Jonah

[iamthatguyontv]

JONAH CAN GO SUCK HIS MOTHER'S FAT BLACK COCK!!!!!!!!!!!

[ajjenema]

praise the lord

[SuperDarkserpent]

@Alaric121 Two words, FUCKING SPELLCHECK! No one can understand what the he'll your saying (oh sorry I meant to say "wa the he'll yr saeing").

[Godbtheglory1]

I remember how in the supernatural God used Moses to part the red sea. So I prayed. God in the same supernatural power You gave Moses I ask You to close my daughter's lungs like You did to the red sea. Jehovah Rophe Exodus 14: 13 -14 But Moses told the people "Don't be afraid. Just stand still and watch the Lord rescue you today........ The Lord himself will fight for you . Just stay calm" I remember the peace I felt while being in the storm. I had a scripture in every IV bottle. cont.

[EJAK5199]

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[zuperjeesus]

@theendisnigh81 SO let me get this straight. This guy was swallowed by a whale or fish, lived inside the belly in stomach acid, without fresh water, without oxygen, and without food for 3 full days then the whale swam close to shore to throw up this guy on the beach? I guess this is just as believable as santa claus! Sure I'll teach this to my kids. If these stories about fake people and fake events are representative of god or jesus then what does that say about god or jesus?

[Hanno1567]

Thanks. This really helped me understand this better for my religion assignment. :) I -3 GOD!!!!!!!!! :D -3

[bithot2nite]

All those poor Japanese people killed by Gods hand. All they needed to do to be safe, was to jump into a whale's mouth for a few days. Sorted.

[bithot2nite]

The only true book is the book of Narnia.

[Stephen10528]

@cf7725 If God weren't real we would exist.

[bithot2nite]

@Stephen10528 that is exactly right Stephen, because God doesn't exist, and we do exist. Welcome to the real, harsh, natural world.

Or are you just being incorrect in your grammar by using the word 'would' instead of the word ' wouldn't '...?

[Stephen10528]

@bithot2nite I meant to say wouldn't. There's no way we'd exist if God didn't because He created us. I said would instead of wouldn't because unlike God I sometimes make mistakes. We couldn't exist w/out God just like houses & tables & other man-made objects wouldn't exist w/out us.

[jonesfullhouse]

The Bible does not say it was a whale, but a GREAT FISH. That GREAT FISH may not even exist today.

[Stephen10528]

@jonesfullhouse It might have been a whale.  Back then they had no word for whale & they had no science so they wouldn't have known whales are mammals.

[HBanana55]

@cf7725 I don't deny Jesus probably existed as a real person... why should I believe that b/c he existed and b/c there's a book about him that he was divine? If thats the standard of evidence then I have to believe in every religion... no thanks.

[PapagenoJuan2]

Awesome. Nicely done :))

[swanty420]

Do you relize that your talking about GOD here?....God can do anything especially let a man live in a whales stomach for three days. God makes the impossible possible ...and it is literal these things really did happen.

[MrHead1972]

@swanty420 this story is fake cause everybody knows that nonly geppetto can live in a whale gheeeezzz! dude open your eyes 4 christ sakes

[Stephen10528]

@MrHead1972 No, this story is real. It's in the Bible. The Bible mentions many miracles that happened long ago.

[MrHead1972]

@Stephen10528 Before I Saw Your Other Comments On This Page,I Almost Thought That You Were Serious About Pinocchio Being A Fairy Tale. LOL! YOUR FUNNY!

[Stephen10528]

@MrHead1972 I was serious! The story of Jonah is a true story but Pinocchio is a fairy tale.

[MrHead1972]

@Stephen10528 Dude Pinocchio Is Not A Fairy. He Actually Exsisted,Because I Seen Him. And The Bible Is Also Real,Because I Have One.

[Stephen10528]

@MrHead1972 It's true the Bible is real but you're expect me to believe there really was a marionette who magically came to life & wanted to be a real boy & eventually did & during his life he turned into a donkey & his nose used to grow long when he lied & you've seen him in person?

[MrHead1972]

@Stephen10528 Yeap! It All Happened Because Not Only Have I Read About It,I Seen The Movie About Pinocchio,So That Makes Him Real,And Just Because I Have'nt Meet Him N Person Does Not Mean That Hes Not Real.HAVE YOU MEET GOD IN PERSON?OR HAVE YOU JUST READ ABOUT HIM?And The Bible Speaks Of A Talking Donkey,So Y Is It So Hard For U 2 Beleive That A Boy Turned N2 A Donkey?SHHEESH! And I Know The Bible Is Real Because I Have 1 Right Here With Me,And I Also Have The Movie Pinocchio,So Its All Real.

