Red Lobster

[AmericanBulldog18]

i shit myself when he pulled that meat out of the crabs claw

[xbearcanrockx]

What about the KIDS who want it?

What about the normal people (who don't do drugs, alcohol or smoke) who want it?

What about the normal people (who aren't alcoholics or have a drinking problem) who want it?

What if I want it?! I have some allergies over here. But hey, I still want some Shrimp skewers.

Yes. Two orders and an ambulance, to go...

[xbearcanrockx]

Red lobster is messed. I probably wouldn't eat there. Garlic shrimp skewers sound good, But I really do not think it is appropriate to have them marinated with alcohol. Really.

[OregonChronic]

whoa the lobsters red!

[drumONdrugs23]

@mastior i know what NWO is, i know what the skull and bones are, and i'm well aware that the bushes are nazi's. i highly doubt you're a "concerned AMERICAN TAX PAYER" because your grammar and the way you speak suggests otherwise. i'll have you know i am not obese (i am VERY fit), i have no "medical altercations", and i just flat out don't take pills (i don't trust them). hell, i rarely drink milk because i think that the hormones are making people gay.

[mastior]

@drumONdrugs23

RED LOBSTER sucks, product has worsened. My last meal at RL was the last,

Just stick with Ma and Pa Sea Food Restaurants, Quality is better varieties

and flavors are fresh

[drumONdrugs23]

@mastior alright, fair enough. if i had them in the area i would.

[mastior]

@drumONdrugs23

U R out of touch

Bushs been in politics for 100yrs MURDERED mine and yours for GREED

I Love USA and HATE High Treason Traitors

How many have you lost to WARS? BUSH has created many WARS Via Genocide for

GREED. FORD made all HITLERS Trucks considered HITLERS Back Bone how many FORDS ran over GI's KILLED GI's?

Stuffing ur fat face with Spoiled Grapes, ur not fit PAL. Run 2 miles do 500 sit ups?

Grammer? I religiously communicate with Eng Professors/Masters my style is praised

[drumONdrugs23]

@mastior "I religiously communicate with Eng Professors/Masters my style is praised" LOLOLOL shut up, you faggot. i'm pretty sure all the "english masters" totally find your internet big man talk and your assumptions about people you've never met highly cerebral. just gtfo, kid. your "style" is feeble and childish. furthermore, you're a faggot. so stop trying to have an argument with someone who's not listening. why don't you go run "2 miles" into traffic. lol no one cares!

[mastior]

@drumONdrugs23

Dumb Dumb on Drugs, Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers? 250 excess tonnage

Put on your 54" Waist Frumpy Suit and JOG, and no down hill slopes.

And fattening wine. The FAT FACTOR, point proven.

You evidently consume bottles of wine in one sitting

[drumONdrugs23]

@mastior once again you go running your mouth about things you don't know shit about. i weigh 144 lbs, i'm 5'11, and i don't even drink wine lol. i don't know how i "evidently" consume bottles of wine seeing as how there is no evidence of this. do you even understand the words you're using? you're an idiot, you insult like a child, and you have the aimless rebelliousness of a teenage girl. no amount of jogging and sit ups will ever change the fact that you sir, are a piece of shit.

[drumONdrugs23]

@mastior i bet you were born prematurely and suffered from fetal alcohol syndrome due to your mothers lack of self control or integrity. you later developed aspergers in your adolescence. and now you work out profusely to try and hide the fact that you're a dribbling retard who still has to use safety scissors to open the box of condoms that you'll never get to use. your brain lacks the oxygen it so dearly needs and it is * evident* (proper use of the word) in your speech. faggot.

[mastior]

@drumONdrugs23

You must look like your cow mother, tell her to shave.

Have some more rotten grapes.

How many days did it take you to run a mile? How many times did you call 911?

Fat Fuck Pig Face, Mr Piggy

[drumONdrugs23]

@mastior you're a child.

[mastior]

@drumONdrugs23

U r a fat wino, call jenny craig Mr Piggy

[drumONdrugs23]

bro bro baggins.

