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  • he'd be shaking hands with the gloved hand because he doesn't want to touch the other hand cause its stickie XD

  • HAHAHA! everyone was so angry, whatever, at least he's only joking. Some of u are talking about stuff that's unrelated to MJ and the video, time to unknot ur panties and get a sense of humor. No one is forcing you to watch what u don't want to.  Anyway, I got a laugh out of it, thank ya for some more youtube entertainment :)

  • @mjjessica13 Last time I checked, we do indeed have both dentists and orthodontists* in Britain. However, as you can't even spell * orthodontists, that suggests you are not familiar with the term and therefore do not have them.

  • Michael would only respond to you in your dreams.

  • your full of trash. Your disrespectful and mean. He's dead. Leave him the hell alone. You should seriously never make another video. you should seriously be ashamed, you people killed him. i hope to god your happy.Thank you for wasting my time. 

    your a grown man? PJ parties? Gages in one ear?

    Here's wat you stand for:

    being a jerk

    and just being stupid like everyone else.

  • sir how ignorant and immature can you be as to say something like this.

  • Micheal Jackson touched children

  • I unsubed u a year ago because you were not funny and now after a year beside you becoming worst you are sounding stupid too...thats unfunny stupid one star ass for you..(im glad you gave up that gay plz give me 5 star... "thats 5... some bs ...star" s@&t at the end off ur stupid clips)

  • you get out of my county you ugley dog when you die who cares red neck bitch you stankie dog go fuck your mother

  • @gwenie202 Great way to reply! I'm gonna follow your channel after that. LOL

  • So is this video to just to make fun of him? becasue thats what you're doing....just take this video down because me and everyone else just thinks you're a huge ugly piece of crap.

  • mark you a fucking ugly scotish ugly cunt !!!! michael jackson would say !!!! GO FIX YA FUCKING TEETH ,BUY A WIG AND FIX YA ACNE SCARS !!!!!! YOU FUCKING FUCKHEAD!!!

  • wtf is this guy talkin about ?? he needs medication

  • Who is this creepy prick? LOL What a shame to humanity...

  • Who is this creepy prick? LOL What a shame to humanity...

  • ever since the first time i heard that MJ had supposedly molested a child i believed it he was creepy and he kinda freaked me out because well he was a freak... but ya know what he was a great artist and alot of people are so set on putting him down that they forget all about that.

  • @robbyhood27 Well guess what, the media lied to you. They lie about everything. He didn't molest anyone.

  • Mj Fan.. hey mark u sound ur frm glasgow i hate ur fukin accent as for u commenting abt an apology wht u need is a good kick up ur jacksae lolzz u fukin ijiot... Dont even use ur dirty alckee breath mentioning Michael Jackson ur not on the level to talk abt him..

    You would be the last person he would even talk to You look like a right CREEP so go and hide under the stone tht u appeared frm and stop giving the scottish ppl a bad name u fuckin ugly cunt....

  • @edinburghlettings1 Dude, you've got the wrong person. I don't hate Michael Jackson.

  • livin in america for a long time and ur still there or not tryin to make ur mark over the death of mj u havent a hope or a clue, see u all next time, i dont think so.

  • Hey u sound like a right muppet lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • Hey You sound like right an idiot ur into bloody pyjamas is their somthing missing in ur life ur one ugly git and get over it ....

  • a load of shit who the fuck is he, once again we find another prick talking about things only he is interested in find another platform slaphead to comment on.

  • @zen465 ass hole

  • FUCK U!!!

  • Michael was a very smart guy who loved good comedy and good comedians and closely befriended some of the comedians who told cruel jokes about him and made the most fun of him. He would totally get you and laugh.

  • fuck you u ignorant bitch!

  • RESPECT OPINION. god talk about people with single minded intolerant(maybe misspelled) blinders on. i think its some funny sh** why can't people take a joke

  • does this have any meaning???...he must of been bored.....LOL

  • In all honesty he probably would have said that.

    He probably understands being bought up in a different culture, and to some extent would understand that propaganda etc would make you think he is a peadophile.

    I agree with this view.

  • what a fucking idiot

  • crap it also deosent matter if ur bald and ugly.