[Stephen10528]

@MrHead1972 If the story of Pinocchio was a story in the Bible I would believe it but it's not so I don't.

[MrHead1972]

@Stephen10528 But Why Is That? Im Sure That You Read Stories That Are Not In The Bible And Beleived Them,So Why Does The Story Of Pinocchio Have To Be In The Bible In Order For You To Beleive It? I've Read About The Holocaust In Europe And I Beleive It Happened. DO YOU? And If You Dont Beleive The Holocaist Then Why? But If You Do Beleive The Holocaust Happened, Then Why,Because Thats Not In The Bible.

[Stephen10528]

@MrHead1972 I don't believe the story of Pinocchio because it's not in the Bible & things happen in it that would be miracles if they happened in reality. Come to think of it are you serious or just messing w/ me?

[MrHead1972]

@Stephen10528 No Im Serious! Pinocchio Is Foreal,And Geppetto Actually Lived In A Whale Just Like Jonah Did.Its Only Happened Twice And Those 2 Are The Only Two To Do It.And It Was The Same Exact Whale/Great Fish Named Monstro. Dude Its The Truth. Pinocchio & Geppetto Actually Exsisted. I Have The Movie Right Here!

[Stephen10528]

@MrHead1972 I think this has gone far enough!

[MrHead1972]

@Stephen10528 LOL! You've Been A Gracious Host. THANX.!

[HBanana55]

The moral of the story, children: If you don't do what god says, he'll get revenge on you... but don't worry, you'll be forgiven (only if you cooperate) >:D

[Godbtheglory1]

@HBanana55 Children: This is what you call being spiritually blind. Don't worry the bible truly says that God loves all the children. '

[HBanana55]

@Godbtheglory1 Yeah, and we all know how factually valid the Bible is.

[materialclassified]

3 days, like Yahushua in She'ol paying our sins.

Isaac carried wood on his back for the sacrifice too. God provided a ram with its head in thorns like Yahushua. Rock alter split after the sacrifice like the temple veil.

exactly 2,000yrs apart, same spot.

Moses and lambs blood on passover. same scenario.

It's the passover door we all missed. Yahushua climbed up on that pole for our sakes. He actually fullfilled the 1st Festival we call last supper.

[shadabundi]

He could survive in the belly of the great fish and he did Gos ways are not our ways He created the heavens and the earth in six days He is all powerful and can do anything please dont put him in a box He loves you

[MrMacdonald10]

goood work

[mikethemovieguy93]

Sean this your best video from your body of work. It is a cult classic! Hope that we continue one day :)

[codemansmom1977]

look up  james batley

1891

[a68rebel]

Proven hoax.

[27bowy]

Thanks, yeah very few people look up the story of James and think it's proff of the story of Jonah. but when you anylize the facts you'll see their isn't enough proof that that story even happen, when they checked the ships record not only did they see that there was never a James Batley on the ship but that the ship was never a Whaling ship as the ledgen whants us to belive.

[a68rebel]

Uuuu.. You do realize that someone could not remain alive inside a fishes stomach for 3 days? Right? Maybe 3 minutes tops

[seancrayolabob06]

I completely agree with you, but where you are wrong is that this is based on the Bible. If you were religious in any mode at all, you would understand that the Bible is not meant to be interpreted literally. It's the underlying truths which the Bible conveys that actually count.

[Godbtheglory1]

@seancrayolabob06 Amen.

[zuperjeesus]

@seancrayolabob06 But if the stories are fake then what does that say about what they represent?

[Alaric1213]

@seancrayolabob06 Well teh Bible is literal nto to be translated as we would like, Jonah was eaten by a whale and was dead in his belly for three day, but on the thriday he came back to life, this is why Christ use

his story as an example. "as Jonah wa in teh wahle's belly for three days so teh son of man will be in the heart of the earth three days and night."

[hathaway3232]

Incorrect.....There is actually record of a man being found inside a fish and there was substantial evidence that he had been alive for a long while in there before he died. Everything in the Bible can be proved through science if people are only willing to be open-minded!

[a68rebel]

You said it........he DIED. ..and he was not alive for 3 days. You are a moron. Scientific proof is not about being "open-minded". It is about what can be proven or disproven. Like we can PROVE the Earth is over 10,000 years old. We can PROVE that sticks don't turn into snakes, etc.

[hathaway3232]

No dude, the guy im talking about that died was in modern times....Not Jonah....And like I said there was evidence suggesting the man was alive for a substantial amount of time before he died....

