Microsoft Sam reads Funny Windows Errors (S11EP6)

[matthew65536]

1:14 during the 5 seconds the English were eating the piece of french toast.

[11horsepower]

answer: Because the start is the beggining of the end.

[JaxfirebusIsBack1]

LOLROFLCOPTERLAUNCHINGBAZOOKA

[Mum2Boys]

LOLANTIVIRUSSOFTWARE

[ymarichal]

LOLRAGEQUIT



[skittyruless]

@ymarichal LOLSPAMALLCAPSANDNOSPACES

[ymarichal]

LOLREVERSEJAZZ

[ymarichal]

LOLHIGHWAYCOOKIES

[GippyMikey]

What's the song at the end?

[19Vexthehedgehog91]

lol Highway Cookies lololololooloololololoollololo­lolololololololololololoololol­ol soi soi soi

[GippyMikey]

@19Vexthehedgehog91 Guh!

[GippyMikey]

Guns made out of french toast are FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE.

[1Alexiandria]

lol i loled

[ymarichal]

LOLINDIGESTION

[matthew65536]

quagmire reference ftw

[imseanyoung]

@matthew65536 quagmire? NO! THIS. IS. QUAGSIRE!11!!!!111!

[GippyMikey]

@imseanyoung Wrong.

[TehAlphaGamer]

Lets see, no top comment, um...um...um...potatosauce?

[bltboom1]

when tuning on the snow effect on you tube at 1:59 it was filled with snow flakes

[SonicArena1]

What is the song played at 5:17??

[matthew65536]

The reason we have to click start to shut down windows is because Bill gates put windows that way cause you start to do what you click. Duh p.s giggity giggity goo. ALL RIGHT!!!

[SuperVillaTube]

Exactly what is the chao that u are talkin about

[thetrioffish]

3:21 PORTAL 2 QUOTE! SHOULD HAVE MADE A BUTTON THAT SAID: What is this? portal 2? AND U EVEN USED PORTAL 2 SMOOTH JAZZ! im mad @ u!

[polocatfan276]

XD what a coincidence im watching this on 10/21/11

[kingzillaskillz]

@polocatfan276 me

[Greenlion346returns]

@Thunderbirds101 During the Emergency Alert System, didn't Microsoft Mike actually sound like a real man?

[blackout4491]

because in soviet russia, start means quit

[jamessonic5621]

Protip to the question, i dont. I just use the windows key :3 (plus there IS no start, i'm running windows 7 LOL)

[Greenlion346returns]

@jamessonic5621 Windows 7 does have a start button.

[jamessonic5621]

@Greenlion346returns Uhh nope. Its just the windows sign.

[729MendicantTide]

i was like hahahahahahahhaahhaha soi soi soi so iso iso so isiso osi at the stop hammer time (typo alert)

[Jermanthegreat]

2:42 is that funny? I live in Oregon its not funny.

[JaxfirebusIsBack1]

... 5:10 ... FUCK!

[SuperVillaTube]

Lol EAS

[MARIOSONIC320]

WHERES MEH ERROR??????????? TELL MEH!

[MM64z]

@MARIOSONIC320 not all errors make it, jeez, clam down.

[MadGuy7023]

LOL because when it was playing the reverse jazz at about 3:45 I recorded it in Audacity and reversed it and heard the proper way lol

[SilverHeavyLobster]

Because it's opposite day EVERYDAY!!!

[EatAnOctorok]

Simple: We want it to start the process of shutting down.

[kamkid211]

the next rapture is my birthday noooooooooooooo lol i wont happen

[didowexbox]

3:20

Please tell me that is a TF2 reference, but it can't be as friendly fire is off :P.

VALVe reference there though.

[96crisadi]

@didowexbox it is a TF2 reference, and FYI, Friendly Fire can be turned on.

[milkshake2436]

Because Microsoft is evil... also, THE CAKE IS A LIE!!

[Monkey7339]

Re: Why do we click "Start" when we want to shut off Windows?

Message: Because there is no "End" menu.

[easalert88]

EAS=WIN!

[trainguy2020]

Hey Thunderbirds can you make a 2012 EAS warning?

[cookingboy3]

AHH, THANK YOU FOR THE WARNING ABOUT THE EAS THING. I HAVE HIGH FEAR OF THE EAS.

[cookingboy3]

@westaskates0103 Wowlololololol.

[westaskates0103]

@cookingboy3

u suk loser

[bailey2007player]

ANSWER: microsoft is too lazy or they don't know how to!

