Chess Lesson - Texas Opening- Fischer vs Tal

[redac2]

I was ROFling when he flicked off the pawn!

[RazzaTheElite]

Omfg mate I am dying here that was tooo funny I was expecting it to be serious.. i cant breath lmao the bishops faceoff omfg looool.

[jprodriguesz]

wow is that somone brushing their teeth?

[0p14te]

ROFLMFAO! ...wow

[ThisSentenceIsFalse]

Ha, ha.  WTF. That was funny. I'll try it my next game.

[Kapidye29]

Fischer wouldn't play the queen's gambit.

[dreamcastII]

This is a strong opening and I fully intend to use this next county match

[MurnoGladst]

may the county be warned!

[topshonuff]

God damn fucking funny..

[4thKyuubi]

lol, its about a year from now when i watched this vid, and its STILL FUNNY!!!!!!!! (flicks a chess piece off the board)

[MurnoGladst]

Watch who you're flicking!

[TakeFiv3]

Fucking hilarious

[jode94]

wow...at :36 the black king and queen just kind of magically hover. I was really impressed with this video until i realized that you were obviously using some form of witchcraft as part of your seemingly bulletproof tactics

[MurnoGladst]

Magically hover? Magically? Have you learned nothing? Look closer. . . closer. . . still closer. . . .there are pieces in your mind which float higher. . . it is no crime. Alekhine wore pants as high as those pieces. So help me god.

[jode94]

Oh please. It's obvious to me that you are employing the forbidden "Malcovitch Gambit" in which the player sells his soul to the devil in exchange for a winning advantage in the given chess match. May God and Dr. Lasker have mercy on your soul

[xXxDragunov14xXx]

I tried this opening on FICS and I drastically failed. I want my 100 elo points that you stole from me back!

[MurnoGladst]

please send $1000 to:

Murno Gladst

I am not the carrot

Hovercraft, Texas

America

Global Unity Somtimes

If the things gets through, I promise your elo points will be re-instituted.

[macewindu210]

Haha, you're awesome

[MrJbarry007]

love the home made board, i made one in jail one time , still have it , i used almost like balsa wood, for the dark squares i used a light burning method which came out quite nice, when i got out i put a clear shilaque over it. then since it was quitethin i applied it over a nice piece of birchwood, really cool.

[ChessKnightmare]

lol

[MurnoGladst]

man, that sounds like a wicked board. I hope we can play some time.

[BobbyFischer0000]

this is retarded....what a waste. Only someone with down syndrome would make an idiotic video like this....

[MurnoGladst]

Would you prefer that I have Downs Syndrome? I could pick some up at the store. Would that make it better? Would that make you love me better? Why won't you come home at night? WHERE DO YOU GO?

[nejtilsvampe]

why is someone brushing their teeth in the background?! ANOYING!

[MurnoGladst]

I know. . . we'd hired a professional tooth-brusher, but at the last minute, they had all their theeth knocked out. In the end, we had to use this high-school kid who "claimed" he knew how to tooth-brush. Worst $4000 I ever spent. . .

[HamHamT]

lol

[miwaro12]

actually pretty funny

[bubba11793]

Heh, awesome video.

[NicolXIX]

So.......... when your losing at chess you try to enter bishops faceoff and then maybe you can win? is that why it is good to keep bishop pair?? this game is so confusing! but I'm getting better but no one else brings a deck of cards with them to tournaments?? maybe this is a CHEAP trick? I don't like cheap your lesson fuck!

[Userz4fun]

hilarious...

[Olthetime]

I love chess and often hate stupidity surrounding it but this is very funny. Thanks. Oh and please show the correct strategy if black choses 1...Kh9 the shadow ninja defence!

[klb12393]

i think i hear someone brushing their teeth?

[MurnoGladst]

You do. I brought in a professional tooth-brusher for the soundtrack.

[acrandomhearts]

nice one!

[fantazyfootballczar]

I tried the bishops face off in the Nevada Open tournament and was beat by a flush to my straight....arrrrgggghhhhhhh! My bishop sucks at poker.

[MurnoGladst]

Yeh, I saw him there. YOu`re bishop sucks ass!

[xiaoni3ky]

lame Vid

[pittythefooh]

fuck you guys have no sence of humour this vid was fucking hilarious

[chucknorris2O1O]

em yeah doubt u cud beat me actually but that vid is one of the most lame on youtube. just about sums up texans.

[themeron]

Are you normal??

[intindse]

LOL

[randompersonB]

bisips face aaawwef

[4thKyuubi]

My technique is better. I take my opponents mom as a hostage and its checkmate.

[MurnoGladst]

I don't believing of you!!! Make it into video!! Give moms back to players everywhere!

[4thKyuubi]

you should make another video like this.

