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  • Omg funny

  • He should have kept going. It wasn't even 2 seconds.

  • hahahahaha thats awesoma lol :DDDDD

  • Why do I find this extremely HOT!?

  • you were suppose to swallow

  • I FIND THIS SO EASY TO MASTERBATE TO

  • @RabidRaccoon44 nice...

  • THIS IS VERY VERY GUAI

  • these guys are really poor they don't even have 10$

  • but why?

  • look at the guy on the left's adams apple!! lol

  • fags

  • Haha.... He laughs so hard he's on the floor

  • I find this kinda sexy... for some reason.

  • ok... ok... skweeze skzpopppp.bpoomsllzzzplpl

  • :creepygusta:

  • omfg he has squril aids now

  • This ads me orgasm

  • Blown all over his face

  • LMAOOOO j

  • Looks like some body blew their load all over his face

  • 10 bucks? Really? Not even a blowjob???

  • lol @:28 thats what ur mom looked like when i was done with her

  • HahHa

  • Things that makes this video the greatest on YouTube:

    The gayness of the situation and conversation is hilarious.

    This guy doesn't even have the $10

    The epic slow motion into the end scene

  • do this dare:

    watch this entire video with your eyes closed, and try not to laugh

  • @johnoliverguy how can you watch the video with your eyes closed?

  • @stocker104 what i meant is that you have to listen to what happens

  • @ dotted: liar

  • Close your eyes and listen...

  • thumbs up if you are 233,313

    

  • i gotta admit that shit had me rolling for some reason like da fuck...shit just flew the fuck out

  • Thats what ur mom looked like last night after i plowed her

  • Thats what my girl friend looked like last night. ;)

  • thumbs up if rwj sent u here

  • Wtf

  • sexyyyy ;3

  • "you will give me the 10 bucks when you get it" lol wtf? are you really gonna do some stupid shit for a deal that he doenst even have on him

  • Now try watching this with your eyes closed.

  • not fake but still fucking gay !!!

  • Why is there an animated penis as one of the other videos on the side?

  • Interesting position of ranch. Photoshop anyone?

  • Look at the lid. It came off...no wonder he choked on it!

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  • thumbs u if RWJ sent you here

    :D

  • watch this with your eyes closed and think wrong

  • "im not gonna choke you" sounds so fucking funny

  • wtf like relly

  • you guys are hot tho

  • Insert gay joke here :/

  • thumbs up if raywilliamjohnson brought you here

  • 0:26

    

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  • think of this

    deep throat guacamole

  • now I know where to go when I want a blojob

  • G-SAUCE!

  • hahahahahhaha i get it... hidden valley

  • so friking gay

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  • Not fake, just gay.

  • What were you thinking.... Thats why God made knees not chairs. Your Mom said so.

  • I think his mouth just jizzed.

  • Listen don't watch.

  • So I guess he didn't get his $10

  • Sooo funny, cool :D

  • Ew, I could smell the jizz from here!

    ..I mean ranch!! RANCH GOD DAMN IT!

  • "I cannot believe ... You f*ckin' did that."

    That's what she said.

  • I fuck sheep

  • that one fag sent me...

  • *slow motion* when u get it?

  • I have the most awkward boner right now...

  • @BenASL same here

  • @BenASL i have some bad news for you....

  • tumbs 1 if you get here by RWY

  • gay porn in disguise :/

  • hehe <3 i like mike :D

  • *Janitor walking along the hallway suddenly hears something coming from room 802*

    "Man 1: I am going to squeeze this in Mike's mouth for two seconds...

    Then Mike has to finish whatever is in his mouth and if he doesn't he doesn't get the $10.....

    Open your mouth I am not going to choke you!

    Man 2: OK ready!

    Man 1: Put your head back, more, more.

    Man 2: 3, 2, 1 GO!"

    *Hears squirt followed by a pop along with white ooze coming from under the door...*

    :fuckthatshit:

  • that sounds like a dialog from your dads gay porn

  • should have named the video...."Ranch Bukkake"

  • THANKS RAY!

  • I thought this was an exorcism.

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  • @chiCKfromthu204 Obviously no one

  • 2 thing number 1 that looks like your mom on a friday night with me 2nd he diddnt even swollow it like a good whore!BAD WHORE IM NOT PAYING YOU!

