Nerd Rage
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  • THIS!^^^^^

    LMAO!

  • THIS!^^^^^

    LMAO!

  • THIS!^^^^^

    LMAO!

  • Okay, nvm That was worth the 6 minutes of nothing.

  • Starts out the rage with rape in prison wtf?

  • In Canadian prisons it's not rape because they all like it. Fucking faggots.

  • This scumbag sounds proud of his experiences, like he's some kind of war hero.

  • this is why you dont let canadians out of prision --^

  • lmao :)!

  • What a fuckin bullshitter

  • holy shit this is a msg to americans, better drink my own piss

  • Whether the prison guy is lying or not, the other kids are just trying to troll, but they are to afraid to actual talk to the guy, honestly, the other kids are giant pussies. lol

  • @nonamesleftsigh Yeah, true that. That one that keeps interrupting all hyper especially. I bet he uses an inhaler and has his mommy cut the crusts of hiss PB&J.

  • a guy that was in a maximum security prison plays wow....

  • "At the end of the day, it doesn't do nothing to me. Shit fucking happens, I really don't care, and I gotta remind myself that it's just talk."

    4 minutes later...

    "I BATHE IN PEOPLES' BLOOD!!!"

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  • @rooobinhoood I am sure there slot of raping in the state prison, in Canada is different

  • Astounding. WoWfags think they're hard because "lol i beat u in a duel lol i pwn u in real lif"

    Queers.

    Also, lol @ "of all my achievements on the internet"

  • Astounding. WoWfags think they're hard because "lol i beat u in a duel lol i pwn u in real lif"

    Queers.

  • @meganeves did...did you just tell yourself off?

  • I lost the game. p.s rape happens in prisons every where.

  • Omfg why do people write a fucking story for comments?

  • OMFG I CAN BREATH! Emo Screamo Person is just to funny XDDDDDDD

  • That is probably some guild who worships that girl that talked towards the end and gives her all the gear wanting to have sex over vent with her. THUMBS UP IF SOME BITCH STOLE YOUR GEAR!!!!!

  • YOU ARE NOTHINGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

  • You wrote 'nerd' in your title.

    LOOK AT THE IMAGE

    It is an mmorpg ffs.

    nerdy

  • @tyber32 You know what's even more nerdish?

    Judging someone just because he plays a certain game...

    Seriously, dude? Do you have any idea of how retarded what you said is?

  • @meganeves So youre saying i can play barbie fashion adventures, and gay men gone wild and still be 100% straight?

    Damn! Im in!

  • @tyber32 Barbie is MADE for girls, gay men gone wild says it on its name.

    I fail to understand why WoW = nerd game to you, does it specifically say "World of Nerdcraft"? 

  • @meganeves Using clever slurs in-place of the names is really immature.

    Besides, the reason i view WoW as a nerd-oriented game is because... well, look at it.

    Most of the time your sitting their grinding your ass off to the next level, or spamming quests like crazy.

    The game is fun at first, yes, but later on you must realize that it is the SAME thing OVER and OVER.

    "but wut about new powers?!"

    That does not change the substance of the game. its the same thing.

    "new quests"

    Same substance.

  • @tyber32 Oh ok, would you lke to explain me a different way we'd have to level up? Fishing? Prostitution? Mining?

    And about and same thing over and over, that's bullshit. I've played WoW, got a bunch of character to maximum level (it was on a private server, though, no money to afford monthly fees, it's the only bad thing about WoW, 15$ a month to play a game is ridiculous), that's bullshit, especcialy if in PvP.

    Guild wars 2 will be better than WoW anyways, so fck it.

  • @meganeves Your limiting the other options of leveling up, and your confining your thoughts.

    Think outwardly and of other situations and you will understand

  • @meganeves Cool story

    Pro tip: There's a difference between your and you're

  • All I can say is props to the guys who did this! Fucking Hilarious, I want to shake your hands!

  • I love how this dude thinks they're actually buying it

  • LOL ... Why is everyone so fucking full of shit on the internets? I went to prison, i was a badass, my girlfriend is hot, my stuff's better than yours, my life's better than yours ... etc etc etc ...

