Worst Term Paper Ever: Planes, Trains, and Plantains

[smega39]

Whether he actually failed or not, I still commend this guy for at least taking a stance against The Man that is essay conventions.

[jkd4444]

so did he actually turn it in?

[pshhlaurahhh]

So, like, some kid at my school turned in a copy of this paper. No one knows who did it but the AP English teachers are freaking out and are saying that who ever did it will be facing expulsion.

I think that's just hilarious.

[purpandorange]

The guy who graded its name was Dan!!!!

[GeneralKuno]

What do you mean "Worst Term Paper Ever?" It's Harvard material!

[LetltPlay]

I don't blame him for not talking to you, the essay was funny but you're insanely annoying. I would have done the same thing.

[DopamineStream]

If you like Zach's stuff go to... youtube/dopaminestream

[kamphychair]

he obviously didn't wright it

[AlexGRFan97]

@kamphychair HOW can he fake it? That highlighter and pen marks, even the folds look genuine to me. Also, if you check the scanned copy, at the end the teacher refers to the writer as "Freeman".

[kamphychair]

@AlexGRFan97 He can't be the only Freeman alive yknow

[G0ldbl4e]

Riding in the benzo, poppin my colla

See some fine wenches, I hafta holla

Diamonds, gold, and the all mighty dolla

I'm opedipus bitch, the original balla.

I bust out my 9, to light up your impala.

Fuck that police!

[angryslug1]

i thought it was David Thorne as a child...

fucking legends, the both of you

[Rapterr15]

i found it funny that he actually got a D- on the paper. also, lolz at tubgirl.com on the works cited

[niriop]

Why are college papers marked negatively in the United States? Damn Yankees...

[angryslug1]

@niriop why are british 20-something year olds so atheistic, anarchistic, and uppity?

damn lobsterbacks...

[niriop]

@angryslug1 "atheistic, anarchistic, and uppity" BEST WAY TO LIVE!

[videogamenostalgia]

There's no way this guy wrote it. The original is comic genius, and this guy's whole little skit about the phone wasn't funny at all...

[fukyous]

This was honestly the funniest thing I've ever read. Thank you so much for writing this.

[scottsan101]

It was awesome!!

[user55418]

your hair is stupid

[slyscafe]

He probably goes to /b/

[ZacharyphilipFreeman]

Here is the OFFICIAL Facebook page of the Author. Check it out!

[puppet33r]

This is complete bullshit. Fuck this faggot.

[ant1ph0n]

also i live in vegas, hah!

[ant1ph0n]

i bow down to you! i love that short essay from years ago!

[KRAZYKILLAHHH]

good stuff!

[eatsleepeatsleep]

I love Freeman!

[retardkidsintheback]

he didnt write it, this is a small internet group trying to get a little more famous off of an anonymous internet sensation which they can easily falsely take credit for, simply because his last name is freeman.

[Icarus19911991]

You didn't write it, shut the fuck up

[GizmoGardenia]

I don't believe him

[wordsasweapons87]

someone find this guy on facebook!

[simplebowman]

lmfao @ Dr. Dre's The Chronic

[kungfooligan]

You look like the kid from E.T.

[BockClock]

this guy didn't really write it

[jraymond1988]

I'd have given him an A for making me laugh. It takes a lot of effort to write something like this.

[slamminhole69]

Well this is disappointing. And, I have no idea why, but this guy just seems like somebody who would be hard to get along with. Anybody else catch that vibe?

[JeffCreedPeek]

yeah kind of he seems like the "I lie about things and take credit for things I didn't do" type of guy.

[AlexWerkmeister712]

@slamminhole69

Are you Dan!?

But seriously, I agree. My douche-sense is tingling.

[retardkidsintheback]

look at his page 3, it has words on it... look at the actual page three... its blank. this guy didnt write it

[Renshi52]

@retardkidsintheback yo dude...how would you no wat the original looked like, he mite be hold ing the real one rite now and wrote stuff on it cause he had it for 3years... i write or draw on my all term papers, or throw them out....but still you don't no if this guy is real or fake...

[Terminxman]

Bullshit, when he shows it up close it's sourced from a scanned image. He doesn't show closeups while he's holding it in his hands because all he did was put together pieces of colored paper.

[pedobearhansen]

too bad he didn't really turn this in

[noobz0r]

I also feel that way when I see some horrific thing...I tell everybody!

[dLema1]

I wonder which grade he actually got.

[HearingEveryRhyme]

he got a D-

[supask8a23]

he got a D- its on the last page

[CutChemist]

I would have given him an A, on principle alone.

[KRAZYKILLAHHH]

@CutChemist 

[Tsenister]

Rofl this guy's an idiot citing google as a source :D

[sigmasquadleader]

The paper is a parody, much like your existence.

[BECK26x]

hilarious xD

[jrcro11]

wtf this is so stupid y the hell would you want peeple to see this dumb shit

[starlinej]

Fake

[XOXOXOSYN]

lol

[Nicknamesareforhomos]

woot woot

[KRAZYKILLAHHH]

Savant.

[HULKRASH]

Zachary P. Freeman is hilarious!

[Dingleberrydawg]

LOL

[sigma941]

his ears are huge!

[Googs5]

So thats why he has long hair!

[japro79]

Theodore Donahue?

[BrittVonKruel]

he's adorable

[818sexyboy]

dude, you have the nicest teacher ever. i wish she was mine. ur lucky that she didn't give u 0% or drop you of her class or even college. i really wish she was mine teacher =(

[AshKetchum442]

I wish you would have explained the discrepancy rather than telling them to find something better to do with their time.

lululululululul

[npdefeo]

seeing how some colleges have TA's that would grade papers for the teacher, saying his friend was the one that graded it isnt a lie...

[PollyEsterFabric]

LOL

[yipeekayyay]

I'm pretty sure his name is "Ted".

[bobccock21]

my favorite part of this whole paper is on page 3 the teacher says the "page is TO big"

fucking english teachers.

[FondueFerret]

Did you actually watch this video? He clearly states that it was his *unnamed* friend who graded the paper, not the teacher.

[bobccock21]

well then his friend is stupid "TO" isnt he

[jplatt04]

lying about what?

[twelvebottles]

you, sir, are a fucking liar.

[iamlameduck]

Lie.

[xavierlandry]

interesting indeed, that answers some questions I had in mind. Good paper, very funny.

[reddemon21]

lmao wow, love your paper