[interstateruler]

Harold Camping made a prediction for May 21 and that never happen. Oct 21 will be no difference

[MarbalTm]

@interstateruler Except bananas will fall from the sky..

[interstateruler]

@MarbalTm lol, well maybe

[Nanozism]

Make longer ones, btw, how come I can't turn up the speed on SPeakonia? i tryed ot uninstall and reinstall and registered, I dunno, I can't drag it D:

[jameswalker199]

we click start because bill is an arse and deleted sam

[GLaDOS996]

Signs series RETURNS!

[spongebot64]

I cannot believe you mad an episode this long with another one in a week! I salute you sir!

[allenwalker50]

have more BSoD,

epic dumping

and

downgrade microsoft sam to vista

[ThePhoenix1351]

We click Start to shut down the PC because we want to "START" again a life and go to the Roflcopter Restaurant where we can eat for free and take a massive explosive plutonium LSD plasma chocolate-flavored diarrhea dump as long as we want, and do it as much as we want! :D

[MAXLIGHTER44543]

CAUSE THE FUCKING START HAS THE FUCKING SHUTDOWN ITEM

[AzariahKyras]

because shut up

[imseanyoung]

I have an error request:

Option 1: I NEVER

Option 2: READ BUTTONS

Option 3: OF ERRORS

[firealarmfreak5]

@imseanyoung Send it as a PM!

[imseanyoung]

@firealarmfreak5 then how come in earlier episodes, ppl submitted error requests as COMMENTS?

[Thunderbirds101]

@imseanyoung

If people submit errors through comments, they are completely ignored. No exceptions.

[imseanyoung]

@Thunderbirds101 how come u responded 2 some anyway

[schoolzboring]

137TH!!!

[TehEngineer2]

right at 2:17 my steam client crashed, IE it lost the connection. I laughed

[Bjornmollebro]

Because we need a start to shut down of the computer. XD

[brandokid25]

How did u make that voice effect at 2:12???

[tmanfv3]

because it's opposite day

wait, WHAT?!?

[SuperHashom]

the reverse jazz is good

[rchmarvista]

Because that's how you shutdown windows... or you could press CRTL+ALT+DEL, then click "Shut Down..."

I don't know who designed windows, but that's how it goes, ok?

:-3

[matthew65536]

@rchmarvista actually you can do that on windows 95 and 98.

[TheKnightguard1]

We click Start when we go to shut down windows because we finally decide to "START" a freakin' life and move to the United Trolls of Microflica where we can eat tacos and take massive explosive nuclear plutonium balogna diarrhea dumps as much as we want!

I humbly except my presence in this episode. :P

[mariogames100]

because it makes a mini chuck norris spawn in the computer and beat it up untill it gets K.O.ed. and if this appears in the next video the awesome face celery will beat up Microsoft Sam while Sam has a ultra spaz attack!

[jjovereats]

To "start" shutting down the computer, or to access the menu to shutdown the computer. More logical than other replies.

[TheKnightguard1]

@jjovereats You don't get the point of the question, do you? It's not meant to be taken literally, it's meant to elicit ridiculous and funny responses.

[XproductionsTeam]

Answer: Because Bill Gates didn't design that part of windows...

[benboy803]

Because the "Start" button activates Chuck Norris, who takes a nucleur diahrrea dump on the computer.

[DarkZerkerX]

2:38

I seriously saw this sign in real life while I was going to Oregon.

[good4gamesguy]

Windows needs more time to divide by zero to give off a Blue Screen of Death, so it put the shut down button in said menu while taking a dump and zero dividing instead of on the Desktop. Wait, what????

[ThePoliceman009]

Because it would be too simple to just push 1 button. Microsoft wants to make you press 3 buttons, (2 on Vista & 7) to shut it off. Start, Shut down!

[GGWEBDAWG]

Hi

[starrodkirby1]

GUNS MADE OUT OF FRENCH TOASTS ARE THE BEST

[HPlookalike94]

im going to go buy myself a ROFLcycle

[SuperblueShell]

Because toilets have taken over the english language and now only Double Rainbow and FAIL make sense now.

[RedYoshiSonic12]

we click start to uh uh uh I DONT KNOW.....WAIT I know to kill our windows and to take a dump in our diarrhea infeted toilets and to shove highway cookies down harold camping's retarded throat while owning radar overseer scotty with roflcopters and to watch the tv which aperently is watching you Wait,WHAT?

[BlittleMcNilsen]

Because [insert running gags from FWE here].

[gameyguy123]

Duh! We press 'start' to start wondering why Microsoft makes their software as crappy as a million highway cookies, two diarrhea-infested black holes, and 1,235,684,201 Justin Bieber songs combined. MOO.

