Party Started Ultramagnetic MCs

[The808Prophet]

those bitches look like trannys

[fleshnbone187]

Lol, I was just referred to this song and I come here and laugh my ass off at this stupid song. The beat is almost dead and the rapping is like rhyming in their sleep. Ced Gee sounds like he finds some shitty rhyme to spit with a ten second span between each. That's how shit this sounds.

If it's a mockery, then it's a bit too over the top. Not even Soulja Boy is as bad as Ced Gee's "rapping" here.

[trydunkingonyao]

by the way Funk ya head up had 2 amazing songs, "MC Champion" and "Funk Radio", Kool Keith was sick on it, too bad Ced Gee was rapping tho.

[catch3000]

Anyone notice the "Pin the Tail on the Donkey"? LMAO

[catch3000]

Who ever disses this track or anything similar to this by Ultra obviously knows nothing about Ultramagnetic MC's. Dissing and making fun of rappers is one of their fortes! Ced Gee is a scientist and Kool Keith is a psycho.

[YourZabbas]

"She flash a D cup a, I like the melons for suppa" that how line made me LULZ.

[msnikish]

so far i dont like this and the other video i saw off this album

[RickyPayaso]

you need to check "i dont play" from black elvis......Its only right kid !!!

[youcantfoolme99]

holy fuck that was stupid, WTF!!!!!!!!

[noklarok]

go ced gee and keith!

[pepi101]

Aids was passed around that evening

[beforetheexam]

@pepi101 so was yo' moms

[pepi101]

@beforetheexam No way Dog... My Moms was too busy, shampooing your Mom's testicles with a Rake

[beforetheexam]

@pepi101 lol you can't say nathin' in retaliation, playa! with all that "rah rah rah", ya playing yaself!

[cerdamann]

This video is ridiculous! I love it. Makes me laugh every time.

The beat is the most original I've heard in ages. Their rhyme flow is an acquired taste, and not for everyone.

[MisterClean121]

those look like prostitutes

[msnikish]

@MisterClean121 word, they polly picked them up in Hunts Point and gave them $100 dollars a couple of bundles of dope to split between them all

[Pheonixboy1]

Ced-Gee is straight shit on this record, i don't care about what anyone says. He sounds better in Delta Force from Critical Beatdown.

[beshakim]

@Pheonixboy1 you are to right about that.dam what happen to him?it sad

[CanvassBlack]

@Pheonixboy1 Ced may still be on them wulers(Crack& Weed). I remember an old dvd where Kool Keith said Ced released a bootleg of some old masters without anyone's permission and he kept all of the money to himself. Ced's a decent dude but he's fighting some demons in his life.

[Nautiluss]

"The video is a Ced Gee idea, I swear, not Kool Keith's!"

[nemesis700]

mad ugly girls in this video..they got ass tho..but its a hot track...and this aint no parody...they just doin what they feel

[jsain360]

@nemesis700 True dat, plenty of ass in the video, but I never

thought the UMC's were that good

[SK8er9883]

DAMN RIGHT

[incaperseverance]

Fine ass bitches

[TheStoicAgnostic]

the record presser

venessa

we undress her

lol

keith is the sheeit

[jesterman0488]

lovin da booty n ladies n titties, :P ;) lol

[jesterman0488]

hahahahhahahaha tiiiiiiiiiiight! i like da vid, its so funny! but seriously! most of todays "hip hop"(mainly its pop really) is whiggity whack! lol ;) :P :D this is a funny parody! imma actually do one myself soon, still workin on a FUNNY ASS BEAT like now a days and some gay ass lyrics with a vid similar 2 dis one... lol

[Ionisus]

i think idea behind this track was,

"lets make to most worst rap track in history"

[Normal1S]

Lol!!!

[webbhead205]

This is a funny ass PARODY because this is how most Hip Hop is today: materialism, lazy lyrics and beats and chicks shaking their asses(no problem with that tho, lol..but get a sense of humor, please.

[nemesis700]

every1's on cb's dick. that was a good album but it dropped 20 years ago. i like this song u dont like it? fuck you.

[nemesis700]

lol took me a min to figure out that first dude(ced gee) is actualy rappin! i thought it was a intro......she shakes the cakes right. she shakes the cakes left. lol ....i like this video..booty everywhere..