[Jamesabth]

LOL

[MrXbox36067946794]

OMG LOL

[246trinitrotoluene]

why is this rated so low.

i can guarantee that i could beat >95% of all you at chess, but i found this hilarious and rated it 5*

[dorielementary]

It's rated low because it isn't even remotely funny.

[janschaak2]

Its very funny. I play chess myself, quite seriously, but this is just funny guys, cmon :)

[srn347]

Despite being a serious chess player, I still find this funny. Is the bishop move still a good way to decline queens gambit though?

[vikasbhardwaj007]

lol great laugh

[ick709]

BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fogfrogblog]

I'm a very serious chess player, too serious this is what I need once a while thanks!

[bobbyfischerwasright]

have you seen the Glasgow opening?... the knights come out and attack each other with rusty stanley knifes

[bobbyfischerwasright]

fantastic!!

[JPena82]

I love these videos!!

[xboxjexzo]

i fell for it by watching it so i really cant complain.

[Anaconda64sq]

FUNNY !!

[Artoonie]

You are a genius. Seriously.

[MurnoGladst]

Can I drive in your city, making pieces of clams turn into gloves? Yes. I built Venus.

[robzomb22]

lol

[nibols23]

fuck you

[MurnoGladst]

Oh right! Shit, I forgot. Thank You.

[uzusukuri]

fucking awesome

[ivoire2000]

IT's not the Texas opening, it's the vegas opening idiot..;)

[danielherreragarza]

haha nice randomness hahaha xDD

[elpepa]

Hey I did what you said and I got disqualified =(

Where did I go wrong?

[dmed312]

That was not the texas opening. it was the five card stud opening.

[MurnoGladst]

actually, five card draw, but the Russians are responsible for the name.

[dmed312]

Ahh, I stand corrected on my correction of the title of the video.

[downinthevault]

bajajajaja

[Pharoe159]

someone needs to get out more.

[mertingo13]

ha ha ha i did not expect that... =)

[cthxs]

that was awesome

[smiley917]

i almost died laughing, thank you so much

[Ihavetopushmycar]

and all the pieces are erracated from the board

[cricketbore]

wat the hell?????????????????

was that????????

[Meuterei]

lol I love this video

[charlesworthd]

"Black emerges victorious from the bisips' faceoff."

[kinggoatpete]

i beat a GM this way once

[biscuitfinger]

ha ha ha that was funny

[shahjinan]

That wasn't funny..

[jcpdloco]

Silly!

[vikasbhardwaj007]

looks like that presentation came straight outta prison exercise time! The clue is in the board!

[shithard]

Stupid bullshit. I knew something was wrong when i saw the board was made from paper and magic marker.

[MurnoGladst]

Your deductive skills are astounding! Teach a course!!

[Nootson08]

lol owned

[Tamaracouta100th]

lol not was i was expecting. im not a nerd im just in the chess team to get a day off school

[taipan342]

lol, im still trying to work out what the fuck is going on

[ltfragmeister]

yeah make a cool movie about chess...

thats rly gotta be funny?

butmuuunch§!

[MrMolineux]

What the fuck? What the hell is this?

[KillallTVs]

why dont you just shoot the other player

[MurnoGladst]

or myself...

[baxsigo]

Get a real bored you pikey and dont make 1

Losers nerds shgit tit fase dad 10 iil

[Niven42]

Searching For Bobby Fischer:

Bruce: "Don't move until you see it."

Josh: "I can't see it."

Bruce: "Here, I'll make it easier for you." (clears all pieces off the board, except for the two bishops)

Josh: "OMGWTFBBQSAUCE"

[Theak33]

lame.

[Theak33]

lame.

[XxLetsGetItxX]

whata fuck is dis!!!  xD

[fugazeton]

fuck you and your mom, son of bitch!!

[villianousjester]

Ive watched this too many times. :|

[killabeez21]

yea me too i don't know why

[Playncooler]

Well ur win is guaranteed only if u have Fischer's brain.

[MurnoGladst]

There are no nipples in this video. Sorry Dad.

[mountsputnik]

thats the toughest opening ive ever played against

[ocfrtn]

WHAT A F**ING MUSIC, I HATE THAT SOUND

[UFOTruth61]

I faced this opening. As the player of the black pieces I didn't remove my pieces. I played my get of jail free card and laid seven letter word from b4 to h4, shook a double drew the queen of diamonds on the flopped on the river and mated my opponent with the Reverend Green with the lead piping in the library.

With the white pieces I tend to play a more conservative game. I recommend playing online before risking across the board.

[Robotman42]

win.

[magicman0013]

This video is pretty funny, and really doesn't hurt anyone. If serious/aspiring chess players see this video and dont like it/smart, they will just go look for the many other analysis videos posted by the more serious chess players. Crackerjacks methods of getting this by are by all means childish and just plain juvenile.