[boltthunderkit]

Because we start the shut off of windows. 

[Spongebob9800]

Answer:because we cannot initzaling shutdown.exevirus lol,virus

[HEMIpoweredherochao]

@Firealarmking52 Well, you drop a message like that what do you expect?! I'm surprised he isn't making fun of more haters!

[TheLEE040793]

to make the system know you want to shut windows down because if not, winddows would be like what the fuck do you want me to do

[silverwing789]

Because microsoft sam doesn't know when to stop???

[imseanyoung]

my comment answer: to click the shut down button inside it

[HEMIpoweredherochao]

@Firealarmking52 You know he made fun of you, right?!

[pman273]

I say it's um I know this it's um ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm............

Tacos and iway cookies!

[Bluerooster100]

You press start to START turning off the computer.

[TheThalario]

ROFL, you press the start button to shut down your computer? I use my taco-infested liquid diarrhoea dumps smeared all over the CD-drive to do that

[petethetechguy]

More comments then views

[BygPhattyPlus]

Because every time we click it, we hope that we are hitting the Doomsady button that will "START" the end of the world.

[ComputerNut277]

Answer: Taco

[jnk1296]

Because... um... I... um... oh god... error... um... I don't fucking know! Maybe Microsoft wants our brains to melt?

[soniccam1]

We want to start the shutdown!

[jammietoast11]

keep the videos long! please

[TheEZPAXIIChannel]

Answer: Click the "END" button!

[ShaqFlims]

1:25 Judgement day FTW, Arnold FTL

[InfernotheFox]

Because windows wants to give us free taco's for starting a shutdown sequence. Wait, wut?

[MrLol458]

we click start so we can start ending

[imseanyoung]

EAS???

[imseanyoung]

THE FUNNY ERRORS SERIES ID SOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!! KEEP MAKING MORE

[DarkLuigi4321]

When you click the start button you unleash hell that shuts down the hard drive

[DarkLuigi4321]

It's a memory stick

[coms758]

We click Start because there is no logic. By the way, what would it sound like if the button would be called End?

[wuiyang]

because 'start up' opposite meaning is shut down, wait, why bill gate put 'shut down' in the desktop? wait, we will accidently press the shut down button. wait, we will need a file to put shut down button inside so we will not accidently press the shut down button. wait, oh my mind get fucked.

[RaWe1994]

actually we dont NEED to go to "Start" when we want to shut down Windows

theres a little button on the bottom left that has the windows symbol on it...

try it !

[imacman27]

It is the first step to start shutting the os down

[96crisadi]

The "Start" button is the product of Microsoft's complete lack of imagination.

It is also used to BEGIN terminating Windows.

[SimHarrison]

it's only coherent for ME, xp and vista because that way you "Start" to get somewhere by turning off your shitty OS.

[danny75461]

so we users can have easy access to shut down windows

[pat20105]

Answer: I dont know because i have linux god damnit

[groobz101]

If you use Vista, it is the start of a very much needed ending from the crappy os. XD

[fs10inator]

We click "Start" if we want to shut down Windows because, it's the Soviet Russians' idea... ah fuck it!

[N0N4M3OFWAR]

We click start because uhh i dont know its hard.

[LilKempy]

We click start because: Master Sensei Hokage Splinter Shredder Goku Naruto Liu Kang Jet Lee San said so.

- Either that or it means start taking a massive explosive-zombie cancer diarrhea dump & shut your ass down the toilet.

IDK OKAY!!!

[spongebot64]

Answer: Ah yes, this can be related to the end of the world. When we click start and want to turn off Windows, it is the beginning of the end.... of the session. But if Harold Camping uses Windows earth edition, he could predict the world ending on 6th July, 6666. Wait, only Microsoft Sam knows when the world will end.

[Dadadah1]

We click start to shut down our computer because Chuck Norris told us to while he was killing Osama on the pot with Diharea.

PS. I CAN:T SPEALLLLLL

[psduckie]

We click start when we want to shut off Windows because Windows has to start to shut itself off.

[Jamesgryffindor99]

u have to click start because thats the only way to get to microsoft sam, play shitty games, or crash(shutdown) windows. Also, thats the only way to get to open Shitty IE to download firefox :)

[SAIL4323]

Two episodes within a few days! Nice.

[bluebird1494]

@Firealarmking52 Ditto.

[Pop77o7]

0:40 IT'S RAM!