  • 6:05 Player Joined

    *started screaming*

    6:14 Member Left

    :)

  • hes fuckin lein bro

  • It's not an american thing. Its a black thing.

  • @ludwigmeister lol thumbs up

  • One time I suck 6 in a row!

  • Gamers are like wtf or stfu, then I would correct them and say: Why can't you say SHUT THE FUCK UP or WHAT THE FUCK SAY THE WHOLE GOD DAWN THING AND STOP USING WEIRD SHORTCUTS LIKE SOME FAGGOT ASS PUSSY. There you go much better now. They think their so strong or smart, maybe cool for kicking ass in the game. They have bad gramer issues and not a threat in real life. Them and their habitat, low-standard, simple people. How you all doing?

  • @TheMightOfChina try hard cant even spell grammar right. LMAO get pwnt n00b

  • Look up noob in wikipedia and it says noob as a term if being inexperiance at activities, so it doesnt have to relate to online or gaming. We are all noobs in reality, because there are many activities we all suck at. Even a multi-task person should knows damn well, especially your're finding a job right for you.

  • @TheMightOfChina lmao yah it should also say in there: originated from online gaming. your argument is both off topic and invalid, noob troll is noobish

  • @Muskokona Noob didn't originate in online gaming ... But more importantly, normal people have never given a fuck.

  • @Groome007 ummm yeah it kinda did... + what do you mean by normal people? jersey shore wanna-be's? the average city worker in our depressing, god forsaken society? still your argument is invalid.

  • @Muskokona Fail punk fails.

  • @Groome007 how so bro?

  • 6:30 "I PEED IN PEOPLES BUTT"?

    wtf lololo

  • "Rape doesn't happen in prison"

    sounds like a pretty fucking stupid statement coming from somone who's served time.

    Also take into consideration that you don't know shit about me just like I don't know much about you, before you say that I don't know 5% of what goes on.

    What I do know about you is you're stupid as fuck for saying things like

    "Rape dosen't happen in prison."

    Damn... did I mention that was some stupid sounding shit?

  • @rooobinhoood raoe doesnt happen in canadian prisons faggot, open your ears or shut the fuck up

  • im gana call -fake- on the "serving 7 years"

    and im gana call -gay- on the foreigner

  • @rooobinhoood lol im 35 years old, I served 7 out of 10 years, from the age of 16 to 26. I've been out ever since nub. I'm amazed at the stupidity of people around the world. Would it surprise you that I did time with guys sentenced to 100 years and more? I suppose thats bullshit too. Dont make comments when you have no fucking clue, some of you rejects talk about shows on prison, you dont see even 5% of what really goes on. I was convicted for robbing a store when I was 16, suppose I made it up

  • LOL HE LIFTED 2 MUCH WEIGHT AND HURT HIS BACK LOL HE'S A DUMBASS WEIGHTLIFTER lol IF U KNEW WHAT U WAS DOING U WOULINDT "  LIFT 2MUCH WEIGHT"

  • HAHAHA WHAT A RETARD " I LIFTED 2MUCH WEIGHT" EPIC FAILS

  • Hmm if i live in aus, I'm canadian dumbass, read the posts. Hmm put on gloves and box. Theres no rules, There are no gloves, and if i can kick your balls into your throat, or push your eyes into your head. First thing, I'd take you to the ground, see how your boxing skills work for ya. If I think im hard? What exactly is hard? Like i said, go rob a bank, see how that feels, do it with a knife, and leave with money, see how easy it is. The I don't give a fuck factor weighs in. I don't give a FUCK

  • "Here in America we have rights"

    yah the right to get raped up the ass lol

  • what a bunch of douches.

  • This nob end would never make it in an American prison. Reichers, San Quenton....Fogghet about it.

  • I would love to meet some of these guys in real life to see just how tough they really are. I'm sure their mouths wouldn't be so smart if they had to actually face the person they were giving shit to. What a bunch of pussies.

  • This one time at this prison ......

  • u guys are just as retarded sounding as the guy yelling because u are sub adults or adults acting like children arguing over the internet so the joke is really on you

  • Was this on Tortheldrin?

  • lol..I'd love to meet this guy.