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  • whoa, lots of haters out there!!

  • Omg guys stfu mkay he can have an opinion kthnx :]

  • wtf am i watching? LMFAO. delete this..  disrespectful piece of crap

  • but anyhow 5/5 scotsmen who keep it real.

    (despite the necrophiliacs who talked shit when Micheal Jackson was alive, and now cry crocodile tears and verbally suck on his deceased dick.)

    thank u mark, for being honest, even if everybody else wants to act like they don't agree...

  • "micheal jackson is dead, don't pretend u give a shit, u motherfuckin hypocrites, remember wat u said he did?"

    i don't understand y ppl r trying to play it off as tho they care so much about mj when a year ago if u asked em wat they think of him they'd have said he was a child molesting has-been that turned himself into a white woman, and then into an alien.

    stop tryin' to front like u loved him, bcuz no one loved him, he was just a spectacle at best to everyone who didn't kno him personally...

  • Your not funny at all. You make the Irish look bad. Get a life.

  • @MOXWELLDIAMOND hes scotiish LOL

  • UGLY LOOOOSER!!!!

    Sooo sad

    YOU ARE NOT FUNNY!!!!!

    YOU WILL NEVER BE ANY % CLOSE TO WHAT THIS MAN HAS DONE FOR THIS WORLD!!!

    GO F.. YOURSELF!

  • Shut it baldy. Change your account, because I can't see or hear any comedy. You're just not funny.

    You suck, gtfo this website if not the whole damn internet. I do believe we don't take too kindly to trollz around here.

  • then why are you here?

  • How was I suppose to know he was a douche'?

  • i hate the way you disrespect a legend. you posted this the day he died still cracked "child molestation" and "skin color" jokes about him. man, people are now realizing what Michael Jackson meant to us. they say you will never miss the water until its gone and thats what is happening right now... he was never a pedophile. never. and remember this, a true comedian is never disrespectful..

  • you thought he was a pedophile when he lived didn't'ya?

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  • this is lame

  • What as Michael Jackson ever done wrong to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    And yet you speak of him so bad!!!!!!!!!!!

    I really hope you dont have kids cause you are no role model.

    Shame on you!!!!!!!!!!!

  • how about The Greatist entertainer and dancer that ever graced the earth ,not to mention one of the Greatest Humanitarian work ,why aren't you recognizing the facts . He was crowned a King in Africa , He Sued Pepsi and won Millions and donated it to a Burn Hosp . Why don't you recognize M.J. many contributions to Man kind .What have you contributed to Man kind besides thIs stupid Video .Get off Michael D**K !!!

  • You go to hell. And wherever you are from please go back. You races, pig. Jealous because you never had the chance to meet him. How dare you say you would blow his head off. I do not wish the same for you and he would not either. What I am going to suggest is that you stick your head up your ass and get your mind back. Your heart pumps shit!!!!!!!!

  • lol this is so genius

  • ha ha ... brilliant video

  • dont flatter yourself.

  • you would like to be a dollar behind him mate !

    and its never gonna happen with you making videos like that now is it?

  • best apology ever...

  • erm.... respect ,tolerance and human rights are above culture,beliefs and tradition

  • Michaell Jackson`s dead? OMG ..heard some rumours but couldnt believe it.

  • MJ this MJ that, shit people gota wake the fuck up, i mean really the guy was huge, but faded out and died, a month later its all people are talking about!

    these people are saps! it takes a week!!! not a month (or so) for a funeral

  • There is so much media attention given to him simply because he was the greatest and biggest superstar the world has ever known.

  • very true

  • When Michael was alive, he himself, had come to expect the nasty rumors and being slated by tabloids as did his fans. As much as we didn't like it, sadly it became inevitable that it was going to happen. The biggest difference now is that Michael is no longer here to defend himself. Fortunately Michael has millions of fans, such as myself, who will until their dying day defend Michael as we always have done. R.I.P Michael You will be forever loved xXx

  • Michael Jackson never owned the elephant man's bones, that is a tabloid lie.

  • HE STOOD FOR YOUR MOMA, PUNK!

  • Look at how Mark looks to the side.