[bdcavalier]

this is a real club banger here.  just imagine what it would do there, it would turn the party out, cats would get mad hype. i finally bought the same hat as kool keith.

[Normal1S]

This is terrible. It's not a video mocking anyone--it's just really bad music.

I don't understand.

[zentonil]

They're mocking the state of the industry as a whole.

[BIGPHILL]

for the nerds that don't have a clue(the virgin, backpackers that still live with their moms)..this is not a parody...not a good song, but not a parody.

[zentonil]

WTF is the diss about, Keith doesn't rap this shit live it's a joke!

[ram22bull72]

alot of kool keiths songs are about taking the piss outta the music industry......listen to SIMON on dr dooom 2 album

and he is right the shit they putting out nowadays and have the balls to call it hiphop.......kool keith ....the man....the icon!

[lovey353]

i like it! da shit is soooooo funny!

[amoralphat40oz2]

this song fucking sucks DR OCTAGON 4 LIFE!

[sixfeetbackonthemap]

Absolute fucking garbage !!

Anyone who bought Critical Beatdown yet rates this should hang their head in shame.

[catch3000]

@sixfeetbackonthemap If you bought Critical Beatdown, you should've recognized one of their many personalities. Years before Critical Beatdown was released, they were always buggin out and thought outside the box. Ultramag does what they want to do, whenever they want to do it. In fact, they probably dissed more rappers on Critical Beatdown then any other rap album in history. They're either straight up about it or tongue in cheek. We're both in our 30's, you should know they require thinking.

[CanvassBlack]

@catch3000 Whatever man. This guys were hungry for dough(especially ced). This was one of those freestyle albums where they wrote the lyrics on the spot if they wrote at all.

[first40]

a lot of people posting are clueless! this is a PARODY, goofing on today's rappers. and it's funny as hell. ultramagnetic are good at comedy.

[first40]

definitely mocking jay-z

[bdcavalier]

their mocking materialistic artists. i love keith's hat and sunglass. dammit i'm gonna buy the same hat.

[Sensenmann5]

@ CSVaze

You are so damn right man!!

[mikedanous]

I think its a parody. But its still so wack (maybe it had to be such).

[1O74]

fuck i didnt expect this

its dope

[GoodTimesWade]

daaaaaamn

[bdcavalier]

i don't care what anybody says, i'm totally feeling it. this is hype. i like the beat and the way ultra is putting it down.

[how2baho]

A majority of you guys get it..some don't. Much like PE's Musickandhourmessage, Best Kept Secret is an album/concept based on what's suppose to be "what's hot" in today's search for elevation of an artform that's dying. Let some "youngin's" do the same thing and it gets "souljah boy" status. Son.

[immasuperninja]

this whole album is just a parody on mainstream bullshit so stop hatin lol, listen to how funny this shit sounds

[aphex187]

Hoohoo what a pile of sh*t this is! gotta be a pisstake ! is ced trying to sound like jay-z or what? funny as funk....

[afrorouge]

One of the funniest things Keith has done. It's so whack it blows right past parody into some space territory that only Keith can accomplish.

[Sensenmann5]

Yea man... Exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bigruexxl]

Ced Gee was a pretty good producer. But what´s going now is just poor!!!

[mm0g33k]

THIS SUXXXXXXX!!!!!!!! omfg!

[Popdookie]

LMFAO! thier clownin.i get what thier doing

[jaycornelius]

it's 100% awesome.

[legaliseme]

im shocked and appauled - whats this busta shit, in more fitting terms ...

[A3000ct]

poo poo wreckers

[mrmELS]

it is a joke. how the fuck dont you people get it?! the fackt that you guys actually consider this to be real just proves how important it is for somebody to make a PARODY like this...THINK ABOUT IT! lol

[Rurne]

You're kidding, right? Have you listened to anything Keith has done since he put out Dr. Octagonecologist? It's all the same hit-or-miss oversexed crap like this.

Seriously, Mechanism Nice is about the only track on "The Best Kept Secret" worth not sleepin on. The whole album's pretty much trash.

[CSVaze]

I wouldnt say Dr.Octagon is his best work and since then he hasnt put out any fire.

Check Black elvis/lost in space & his twin brother Dr.DoooM First come first served.

The concept there was pure genius with classic tracks on both Keith Turbo???Im seein Robots???? Side Line?????No Chorus?????