[pattah]

it means a place of spiritual isolation

[27bowy]

Also the Bible explains that the fish was created by God soley for swallowing Jonah. Weather or not a man could be swallowed by any creature we know of today doesn't matter. God could have very well have use a fish we know of or madeone with the capacity to sustain life in it's belly.

[MrHead1972]

@27bowy was this this the same fish that swallowed geppetto?

[Stephen10528]

@MrHead1972 Of course not! Pinocchio's just a fairy tale.

[01Christlover]

@a68rebel God works in mysterious ways

[dappledbaybeauty]

@a68rebel they can in a sharks and you might think but hang on shark ? there was / mabye is a thing called a magamouth that could swallow a man whole with ease there is also a whale called a whale shark its huge and swallows plankten whole with out chewing

[bithot2nite]

Why did God take revenge?

[schoolbellfilms]

because God was a hard-ass in the Old Testament.

[bithot2nite]

Do you think you will go to hell now for saying such a thing against a god so powerful?

[27bowy]

He's also a mercifull God. Even here in the story of Jonah, not only did he give the Ninvites a message about their coming destuction but he forgave them when he say they were sorry.

[bithot2nite]

Erm....it didn't happen.

[jonesfullhouse]

@27bowy We often forget that God even used Jonah in his rebellion. Remember the sailors repentant and confessed the God of the Hebrews as the One True God! Even in our running from God He can use us. Amazing!

[Stephen10528]

@bithot2nite No, he or she won't go to Hell for that.  You don't go to Hell for anything wrong you did. You only go there if you never accept Jesus as your Savior when you're alive.

[bithot2nite]

@Stephen10528 So...i can call God a hard ass, a wanker, an asshole, a dumb mutha f*cker, and i wont go to hell? Thats cool, i'm glad you know these things, because i thought that calling God a cock sucker was blasphemy, leading to a stoning to death....you are 40 years old, get real.

[Stephen10528]

@bithot2nite Like I said all you have to do to become a Christian & go to Heaven & be w/ Jesus when you die is to accept Him as your Lord & Savior but if you become a Christian you won't want to say anything like that about God. By the way how did you know my age?

[bithot2nite]

@Stephen10528 Almighty God told me your age Stephen, yes he did. God also told me that you are American, and that you have a dark secret that you don't want people to know....

[Stephen10528]

@bithot2nite God couldn't have told you my age. He doesn't tell people other people's ages. It had to have been a lucky guess about my age; not that there's really any such thing as luck. I don't believe He told you I have a dark secret either.

[bithot2nite]

@Stephen10528 You are right Stephen, it wasn't luck, because it was God that told me your age - and you don't believe that God told me - so you don't believe in God's word to me. How else could you explain that I know (without guessing) your age?

On the plus side, you have very good punctuation in your messages.

[Stephen10528]

@bithot2nite I don't know how you figured out my age but it wouldn't be that God actually spoke to you & told you it. He doesn't actually talk to us, at least not the way we talk to each other, today, though He sometimes during Biblical times. For instance He spoke to Jonah & told him to go speak to the Ninevites & He was speaking to him the same way we speak to others.

[bithot2nite]

@Stephen10528 I told you Stephen, God told me you age. It is the only logical explanation for me knowing it...isn't it?

[Stephen10528]

@bithot2nite Please tell me how He told you that. He wouldn't have told you that by speaking to you the way we speak to others because, like I said, He doesn't communicate to us that way.

[bithot2nite]

@Stephen10528 He did, Stephen, as true as I'm standing here in my chair, he spoke to me. I heard his voice tell me. He said "That American man is 40". Why has he never spoken to you? God also said that you should give me lots and lots and lots of money. It's true, I heard Him say it. God said it is ok to use PayPal...

[dappledbaybeauty]

@Stephen10528 have you got your age listed on your youtube page ?

[Stephen10528]

@dappledbaybeauty No, I don't think so.

[Stephen10528]

@schoolbellfilms That's a very inappropriate way to describe God!

[yunkoo1]

we have a musical in my school and i are jonah :D

[DavisKret]

Very nice, God bless you guys!

[DGordonN]

Whales arent fish their mammals.

[MetaphysicalShadows]

the end shot with the clouds kinda looks like JC if you look at it a little

[wentzabean]

i'm sorry, i'll tell mike to forget his idea then.

[wentzabean]

lol

[seancrayolabob06]

thank you, but i know that you're planning to make a spoof of it!

[movieguy23]

this video just CALLS for a sequel! ;-)

[movieguy23]

yes,...professional

[stevemcblark]

If I were a teacher, I'd definitely find this deserving of an A. Really well made, sean.

[ringberar]

i liked it :)

[seancrayolabob06]

thanks john