Man vs. Wild - Porcupine Scare

[RareVillagePeople]

BEAR GRYLLS QUOTE: Listen, you've gotta be having a laugh, I'd no sooner do battle with that, blooming great porcupine in that tight tunnel.

[ZanderMckael]

You must be having a laugh, I'm no sooner do that battle with that porcupine in this tight tunnel

2 seconds later....

Ok well i give it a go. LOL its easy to change his mind!

[LikeGamberone]

Bear: Can they run very fast?

African boy: No

*HE LIED!*

[williamwzl]

They speak english? da fuck?

[deraifu]

@williamwzl Missionary's taught them I'd imagine. (Don't know much history about the area sorry)

[Samtheman2001]

0:57 Porcupine Scare!

[LaughOutLoudKristina]

1:05 Isn't that the most awkward position to be in? And if he looked up it would have been more awkward LMFAO

By the way I like how the guy just jumped on top of Bear xD

[Lukfoolery]

0:56 porcupine: Dance bitch dance!!!!!

[jokerisnomak]

Fuck Yeah!

[BossMadOne]

I laughed so hard when they tried to get out of the tunnel at the same time, oh and Africans, you lived there since the dawn of man and you invented a spear and grass hut. Gotta pick up the pace guys.

[gwallace12664]

@BossMadOne you would think they would advance, but with their climate and surroundings it is difficult to even gather enough supply, let alone technology.

[william69952]

hahaha, what a gaylord. he backup like it was burning !!!

[tq3eufiy]

They are so proud of him, it's really cute.

He has blended into their culture!

[Cudderdude]

That porcupine is looking mighty tasty better wash it down with piss

[knorcube87]

Is that the actor of GODS MUST BE CRAZY O.O

[lokalllize]

bet it was them telling bear about drinking elephant shit for water. as a joke

[21gda]

The Africans are just taking advantage of his stupidity and willingness to do absolutely anything.

[KrazyNinjaPanda]

@21gda what are you talking about "his stupidity". I'd like to see you survive in a dense jungle or vast desert, with only your surroundings as provisions.

[neilwilson557]

bear grylls is badass, he killed that Porcupine like a boss

[botchatek]

if i was bear i would be more worried about the multiple teabagging situation involving the foot long cobra dick

[HersheySR71]

Sounds like The Predator!

[streetkiller1795]

Porcupins ain't fast... My ass! I work with the fuckers, If that thing had enough space, it would have turned it's back on him and back-peddled at stupid speeds to depend itself.

[n8tivejay]

shoooot, that little thing is suppose to feed em all?!



[sackrolled2311]

just caught a porcupine... better drink my own piss

[SuperJacker123]

0:56-1:03 LMFAOOOOO!! HAHAHAHAHA

[K1TSON360]

he had his head up a nude african's ass.. but yet he says eating elephant shit is bad

[8281993]

122 dislikes are from peta

[PhantomBlackIce]

1:07 - 1:10 look at the africans ass and look at bears face

[keeperofthecheese]

did he drink its piss after ?

[Upstartkiller101]

It kinda tastes like cheese that's been sitting down for 3 weeks................. but WORSE.

[chrisgsauce]

LIKE A MAWWWWFUCKIN' BAAAAWWWWSE

[MrAlastair10]

Cum on your from donaghadee ...... Just go for it

[Rsunited90]

Us english fucking own

[HarrisonRocks]

@Rsunited90

Correction: Bear Gryll owns. You = Not so much.

[diamonddust97]

Now time to celebrate with some warm piss.

[EAZYmuthaphkkinE]

1:06 move your ass out of my face

[MrNaRwHaL09]

Goes great with a warm glass of piss

[MrSmithyistheman]

they even got some chop sticks lol 

[TycoonsWing]

this is animal cruelty!

[1ZsebastianZ1]

@TycoonsWing learn the difference, theyre killing for the food to fucking live, in the united states or wherever the fuck you live people starve their pets and beat their animals for long periods of time thats animal cruelty.

[aguirreruru]

@TycoonsWing no.... animal cruelty is like torturing them....

[ADyingFetus]

@TycoonsWing Ok then, let's stick you out in the middle of nowhere and let you live. I'm sure you will survive a LONG time with just fruits and vegetables on a few plants. Even though the land is more than likely to be bustling with nice fat animals.

[boytuhab]

@TycoonsWing dumbass

[COVENANT39]

I used to be a baddass like you, but then i took a porcupine to the face...

[ProtEragon]

LMAO This is so mainstream

Let the black man go in first xD

[ElNinoLalibre]

@ProtEragon

lolll

[counterclockwise123]

I totally wanted him to get a face full of porcupine.

[ZombieExoHunter]

0:57 lolololololol

[TheHoips]

I used to do that also, but then i took an porcupine spike to the knee

[MrChallengeLobbys]

black guy: SUCK MA BAWLLS BEAR GRYLLS!