If all you know keith for is Dr.Octagon then you aint a true Keith listener

Peace

[nemesis700]

black elvis and sexstyle were betta then doc oc

[djbjam]

what the fuck?this must be a joke

[jubegn]

its a fuckin parody

[deechillah]

This is hilarious

I think this is a parody

But kool keith is really into dirty weird shit with the girlies thats no lie

[andyhibbert]

ppl that dont know who ultramagnetic are dont look at this song or any song from this album look at 'Critical Beatdown' thats the true Ultra

[CrowdPleeza]

Ced sounds like he's imitating Jay-Z. His voice and flow sounds just like Jay-Z's. LOL

[groundless]

This sucks.  Period.

[xxxIronLeexxx]

This is the best, I love this video and song. They are doing thier own thing, they don't care what you guys think. They are not another "50cent" or whatever. You want some regular mainstream rap like that, then go listen to it.

I'd rather listen to something unique and on a whole different level than where you guys are at. If you don't get what I'm saying, then you really shouldn't be listening to this, or any of Kool Keith's stuff either.

[suckafish80]

Old Ultramagnetic shit is dope. This is wack. Some people respect everything that comes out of legends. Ultramagnetic MCs are legends. But wack is wack. This is wack.

[xxxIronLeexxx]

Oh, it's wack because you say so. I see. My mistake.

[suckafish80]

ok, everyone is entitled to their opinion, but you called this "unique", when i personally feel it is wack cuz it sounds like the same radio material that's been on the radio.

[catch3000]

@suckafish80 That's the point! Ultra would never stoop this low or go mainstream. These guys are incredibly intelligent. They're very knowledgeable in and about Triple Blackness, the Sirius Star System, the origins of false religion, Set/Satan (The Lightbringer), 6 protons, 6 neutrons, 6 electrons = Carbon, Heru, Metu Neter, Ancient Kemetic/African history throughout the world, Saturn, the dollar bill not having value (it's cotton and flax; a copper penny is worth more) and Gov't mind control.

[outlaw96]

this is parody, it was supposed to sound like wack. but you goota listen to lyrics, watch how they act in the video. that's so funny. haha

[suckafish80]

oh...it didn't seem like it, cuz keith has made songs like this before and he does it pretty seriously, but it might be.

[outlaw96]

it is, listen at 2:50 and see how many times the lines end with word "son" :D it reflects the rhymyng abilities of today rappers. you know, like MIMS:"I'm hot because I fly and this is why I'm hot" ;)

[SirDoomTheGreat]

I agree this is super wack!!! What happened to keiths rhyme skillz, I

[toniolio]

this must be a joke...

[faustopapetti]

yo freaks! a dope crew turned wack! like metallica or other mutants

[MRBACKWARDZ]

damn cedgee got wack he never was the best lyricist but damn I can freestyle better than this I hope he didn't sit down and write this Shiiiiiiiiii!!!!

[csun]

ced sounds like he's about 99 years old...

[amillyoyoyo]

wtf???? WTF???????????????????

[DanishAAA]

Shut the f up! This is the shiiiiit! Promote od die! F U if you hate this, you F-in biatch!

[DanishAAA]

ok, relax...

[redskull2006]

i love ultra but these flows are so horrible

[faustopapetti]

the 1st 3 albums are classic material, but this?

bitches and alcohol? they blow their brains away or what? like a cheap horny wanna be gangsta crew, cant believe it! thats so fake!

[sebastiansongo]

they have to smoke some good shit to record this shit

[Magga1103]

these are the guys who gave us the fantastically smooth "dandy, the devil, the day", and the even better "raise it up"...search for the videos here on youtube...and compare...i don't know actually how to respond to this video...

[DanishAAA]

To all the Ultra fans: go get Tim Dog's "BX Warrior" Much better, in my opinion...

[DJSK7shot]

Wow. This is garbage. What a shame, I really respect Ultramagnetic MCs a lot from their oldschool battle-rap days. But this shit... is horrible. I think I would rather eat a bowl of dog shit than watch this video again. - DJ SK

[DanishAAA]

A bowl of Tim Dog shit?