  • and thats how gay porn starts !! sweet 

  • did he got the10 bucks????

  • since when does youtube allow bukkake?

  • 0:10 Mike says, "And you give me 10 bucks...when you get it." I love the expression on the guy holding the bottle of ranch dressing. He's like...you think you're really getting 10 bucks?

    I'm gay and I have to say, this is TOTALLY GAY. And I LOVE IT!

  • Yummy

  • this sounds like you dads gay porn ! XD

  • Real men swallow.

  • Can you please SQUEEEEEEZE it into MY mouth? I don't mind if you choke me. :)

  • blindfold someone and get them to listen to this its halarious

  • "Sqeeze this in mikes mouth" lolololol

  • RWJ

  • failblog FTW

  • And it really is like collage, replace the guy on the bottom with a real hot girl and the salad stuff with... You know where I'm going with this

  • Bad whore! You didnt swallow

  • ha ha u didnt swallow

  • atleast he earned 10$

  • You are gonna give me 10 dollars when you get it?loool

  • press 5 then 8

    

  • ......soooooo did he get the ten bucks

  • thumbs up if ray brought you here

  • It sounds like underwater barf when they do it in slow motion

  • Audiences

    This video is most popular with:

    Gender Age

    Male 25-34

    Male 18-24

    Male 35-44

    Yep...

  • @MrJoseph0 how do you know that

  • @sonicthewerehogsdead Click "show video statistics"

  • @MrJoseph0 megalol

  • Their laughing at the end did it for me, I almost choked lol

  • kid in the back totally just rofl ed

  • THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!!!

  • never will get old

  • Sounds like a cork xDDD

  • I have something he can squeeze for 2 seconds on his mouth...

    MY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Book report.

  • The laugh is almost funnier then the video!

  • And if you look closely lebron traveled

  • ddaaammmnnnnnn

    

  • BAD WHORE

  • atleast he earned 10$

  • watch this with your eyes closed then open them after 50 seconds

  • Thank you Tosh.0/ RayWilliamJohnson!

  • so that happens when chicks get allot of dicks

  • I Seen this On TOSH.0 lol

  • the top comment is only if ur a sick bastard

  • Heh heh heeeeee....yeah XD

  • GUY ROFL'S AT END

  • BAD WHORE

  • that had to be the single hottest thing i have ever seen

  • well that made me want

    PEENUS

  • hidden valley's rance bottles are poorly designed the top that slows the flow pops off thus causing it to flood.

  • Prison has a game like this, but they don't use a bottle

  • imma go take a shower.

  • ._.

    I feel dirty.

  • I fuck sheep

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  • @DJscorpioMakings wtf are you talking about

  • its raul villarreal????

    

  • Tosh.0 > Ray William Johnson

    Even though Tosh never said anything about the video

  • I remember submitting this to tosh.o....LOLZ

  • thumbs up to tosh.0

  • sigh, people would do anythingfor ten bucks. I'd understand fifty, but 10...(-.-')

  • nothing like a little zesty ranch bukkake to start the day :)

  • thats what your mom looked like last night

  • this guy is a dick for trying to eat ranch

    

  • HURR DURR LETS QUOTE RWJ

  • next time make girls do this bet

  • id let him squeeze ranch in my mouth any day....

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  • freaking bros. jeez.

  • This sounds like the sexiest gay porno ever

  • hahaha i love this, and you guys are hot

  • you better get some celery stix and wipe that shit up!!!

  • xDDDDDDDD

  • try wathing the video with your eyes closed see what you hear

  • He does a good impression of all girls at my high school, buncha sluts

  • i have the weirdest boner right now.

  • THiS Iss FUCkinG GROsss LoL !

  • i never laughed so hard wathing a youtube video

  • well nothing gay here. lol

  • do dis guys live in manteca ca

  • Cum shot

  • I find this easy to masturbate to.

  • 3 sec

  • Penis

  • "Don't worry bro, i won't choke you..."

    Yeah right, asshole! :D

  • Only white people cum up with stuff like this.

  • thats so gay

  • the funniest random unintencional porn ever