10 Crazy Homework Excuses(:

[ThePinkmaddy]

me:i dont like homework!

teacher:why?

me:it's paper and paper is from trees.

teacher:okay,your off the hook.

me:YAY!!!!!! It really works i did it once.

[shropkilla95]

#4 and #7

[allisonpiggy]

11- Muffin button (TFS!!!!!)

Ex:

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?

Me: Muffin button

Teach: Huh?

Me: What?

[ThemGirls321]

wow i just say what homework?!

[MrHunkler]

my friend on the first day of school when he got homework said his religion didnt believe in homework

[madisonlovzyou]

so doing #7

[chicks130]

THE MEDIC DROID!! ;3 

[epicpurple129]

me: what does knowing about the middle ages have to with everyday life???

Teacher: ( silent )

Me: LIAR!!---- wait.............

[flipflopforeverful]

hahahaha thats soooo funny i hope it works with mine!!!!

[coolchick101012]

LIAR lol

[tomwell11]

i did number 6 and all the good kids were gone and it worked lol :) my teacher is a dumbass

[lolzomgzdiva]

i am so loving 4 and 5

[katt0620]

dumb.. 

[Grintlover24]

I love 4!

[TheVegetafan11]

I KNow This Song Its Fer Sure By The Medic Droid

[TheBesties30]

I COULD NOT STOP LAGHING AT NUMBER 9!!!

[smashvideos14]

i did the religon one and it worked omg im not gonna have homework never omggggg thank you!!! :D

[huf0puf]

im gonna do 7 and 8

[SMBW1997]

im gunna try this :D

[smookielover22]

I used the chuck norris for History...lolz she didnt give a crap she just said 'just give it to me on Monday' xD

[jacob9956]

ima try that in math at 17

[yummycheesecake14]

did this said number 4 and being as the homework was for R.S i thought itd work... yeah it didnt happen :)

[bluefox8989]

if you did not know there was homework and you teacher is angry with you slowly I REPEAT SLOWLY back away from her/his desk wave your arms around and say "nothing here just a dream moving on........ moving on"

[WTFitsbarney]

Ask the teacher if they would you would get in trouble for something you didnt do then say you didnt do your homework.

[AprilToniaRuiz]

Before I clicked this video, I saw the user name and started to sing Fer Sure. Then I had a feeling you would play this song in your film. BTW LOL. I tried 9, and got detention. TOTALLY WORTH IT THO! Everyone was laughing.

[ponyslayer247]

and MUTE

[Thewolfpack10000]

Trid all got a lot of detention

[kweenzrock]

wow

[MW2noobssuck]

actually i can persuade alot i could say to my teacher well its time i confess i created you and your a robot

[iloganrocks2461]

lol i love #8 :D

[kittykatz12319]

all of these suck except number 1 cuz u can blame it on p.e. or something

[ChocoboSasuke1]

i'm saying no.8 if my teacher gives me homework :3

[minkedolphin1]

10 likes i will try 1

20 likes i will try 2

30 likes i will try 7

44 likes i will try all of them and mi dog ate my homework

70 likes i will do all of these, mi dog ate my homework and say i had the monkey pox lol jk

[KeswickCamp08]

how about EVERYBODY in the class tells the teacher "you didnt give us homework!!"

[walkthroughgirl]

numer 6 actually worked before 0-o

[TheRandomshit34]

u forgot my two Favorit ones my brother ate it and a terrst high jacked it and flew into the ground

[rileyroxbig1]

when i go back to school ... (im home schooled this year btw) im gunna have a new rep of barely ever doing my homework ... o.o

[flygonslikerwjtoo]

#3 works!

[Pepperling3]

ps what the song me need to know

[xXallegedangelXx]

@Pepperling3 Fer Sure by The Medic Droid

[Pepperling3]

so outragious but funny

[iLOVEcandy517]

My dog ate my homework once when she was a puppy i left some candy in my backpack she ate the bottom out then got in my folders and stuff..