[DJSK7shot]

LMAO, 'Tim Dog Shit'

[n0gar]

Cheap vidoes! There is so much more you can do with no budget! I wish people would put more effort into their art instead of just doing what others do. It goes to show that they can still come with hot beats though, they just need to be polished. The flows I don't like.

[JUNGLEJUSTICE9mm]

the album is dope. real hip hop in '07. ced needs to go back 2 his critcal beatdown style of rapping

[DTHECHEMIST1]

omg this shit is wack....what are they doing man? im an oldschool head from the "small time hustler" days and this is bull shit...but the women in the vid are good money though lol...

[thestorm529]

This is coming from the biggest Kool Keith fan ever. I actually returned "The Undertakerz" album back to the record store citing "lack of actual songs".  I'm only harsh because he talented and is ripping off his fans to a malicious degree. - the storm

[newproject555]

you're not forced to buy and keith has turned out so much product that of course some is shit. but trust me, listen to this a few times and you will be converted like constantine.

[thestorm529]

The problem with Kool Keith "making fun of the industry" for the past 15 or so garbage albums, is that he has now turned into the wack rappers that he was making fun of in the first place. It just seems that no effort whatsoever is being put into anything he does now, and every album has some stupid gimmick to trick people who loved his old stuff to buy his new disposable junk.

[newproject555]

you don't understand, but ultra is not for everyone. this track is fucking sick. the products and the flow is next level. listen to it 5 times and if you still don't like it, well then go listen to das efx or whatever you like.

[brew62]

This reminds me of their first track they did back in the 80's. Nikkas way off beat on some ole' drunk shit. The video is hot....kinda? They should put the head phones on when the spit their verses..LOL

[grgrgrgff]

ok now i'm listening with headphones and i hear the bass. this track is hot

[grgrgrgff]

better than the other cut but still bland and lousy raps. nice asses though

[bdcavalier]

Ced's verse is ill. Ultra isn't for everyone. They're all about creating new styles. I haven't heard anything as creative as this song in years. The only thing I don't like about this video is the cheap, beat up looking strippers.

[grgrgrgff]

this track is fucking SICK! the dirty strippers just add to the gritty dirtyness. one of them looks like a shemale. check out the moves at 1:05 as she's moving backwards. this is the track for 2007!!!

[stankoknats]

I'm pretty sure they're making a parody of the "rappers" that call themselves dipset, i mean it's just as bad as dipset and you can clearly tell they're not serious in the video, ultramagnetic mcs would not sink this low

[Ebeats99]

I think they were making fun of the industry. they have never changed their formula, why change now?

[Ionisus]

what a shame!!!!!!!!!!!

[TrueScience]

this is the definition on wack

[giuliolobbes]

old skool became shit-skool!

Too bad, but they made a classic album before and that rests for ever!!!

[hankseptember]

ultra is always dope

[powerrose]

Why. God.

[ncoups]

the worst fucking comeback from anyone ever

[canurepeatthat]

ced gee used to be one of the hardest rappers i know. right now he sounds like r. kelly. too bad.

[MCBucky4]

Duz anyone no where I can find the Ced Gee Underground Show EP or LP

[rodentia]

"I'm wiping my ass with rap right now...cuz its crap right now..I shit in your bentley, hurry up you gotta pack right now..make your bitch lick the asshole of a cow moooooo!"-ultramagnetic mc's

[rodentia]

After watching this video I downloaded the entire new album. ITS A FUCKING INSTANT CLASSIC. That is why I its Best Kept Secret. This album was underground before it was even conceived. Beats so fresh and cooky just like Ultramag should be.

[reidcm5052]

oh dear

[mcfisticuff23]

this is definitely a joke--everybody knows Kool Keith is one of the most intelligent rappers in the game (next to MF Doom), look at early Ultramag and his Dr. Octagon shit--his rhyming ability is insane

[dmfrankone]

This is the dopest shit I've seen in a while! Nice to see Ced and Keith back together, lampooning the industry -- I guess the past is the past. Anyway, if you really can't tell if it's "satirical in natre" or not then you probably have no business commenting. The title alone should clue you in, unless you're completely clueless.

[denshiblocks]

keep it a secret guys

[cheefkilla]

shit.... ced gee rappin like poo...

[dmiano]

I really hope this is satirical in nature. It's hard to tell considering the lyrics or so paralleled by the video imagery. I'm dissappointed. This has gotta be a joke.