    Some Michael Jackson-fan has him at gunpoint.

  • May I ask for a real, LOGICAL reason that disrespecting the dead is worse than disrespecting the living?

    If you believe in heaven, than Jackson is in it, and shouldn't care about this kind of stuff.

    But on the subject, why does it seem that sympathy is suddenly demanded once a person died. I dont think the tabloids were hounded for the pedophilia articles about MJ. But now that he's dead suddenly making jokes about him is considered imoral.

    Should we stop bad mouthing Hitler as well?

  • Well, Hitler was a muderer of millions and MJ only helped, inspired and done good deeds so.. Its very reasonable...

  • Fair enough, but the hitler part was rhetorical (How the heck do you spell that?)

    I was really voicing my wonderment that there is so much of a reaction over making fun of MJ after his death, while the same accusations were being made while he was still alive, with much less of a response.

  • You're right. But I guess people don't see whats right infront of them until its gone and then it hits them..

    Nobody ever even thought of the words " Michael Jackson is dead" and when you hear them.. its shocking. No jokes are funny after that..(or before.)

  • exactly

  • well not really. mj didnt kill milions of jews just because he didnt like them. i really dont know why hitler killed jews because he was one himself. i guess that after he killed most of them he finally realised that he was a jew himself and so thats why he shot himself. who knows?

  • there is a HUGE difference

    Michael is NOTHING like Hitler

    so don't compare them

    and yeah it IS VERY disrepectful to say bad stuff about dead people ESPECIALLY when they did as much for people and loved as much as Michael did

  • Alright I admit the HItler part was a complete hyperbole. But that was not the point. I just wanted to raise the questions

    Why did the tabloids, critics, and naysayers not provoke a response like this while Jackson was still alive, even though their attacks were much worse than this?

    Why does it seem that when someone dies no one is allowed to remember anything bad about them anymore?

    If some one was a jerk in life, they should be remembered as a jerk, thats where the Hitler part came in.

  • Ignorant twit.

  • Lol yeah....when's your trip to Thailand with a suitcase of candy?

  • Is that what you do when you go to Thailand? Are you one of those who go on those sex trips there? Ugh, disgusting.

  • i now worship the ground Mark Day walks on

  • I'm a huge Michael Jackson fan but I still had a chuckle at this. Lol

  • ditto

  • Sorry, couldnt feel he was caring about me.. so why should I care of this infantile Big Boy?All he did was grabbing his balls with a HI HI..do the moonwalk, sing and play, with and for, the monkeys..the only thing ;Mike took care about was his nose.. and cheeks..^^

  • people like you no right to be alive!

  • Only the stupid, soulless people can not feel the great loving and caring heart of Michael Jackson. their have eyes but like blind, they have ears but like deaf, their lives are dark like hell because can not feel the light from the best human being ever.

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  • By the way, when Michael J. died his nose was only 17 years old, his cheeks 20, and how old the other parts of Michael were - only God (and the cosmetic surgeon) knows.. R.I.P Michael (all parts on you)

  • LOL .. Well Mark I like your sense of humour ^^ I bet most of the members after me are from the U s of A. Ps: loverosedragon - Why should I respect a dead person, whom I did not respect alive?

  • because U wouldn't like THE SAME TREATMENT...dont forget u ARE human and u HAVE emotions so dont talk shit !!!!

  • if he was dead he wouldn't be capable of liking or disliking anything

  • Lol he's trying to make himself feel better by saying it's an attack on his culture. Buddy I like your accent but I dislike your lack of respect. Zombie Michael Jackson would apologize to you? That's quite an apology video. You just kept digging a grave for yourself there. I'd normally unsubscribe without expressing it on a comment, but you've been an absolute douchebag. Sure you're entitled to your opinion, but I decided I don't want to hear it anymore because I think you're a prick. Fuck you

  • u = racist

  • You say I am funny? I can be but this is not a joke Kojak! I think you should find something to do to make the world a better place instead of running Michael Jackson business. If he had not been born or people like him you wouldn't have anything else interesting about your life would you?

  • I wonder if all white trash comes from Scotland?

