Mastodon - Cut you up with a Linoleum Knife

[HidoriTsunadre]

Mastodon is such an amazing band in general.

[MixedGenerics]

If I see you videotaping this movie,

Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid

and dissolve your testicles

and turn your guts into snakes.

This is a copyrighted movie for Time Warner.

If I find you've sold it on eBay,

I will break into your house

and tear your wife in half.

[mynameisradar]

it's funny cause less threatning materils are singing it. food

[bigjohnnythanne]

i will break into your house and tear your wife in half!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ozzy osbourne:SHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRON­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bigjohnnythanne]

wat the hell is the green guy...

[0Anesthetic4u]

I will buy this movie just to sell it on ebay if you will please really tear my wife in half.

[mysterykcad]

When I first saw this movie, I expected the foods to come in after the credits and say something like

What doing still hanging about?

Pick up your things and get the fuck out!

[dangeresque429]

This band turned into detestable garbage but this was funny

[greydawn]

Take the seed outside!

[xXSuPeRkamiguruXx]

thumbs up for heavy metal gumdrop

[ThatTRMGuy]

Yu-Gi-Oh BBT Abridged brought me here

[DarkCrystalSage]

@ThatTRMGuy You too huh?

[swimmerguy2209]

They should play this before every single movie.

[frankmanchest]

the lyrics are on the screen..

[TheTrevor101]

My personal favorite part?

"Did you bring your baby? Babies don't watch this.

Take the seed outside. Leave it in the streets.

Run over it after the show."

[TheOriginalZombieDoG]

The one guy who disliked it sold the movie on Ebay and had his wife torn in half.

[lukebeach92]

"Sucking on me is really NEAT!"

[TheRockMetalDude]

this should play in every theater worldwide before every movie is shown!!

[TheLaMoFo]

does the chip on the drums remind anyone else of Patrick from spongebob?

[saiyanblade84]

@TheLaMoFo yes haha

[robmcdonald94]

Greatest intro ever

[hiobec]

indecent exposure is a simple misdemeanor where i love

[SirCambertHotJam]

"Did you bring your baby? Babies don't watch this!" Hahahahahah! This pleases me...

[rathalosXhunter]

haha best mastadon song ever

[ratdoglover]

like any of us have wives.

[jshamwow]

@ratdoglover im a ten year old boy geez i still like the music

[emokid1623]

1 person videotaped the movie

[jinkun02]

There has never, ever been a better intro for a movie in history, ever. And there never will be.

[MrMiketysonfan]

favorite song by mastadon

[ladangelo202]

yes lol

[ghofspa1]

my belly hurts

[kronos1546]

best line 2:12 to 2:22

[sTUPIfy308]

such a great movie XD

[deadandbloated12345]

1:02

[asher42445]

funny shit . when i first heard the high notes i thought it was king diamond..

[TEgnoto89]

I work at a movie theatre, so this really speaks to me lol

[masonjwillis]

i can't tell you how much i want them to break into my house, and tear my wife in half...sounds fuuny.

[avmf8]

@masonjwillis Its not that it sounds funny I bet your wife is just a bitch and you want her torn in half so you don't have to pay alimony. Which I don't blame you I would want that too if I had a bitch of a wife.

[BobMillahhh]

"don't pull your penis out, unless you really need to"

[DraGzJMaN]

@BobMillahhh sucking on me is really neat!

[EvilPudin]

jezus crist these guys have problesm

[GoOrange0711]

If you don't understand, you don't belong here

[Jmanmusician]

@EvilPudin LOlz

[DeadToFall92]

Yesh Mastodon is my favorite band!

[jshamwow]

@DeadToFall92 mee toooooo