Weird Video Games - Sonic Blast Man (Arcade)

[dukenukemhere]

soorry for bad jokes teee heeeee :P

[dukenukemhere]

if we have super heros like that there will be no villans.............and not any humans also

[dukenukemhere]

Sonic Blast Man Ohhh yhaaaaaa

[Loader2K1]

1:40: You bastard! You just killed Optimus Prime!

[thevisualboy37]

So... that's the arcade version. Huh.

[nickantibarney]

this game got banned shortly after being rheliced, because players broke their hands.

[melosebrainuhoh]

Sonic Blast Man proves that there is no problem, be it runaway trucks, robot crabs, genocide, currency deflation, Adam Sandler movies, jock itch, or awkward silences that cannot be fixed by punching it hard enough.

[uhurtmybacon]

GIANT ENEMY CRAB.

[loneshewolf74]

The girl reminds me of Pauline from Donkey Kong. I once read that Pauline was a common name for damsels in distress in old movies, but unlike this guy Mario never had to untie her from railroad tracks. XD

[MasSergioVEVO]

... this game was so much more different on snes... lol

[MajorHarvestMoonFan]

THERE WAS NOBODY IN THAT TRUCK

.. who ya gonna call???

how come the lady didn't pay attention to her babies?

and wait, what was that flying thing around the building with the terrorist shadow people on it..

[videogamecollecto100]

this is what happens if you try to combine MEGAMAN + PROTOMAN + PUNCH OUT + TRANSFORMERS = this cluster fuck of a super hero but still a great game

[guilhermegmoreir]

Now we know from where the creator of the PowerPuff Girls got his inspiration...

[TheDrummerDude17]

.....Why is it that the characters all speak Japanese, yet they look NOTHING like an actual Japanese person?

[ashtestes]

@TheDrummerDude17

because nobody wants to be Japanese, especially Japanese people

[cpu64]

All you people nagging about "killing many to save one"... Its a video-game, your argument is null and void.

[WeirdVideoGames]

@cpu64 Ohhhh, okay. See, I thought that this was something that really happened. Thank you for letting me know that it's a video game. That totally makes the fact that it's goofy and ridiculous completely null and void. You have objectively proven that us finding humour in it is erroneous. Thank you for proving us wrong and spreading the truth. You are a true hero. :)

[MrPopsicle43]

Hitler has summoned a meteor! We'll show it! *does 50 mega-ton punch* D=

[Jaws2blood1]

anyone else notice that it has BS written on it's forehead clock thing

[EHNZROCKSLUTS]

This foo is eating a freaking burger and drinking some coca cola.

[03mrx]

@EHNZROCKSLUTS if you look closely at the cola he's holding, you'll find out that he bought it at mcdonalds

[EHNZROCKSLUTS]

@03mrx Best super hero ever

[Slayerthecrow]

the penguin of msx is faster like flash

And this dude is more stronger than superman

Why all the most powerfull hero's are japanes or animals ( made by japanese ) ?

[6t8fk94jm97]

Falcon Punch!

[NeoErtation]

I can't punch, but I used to kick that thing with 250t :)

[penpen989]

deadpool would love this game. "show me a problem that cant be solved with punching!"

[meowistforlife]

giant enemy crab!

[TKGB2006]

@meowistforlife Don't worry, Sonic Blast Man will hit him for massive damage!

[Ultimatestrife]

The physics in this game is just awesome o.o! I mean of course you would need tons of metric tons inside your fist to kill (defeat) one of those 'fist of the north star' thugs, i mean Kenshiro sure as hell did! They should have made that purse snatcher the HARDEST lvl! And lmao at that Hitler guy, I was thinking the same thing XD (we all saw him guiding that asteroid with his finger right!?) No wonder it took the world to stop him back then... he commanded celestial objects!!! (apparently o.o)

[TKGB2006]

Sonic Blast Man is a pretty cool guy. eh falcon punches everythign and is afraid of nothing

[Sammy4549]

We'll show it, and by it, I MEAN THE BUILDING!

[fistyeah21]

Sonic Blast Man rocks!!!! He kills the shit out of anyone to save anyone!!!

[saizerboy]

this guy makes captain falcon jealous.

[wdbisl]

lol he really destroys everything

[aryinc]

teteteteteeeeeeeeeeee damn those jap women are anoying.

[bhenchman08]

A WINNER IS YOU

[rushnerd]

3:11 LOL that was pretty clever

[thefirestarter14]

oh no hitler has summoned an astroid!! i rofled at that

[MrJoshuaSalway1990]

Apparently some players managed to hurt themselves trying to play this game in the arcades. What's that all about? I thought the gloves were supposed to prevent that sort of thing?

Either the gloves weren't very efficient or they (players) forgot to put them on.

[sigma682]

I totally remember this game as a kid, I could never win

[Amaranthus616]

i love that terrorist one....so ironic

[AllHailKingKurt]

I think Sonic Blast Man causes more havoc than he actually saves people, LOL!

[joshies500]

the one where the truck is coming and the babies stroller goes to the road if you punch the truck dont you kill the truck driver anyways LOL

[Karmoon7]

私のパンチを受けてみろ！

WITNESS THE POWER OF MY PUNCH!

[chang84kr]

100% nostalgic. I almost cried.

[Vetuyasha]

OMG! He's one of the playable characters on Puzzle Bobble 3! Respect!

