How to ride a rollercoaster like a boss

[LSolomon13]

Funny junk steals less than any other site. 9gag at the top a long with tumblr and reddit

[hippo11222]

Anyone notice that the camera was shaking more then him?

[noobsrulejjl]

what you didn't ee is him shit himself...

[Ninjabanana19]

salad anyone? Im hungry. WUBWUBUWUBWUB.....WAMMMWAMMMMM­M

[GHOSTZzArt]

@Ninjabanana19 yep :L

[IvanTheGreatSpeaks]

I didnt know Muscles.Glasses took his glasses off?!

[Jibabzz]

Salad sent me

[duk151]

stoneface or what!?! 0.o

[09kylen]

And not a single fuck was givin that day.

[millsy1804]

SALAD WAB WAB WAB WAB WUB WUB

[01hassall]

haha legend

[justnutstube]

Mr Bean did it first... and better.

[KNBBL1]

so stupid

[YukaiSkater]

And not a single shit was given that day XD

[babyrae1023]

@YukaiSkater lmfao nice! 

[darknessoflight2k9]

He's all: COME THE FUCK AT ME BRO!

Like a bawwws

[ElasticWorld]

๏__๏ Is he breathing?

[Barbeauian]

So this is where they get the sound effects for pokemon

[xmeda]

those bitches behind are much worse than that rollercoaster itself

[heyetmer]

Basically my sex life...

[Darkengel71853]

Kristen Stewart brother?

[thenerdal]

I was picking my nose while watching this and it felt so weird.

[donutman098]

woot Behemoth!!

[ch1leang0d]

it's like he is undressing me with his eyes...

[pixelinho]

looks like he's sick or afraid or something but being cool. i've more respect to the people that went on a rollercoaster and eating kebap on it - while going on 9 oder 10 rounds or so.

[ThePiraguista]

Hes is a god playing poker!!!

[Vikingraider10]

If you're gonna ride a coaster, at least enjoy it.

[796Aydin]

And not a single fuck was given that day..

[heyetmer]

Basically my sex life...

[litlbooger]

@heyetmer LMFAO

[TheStormbringer1990]

ride a roller coaster like a baws

[Murax7302]

Like a Boss!

[NeoBlackProtocall]

you can see the joy in his eyes :P

[girthepuppy2]

CAMERA! HI CAMERA!! xD

[RemixXFX]

Look at the fat girl behind him! X)

[NarbClan]

I wonder what his picture at the end looked like

-__-

[CArtOfTheMAn]

i fucking love roller coasters! Id be smiling the whole time!

[19bw97]

Imagine if he dropped the camera.

[TehTy777]

:|

[ElmerFudGuy]

the bitches behind him sound like a tea pot

[stavrozinio]

@ElmerFudGuy THANK YOU!

[HichamBadriTOBIS]

@ElmerFudGuy Hahahahaha

[GDxRock]

holy fuck i want to smack that bitch squealing like a god damn pig.

[Sideways104]

He was probably thinking "Will the bitches in the red shirt and the two bitches in the black shirts kindly STFU!" That's what I was thinking.

[BSproduction74]

poker face lvl 100

[fifteenminute]

thats the Goliath at six flags over georgia! I love that rollercoster!!!

[prmoseley]

@fifteenminute that ride is friggin awesome!

[Cevap05]

That nod at the end completed his bossness right there.

[herpderpinator]

funnyjunk brought me here bitches and hoes

[ZangetsuBullet]

I can't stop laughing.

Pokerface level 100

[pehzor]

@ZangetsuBullet

Keep stealing the title.

You are a greater fag than OP.

[ZangetsuBullet]

@pehzor It was to let FJers know where I'm from.

[liamailiam]

Like a BOSS.

[MrAcesss]

Poker Face

[PorridgeStall]

I dunno... I like the novelty of being able to shout "GAAAAAH PISSSHITBAAAAALLS!!!!" at the top of my lungs and blame it on fear.

[Xanatos712]

*cut*

"BLEARGH!!!" *supersonic projectile vomit*

[Rush1013]

This is the Raging Bull at the Six Flags by Chicago.

[lynixai]

@Rush1013 Then why does it say: ''Goliath'' on the building at 0:41 ?

[Rush1013]

@lynixai

Because the fucking government, man. They are changing the names of the roller coasters so they can slide their greedy little hands into your tax dollars and make identical theme parks for themselves so they dont have to wait in line. Its a giant conspiracy that I can trace all the way back to Andrew Johnson during the Reconstruction Period in America. OR, i was wrong. Its definitely one of the two.

[WoWVerther]

waiting for 9gag to steal off funnyjunk in 3.....2.....1.....

[ImHuzzuH]

@WoWVerther other way round.