  • wow, a dumb scot who looks like a zombie, although he's not already dead

  • RESPECT THE DEAD JACK ASS! mj was and is a good man. hes not weird, he had vitiligo, he didnt fiddle with kids. u just stated rumors that werent true (i.e. buying the elephant mans bones) ur just a jerk. fuck off man, michael is awesome

  • why are you such an ass, man?!

  • racist

  • respect the dead the man. One should not speak foul of one that has past. Even if you never like the person or care about them. Once should show respect to them. How does one respect the dead by the old saying if you don't have anything nice to say then its better not to say anything. And of those who are poking funny. When one dies is not a joking matter. The person could be a saint or a murder the same respect is need once they past.

  • What the fuck you talking about?

  • People is stupid, they laugh and all when you make fun of others they dont care, but are incapable of accept you making fun of them or something they like... screw them, you are funny and keep the good work.

  • Interesting

  • I love this stuff. Please marry me Mark!

    Oh wait, I'm already married... and male.

    This is one of the rare occasions when you could regret not being a gay mormon.

  • I understand what you said was a joke, but wouldn't it be fair to at least know the true facts on things. I noticed that a lot of the people who accused MJ for child molestation were pretty shady. Just sayin, you do have your opinion tho, as i have mine.

  • OMG I jerked off and came couple times watching this man.. he is so HOOOOOOOOTTT and DAMN Sexy!!!

  • lol@manchild... has no comment on Jackson btw ....maybe he did maybe he didnt, I have no idea..if he did string him up...n if he didnt???...moving on :)

  • You smuck!

  • roflmao @ controversy. xxD

  • You didn't notice his beard? Stupid?

  • wooow ur funny

  • I like wht u say, Mark, when you point out that different people will remember MJ in different ways. In a way though, you're kind of leeching off of the tragedy to your own ego/agenda....and you aren't funny, so I wonder of the word "comedy" in your name. A "way" with words is what you're lacking and since, like Michael, you don't have one, maybe do what he did, and don't speak ....as often.

  • Pish

  • michael jackson had been known globally for his inordinate respect for scottish mysticism and dressed to prove it remember the heather and dropped cigarette episode when he did brigadoon opposite liza minelli and she turned out to be Robbie Rist with a black magic marker- now that was a scottish intelligence blunder Whitehall never let them live down

  • I'm done. mark i love you and i'm sorry that i keep rambling on about stuff that shouldn't be on here. keep up the good job and huzzah :)

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  • fuck this guy, you deserve to die you fuckin wanker

  • Mark, you're too funny. You make me proud to have a Scottish ast name.

  • Wait! How stupid, i'm so sorry. I'll just take the word of every thriller fan who never met him and start thinking he's great. Wait no. I tried, but I almost hurled. You haven't been paying attention. Or you would have noticed that 'wacko jacko' wasn't exactly invented by the masses. The press was one of the major factors he was arrested and sent to trial in Cali. That and the fact that little kids were talking about 'jesus juice' and 'sleepovers.' That excuse doesn't work either. SORRY.

  • He was the best father you could ever have according to the public and his own kids.

    Don't believe me?

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  • Micheal Jackson settled out of court twice for child molestation, but yeah I'm sure he was a wonderful father.

  • Do you think your muddled and insensitive opinion is going to change the minds of billions of fans?

  • insensitive to what? who is being insensitive? your honoring a man who paid people millions of dollars so he wouldn't be convicted guilty of child molestation charges. Who deserve sensitivity Micheal Jackson or the victims of his malicious crimes? Why would I care about the opinion of people who supported a pedophile?

  • What kind of parent would settle outside of court if their child was actually molested? If that had happened to my child, I would have fought to the death until the guilty person met justice. But they didn't do that because Michael wasn't guilty. The fact is, they only wanted money. Michael did the right thing and gave it to them. Otherwise, it would have been drawn out longer and mentally damaged that kid more.

  • Oh, and check the "your" usage. I believe you meant "you're."

  • Thats what you would have done, how can you speak for someone else? You have no idea what kind of parents they were and you don't know what went into their decision to settle, which is still irregardless of the fact that if Michael was willing to settle there had to be a substantial amount of evidence against him, enough to convict him because if there wasn't it would have been much better for his image if he was acquitted of the charges.