[Beatlenut63]

we click start because so the tower ham a massive dump this stoping the cooler causing a massive overdimp of system data causing Microsfot Sam's computer to shut down so it can take a massive OMGWTFBBQTACOSMAKENOSENECLIKET­HISSPAM dump

[bluebird1494]

@Firealarmking52 Look who's talking. I'm not the one pissed off. I'm as chill as can be :) Now, if you can kindly fuck off that would be appreciated :3

[Roblox46229]

Because you touch yourself at night.

[bluebird1494]

@Firealarmking52 Somebody has their panties in a knot |: Unless you're just trolling, this is just pathetic to be pissed off over something as petty as an error being "flushed". If you hate it so much then why don't you go bitch at Thunderbirds101? HE'S the one that did this, not me, so stop taking your raeg out on me. Geez.

[ThePolerbearproducts]

Because Bill Gates was drunk when he invented Windows that why!!! XD!!!!!

[badboi787]

Becuase the IWAY COOKIES broke the off switch.

[RaceBandit]

Because we forgot to upgrade to Seven. D8<

[bluebird1494]

@Firealarmking52 Uh, ok... ಠ_ಠ

[devlkiller0]

i dont press the turn off button on my start menu so i dunno

[grod999]

because we want to start useing a mac

[123Iliketoeatpie]

answer: harold camping put shut down in the start menu to make people think theyre starting something up, only to find out that the computer is off, which made all your shmexypr0nz.exe file disappear.

[bluebird1494]

@Firealarmking52 I saw, lol.

[0oDarkLordRevano0]

They should all be 6 minutes long xDDDDDD dump

[TheWeatherMaster]

Because we have to "start" the shutdown process LOLFAILCOMMENT

Oh, and if this is on the next episode of FWE, smooth jazz will calm down Sam's nerves in 3,2,1

[lolguy30]

In the Windows world, to shut down, u have to start up.

The pc gets infected by a rolftaco virus that will kill the pc, but then when it shuts off, Microsoft Sam heals it so u can start it again.

In the end, u just "start" the "end", but u cant "end" the "start"

[GWizard777]

To tease the computer that we'll actually start a program, but we actually won't, so the computer loads a shitload a viruses and deletes the shutdown file, then... well, let's just say that you'll be fucked if you don't press the key combination (Press Windows Key then press U two times) instead.

[easalert88]

ANOTHER CLASSIC INTRO!

[Square1production]

The start button starts a menu that let's you shut down... What? You were hoping for somthing funny? In that case, every microsoft windows computer has one of chuck noris' pubic hairs, therefore your argument is invalid.

[Dialgatrainer12]

Because START, STARTS the END :P

[rrod197]

We click start to shutdown because MACINTOSH SUCKS ASS. 'Nuff Said :D

[pieboy6000]

Because you need to start pressing the button in order to open it and turn off the computer. And because if it was called Finish, some people might shit when they accidentally click it reckoning it might close the pc in seconds.

[alden6644]

Because the start button is just the beggining of the end

[JakeTV370]

I don't mean to brag, dude, but can you please add me on steam? I'm unable to add you. :(

[thevisualboy37]

Answer: Because the "Start" button has it all!

[NachtKaiser666]

Indeed, the Start button does sound a little weird, but the first version of Windows had a Trats button, and when you clicked on it, a picture of Microsoft Anna having an orgy in the desert with a million dead rotten fishes filled the screen while Radar Overseer Scotty counted slowly to 2.567.983. Then your computer would close. Needless to say, the guy who came up with that idea was given a permanent retirement at 27 years old!

[tvilla47]

We click it to "Start" the beginning of the End. XD

[westaskates0103]

@tvilla47

WHAT ???

[BaltoandZeldafan1234]

The "Start" button is the places where all of the different files, documents, and other random crap such as shutting down aren't on your desk top. So, you press start to start the process of turning off your computer.

[samtheshow2]

Because it be the startation of shut down your Vista and throw it in the sewer.

[bobthestickman02]

If you press start to end Windows, it is the beginning of the end.

[bluebird1494]

4:20 you should have made the error spin too. That would make it more like it was going down the toilet :3 lol

[Thunderbirds101]

@bluebird1494

I tried to do that, but the result was less than satisfactory, so I simply left the spinning out.

[bluebird1494]

@Thunderbirds101 Ah, ok. I was wondering if you had forgotten or something :P

[ThePinoyMC]

because you "start" to shut it down...

[buggy715]

I dunno. Because Microsoft's dumb or something like that.

[Domingo0022IWAY]

Because it starts where it ends. xD

[KarlaEzekiel1]

5TH COMMENT CUZ IM BACK