  • this sounds like a radio station lmao....a nerd radio station fo shizzle

  • I loled as soon as i heard it...

  • rofl dude is demon possessed

  • 6:05

  • if this is what he calls "a little hot-headed" id hate to see him mad.. lawl...

  • you guys r fuckin gay like what the fuck you little pussy is playing a fuckin gay ass game cock sucker

  • e-bullies lol.... how low can you stoop

  • e-bullies lol....

  • love hes good lies..

  • and 7 years my ass lol this guys a bitch

  • LOL he didn't serve 7 years, that guy is so full of shit if he thinks rape doesn't happen in prison.

    I've actually had a family member IN prison and yes people, rape is notorious there.

    The only reason they get away with it is because unlike mister *You Americans* man here, they're clever about what they do and do get away with it.

    I don't need to remind anyone what they do to people who snitch in jails and prison.

  • @unionofonion let me clarify nub, rape doesnt happen in regular canadian prisons, like i said. Protective custody places like kingston pen, max, rape happens because thats where they send the pieces of shit, rapehounds and worse, guys that die in regular pop. I did my time in collins bay pen, a solid place, and yes i played a video game, and yes i was recorded without knowing it, and no i didnt know that fat boys like this purposely set people up to piss them off. omg i got mad, ooooh haha

  • Notice how he says, "You americans" Even though he is one?

    lol that right there tells you people something, he's a dipshit.

  • @unionofonion how the fuck do you figure im an american dumbass, why would i say you americans, unless i wasnt american, use that head for something. I'm canadian nub.

  • .... Awesome.

  • You know what i mean?

  • Idk get it u guys are the ones ranging u guys were being fagss lol just pussys hiding behind the computer u guys woudn't do thats shit in real life

  • @123456patriots I would bro.

  • @123456patriots Of course most of them wouldn't, they're not fucked up in the head like you and I nor have enough courage to talk shit to someones face.

    You could give people like this your address and goad them into anger, they'd never come because...TA-DA, they're cowards that are only capable of talking shit from distance.

  • Most likely he isn't an x con he wouldn't get mad over little shit like this after half the stuff he's supposedly done

  • @adam91094 does that make sense, dont you think a guy whos robbed banks, might have a temper, and might be a tiny bit insane, and might not be used to people talking to him like this. unable to defend himself like he normally is. I lashed out the only way i could, but i assure you, i learned from that mistake. In canadian prison you cal someone a goof, its a fight, and most times that means someone is stabbed. So yes words meant a lot to me for awhile, i have managed to deprogram myself though.

  • Mort?

  • I love that convict guy. Hes so mature and straight minded for an ex-con.

  • @isawazlan He freaked out over a game. What are you talking about?

  • lol

  • lol wtf is he a canadian?

  • "ive beaten you in every possible way" He trolled your ass.. And you posted it. Lol'd

  • Lmfao i pissed my pants watching this

  • RAPE DOESNT HAPPEN LOL YEAHHHHH TOTALLY, GO THERE AND FOUND OUT BRAH

  • @missionauto u went and got raped?

  • LOL what a bullshitter

  • @IkilledColMustard I think deep down inside you know what i said is true. And thats to all of you. And whats funnier you find something so trivial as me having a conversation talking to some guys, and losing my temper a big deal. Is what i said that hard to believe? I paled in comparison in badness to my buddies down below. I thought i was cool with 37 convictions, time done, and robbing a bank, I was like an angel compared to some fellas, 60% of them are serving life.

  • this kid needs to learn how to talk hard foreals hes one big ass faggot, id fucken lite this bch ass up

  • hahahahahahahahaha

    

  • He had his baby talk "Because if you ever run from anybody then you're in twuble"

  • That guy hasn't been anywhere near a prison. Ha! I bet he hasn't left his moms basement in years! I know people who've been to prison and they don't brag about it.

  • this guy is making it up as he goes along. if you have been to prision or even county jail you will get broke off by your own people if you swing on someone without a green light from the dorm reps. see i am white... even if another white stole something from me, i couldn't do anything till I went to the rep about it, if another race took something, their own people will break them off.

