Community Policeman 2

[MrCousinHemp]

Actually, we have one person pretending to be a police officer and one person pretending to be someone pretending to be a police officer. He's fake twice.

[misterkami2]

By Vectron's kindly claw, this is a great sketch!!

[PianoKwanMan]

I still think David should have said "Go to Jail", unless that's protected by Parker Brothers

[rebelosty]

HAHA he sent him to prison!

[TheMerseycop]

quality lol

[MasonicVlogs]

like it how they cut the police force as part of the cut backs but not the community support officers lol

[fleabag500]

@MasonicVlogs

Yeah, funny that. Trying to save money and not cutting the COMMUNITY SUPPORT officers, who, as we all know, are paid huge sums of money by the government. It all comes straight out of our taxes. Very highly paid. Lot's of applications.

[Aviador2own]

@MasonicVlogs the money doesn't come from the same place FYI.

[ChrisHenniker]

Forgive me for being pedantic, but they're talking about the closing credits.

[scaryninja1693]

By Vectron this sketch makes me chortle!

[missshakespeare91]

omg, mitchell's such a bully! poor webb...

[kezadrone]

I'd like to have seen the cat legs version on TV.

[Onariman48]

Does Darth Vadar work at the prison?

[MrOdsplut]

ironically, mitchell is pretending to be a policeman, and webb is pretending to pretend to be a policeman

[Gaiacarra]

@MrOdsplut that's not ironic

[DanSids1988]

Is my memory just old and frail after being alive for 22 years? because I distinctly remember the closing credits being the scene with two police officer shoes walking, not the opening.

[DiamondbackCobra]

GUESS WHAT. We're back.

-Who?-

The obstinately brusque and abrasive people who are still inexplicably police officers.

[MarkArandjus]

David Mitchell can be a real psycho haha :D

[AngelBiLove]

Mitchell is brilliant as a posh prick :D

[jimlavery]

Pcso's are not police officers....a lot dont want to be police officers....they are the eyes and ears in communities and generally do a great job. Shame they are knocked by a society who demands respect but gives no respect and whos only knowledge of the role is gleemed from the daily mail or spoof comedy, and whos only contribution to their community is to keep the DSS office open

[MRKetter81]

Yeah but isn't socialism great?

A police state that tells you how to chew gum is what you get when you keep the government unchecked.

[demonliberal]

@MRKetter81 What in God's name are you talking about? You do know Mitchell writes for the Guardian?

[snaz27]

gudlad61... Yes you can, no matter how good the persons nature, if they do things that are immoral then their good nature is irrelevant!... Enforcing immoral laws is one of the things they do!... I'm sure there were some good natured people in the nazi camp, that had been brainwashed into thinking what they were doing was good for germany, they believe the propaganda! Much like the situation we have here!

[MANTLEBERG]

THIS I CLOSER TO REALLITY THAN YOU THINK, JUST LAZY OVER PAID THUGS.

[gudlad61]

Errrrrrrrr yes I am fully aware that the video us a spoof :-)

[gudlad61]

I know a guy who is ex Parachute Regiment. Did numerous tours of Northern Ireland and fought in the Falklands War. Genuinely nice caring person. He's a PCSO and well respected. You really can't categorise these people because of the uniform.

[BritishEdd]

@gudlad61 You do realise this is a joke? 

[xxcutesnakeyxx]

PCSOs stop teenagers who have just got off a train to take their details, because they have apparently been making a mess in the nearby cinema. When one actually questions the report of who was seen in the cinema, it transpires it was a large African man, not three Caucasian girls >.> The PCSO then tries to take my cigarette, illegally. We escape with no apology.

[indiefan92]

Can someone tell me which season and episode this was?

[JizzForBritain]

@indiefan92 i do belive it was Season 3, and i think it was either episode 4 or 5

[Chelseaanthony]

SOUND LIKE YOUR WELL QUALIFY FOR THE ROLE!!

How to become a Community Police Officer:

1. Go to the nearest costume shop and buy a 'Police' Outfit/costume.

2. Walk around your town informing people that they are on the 'cycle' path, not the 'walk' path.

3. Also, stop children from cycling on the pavement and tell them to cycle on the main road instead. Walk away casually when they get run over.

4. Be a complete cock in general, and always make sure to wave to other fake Policemen.

[darkimages]

£26,000 for doing fuck all good luck to them

[karaloca]

Theres a man down our street, rants at the kids. About noise or kicking balls. He screams, the veins on his neck throb, each hand grabbing one of his buttocks in anger. When adults appear he runs back inside. In the 50s, we'd send him for electric shock. In the 80s we'd brand him a nut, and keep our kids away. in 2010, the council make him a CPO. Most of these guys are local outcasts, half-witted failures. Now we give them jobs enforcing laws they have no idea about. We live in fucked up times!