[mastior]

Cloned GMO LOBSTER, FISH.

Red Lobsters Feature Meal of The Day Genetically Altered Sterilized Lobster, Catfish, etc.

READ about GMO's, sterile food supplies and cloned fish's.

Know what you are consuming

Monsanto major GMO producer creates STERILE BLEACHED FOODS sent ship loads to foreign countries WHOM dumped every grain into the OCEAN

GMO's sterilize humans GMO crops Sterilize NATURAL CROPS via Pollination

BAN MONSANTO, look on all ingredients you'll find The Word Modified do not purchase

[tninbredretard]

I GOT A BONER WHEN I SAW THAT PRICE!

[QWERTYEXOTIC72]

The food in this ad looks delicious. The only thing is I was disappointment by their food.

[Bostan93]

red lobster nasty! fuck that place

[HelloFade2]

Red Lobster gives all their lefovers to Long John Silvers who then procede to deep fry all of it .

[titanicfinatic]

@HelloFade2 Where did you get this information from?

[themostrandomchick24]

Wow.....how much is it now for that? Like, $12?

[zshaw7549]

starting at 7.95 for a meal at Red Lobster. Holy crap!

[77462377]

I wish it still did cost $7.95 Now.

[001GenLee]

Yeah, that food Really does look like that and taste like that at Red Lobster, but those commercials advertising Ego Waffles, TV Dinners, and other stuff. You get that stuff home, and you're like, THAT is supposed to look like THAT on TV?....No Freakin' Way! LOL They're lying through their teeth to make a buck on those other commercials. At Red Lobster, Olive Garden, and other fancy restaurants, you really do get GOOD food, not the junk like Wal-Mart sells. LOL Pizza Hut is GOOD food too!

[titanicfinatic]

@001GenLee Red Lobster is the best place in my area to get good quality seafood. After working there for 3 1/2 years, and still there today, I would not have it any other way.

[poodtang1]

That looks yummy.

[Anikan1005]

Dang, if only these were the prices today.

[TRJ22487]

Does anyone know the exact year Red Lobster pulled out of New England? Back in the 90's it seemed like every town had a Red Lobster, then at the snap of the fingers they were all gone. I thought the entire chain had closed, I didn't realize for a couple of years that they had only closed all of the New England restaurants. As a kid, I personally enjoyed Weathervane anyways, which still exists in New England, though many of those locations closed as well sadly. I only know of two that still exist

[Cool96e]

@TRJ22487 I don't know that, but all I can tell you that people in Maine didn't bother going to red lobster, because they didn't serve real Maine lobster

[psjarebee]

@Cool96e I've worked at Redlobster for 6 years. We do indeed sell real Maine lobster. The live lobsters are shipped overnight from Maine through a company called lobster trap. I've heard so many people from Maine say that they'd never order one at Redlobster because of the price, and I agree with them. We triple the price.. =\ Oh, and our 'hand breaded shrimp' are breaded in China, then frozen and shipped to us.. lol.

[TheSkuLLcomedyShow]

Dead Lobster for the Seafood lover in you!

[jack10133]

i fucked a red lobster last night 

[brianh406]

HOW DARE THEY SERVE Abominated food to Christians!!! Red Lobster and people who eat there are going to burn in hell!!!!! It is clearly stated in the bible, word of jebus. But all in the seas or in the rivers that do not have fins and scales, all that move in the water or any living thing which is in the water, they are an abomination to you." (Leviticus 11:10)

[XCrunning]

@brianh406 shut up.

[RandomSpewBros]

@brianh406 The bible also said that "He shall not douse butter upon dead sea creatures great and small. Verily doth yon cheddar biscuits blocketh thine feces". I make my brother wear a lobster bib while he's sucking the alfredo sauce out of my cock.

[BuckyBrownEye]

I work as a line cook at Red Lobster and found out my cock has shellfish allergies when I crammed the scampi shrimp up my pee-hole. It swelled up nicely and itched to all hell. I can't wait till we get our new order of Alaskan King crab in this afternoon, I'm gonna cram 8 pounds of it up my ass.

