STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

[SupaHypaMode]

I just love it when it zooms in, it's really epic

[allantetaylor3692]

damn didnt know i was breaking the law by clicking this video *resist arrest*

[ThePSP1290]

Stop right there criminal scum, you violated my mother, you ruined my wwife, I WILL DESTROY YOU!

[rawrmaster007]

All your stolens are belong to us!

[butheadbros]

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!!!!!!!

[ERR0R9O9]

pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, Your stolen Music are now forfeit

[THECRAZEBLING]

*resists arrest*

[farfuckinout]

@THECRAZEBLING YOU SHOULD HAVE PAID THE FINE!!!

[THECRAZEBLING]

@farfuckinout

HOW ABOUT YOU PAY MY FINE?!!

[sharkdude5]

featured in this video: the US government

[Coyote2k5]

You're making me proud, boys. Not gonna say why because faggots will ruin it, but you're makin' me proud.

[Regginyaga]

skyrim sucks so much

[tontsa911]

@Regginyaga Compared to what? Technically speaking it does suck, also it has horrible UI and some bad game design choices Bethesda made to dumb down the game for console players. And melee fighting can be really boring. Other than these issues the game is fantastic.

[Regginyaga]

@tontsa911 says the guy with the witcher avatar

[tontsa911]

@Regginyaga Don't get me wrong, Skyrim IS an amazing game. Why did you say it sucks?

[Regginyaga]

@tontsa911 because reasons

[ABOM420]

YOULL NEVER CATCH ME!

*open map immediatley while moving backwards*

*fast travel glitches*

anyone else remember that glitch?

which is probably why this guy saying that is stuck in our heads?

[MrGrislyCastle]

I looked for 30 minutes to see what "Coyote2k5" said... I even used CTRL+F.... Then I looked up... "Video by Coyote2k5".... Motherfucker..

[madgreenb]

YOU NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE

[Bonovasitch]

Dragons attacked Skyrim first because they knew better than to fuck with the guards in Cyrodil.

[aesiqui]

The guards in Skyrim are pushovers compared to the guards they had in Oblivion.

[Qrawzseg]

I'll give Oblivion one thing: City guards really took their jobs seriously.

[SpeedyCXLIX]

You never catch me imperial guard. Not once I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!

[YouShouldTryMeInBed]

Criminals

Y U NO STOP BREAKING THE LAW?!

[backyardchicken500]

Are you sure watches were made back then?

[Paladir100]

STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!

[UnholyDemon13]

screw skyrim, oblivion was always the best...

[MetalPatrick93]

I used to be criminal scum like you, but then I stopped playing Skyrim and went back to making Oblivion jokes

[Radith87]

I want to become a cop, just so I can go around and say this :P

[gringolazlo]

Daggerfall had the best guards

[g3orge13]

@gringolazlo Yea, because you can kill 6 at the same time

[randyrules711]

@gringolazlo HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT!

[9001milktoast]

too bad for you console gaming noobs we can mod our skyrim so fus ro dah says "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM"

[viralarchitect]

Their reaction is a bit harsh for petty theft.

[Spoobif]

@viralarchitect but of course theft is serious chiz in oblivion, how much do you think it costs to get those things clean? you got your fingerprints all over them now

[Febeleh]

@viralarchitect Truly.

Oh man, I was so excited for Skyrim, but it felt so empty without an Imperial guard calling me "criminal scum" every time I accidentally stole an apple.

[hovsep56]

i miss those gaurds :( the gaurds in skyrim are lame

[BranBadguy]

*Resist Arrest*

[MrSatternJr]

@BranBadguy THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

[HeavenWolf108]

:okay:

[Sagemaster00]

This is what they told me when I hired that prostitute.

[Agent1W]

Where was this guy when Ulfric made his getaway after killing Toric?

[shisnoking]

@Agent1W dead for 70 years....

[Agent1W]

@shisnoking Maybe he died fighting the Aldmeri Dominion. Maybe M'aiq the Liar would know?

[yubarta1]

@Agent1W or when you assassinate the emperor

[DaBhaalspawn]

@Agent1W

I lol'd

Also, it's Torygg :D

[Agent1W]

@DaBhaalspawn Yeah, I'm real bad on hearing phonetics. What should have sounded more like "TOR-RIG" sounded a lot more like "TOR-RICK".