[Lollocide]

@AmFearLiathMor

To-MAY-to To-MA-To.

BankSTERS don't operate in a vacuum society that allows them to bankrupt the nation without anyone else. they NEEDED people to take their unlimited offers of loans, they NEEDED other bankSTERS to BUY bundles of those toxic loans, they needed SOCIETY to continue to believe that we were on a perpetual boom.

Blaming 'BankSTERS' is like blaming banks in America for the Great depression, sure, they had their part, but the people had to be involved too.

[Lollocide]

@AmFearLiathMor

Stop blaming bankers.

other than that, not surprised, Labour started all this shit off, 'Big Society' is just the extension of Labour's idiotic ideas about making government so big that it dictates our lives.

[Woozie52]

@AmFearLiathMor I don't get hwta you mean, PCSOs are a result of Labour and they get paid.

Special Constables are volunteers, have full policing powers and can't be easily differentiated from regular PCs.

[fleetyboi]

my mom works for the police and she told me the police actually HATE community police officer's and try to copy the bill. love this clip :)

[billburnx]

just wasnt funny !

[livingsocks]

"Only one of us can send the other to prison. Can you remember which way around it is? Let me help you... Go to prison."

xD as if a policeman would ever say that. :P

[InfamousM3dia]

How to become a Community Police Officer:

1. Go to the nearest costume shop and buy a 'Police' Outfit/costume.

2. Walk around your town informing people that they are on the 'cycle' path, not the 'walk' path.

3. Also, stop children from cycling on the pavement and tell them to cycle on the main road instead. Walk away casually when they get run over.

4. Be a complete cock in general, and always make sure to wave to other fake Policemen.

Well done, you've got the job!

[apache2142]

@InfamousM3dia

You're a tool and very misinformed. You have no idea what PCSO's do at all! Until you work with them, you cannot have an opinion!

[InfamousM3dia]

@apache2142 'You cannot have an opinion!' - LOL. Develop a sense of humor Mr. Uptight. Thanks for the reply!

[ococircusboy]

@apache2142 I completley agree - they are actually amazing and knowledge of their wards impressed me so much - no wonder why they make up 70% of police intel !!!

[OfficialRichAndWill]

@InfamousM3dia sad but true

[fleabag500]

@InfamousM3dia

I have some respect for community support officers, as long as they have a proper job on the side that's also helpful in some way. If they're just community support officers because they can't be bothered to become a real police officer then they can FUCK RIGHT OFF.

[GregSmithTV]

@InfamousM3dia No.5 - Make sure you have a bank account so you can recieve 27k a year

[masterrubixs]

"you see Britain's most senior community support officer on the news yesterday?"

"No"

"neither did I"

[southstar999]

make laughter out of positivity, there is no such thing as class or rank

[ponyplayallday]

We have PCSO's because they are cheap, starting pay is about 2/3 that of a PC and it does not go up as high. The idea is Mrs Miggins looks out of her window, sees a PCSO walking past and thinks its a real copper, so she's happy. Unfortunately we have too many now and not enough real police officers. If you got rid of all the PCSO's we could afford to employ half as many PC's to replace them. sack 1000 PCSO's and get an extra 500 real police officers, i know what i would prefer.

[n14e5o15]

@ponyplayallday Or actually employ enough administrative staff that policing can be run efficiently and police officers can spend more time policing, and ignore the screaming from the press about numbers.

[Baronofevil]

How dare you?!

[magiclard]

C3POs are a waste of time. If all the girls who did it had a hot uniform and revealed their knickers when they bent over, or lovingly caressed their tips of their truncheons while admonishing ''yoot'' then we would be getting sumwhere.

[raybinns]

A copper cant send anyone to prison all they can do is arrest. The punishment lands squarely in the hands of the court. So you lots argument over it is totally beside the point. And aside from that coppers are public SERVANTS of the people. They don't have power what they have is a little bit of authority which they abuse as much as they can.

[pacbizkit]

PCSO=piglets

[Fatmanralphy]

Which sketch did it show the start of After this one?

[boris99z3]

That was the Vectron sketch.

[50thlaw]

Plastic policeman

[LilCoolMizz]

Hmmm David Mitchell Looks Good In Police Uniform :L

[kkdkefc]

sketch funny, grown men arguing about it very funny.

[theskatekids]

Win comment!

[Cockneywhelk]

This is pretty much a fair representation of the job.

[ApocalypseNext]

I don't know why Webb's character is bothered. I'd be laughing my head off if someone talked like this to me.