[squezey1]

@RandomSpewBros lol That's just disturbing.

[joepescifromcasino]

im always satisfied after eating at red lobster

[logitechstanton]

haha i don't think you are legally allowed to associate langostino with lobster anymore...

[s60evolve]

Even back then I guess, red lobsters commercials make me sooo hungry.

[Tha4thLetterr]

so is the lobster fest still on or am i too late?

[Relly1g]

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[Relly1g]

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[roger2268]

there wont be lobster in are $%#@ing future!!!

[Sheri451]

Is Lobster good? I've never eaten it before. I used to work at WalMart in the seafood department and I had to steam one. Oh I was upset. I asked God to forgive me for killing the poor lobster.

[iGatorNation]

I love red lobster. I always get Cajun Chicken Pasta with Ceaser Salad.

[drumONdrugs23]

wow 8 bucks for lobster??? damn.

[OldFooFan]

@drumONdrugs23 I know. A Lobster Fest Lobster Lovers' Dream now pushes $40.

[mastior]

@drumONdrugs23

FARMED, genetically altered.

Red Lobster has the worst food

CLONED LOBSTERS

[drumONdrugs23]

@mastior so? like you could tell the difference.

[mastior]

@drumONdrugs23

it is predicted that the next generation will be the shortest lived to date, account of GMO's.

Their purpose is to eradicate humanity, reduce pop. Monsanto's Crops are Sterilizing ALL EARTHS Crops, creating Sterile Staples. Everything is Bleached shelf life of INFINITY

YOU just eat McDonalds BurgerKing TacoBell whom are NWO whom purchase nothing but STERILE FOODS. Refined, Altered Castrated SEED. Monsanto/Rothschild Illuminati OWN the SEED. BEST Read about it for your health

[drumONdrugs23]

@mastior i'm not doubting that you're wrong because i can not disprove the things that you are claiming. but i just wonder why you searched "red lobster ad" to discuss conspiracies. i'm pretty sure you're just trolling for the hell of it. if you want to talk conspiracies i'm all for it. i just don't think red lobster plays a roll in anything critical. you do know you can raise lobster right? whether or not it's "natural" is debatable. but cloning is quite a stretch. just saying.

[mastior]

@drumONdrugs23

Monsanto was KICKED out of Mexico / S. America / Europe SAFEWAY is a huge culprit

Canada/USA are the only Countries allowing the growth of O NUTRITIONAL FOOD people like UUU don't know the facts & the reason they are growing DEAD FOODS

an apple larger than a grapefruit etc.

THE Mexican's are smarter than most American's, NWO Monsanto/ILLUMINATI have a plan. They are AntiAmerican/Humanity and Genocide is their Forte. Soon you'll have to buy all seed from MONSANTO

[mastior]

@drumONdrugs23

Everything FEDERAL in USA is owned by Rothschild Illuminati, G.Washington called them FEDERALISTS, JFK called them FED or FEDS who created EX ORDER 11110 ABOLISHING the FED RES ordering Rothschild to return USA's GOLD to the US TREASURY which he did. Rothschild created TAXES in USA FORCING his USURY THE FED RES upon the USA whom fled England to rid THE Rothschild Monarchy. Their Forte is GENOCIDE. Rothschild is the cause of most WARS USA has had

[mastior]

@drumONdrugs23

Look up Trilateral Commission, NWO, Bilderberg, ILLUMINATI members You'll find the difference All AntiAmerica High Treason Traitors Bush's paid 80million to Holocaust Survivors 2010 Prescott Bush a WAR CRIMINAL in 1945 charged by WAR CRIMES COURT 1945forced Slaves to make steel for HITLER @ IG FARBEN Auschwitz concentration death camp shared office with MENGELE, created the skulls n bones G.Bush created Trilateral Comm ALL NAZI's. U better read

[drumONdrugs23]

@mastior don't get all "illuminati" on me dude. that's just the tip of the iceberg. *they* are directly affecting our lives through political corruption and make more of a difference than "cloning brainwashing lobsters" ever could. i'm not arguing that the world is not corrupt. i'm just saying that if i enjoy snow crab and/or lobster it will not effect my awareness of the world around me. BUT however, if you're right, you're right. and my opinion doesn't matter, now does it?

