooooooll!!!!1

[darkalchemistninja]

monkey pussy sooooo hot

[Blargariffic]

why is "likes hockey" #2? i thought you had a thrashers jersey. btw being canadian, obviously hockey is my fav sport

[xThunderxWolfx]

I'd want to die in the greatest bang ever!!

[rua1r1dh]

stay away from daily mail evil

[robertoozeol]

i think of phil as a pokemon on his first evolution and is about to envole to his second evolution but has a third form ya it those make sense to long

[uncdude12]

nerd

[lylestaffel]

haha you fuck-tard

[Shopaholic4395]

Mindless Fuck Head =]

[L33TNINJ4Grrl]

I hope you got rid of that ending for good. It sounded like mario on crack, AND made me want to set my hair on fire.

[TheMattStallion]

I want to go peacfully like my grandpa, in my sleep, not screaming, like the other people in the car

[xXdeadlyjuggaloXx]

trust me, my hand writing is way worse

[tacosofdeath]

i would eat as much candy as i could then explode myself becoming a giant pinata

[FreelancerAxel]

Killed by a falling owl .... im not sure how youd get an owl to fall ... maby greasing up the branch ....

[Gvan30]

I want to go like me being staved in the stomach and tied to a chair a left thee to die

[1Jac0b9Alb3rt9P036]

Try having to watch The O'Reily Factor EVERY F*CKING NIGHT because your dad is ADDICTED TO FOX NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jedisho]

I feel your pain.... SO MUCH I DO. Its fucking ridiculous

[105thHelljumper]

I feel your pain, fox is like crack for dads its just sad.

[PURPLEohyeah]

the KKK does have a website...

[kraftwerk456]

naked girl avalanche

[riceater87]

YES! this one wins :D

[ph33rt3hd4rkn3ss]

I would love to go out in a blaze of glory...but not like...a FIERY blaze, cuz burning to death is, as I imagine, a very slow and painful death.

I sure as hell wouldn't want to be killed by a chimpanzee... D:

[puppypuppy41]

Nah, my happy place is a picture of Gerard Way choking on a microphone.

[Frostgun]

Nuclear Explosion

[ukoo7]

in my sleep

[epicmuffins]

I want my jugular to be cut on a rock climbing wall....or to fall out of an airplane and be impailed by the space needle.

[sasuke7naruto7]

Nice

[Lobsterboyman]

I want to die while I sleep, mainly because i'm not stupid.

[juniorMilenko]

i wanna die durring sex, or die in a superawesomeninjafight. katanas and shuriken preferably.

[ace593]

i want to die having an orgasm

[oran0needle]

lol i hav that same handwriting i think my mom drank 0.o

[oran0needle]

i would go asleep

[ILIKEPIE38]

Bill O' Reily is a fucking idiot lol

[AllwaysNeverRandom]

Pfft, my sister can bend more than that..

[AllwaysNeverRandom]

bet i like what? My Sister???

[maxxcat244]

lol MINDLESS DICK HEADS ARE SURROUNGING ME AND ARE TRYING TO KILL MY FRIND!!!!!...

[morg12305]

these teenagers cald the cops and said somwon was trying to kill thme and the oporater hung up on thme because she though it was a prank (there found the teenagers dead)

[Birdoparadise]

I want to die in my sleep, in a very, very comfortable bed around the age of 70 or so.

[DJCmadhead10]

my god after those top 5 bill o'reily interveiw vids i realy think he is an utter asshole

[SawTrevorBox]

dude youre vids are cool but bill oreilly is smart youre a mindless fuck

[Deepwoundjenna]

oreilly is smart?? HAHA you are a dumb cunt

[SawTrevorBox]

fuck you youre a mindless liberal who cant see any other peoples views on things

[obladiiobladaa]

Dude. I should totally do that :D

[xXxbwelitexXx]

i want to go out blazed in a hurricane

[JACbitches08]

I'm gonna have to say that I want to go down in a blaze of glory preferably before I'm old. (Only because I have a fear of aging and don't want to watch myself slowly lose my youth.) But I don't know how I would want to go (I figure God will surprise me) except that I want it to be quick.

[DTGtoon]

I wanna die by assassination, not murder, I want to be assassinated. Any ninjas out there interested?

[thestateflourishs]

the daily mail is such a fucking stupid it lies there was an article blaming a girls suicide on some guy she never met so you can't blame its stupidness it had always been dumb

[drejames13]

I'll probably be K.I.A cause I'm a cadet

[silentserv3r]

that was a funny begining

[courtneylouisescaife]

Let me send willy wonka in my space ship .. :D

Your Awsome :P