[nerdrockpaige]

i might use number 4

[yummycheesecake14]

10 ways to get a detention!

[LoveMyCurlyHair469]

i actually did #5 it did not turn out well

[imafarmgirl1020]

number 7  rocks

[MsCass32]

lol..chuck Norris????

[H4rm0ny666]

have completed number 4 xD

[GrStarcraft]

did #10 and my teacher said "Good for you! Let your homework just blow, but do it tonight!" lol i didnt >:)

[ms3alaya]

9 and 10 are cool

[DanceDanceCrazy555]

number 4 just kills me its soooooooo funny!!!!!

[TheEmochick647]

our school always says we are no excuses university ..

[Bikerider55555]

JK!!!!!!!

[Bikerider55555]

Please dont give us homework... Think of the children. Every time you give us a homework assingment, you kill a new born!!!

[W4ffle98]

10th workd :P

[killerstone36]

i tried one and got OCS for 6 days

[Cyndaquilsweetheart]

Me: My dog died so I couldn't do my homework

Teacher: It's due in on friday and today is wednesday

Me: Never mind then.

[SingingSistaLove]

@ScreamoZombieAssasin like sorry im on my android Nd i cant likebit so like

[ScreamoZombieAssasin]

Thumbs up if you muted this while dialing your teacher's number. ;)

[Rocky4ever123]

I said homework assignments are against my religon. People laughed sooo hard

[Corina123451000]

there's this boy in my class called Jordan we're in year 6 now but in year 4 he made up and excuse and it went like this:

Teacher: Jordan why haven't you given in your homework yet? You better have a good excuse

Jordan: Umm, yeah, I, um, well, sort of, my pet dinosaur ate it...

LMFAO xD

[Aister97]

@MrBlah15000 fuck skyrim.

[Xxvampire4eternityxX]

i tried one them, it made the teacher very angry

[ShadowTheHTFPanther]

Lol i tried the Pete Wentz one.... I got detention :3

[ZooTycoon2witchdoc1]

plz tell me no1 did

[Bitchisbakx]

hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah­ahhahahahahahahahahhahah lmfao nuff sed

[militarystrong14]

What the name of this song?

[Crystabuni]

i'm going to tell the whole class to do #6 one day and really confuse the teachers. it'll be sooooo funny.

[alucardcrazyfan]

i did number 5 and it worked for 3 days then the smart ass in our class actually turned in there homework now we got twice as much to do. i`m trying number 4 tomorrow next.

[epicisgreg1]

im going to do 7

[mushroomluvver]

LMFAO

[RedSkittles0304]

damn it, i already used those ones -_-

[thepiccolonarwhal]

this gets me out of my home work: ummmm i lost my agenda some one stole it can i get a new one

[TheSuperdancerchick]

i'll probably do 4 or 10 :D

[Astrid5764]

Im so doing #8 next year.

[lopezstephany1]

im gonna use nmumber 4



[mightymusic1000]

I said that my religon does not belive in homework assignments and then i got call down to the VP'S room\

[bossy656]

so THIS is why my students never have their homework...

[superdavidclarkful]

i did number 5 and got suspended

[BIGGESTJBFANEVA1]

i am totally doing number 5 tomorrow lmao

[megan7388]

stupid excuses... just say my dog chewed my homework :)

[Bikerider55555]

all you have to do is when the teacher says `` All right get your homework out!`` You just ask to go to the bathroom. When you get back the teacher will say give me ur homework and PRETEND to look for for it WHILE the teacher is teacher! Tehn He/She will forget!! Works every time!

[thepiccolonarwhal]

@Bikerider55555 no it dosnt it goes own as a zero

[TheTiguh]

I LOST in my closet looking for Narnia.