[DJBranden]

@Agent1W

your forgetting it wasnt a getaway but an honorable duel...

toric realy didnt have a choice though because if he didnt accept the duel he'd lose his place as king.. but still its a duel none the less and therefore he never broke any law.

[Agent1W]

@DJBranden Never broke any law? Insurrection against the Empire would be it, or that had to be the motive. Hence, that is why this faithful Imperial Watchman should have been there to catch him!!! :D

[DJBranden]

@Agent1W

imperial scum! no wonder the stormcloaks won

[RaijinHanshi]

@Agent1W Ulfric fought and defeated the high king in fair battle.

[TheRitchardgaleHater]

@Agent1W Torygg* but whatever

[51stSheep]

@Agent1W In another country around 200 years in the past

[Agent1W]

@51stSheep Yea, but too bad his legacy did not last that long. It could have been that his great(x5)-grandson would stop Ulfric!

[thefenixfamily]

@Agent1W

in cyrodiil.

[Javelin434]

*resist arrest*

[Supsup516]

KNEE KNEE JOKESSSEESE

[MrPoetje10]

I did read the message above, and then i got an removal to the knee?

[HyaenusDominae]

Which game is this from? I assume it's from an Elder Scrolls game.

[Kefka44]

@HyaenusDominae Elder Scrolls VI: Battletoads.

[ImJustSayin81]

@HyaenusDominae its Elder Scrolls: Oblivion.... the one that came before skyrim... duh

[HyaenusDominae]

@ImJustSayin81 Sorry, I don't play Elder Scrolls, but thanks.

[Judenswein]

@HyaenusDominae Elder Scrolls X: Hermaphrodite

[RLYoshi]

> Resist Arrest

[gamereign555]

geez...who stole your sweetroll?

[140jeff15834]

Off to WHAT?

Don't leave me hanging!!

[murphy3162]

@Iaman18yearoldlol boo

[DerNerver]

ehm knee?

[whytodeep]

i used to pay my court with my blood

[Nintendo3396]

Bethseda really loves making stuff that turns into overused memes do they?

[Jlmjig]

i wish the guards in skyrim were as animated/passionate(?) as they were in oblivion

[Eliteburner1995]

hes doing it cause the goddamn knee joke is too overused

[MineCraftGuy11]

YOU BETRAYED THE LAW! LAWWWWWWW

[eskimodude812]

My first reaction to having that happen: OHHH FUCK MAN! SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

[XxAwakenDarknessxX]

I AM THE LAW!

[CobaltRaptor]

...or alternativly I could kill you and take my stuff back

[TheLightingAsan]

Nice slideshow!

[bloozism]

@rollerlollerman except the criminal scum joke is actually funny. as it was from the days when faggots didn't beg for upvotes

[delirium1326]

@Samsam2992 but you still take dicks in the face =(

[delirium1326]

Everyone who makes a knee joke should be banned from youtube.

[KaeruthePaladin]

You try to start an arguement with a guy on the internet over video game memes? Yeah no the uploader is totally the guy who needs to grow up not you.

[superluigi545]

You as a guard from oblivion:STOP! you violated the law!

me as a guard from oblivion:STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLE!

[ArsenicOverdose]

This is Legendary. Knee jokes are not.

[SableColt]

@ArsenicOverdose STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM, NO ONE MAKES FUN OF KNEE JOKES ON MY WATCH jk lol

[D1D1P]

@ArsenicOverdose i used to oh forget it

[Jaimas]

@ArsenicOverdose Nobody posts a shitty meme onmy watch. I'm confiscating your horrible forced meme. Now pay your fine or it's off to jail.

[TehEvilChicken]

I swear this scared the hell out of me

I broke into a house and my back was to the door and BAM

[xmmh]

@TehEvilChicken Scared the hell outta me too!

[NonstopRam]

I got a 98 percent A on my paper!

[Numdenu]

His eyebrows scare me.