[Martinntoxx]

That's Japan to you.Saving people by killing more people.

[spaminabottle]

chuck norris' round-houses cannot be measured in megatons, only in pain!

[josephskiles]

I played this game when I was a kid, it was awsome. Think it cost a buck to play though.

[m0thie]

Well, I've always loved the game. The idea is great, but yes. It IS weird...

Now, why does he have that clock and that TV / microwave thing on the breastplate of his armor?

[RobochaoXX]

This game is very funny

[KosukeKGA]

Hahaha, Giant Enemy Crab

[kakakakaemer]

You sure showed IT! (Awesome editing BTW; the review was short, to the point, and high-***-ing-larious.) Sorta wished the 999MT punches would've had a different animation... like that atomic bomb clip you had, or vaporizing the horizon or entering a black hole or something.

[Endocrom]

Aw man, you didn't mention that he has B.S. stamped on his forehead ...satelite dish

[4072]

Wow... Subtle...

He saved the woman about to run over by a Train but he also kills hundreds of pasengers INSIDE the train =_=

[DeathAdder83]

Holy Shit! This game is better than Halo 2, Ocorania of Time, Final Fantasy VII, and sex all rolled in to one!

[xrror]

bahahah

Come on man, you have to admit you had a smile on your face at the great cheeze of this game =D

300???! lol. Anyway games like this are great. They review like sh!t, but playing them in person is riotous fun.

[WeirdVideoGames]

@xrror Hey, I never said it was a bad game. Just strange. :)

[xrror]

lol sorry. I never meant to imply bad. Elsewhere on the "Internet" people like to hate games like this. Thing is, if those people ever actually played arcade cabinets like this in person, it's hilarious.

Anyway, +10 for reviewing stuff like this. And... wait... strange. Don't you specialize in weird? =D

[sec0ndevolution]

What with the high-pitched "Ken, tasukete!" and the first boss being a mohawked goon, this was surely inspired by HOKUTO NO KEN?

[blackm4niac]

Thank god, Sonic Blast Man destroyed that evil building

[The100thAttempt]

The sequel is even more hilarious, the cabinet has a camera on it so you can put your own face in the game...

[Mattrules64]

sonic blast man also appered in bust a move '99 and bust a move mulniuem

[deeboy28]

That's cool that it takes place in Chicago!! Nice detail of the city!

[oneinter]

I use to have this on the super famicom. Not as cool as the arcade version with the punching bag.

[DanielBMS]

You should have showed the game over sequence if you fail to destroy the meteor with enough mega tons. It's freaky.

[RocMegamanX]

@DanielBMS

Unfortunately, I can't find footage of that.

[DanielBMS]

Where did this come from?

[RocMegamanX]

@DanielBMS

I wanted to see that game over thing you were talking about.

[firebreathingllama]

He needs to make more videos

[heisanevilgenius]

Don't worry. More are on their way. :)

[ThatPortugueseGuy]

Hit the giant enemy crab´s weak spot for maximum damage!

[OCPrunsthecops]

So let me get this straight.....u destroyed a truck & the truck driver is merely a man caught up in the working class, so u now leave the family fatherless. We also have a building in which I hope only the terrorists were found inside & no innocent ppl. The area looks like Ground Zero in its epic conclusion.........such a controversial game at its best lolz

[v2dav619]

arigato sonic no blasto mana sama... hitler summoned a giant asteroid lol xD

[CidCaldensfey]

Lol I laughed at that too.

[03mrx]

@v2dav619 *arigatou supaa sonikku burasuto man

[v2dav619]

@03mrx wow dude, in a million years would i ever imagine someone a year later would help my figure this out, i can't thank you enough hahahaha! she just says it too fast :S arigatou!!

[03mrx]

@v2dav619 yeah, i couldnt understand too the first i heard it. But the english version flat out says "Thank you Super Sonic Blast Man". so i found out. dou itashimashite!

[kyo221]

falcon PUNCH!

[1983parrothead]

@kyo221 RIDER PUNCH!!

[SamuraiSamFilms]

Heh heh... These videos of yours are pretty funny! Keep up the good work!

[iamsancho]

I miss this game, it used to be all over the place in the mid 90s, they're all probably broken now.

[zae5pm]

it was actually cool game

[Trencher1375]

Awesome review!

[Servonix]

Enough with this 2012 Doomsday junk! Other than that, it's funny how you save the world in this game.

[WeirdVideoGames]

Come on. I can't make fun of the dumbest trend going around?

[Servonix]

What trend? 2012 Doomsday? or how you play this game?

[Servonix]

Plus, Sonic Blast Man is a superhero. Superheroes don't destroy planets, they save them. (unless it's some bad guy infested sort of planet with no good guys on it)

[WeirdVideoGames]

You did see Sonic Blast Man destroying a train to save one woman, a truck to save a baby, and a whole building to stop terrorists, right? Sonic Blast Man is an asshole. All he needs is a shrill-voiced woman to yell for help and he'd blow up a maternity ward.

[ToxGarou]

@WeirdVideoGames Shrill woman: KYA! TASUKETE!

*Sonic Blast Man destroys a maternity ward*

...Goddammit, you must had to say it, didn't you?

[MajorHarvestMoonFan]

@WeirdVideoGames but but but... there was nobody in the truck! D: ... it was driven by ghost

therefore he is a ghost hunter :D