[AlyRosie2]

I done 4 and 6 and it worked and then I'm gonna try number 7

[catlion666]

if i get 60 likes i'm going to try all of these

[ZooTycoon2witchdoc1]

@catlion666

so, have u tried them? LOL

[KimberlyLove369]

@catlion666 no one cares about you doing shit that shit

so quit seeking attention and get a life

[killerstone36]

@catlion666 please do maybe you have better luck then i did :)

[ChocoboSasuke1]

@catlion666 you have 74 likes....let us know how your bombardment of excuses work ;)

[henrijs1999]

@catlion666 GOOD LUCK PAL U WILL NEED IT :D

[PadawanLara]

or a number 7

[PadawanLara]

I might use the chuck norris one, except with hayden christensen

[fuzzyman76]

those will never work teachers arent stupid they could care less they just want you to suffer and do the work . duh!!!

[greikaj]

thank you u FAGGOT

[EpicMonkey82]

number 2... only insted with chuck Norris

[TheBennychin]

Number 1 doesn't seem comepletely crazy.

[alive454]

i did number 5 and i got no homework

[mffun1]

dis iz lik da bomb

[bologna852]

It;s More like 10 ways to get detention! :D

[nikkiadamamanda]

@bologna852 and grouned

[MrBlah15000]

i used to do my hoework, BUT THEN I TOOK A PENCIL IN THE KNEE.

[DoubleOAmerica]

@MrBlah15000 did u get that from skyrim

[Mofawkie]

If i get 40 likes ill do number 7 and have my friend record it and post it :DD

[CrazyToddler257]

imma do 10.

[1999bannana]

teacher: wheres your homework?

me: DONT QUESTION MY AUTHORITIE YOU HOE!! *i then shouted terrerist at her intill she was dragged away* you think im joking ?? (im not)

[atenae257]

number 10 will easily get you out of anything

[AnaLovessSparkles]

What song is this(?) It's great!(:

[superasiangirl100]

i love number 8 lol

[addierocks11]

i tried the religion 1 my teacher said u dont have a religion i just said i know she laughed so hard i didnt get detention

[734marshall]

what song is this

[lyricsrocktheworld]

i was gonna do my homework but then my eraser blew up and caused half of my paper to become burned and then the other half i threw away because i made too many mistakes and I DIDNT HAVE AN ERASER!!!

[TheGERO418]

done 9 she laughed soo hard she frogot that i didnt bring it in she just walked away and carried on laughing through the lesson

[MrNoob89]

number 3 AND 4 are sooooooo funny but do you have any more exuces reply and get free candy or die?????!!!!!

[GreenAlligator12259]

@MrNoob89 xD

[kenzie7021]

i was helping starving pigs!!!!

[welcometoawesome100]

on number 3 you die

[PianoRachelx]

Dude, you got me a two hour detention after school :D)

[gowiththeflowization]

ive tried #4 and #6 before...my teacher started yelling </3

[GreenAlligator12259]

@gowiththeflowization what teacher and what subject?

[cheekyisfine1]

i did number 3

[motorsiegefan931]

stolen by aliens,

[GreenAlligator12259]

hb ju5t do the fucking hw and not worry about these stupid excuses cuz i highly doubt 99% of the time that one of these will work! :/ & the feeling that once your teacher puts in 0s in his/her score point hw sheet, that teacher will call your parents that you're not doing any of your hw and thenn your parents come and yell @ you and take ALL of your privages away and from so on. also l8r on in life, you're going to have a tough time getting a really good job!

[KonataLover2]

@GreenAlligator12259 It isnt supposed to work its supposed to be funny!!!!!! Geez. I hate people with no sense of humor.

[GreenAlligator12259]

@KonataLover2 wooooowwww ju5t fail!!...i have plenty of sense of humor obviously u dont with that attitude! :/

[GreenSeal5112000]

@GreenAlligator12259 no one cares

[GreenAlligator12259]

@GreenSeal5112000 but me.