[TheInspector3000]

Sojourn instantaneously felonious degenerate, not one individual breaches the directive on my lookout. Recompense for the levy immediately, or you shall be transported to a corrections center!!!

[slightlyoutofreach01]

As an assassin and thief, I hear these lines in my freaking sleep.

[rockstarr0802]

@Seadawg1016 haha



[GuruCoinz]

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM nobody lollygags on my watch

[Madfoot713]

My cousin is out there stopping criminal scum, and what do I get? Guard duty.

[ArmyGuy543]

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

*crouch*

WHERE'D HE GO? I must be hearing things...

[Coyote2k5]

KNEE JOKES WILL BE DESTROYED ON SIGHT

TEST ME, YOU STUPID FUCKERS

[carmeneyo]

@Coyote2k5 PFFT arrow jokes are out dateted wabbajack up the ass is the new thing

[AThermight]

@Coyote2k5 Let me guess....someone stole your sweet roll?

[DatWittyName]

@Coyote2k5 Thank you. I was dreading opening this video knowing it may be spammed to hell with those shitty jokes.

[Fosius]

@Coyote2k5

Block them, retards who spout shit meme's like that are sub human scum and or 13 year olds without a sense of humour

[Dukstless]

@Coyote2k5

Nah, ya just write 'em.

[Wierdperson31]

@Coyote2k5 Thank you. Thank you so much.

[Veil2TheSide]

@Coyote2k5 Oh let me guess- Someone stole your sweet roll?

[Isntthisalreadytaken]

@Coyote2k5 I love you.

[atza20]

@Coyote2k5 HALT! you are the man

[Coyote2k5]

@skyknight1281 Except this video isn't meant for any memes, its just a clip for the game. Remember that? video games? No sorry, theyre just moving pictures that generate memes so you can haz upvotes. xD BACK TO REDDIT YOU GO

[veribigbos]

@Coyote2k5 The knee jokes are just a sentence from a game too. Can't really see how this is any better than the knee one.

[depture]

@Coyote2k5 So what, the videos on Youtube of guards in Skyrim saying "I used to be an adventurer like you, then i took an arrow in the knee" are not the same as this?

[Eliteburner1995]

@depture those are overused check any skyrim vid even on vids that arent about skyrim

[Trakheed]

@skyknight1281 pwnd

[termanedieter11]

@Coyote2k5 You're a real TES fan, sir. I salute.

[RIPdixiecarter]

@Coyote2k5 Anyone who uses the knee meme are criminal scum.They will know nobody breaks the law on your watch. Their stolen goods will be confiscated and they will be obligated to pay their fine or it's off to jail.

[214CIceCar]

@Coyote2k5 I love you.

[skyrainbowpony]

@Coyote2k5 thank you.

[ImperialGuardCaptain]

@Coyote2k5 It's good to see a friendly face in these dark times of copy-paste.

[SeanMacGregor1]

@Coyote2k5

Let me guess..... Someone stole your sweet roll?

[CorvetteBG]

@SeanMacGregor1

1. Saw comment about knee jokes being destroyed.

2. Wanted to comment about a sweet roll.

3. Saw you already posted it

4. I wrote another comment.

5. I'm gonna press the Post button in about 30 seconds.

6. I'm gonna shoot myself in about a minute because you wrote the comment before me.

7. I'm gonna go to Sovngarde.

[SumbleForever]

Top two comments are the same.

Someone say something stupid to replace one of them.

[Satsaru]

@SumbleForever CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!

[SumbleForever]

@Satsaru THAT'S NOT DUMB ENOUGH.

GAUUAHAHHAHAHAHAHHRLLHALHALA.

[jamesdante1101]

@SumbleForever Justin Bieber is awesome?

[Gotmilk0112]

I used to like...

wait, I never liked these "arrow to the knee" jokes that got old after the first five times seeing them

[copperboy44]

I used to think arrow in the knee jokes were humorous, but then you faggots ruined it.

[RaRiira]

@copperboy44 yep, way overused

[Teeheehee093]

Guards are alot more badass in Cyrodiil. In Skyrim it's like ''You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her peo.... Aww my knee!!!''