[combatmike03]

Very Funny

[SPRules44]

Go on, go to prison and tell them you're to stay there.

[coruscantplanet]

I haven't seen this sketch before, I saw the first one but not this one for some reason.

[bgibb101]

PCSO is policing on the cheap. The Labour government has handcuffed real police officers with political correctness, four hours of paperwork per crime and 12 years of horrendous social engineering. Labour has ruined our police service. If PCSOs are worth anything at all, then they are the ones who should be in the nick filling out the paperwork to free up the real coppers who should be out on the streets catching criminals.

[darkimages]

I am a PCSO in one the countrys shittest areas we tackle the shite on the streets on foot unlike the windie fuckers driving around in cars shitting themselves and I am not joking.

[xaviervelastin]

that may be so but you can do jack shit

[darkimages]

Yep your right £26,000 a year for doing jack shit cock on my friend cock on

[xaviervelastin]

just because someone is paid doesn't mean that they are worth it

look man, i never said that you shouldn't be tackling the shit on the street, or that extra officers aren't necessary.. all i'm saying is is that they can't do anything about it, everyone disregards them and at the end of the day how are they gonna command any authority if nobody gives them it?

[bgibb101]

NinjaBoi81 - Your post wouldn't be so hilarious if it wasn't for the fact that most coppers spend up to four hours a time filling out paperwork for a single crime - even if its just shoplifting. PCSO's are next to useless. They have no police powers and don't work at night. The brunt of additional policing is done by the Specials. Either steamline the system or put the PCSO's in the nick to do the paperwork!

[jonnic89]

@bgibb101 PCSOs do work at night

[NinjaBoi81]

I am guessing you do not have a clue about police work and I think you miss the point. PCSOs do not have police constables powers for a simple reason... They arent police constables! It is a totally different job entirely. But if you think that doing house to house enquries, scene preservation, traffic control, visiting victums of crime, school visits, showing a hi vis presents on the streets is useless. Then I think most PCSOs will happily work for £20K+ a year for their "useless" jobs ;-).

[Treblaine]

@NinjaBoi81

If a family member died or was a victim of crime I'd be pretty fucking pissed off if a lowly PCSO came around to inform me. Directing traffic seems to be the only suited job.

And I'm sorry but "hi vis presents on the streets" is UTTERLY pointless if the presence has NO POWER. You might as well just put up a cardboard cut-out of a constable.

A CCTV camera is more useful.

[NinjaBoi81]

"Lowly PCSO" Who the fuck do you think you are exactly?? You seem like a complete and utter 'SNOB' to me!? What the fuck does it matter what uniform you wear exactlty, as long as you treat everyone you encounter with the same dignity and respect and professionalism. "NO POWER" get your facts right mate. All PCSOs have powers.

[Treblaine]

@NinjaBoi81

Who "the fuck" do I think I am? I am a free and voting citizen who is untitled his opinion and if politicians want my vote - and the votes of others who feel let down by this PCSO nonsense - then they'd better consider said opinions.

PCSOs are nothing but policing on the cheap, cutting corners, a superficial and sub-standard solution.

PCSOs in most constabularies don't have the power to arrest which makes any of the few powers they have BASELESS.

[idifferfromyou2008]

Funny argument you guys are having.

Treblaine, it seems you have absolutely no clue about the roles of a PCSO or the powers they have, nor the fact that petty crimes have gone down greatly in smaller communities patrolled by PCSOs in recent years.

As for your claim about CCTV: that's a load of bull. In response to the widespread implementation of CCTV under the Crime & Disorder Act 1998 crime fell by less than 3% nationwide.

[Treblaine]

@idifferfromyou2008

That's kind of hypocritical, PCSO and CCTV have been rolled out at the same time. Your playing fast and loose with your figures.

[idifferfromyou2008]

Fast and loose? Not at all! Official figures show that PCSO presence has had a great impact on crime compared to CCTV. I should know, I've been studying it the last two years.

[Treblaine]

@idifferfromyou2008

If you are particularly knowledgeable on this subject I suggest you make a video response. Even if it's just a quick comment and then hyperlinks to relevant articles, it would be worth it.

If you can be bothered, PM me any relevant links that argue your point. I'm open to change my opinion if you make a good enough case.

[Mcmotherfuckingrory]

What's 'untitled'??

[Treblaine]

@Mcmotherfuckingrory

well it's a typo for "entitled", isn't it comrade.

[NinjaBoi81]

The reason PCSO exisit is to bridge the gap left by constables. The role of a police constable has significantly changed in the last twenty to thirty years. Because they have more techincal roles and have to deal with a higher level of serious crime, they dont have the time to spend engaging with the community hense why PCSO exist. Most constables will tell you that PCSO provide them with important intel

[jonnic89]

@NinjaBoi81 You are spot on

[irishgeezer1]

@NinjaBoi81 WHO CARES!!!