[MrMysteriousXD]

try, this, my dog ate my homework. lol

[GreenAlligator12259]

@MrMysteriousXD thats old :/ unless you were being sarcastic xD

[MrMysteriousXD]

@GreenAlligator12259

well duh, im being sacastic

[GreenAlligator12259]

@MrMysteriousXD i was ju5t saying! <:P

[MrMysteriousXD]

@GreenAlligator12259

kk

[GreenAlligator12259]

@MrMysteriousXD thats rite.

[cheekyisfine1]

@MrMysteriousXD well,what if u don't have a dog retard

[jkoooooo12]

if I get 100 likes i'll tell my teacher the next I forget my homework that it was chuck Norris faut cause he threw my homework to his goldfish

[HollyxxSmithxx]

Next time my R.E teacher asks why I haven't done my r.e homework I'll just say... Chuck Norris said I didn't have to do it :)

[TheMissymoo221]

@HollyxxSmithxx if i did that my R.E teacher would probably give me detention for 2 weeks, 50 more peices of homework and beg the head to suspend me! my r.e teacher is a right weirdo :/

[HollyxxSmithxx]

@TheMissymoo221 aww :L we can't get put in after school detentions anymore :)

[AmazingOnes45]

if i get 50 likes im gonna do number 4 or 6 or maybe both!

[quentinreed2012]

@AmazingOnes45 if i get 40 likes ill do a number 1 and 2, better hurry, i really have to go

[GalacticPurplePuffle]

number 4 won't work in catholic schools.

[applefanXXX]

my dog ate my homework and my chinese negboughrs ate my dog

[tori7022]

I did #5

[iam2sikk]

say' will you tell me off for something i didnt do' the teacher will say' no of course not' then say' well i didnt do my homework' :L

[utkarsh24]

chuck norris's fault

[utkarsh24]

its his fault

[utkarsh24]

chuck norris!

[xTHExMW2xMANx]

6 or 10



[shvelo96]

Chuck Norris does not make mistakes!

[anaco654]

I'm seriously gonna use the religion one

[anita2131]

my class actually tried telling the teacher she didn't give us homework AND IT WORKED

and then one time we had an exam and the class tried telling the teacher it was for next week AND IT WORKED AGAIN

if i get 100 likes i will tell her ALL these excuses

[poptartsandmusic]

The Medic Droid<3

[ghost99hunter]

if i get 2o likes ill tell my teacher #s 3,6,7

[MyLovely4ever]

I used to have reading logs then reused them over and over

[TheUnknownFilmakers]

Number 10 works good my teacher told me that's what you think 

[partyhog11]

I would say I used it for toilet paper.

[vanessa2949]

@partyhog11 NICE one! LOL XD U made my day! hahaha

[partyhog11]

@vanessa2949 xD

[yoshi2410eggcp]

You turned into a penguin and you meet Rockhopper,The penguin Band,Cadence,Sensei,Rookie,Gar­y and Aunt Arctic and you has not do the homework becouse you are not in the class

[BFHKevin]

@yoshi2410eggcp CP nerd. :3

[GalacticPurplePuffle]

LOL

[lululover333]

I was going to do my homework, but then BOOM! Vegeta got in my way.

[magiclilytabby2000]

I tell my teacher I don't do homework for medical reasons.I said it too mant times now so she/he just doesn't ask me for it,coz they know I win't have done it :-)

[Scene2329]

For sure by medic or medric droid :)

[AlanaCainesGinger]

The song is called?

[wcrolas990]

Best excuse is that you should say i did my homework but i forgot to bring them

[fluteplaya22593]

NEVER! blame Chuck Norris for ANYTHING!!

[GraceRomainePidgley]

If I Get 70 Likes I Will Go Into School And Say... Oh, I Was Just Storing It In My Bum.... It Might Smell A Little...

[optimuswhat]

"MARCO!"

"POLO!"

[ThemonstergoRAWR]

i actually used the religion one for gym, cuz i hate the whole white shirt thing i told mr fink that wearing white was against my religion, i dont think he believed me but also didnt care