[lankhazard]

gold

[Inkysven007]

lol awesome mate.

[aqplaya92]

Not cool to the people who were actually looking for a guaranteed win.

[Alientcp]

i have no problem with you trying to express yourself. the video was funny. however the title is a disrespect to all chess players who are actually seeking material to study. dont do it anymore pal.

[crackjacker0137]

wow. "Yes, oh great nerdmaster. I shall do thy bidding in a most humble manner, and repent all my wrong doing with 10 lashes in the village square" Dork.

[Alientcp]

lol. u called me a dork and still defend this video. lol. i wonder who the dork is. grow up kiddo.

[crackjacker0137]

okay, since you obviously took all that verbatim, here it is loosely translated...

"you're a dickhead"

[digitalpiggy193]

crackjacker... honestly we all know ur name sux n that ur like a crack baby. chess is really fun, n if u notice the guy even says the video as funny. y r u diliberately starting arguements. wars took place over simple arguements. vietnam for example: americas ship is lost they blame veitnam, veitnam says f*** u, big war. y r u diliberatly starting this? honestly i bet its just cause ur dont even know wat a bishop is or how it moves -_-

[crackjacker0137]

why don't you shut the f&%k up and not worry about things that happened over week ago that don't have the first thing to do with your ass.

[digitalpiggy193]

if it was a week ago let it go but all im sayin is that u dont have 2 b an ass about some1 who expresses an opinion different than urs.

[MurnoGladst]

I'm really really upset about the casualties in Vietnam over this video. Honestly, if my Church Group had known about any of this, we would have put a stop to this immediately. We are praying that Digital Piggy cease his attack on Vietnam, and that peace reign supreme over us all. By the way. I am dead, and have returned for this comment.

[crackjacker0137]

It was let go. YOU are keepin it going. Oh, and about the bishop. I know exactly how it moves. It's the only piece that from anywhere on the board, can be shoved up your ass.

[crackjacker0137]

okay, that last comment might have been over the top. But really, go away. Go back to piggy land.

[digitalpiggy193]

ok... one the piece that can move anywhere on the board is the queen :P but it sint that wat worries me. its not even u really... i was actually gonan comment on u cept i saw murno's comment. i wasnt "attackin" vietnam. attackin vietnam would b sayin it was a war planned by retarded asses n junk. honestly i cant even continue this anymore. u can post watever u want, i'll read it but i wont respond unless ur insulting me.

[crackjacker0137]

good. you're learning. well, no. you're not. check your grammar. And your spelling.

[albruce9131]

lmao he just cleared the whole table lol

[petisnnake]

hhahha super funny! cool video!

[PaRaGoOmBa29]

Everyone commenting is jealous becuase they cannot setup a bishops faceoff

[obrdan16]

...that was... a waist of my time...

[pandelosu]

fuck off !!!!!!

[pravusprime]

LOL, that's funny.

[killabeez21]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[blu129]

a hahahahahaha ahahahahahahaha

[ngtitao]

please respect chess. you did no justice to Tal and Fischer.

[v8metal]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[fultrust]

Chess is not like you ASS to play around with GAYS, but that is a HOLLYGAME, i can say.

[dsysk]

so much to do in youtube and you waste time with this..

[motiff8u8]

it aint funny and u have a GAY voice...

[berryconnell]

Dang! If only Karpov had known this....

[cms271828]

Waste of time, not even funny. Moron

[jerxse]

asswhore

 your stupid whore!

[wannasee309]

You're a dick

[cloverboat]

I have watched this twice and both times have laughed hard and loud. Top comedy. Make another, and another. Then make them into podcasts on itunes.

[viciousdave119]

ok?

[JennyLovesYoo]

Get in touch with your other braincell

[wargunnerguy]

hahah you're funny

[arthastfp]

fucking boring

those who think this is funny is an R-tard

[xFoxMcCloud]

hasushausah

Nice!!

[underpassgang]

I've been waiting a long time for this. I can finally beat Jason Otis, that squirelly mezereon.

[killy731]

Make more video's please!! These tactics are great but why don't they work at yahoo chess?

[killy731]

What if black doesn't correspond by taking his pieces away after white? I ran into this problem at my local chess-clyb..... is it really a real opening?!

[JajaJibbidyJa]

you sir are an asshole

[skyfox1900]

lol

[connjp]

lame

[Motorbreath23]

its the perfect opening iv been searching for all of this time!! :D

[sokar1977]

and ... retard

[Benjiko]

this is retarded, not funny in the least

[Incantationem]

Sweet! It works every time :-)

[papynchase]

=D I'm still playing blitz online and I have to waste a few seconds on the clock just to say you're funny, man!

[originalplastic]

haaha

[rc4g]

LOL