[MrSwedishguy]

I used to make I took an arrow to the knee jokes, but then I took an to the knee

[SimGShred]

I like the two top comments are the same -_-

[Reverbalize]

i freaked the fuck out while i was playing a quest for a thieves guild and out of nowhere this captain pops out and scares the shit out of me

[Kypros1992]

I used to be a criminal scum but then the top comments were the same :|

[DancingJesus94]

I just realized something....

STOP RIGHT THERE = FUS RO DAH

All of the guards are fucking Dragonborn.

[HeIsTheStig]

@DancingJesus94 not quite... But someone made a mod, replacing fus roh dah, with stop right there.

[Eliteburner1995]

@HeIsTheStig i got it its epic

[PtolemyAFX]

[Resist Arrest]

[DiarrheaChain]

Noone breaks the law during Wes Johnsons watch.

[sniffman1]

I cant believe im daying thus, but: I miss horatio jokes

[re5owns678]

@TheGreatC0mmie you're gay

[ImperialLegionGuard]

stop right there ciminal scum!Nobody breaks the law on my watch.I'm confiscating your stolen goods now pay your fine or its off to jail.

[gtamaniak4]

@ronan839 You just earned 6 internetz sir.

[JoeBee9]

I wonder if any real police officers used that line when confronting a criminal (just for kicks).

[tremedar]

@JoeBee9 Give it about 5-10 years, I bet a kid that played that and becomes one will ;)

[reignman4]

@JoeBee9 funny thing happened to me on the midnight release of Skyrim. When I left Gamestop a cop off duty flashed his badge and said STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! I never laughed so hard in my life!

[JoeBee9]

@reignman4: That's hilarious! Good to see an officer with a nice sense of humour. Especially considering how they have to be so super serious while on duty.

[j00jy]

The real crime is that spray tan.

Snooki lookin mofo.

[Dudinator123]

*Singing*

You've been out-done by,

You've been Gray-foxxed by,

a Scum Criminal!

Shamone!

How come no has made this joke yet?

[Pads84]

@Dudinator123 Because its a shit joke

[randomovieguy]

you should upload a torrent, call it skyrim and put a looping video of this into the file.

[GanjaSaveTheWorld]

@squall600 lol nice one

[MuLLiNsFaKeS]

@squall600

Now this is comedy!

[phocjame]

Tha best awfenns iz a good defens, ahm I right?

[heltfuckd]

Guards in Whiterun: Wait... I know you.

Player: Bitch please FUS! RO! DAH!

[iGilbirdChan]

I Didn't put those in my bag!

[SuperSegaGuy]

Guard: You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people! what do you have to say in your defence?

Player: Just three words... FUS RO DAH!!!

[elamo66]

resist arrest.....

[gdsm93]

This guy IS in Skyrim. He voices the Emperor...(do the Dark Brotherhood quests).

[KronnosVV]

I miss them in Skyrim...

[lakaiskater97]

PAY THE FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!

[FlawdaFootball]

The Elder Scrolls: the only game word where the cops are stronger than demons from hell

[AniCygnus]

*Steals Sword*

Gaurd: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

Me: FUS RO DAH

[TheSteadyingMeat]

I'm very upset this is not in Skyrim.

[YouShouldTryMeInBed]

@TheSteadyingMeat It is. There was a guard in Whiterun who said almost those exact words to men once.

[Arkanni]

IM CONFISCATING YOUR STOLEN BONEMEAL, OR ITS OFF TO JAIL!

[NamvZ]

watch?v=QS7CcTLdzLo

Best part of Oblivion bought back to Skyrim.

[Multishadowmew]

*Going into Whiterun*

"STOP RIGHT THERE! You look like you've commited a crime!"

"WTF man?"

[john129flip]

Guess who put this in Skyrim. This guy right here.

/watch?v=QS7CcTLdzLo

[Fawful0]

I used to stop criminal scum like you...then I took an arrow in the knee.

[rawrimaeatu1]

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

[Hatza04]

I miss oblivion.

[TehNerdQueen]

America's justice system.

[galeanoandres]

@squall600 same here xD hahahaha

[ZeldaFreak1987]

Please tell me this is in Skyrim.

[tauwilltriumph]

@ZeldaFreak1987 /watch?v=QS7CcTLdzLo