  • Especially in America, so many people believe the Earth is about 6000 years old.. some minds are incapable of well... evolution.

  • Who gave u the right to judge someone u never knew? I cant believe someone as judgmental as you is being paid to rebuild family's. NOW that's FREAKISH

  • Dude. I would never unsubscribe you! You are 100% awesome and I totally love you. I would back you up on the 'hypothetical zombie Michael Jackson' any day. Sounds like total fun.

  • At the start when you said "Hi there" you sounded like The Terminator XD

  • You are god. lol. Subscribed.

  • lol I love you and this video!

  • i loled

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  • he is hardly ignorant, I'd say you are the ignorant one due to your lack of knowledge with Scottish customs. A Scottish wake is essentially a party that celebrates a persons life. Instead of crying and feeling bad about the death they celebrate the persons life in a way that you clearly don't understand. Mark Day is a comedian, so obviously his method of celebration would be poking fun at a person who while being great at moments, is still undeniably easy to poke fun at. Get your facts straight.

  • your the man mark day

  • lmao awesome!

  • Great Work...keep it up Mark. All the hatters just don't have any sense of humor...cheers !!

  • Wow, there's certainly a lot of people upset at your comments....

    but on a higher note, I think the notion of "respecting the dead" is nonsense. Feel free to have a joke at his expense- we all had ample evidence that he was probably a creep in specific ways, and just because he had some talent it doesn't automatically render him a good person.

    Cheers.

  • Clearly your a horrible person taking up space on this earth!!!

  • Clearly ;)

    But you shouldn't waste your time writing awful people like me comments.... we are usually so sure about ourselves that any kind of unfounded criticism is just brushed off.

    Maybe try the people who are only half-horrible? And good luck to you miss.

  • markday, i really believe you are a cheap gay who cant find an asshole....

  • So it is allright for the whole world to have pyjama parties, but not for MJ?

    U are sick. For your information a zombie can't make music the way MJ did, nor can a zombie be the legend and the icon MJ is. You are a nobody with a youtube channel and u think you are big? LOL.

    A person with a dirty mind like u will never understand MJ's innocence.

    By the way your ignorance is remarkable. Cheers.

  • you should get a life and if you live in america speak english stop talking like an indian..and as for michael jackson let him rest in peace..you retard i dont know who would laugh with you but i know you dont make me laugh. Michael jackson is a hero legend and for you that are agains it is because you have no life.. rest in peace michael RIP

  • that's so not how indians talk. ur racist.

  • He's scottish, Jackass.... I dunno how stupid you'd have to be...

  • lmao speak english... good tip for a guy whos first language is english

    yea so he made fun of the guy mj was obviously a bit crazy but thats why i thought he was great cos he was completely fucking mental

  • This guy is pretty funny.

    Kudos for trying to talk like Michael.

    But yeah, he's pretty humorous and random.

  • this guy is good!!

    I love his style!!

    So Random!!

  • hahaha mark i love you but come on man u needed to do that michael voice.. get into it haha

  • Did anyone notice that Michael's dancing started to deteriorate the more white he got !

  • That's not true!

    His video 2bad has the best dance moves.

    & he was white there.

  • that could also be that he got older......but yeah, i get it.

  • lmao

  • for letsthinkalil

    ok first of all i am not saying that we are superior. but to come out and say a false fact that black people have invented most of everything we use is simply wrong. so yeah i called him out on it and as long as we are stating facts lets go to the crime stat. also 75% of crime in the US are caused by black males ages 18 to 25. that is un-bias, not racists facts. i hate it when people say nigga or nigger it is wrong that word should have died with the bigots who started it.

  • To ricksea888,

    you may want to rethink marrying Mark. He seems to be angry & a lil on the violent side, but if that's what you like... that's what you like.

  • funny.

  • yes it is strange that prior to MJ's demise we can say anything we want but after he died, such comments are called insensitive. Funny thing is most people only discover a conscience after a person dies. Is that being a hypocrite? well, don't know but in my book if death causes you to think twice then maybe you are not cut out to comment in the first place.