[drumONdrugs23]

@mastior yeah i just read everything. you're either a troll or you've just seen zeitgeist for the first time. you can't possibly believe that anything you've just stated is in any way related to red lobster. seriously, do you know how much cloning a single cell costs?? do you really think that they would sell you "all you can eat crab" for 12 dollars if they had to clone every individual one? it's alot more cost effective to just grow the crab yourself. but i guess thats just my opinion

[mastior]

@drumONdrugs23

Just look up NWO members. There are 1000's members, ELITE.

Just what/who do you think consists of these Conglomerate Memberships.

Bilderberg, NWO, Illuminati etc.

Certainly not a figment imagination. And they do have an AGENDA, GENOCIDE, Control. They are the reason we have no copper in our pennies silver in our coins or GOLD in The US TREASURY.

Soon your Grapes will be INERT, I prefer my foods to be TOTALLY Natural not tainted or Bleached or Stripped of all Nutrients

[mastior]

@drumONdrugs23

Zeitgeist? just a concerned AMERICAN TAX PAYER, Look up Zapata Oil/Bush: Silesian Steel/Bush: IG Farben/Bush: Bush's R NAZI's consider themselves 4th Reich

High Treason Traitors AntiAmerica

Prescott Bush created Skulls n Bones at Yale

I see you like Vino, I don't know wine like you I do know Archival History, been researching for 35 years. All info is redundant verifying actual occurrences.

McDonalds, BurgerKing, TacoBell etc are NWO. just a few of 10000's of members

[Cypress77]

80's commercial saxophones

[brazabel]

Oh Gash i really luvv red lobster their food's re good is da best 5 ****

[Mmelliix3]

@brazabel not in NYC lol

[TuranciHareket]

ey dudes if anytime i could make a franchise shit i chose red lobster. would be new and refreshing for the foodmarket.

[WWEdivazone]

i like fresh lobster

[524612722]

I fucking love Red Lobster...lol...cocunut shrimp with the piña colada sauce to dip...ummm....and the biscuts are the shit!!!

I think it all depends on the location...Try Time Square

P.s that commercial is so old?!? the food looks nothin like that?¿ WTF

[SuperDaLINKwent]

fuck red lobster

[MrJavich]

Do you want to spend 130.00 on a family of 5,well head for Red Lobster?

[animalfreak147]

Turn the volume all the way down and then watch the commercial again. I think it actually makes it more appetizing lol

[6606devil69]

you might as well go to fucking New Brunswick to get your lobster during lobster season since you already pay 15 to 20 fucking dollars when over there you can get 3 to 4 for that same price.

[Scarrr]

i'm so fucking hungry. ;-;

[studlytwin]

me tooooo!

[fearnunbut1]

my all time favourite restaurant fuck is it good

[FreshandTolly]

mmmm i love MERCURY and other PBPs!!!!! seafood is the BEST!

[SHARRAH2008]

Do you know what I love even more? when after a giant seafood meal there, you go back home, or to your mother in laws house and use her bathroom, and from aromas farted out your ass you can recall exactly what you ate for dinner just a few hours before "ohh yeah, those crab-legs were delicious, those breaded clams too" - each and every time when my urine starts to smell like that clam chowder, I get hungry for Red Lobster all over again.

"Red Lobster, for the Seafood lover in you!"

[robmcbob123]

sick

[sugarshai]

whoa, i work at RL and if today's plates started at 7.95 i'd be pissed off.

[Manny13840]

i also work at Red Lobster man if the prices were 7.95 man thats cheap and less tip lol

[whattheheck1000]

holy crap i wish lobster was $7.95 again. heck i wish the cost of living was lowered to 1986 levels.

[MoqawamaEnqilabi]

excuse me, friend

who kills the seals again?

[feherman86]

My mother is on a diet so I am teasing her with this commercial.

Fred in Toronto