[PKJowker]

@WoWVerther You mean after FJ got it off this guy on youtube? FJ steal 30% of 9GAG content and the rest is just arrogant hatred against a site that's done nothing to them, just because 4chan dislike them and FJ wanna feel like they're part of it. Go back to your World of Warcraft you pretencious little fuck.

[WoWVerther]

@PKJowker damn, somebody be mad 0_o and I don't play it anymore, I just keep using the same email address i made 6 or 7 years ago because that's what all of my family and contacts have

[YoshikazuHD]

@WoWVerther Implying Funny Junk didn't already steal it

[youcantspeak]

@WoWVerther

... I hate 9gag too, but Funnyjunk is just as crappy.

[halfassproject]

inb4 9faggers

[Sp17f1r3]

poker face level 100



[Krazykid286]

This guy probably wipes the floor when playing poker.

[VincentandGrant]

SHUT UP IM TRYING TO TAKE A MYSPACE PICTURE!

[huurre3]

that maybe worst rollercoaster ever i think :D

[thrasher3631]

That "Goliath" at Six Flags over GA.

[NicPapac]

poker face level: Mr. Bean

[shroomzys]

You can see the laughter in his face

[TheJawsFan24]

get this man a medal. now.

[MrMazed]

there are women in the back having fun but they aren't in the kitchen , i say it's shopped

[bullseatpizza]

I liked the bit where he rode that rollercoaster!

[EdosSillyGamingVids]

Pointless attention seeking screaming.

[ReaneyBoy]

lol at the girl behind in the back shitting her self

[OceanBlueLoveSomeday]

*worship*

[weelord1234]

The end was fucking awesome'

[tvap1122]

The girl behind him sounds like a friggin tea kettle

[DubSapien]

1:41 "I LOVE!!!" "I LOVE YOU TOO!!!"

[Technobanana]

Did anyone else stare at that FUCKING HUGE MOLE ON HIS FACE the whole time?

[EpicNetworkMusic]

@Technobanana nope

[bomdoboy]

the gforces gave him a temporary 3rd chin

[electricPuha1]

she went for a hi-5 but failed

[tmboosh]

Win

[thekidj458]

props for managing to hold the camera the whole time

[LeBraveDesBraves]

pretty ugly face I must say

[KingOfVirtuality]

@LeBraveDesBraves He has probably fucked more women in one day than you have in your entire 12 years of life.

[LeBraveDesBraves]

@KingOfVirtuality quite clearly one of them were you with your little imbecile brain. I'm sure you were fucked since you were 7 by your dad and your uncle who happened to be his boyfriend. You're pathetic

[fonillius]

waiting for 10 hour version..

[JGx512]

Me and my friends do that when we get bored, it's tons of fun!

[vickilg123]

girl behind him in the black top was shiiiiitting herself going up that loooool

[GeorgiaPlum96X]

2 minutes of my life wasted

[ROAST96]

Its coz he shat himself the first time he went on, now no facial expression...

[hzrgvhdteskuthd]

a lot of bitches screamin'

[drudge5638853]

hahahahaha

[91Topgear]

What you haven't seen in this video were the previous 300 recordings of him pissing himself while he was on the ride earlier in the day..

[purpleprinc3]

This is how to ride a rollercoaster like a boss:

/watch?v=1k6fbLzMBKc

[warkmalsh]

emotional disassociation...great, what a man!



[UchihaSurvivor360]

I would never get on Goliath. Such a scary ride.

[Brennnos]

@UchihaSurvivor360 That's what my missus says in the bedroom.

[UchihaSurvivor360]

@Brennnos O.O I think I get what you are trying to say...EWW LOL

[ejthejetplane]

i watched it with snowflakes

[POPxSNAILS]

HEY A PLANE! HEY AIRPLANE!

[ashthebash32]

The mole on his face kept catching my eye and if you notice his cheeks get bigger so i recon he has sick inside them lol

[med1cvg]

self control - level 100

[Sumosak]

@med1cvg hahaha skyrim joke

[TheAnnoyingGamerGuy]

LIKE A BOSS

[VDutATx]

He's trying so hard not to laugh haha

[Supra0809]

@VDutATx Although I'm sure he was trying hard to not smile, I have a feeling that it was more of the G-Force that was exerted onto his face. Notice that it only occurs when he is going downhill and when he goes up, the force applies to make it look more of a frown.

[TheFIlthy420]

lmfao this shits great

[ChloeCarnageTM]

not a single fuck was given

[RelinquishedDubstep]

hahaha

[uw3tbr0]

This guy is not amused

[Sadhudubstep]

ROMEZ I LOVE YOU

[TheDubAddict]

INB4 ZEST BROUGHT ME.

JD4D represent yo.

[0ninjapanda]

@TheDubAddict me too :D

[ChloeCarnageTM]

@TheDubAddict same here man

[Bootstrap193]

@TheDubAddict ew fuck dat