[fieldmarshalhough]

Wo wo wo, people! Don't be so cruel! Don't forget that PCSOs have that infinitely useful power of being able to "ask you to wait while they call somebody who is legally allowed to arrest you."

Hahahaha.

[Schwarzpferd]

Something tells me this would make more sense and be funnier to me if I actually lived in the UK.

[blobby1972]

@Schwarzpferd well a pcso is like a prefect at school laughed at and disrespected by both side of the law. or a plastic police person.the main diffrence is you still see a pcso on the beat while the "real" police persons do "paper work" and answer the phone I think they have got it the wrong way round oh yes and don't forget the t.v celeb cops we get on all the cop shows put out to make us think we have a police force oh dear look at me ranting on.

[acydrayn]

@Schwarzpferd I think our example would be the Guardian Angels and the police.

[sniperdude911]

@Schwarzpferd yeah it really would xD we laigh at them so much xD

[Cokecakepopcorn]

@Schwarzpferd Yeah:P

[drsamtam74]

@Schwarzpferd It would.

[punkrockcop]

@Schwarzpferd Do you live in America? Cuz lots of cities here in the states have similar "officers", Community Service Officers...who are basically interns in a uniform. No real powers, but they can certainly call for a tow truck if your car is being impounded by the real police.

[DoTheShuffaloShake]

@Schwarzpferd Quite the case, sir.

[JDA315]

@Schwarzpferd we have community support types in the states. they're usually called patrols and they tend not to leave their cars

[StigRossi]

@Schwarzpferd this is fking funny to me and I don't live in the UK! I know you're a Yank but you can presumably understand it from context no? Presumably in the UK now, Community "Policemen" walk alongisde actual police in order to keep a lid on brutality, hold them accountable etc. Its all very PC obviously and perhaps a bit ludicrous. Mitchell and Webb highlight this ludicrousity

[Idnarmadur]

@Schwarzpferd lol, same old problem

[stupotty40]

@Schwarzpferd lol..yes... we have men and women who are civilians and work for the police as community support officers. Their job is to gather intelligence and deal with low level crime such as dogs pooping on the pavement. Most PCSOs are pretty thick and dream of being "real cops" and many of them throw their weight about amongst younger people. Just bullies really. Luckily they dont have batons sprays or powers of arrest...knobheads really....lol

[blade3337]

@Schwarzpferd and by your name i'm guessing your german?

[harryluvessport]

@Schwarzpferd You'd be right i find it halarious

[SillyRice196]

Why do PCSO's exist, when they have no power to prevent crime or arrest criminals? I'm not trying to be abusive, seriously, i'm curious what they're actually there to do.

[apache2142]

They're there to build bridges to the community because a poll showed that the public don't relate or hesitate to make contact with police. Sooo pcso's came into force.

[Guitar2040]

All PCSO's are a complete & utter waste of time !!!

[YonManc]

My step dad is a special. That means he has full police powers, and does full police work, unpaid. PCSO's, lol. Paid to stand on the edge of council estates and take abuse from children they can't legally arrest xD

[hfdpayner]

good luck mate : ) hope u do well

[balist0]

@2samdean Smoke weed every day

[sniperdude911]

@2samdean Your not looked at as a joke its just people know you can't arrest them so they arent in any threat. btw is your name by any chance related to supernatural?

[Levanoir]

@2samdean

DS here. Good for you mate.

[adydb]

@2samdean What a PATHETIC comment!....

PCSO's are a waste of public money, Specials have full powers of arrest and are (in a good %'age) totally dedicated....here in Brighton my local PCSO's just arn't interested in anything other that their "look at me" image. I have NEVER disobeyed the law and I am not anti Law either...but I AM a tax payer.

Why are you 'glad'?, so you have 'powers of Arrest'? don't get the P taken out of you? so YOU cn take the rise?...hope you are not my LBO!

[JonnyBruvv]

1st ones better

[gabbielvis]

hilarious !!! i am also a pcso and think that this is one of the funniest videos i have seen luckily i have a sense of humour :-))))

[Alphonzen]

You're just a civilian in policeman's clothes :)

[minimumcheeky]

Britains most senior police community support officer! LMAO!!

[hullhole]

This is funny because I used to be a community support officer and that really does represent the views of some regulars. And most of the public. Not to mention other support officers. All rather thankless really. Sniff...

[bettyjr1]

ha go to prison and tell them your to stay there

[DrAmazing]

that's a really fancy prison.

[hotneo7]

where's the next part?