  • @bobbyewing311 i went to county for 4 months aint that bad prison is where all the shit goes down never been there not planning on it eather lol

  • @diddykongfu Neither do I.

    I've had a family member that was in there and all I needed to hear was his stories to make me never wanna go in there.

    I'm paranoid of being of thrown in prison for a reason.

  • Trolled 

  • silly wow players ....

    >.>

    <.<

  • this dude is a fucking badass

  • Nerdrage 0.o

  • I know this may sound weird but I have watched almost every prison documentary ever (not EVERY one but at least 30-50) and to be put in a supermax cell means you did something very terrible! If he served only 7 years it is very unlikely that he was ever in a supermax prison cell!

  • @yankees2249 I was held in a cell that held paul bernardo previously, niagara detention center, certainly not super max the way as portrayed in american prisons, but they did shut off my water for 3 weeks, turned my heat off, froze my ass, couldnt flush my toilet, and had a video camera on me the entire time, this is nothing compared to what the other fellas have gone through, it was a taste for me though.

  • If any of you pussies would come face to face with this dude you'd shit your pants, and that's if he let you live after this.

  • Lol. This guy sounds like a fat fuck!

  • lol at everyone bashing the trollers in this audio.. if the guy can't take a joke and has to be so serious all the time then that's his fault for not being able to control his emotions.

  • wow! why wasn't i invited to this roast?

  • this guy doesnt sound like hes lying to be honest, i wouldnt fuck with em

  • See theres alot of nerds that think this is funny. Nerds have no sense of humor any dick joke makes them laugh.They talk shit over vent because they could never do it in real life.The only thing they brag about is thier online character like that matters.lISTEN TO THIER VOICES LMAO! stereotypical nerd speak lol

  • The guy raging sounds legit. In a way, I respect what he's been through. It's trolls and douche bags that need to be beat the fuck up.

  • sounds like death metal

  • all wow players are fatt lol

  • @nextrexd I play wow and i would probobly pwn ur fucking face dumb fuck.

  • i think it was 6 dirty dicks not 7

  • why is the guy with the american accent saying that the americans dont understand that rape doesnt happen in the prisons where he is from?

    i would love to see this guy in real life, 28 years old, pale complection, extremely thin, plays world of warcraft constantly, and brags on vent on how he is such a hard badass ex prison inmate and a hardcore weightlifter. A classic World of Warcraft player.

  • @CaveofTwoLovers he's clearly from fucking canada

  • @CaveofTwoLovers im 35 years old now, i can apply for a pardon now, that recording happened a long time ago, amazing its still here haha. I had two removed that had my picture. I'm canadian to some of u dumb mothers wow.

  • Ohohohohohoooo I see wut he did thar. The old "I am going to insult the way your country does something and at the same time imply that Americans are inept of intelligence and then I will actually assume you are stupid enough to agree with my shitty opinion and my cool life stories." Man hes so tough! Lets see him last a week in one of our prisons, carry around shanks and never used one? Bitch please thats like pointing a gun and not willing to pull the trigger. Hes a pussy.

  • @xonoma I used my fists dumbass, and sure i could have used a shank, but then id have to serve life, those guys all rat at the chance to get out sooner. any time someone is stabbed, and they they dont know what happened, they keep the people out so they can send there rats to find out who stabbed who. so basically if i stab someone its my life, end of story. So basically im sentencing myself to a fate worse than death by stabbing someone, thats a choice you dont make lightly,

  • Everyone is trying to act cool on vent...that dude in prison should talk about something else....

  • HAHAHA IT'S BRETTMAN! 

  • @Blooroo

    Quetzecoticl or something on Tortheldren now. Brettman used to be on Rivendare and we miss him. He was by far the most entertaining player ever to grace our terrible server.

    ~Demonspinner

  • @ScarsFaces I know... this is Magictrevor of Rivendare. I used to taunt the guy all the time, great great fun. So easy to set him off. Rivendare isn't the same without his incredible rage.

  • @Blooroo hey magic trevor your a scrub bro, haha Rivendare is and was a joke, torth hardcore joke, wow is now the biggest joke of all. I quit playing, and starting working, woah.

  • Your computer is really bad! I think it's best-before date is over! It took 3 minutes for your ress to load and the graphic is really bad! Oh no

  • I would Love to see the dude destroy those losers...that's what i hate about the internet...everyone talks so much shit.

  • @mezpezlez Fag.

  • If this guy could get 5 minutes alone in a room with all these kids. All the fuckin horror movies in the world wouldn't have shit on those 5 minutes. The perfect snuff movie , every psychopats dream would come true , i only wish i was the one recording it.

  • lol if they are whistling they are getting knocked the fuck out XD

  • This is funny xD. He's yelling! he's yelling. I play WoW myself but I never have a rage like that >.>

  • these kids are so arrogant , the fuck. bless the internet, the paradise of cunts

  • i think he got that 28 days later anger chimp blood in his system

  • yea that guy would have totally killed all those kids in real life.

  • It's funny that they pushed his buttons and he reacted like a maniac. But, I'm pretty sure if this was face to face that guy would go psycho and kill them all. lol

  • This is the canadian convict. 14 million people play wow, you dont think excons do? I've always liked video games. There are some in this world that at points in there life, just dont give a fuck, I've had my moments. Ya sure I'm an internet tough guy, I just had no idea i was being recorded. You'll have to kill me to stop me. I had one of these removed because they attached my picture to it. Maybe I shouldnt have, i'm not ashamed, they were bitches. Over 100 of them ended up transferring away.

  • @quetzalcoatlftw whats really funny, thats me at 50% rage. I had complete control of myself. I broke nothing that night except maybe some blood vessels haha.

  • I hate when America gets bad rep. We are not all bad people.

  • @Nemesis0300 america is a great country, im canadian and i love america, i respect everything its about. Without america there is no canada. and george bush rules.

  • uhh.......  cool story bro?

  • ROFL!!!!! "he did go super saiyan, I heard it!

  • I fucking hate those nerd faggots. Faggots like that make me want to meet all these little pencil neck faggots in real life and beat the living fuck out of them.

  • rrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooiiiiii­dddddddddddddraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­ageeeeeeee :D

  • this guy sounds american...

  • @TheHordeShow he is canadian

  • wheres he from?

  • Full of shit lying ass canuck. He got his salad tossed, he got his taint stretched, he smoked pickles. Look, he'splaying wow!

  • the internet DOES THINGS TO PEOPLE :0

  • here in america we rape but atlest we have right lol epic

  • lol thats what all fat kids say * i can break anyones neck*

  • So safe to talk shit over the internet.

  • I thought the guy said none of this shit affects him? And he's fcuking raging at the end!!

  • aahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!­!!

  • LMAO @ the Internet tough guy

  • rofl this guy is so full of himself hahahaha

  • Wow.

  • 5:56 that's his limit there. lol

  • CANT RAPE THE WILLING

  • sound like a fatass his weak , eat to many twinkle , suck to many dick , and never been prison

  • Cool story bro

  • This guy is full of shit

  • This is the greatest thing ever recorded

  • yeah he really sounds fake

    he sounds girly too a little

    hahaha

  • oh my god that guy has problems!

  • umadbro?

  • "omg he sounds like an emo screamo" hahaha

  • @WotanKrieger Haha, funny you should say that. Quet was a bit notorious. Signs pointed to the fact that his pictures were fake and that he was actually a scrawny bitch irl. Furthermore, he tried to get into an e-relationship with this chick online and the chick actually turned out to be a dude who was using his wife's character - later revealed AFTER Quet gave him tons and tons of shit.

    I doubt that nerd ever got laid, much less robbed a bank with his bare hands/bathed in peoples' blood LOL.

  • @synergiiez we both know the truth, they even posted the article on the wow forums of me robbing the bank. Sadly i had 3 wow accounts banned off the forums, sure i faked my pictures add me on facebook, brett barkley, I'm still a fair sized fella, but nowhere near what i was, but i can still curl a 90lb dumbell easy enough. Whats really funny is when i went horde to fight against the guys who made this recording, the week my lock hit 80, 110 faggots enclave transferred off the server. LOL

  • this isnt nerd raging this is about some1 telling a life story that is most likely not his real life.