[Crimsonfangg]

All these africans and no one brought a spear?

[veavenkill]

@Crimsonfangg well thats racist

[Crimsonfangg]

@veavenkill Racism's ok as long as its for comedic purposes have you learned nothing from tosh.0?

[Jackly06]

the best top comment i read was " Hey Look, come down with me aka let the black man die first" LMAO. that's funny.

[gringolazlo]

'you've gotta be kidding, getting in this small dark tunnel with a great big porcupine.... ok Ill give it a go' lol bear, u so crazy.

[confess5]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO POOR PORCUPINE!!!!!!

[dmurdockTV]

Even the africans think bear gyrlls is a badass...

[g67kj]

@dmurdockTV HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ItheSwick]

"Do they run very fast?"

*Trollface* "Nooo"

[Steski24PS3]

What makes porcupine's so dangerous? Do the shoot their spikes out at you or something??

[LiarAkiyama]

@Steski24PS3 They can shoot the spines a distance of up to 10 metres.

[HMS564]

@Steski24PS3 Porcupines are COVERED in spikes. The real problem about these spikes is that they are layered but not smooth, so when they dig into your body the little shards dig deeper the more you try to take the spike out meaning you actually have to rip more flesh to get them out. Also even when you take a spike out, if one of the little shards gets into your bloodstream then goodnight, because you'll die in seconds.

[jayjaytrippymane]

Tea bag ! 1:04

[MrHatsAndClogs]

@HowRidiculouz hush smartass,i know xD

[firewings12]

I fuckin Hate those fuckin commerical for this video,

[KillWithFire12]

@firewings12 use adblocker...

[cjkidindahouse]

how do they get haircuts? just wondering are they like away from society or do they live in the woods? how does that african guy speak english?

[gadeela]

@ 0:57..."Ohhhhh shit nigga get the fuck out the way"

[t0mcos]

@gadeela

LOL.

[shamdansham]

can they run very fast?

no.

......... lies.

[Davve941018]

See those natives?

Tons of protein right there.

[MrHatsAndClogs]

SONIC NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[misiurob]

oddworld nest theme hell yeah

[cutieepiee]

Porcupines are horrendous looking creatures.

[ZigZagRunner]

look out predator is in that hole. you must set an elaborate trap using a log, cover yourself in mud to hide from it and make a bow and arrow with exploding arrows. bear grylls is a pussy, i got this.

[DisposableWarrior]

he killed zazoom! noooo!

[jaktan17]

the 70 kill killstreak bear grylls eats all enemy players

[VenomofReaper91]

@jaktan17 Your not funny and Call of Duty sucks..

[samoanbigboy]

@VenomofReaper91 becoz u suk at it

[VenomofReaper91]

@samoanbigboy Because its a noobs game.

[AsgerBasger]

Bear Grylls should be a killstreak in MW3.

[StealthyCarrrot]

@AsgerBasger Top comment fail.

[patrickadamgabriel]

:troll:



[Mastodon704]

One of these days im just gonna go out and kill something and just eat it.

[MyGhost808]

@Mastodon704 its called hunting or fishing lol

[rathmiron]

i missed how he killed it. did he just step on it? and wouldnýt the quills come right through the sole of his shoe?

[foofooc]

i am going to throw up

[TheGunners0304]

wtf!!! THATS ANIMAL CRUELTY!!!!!!

[v4lkyr]

@TheGunners0304

only if you kill the neighbor's dog like this

[olliesteer]

@TheGunners0304 It's the world.

[TheLazZzar]

bear has finally done everything including getting tea bagged by a half naked man

[deathmagnetica]

@TheLazZzar yeah lol

[TheShingamiWar]

which season? and which episode?

[GamerDudeXbox123]

i thought they were naked -.-

[XPKZFIRE]

0:55 I fucking laughed he pushes the black guy down and tries to escape his self

[TheKisame2009]

@XPKZFIRE actually the black guy is pushing the white guy down

[shamdansham]

@XPKZFIRE no he doesn't..

[Thedawgh]

There's a porcupine in there.... better drink my own pee.

[afreakyfrequency]

buttcheacks.

[hdejsupaa]

i have a pet hedgehog...man that was HORRIFYING FOR ME!!!

[CbRoXiDe]

damn that nigger almost jumped straight out the hole in one leap when that porcupine came out meaning business !

[tanyajuge]

@CbRoXiDe he's african dude =__=, dont call him that

[coolhunter3]

@tanyajuge i stopped taking it serious when i realized they call themself niggers in rap music

[tanyajuge]

@coolhunter3 Yeah =__=, thats disappointing, but those are african americans, pure africans(these guys) dont call themselves that, though i understand what you mean

[TheOboynarkomanen]

lool bear got that boys ass in his face xD

[Limjim7]

oh look... thongs (;

[Kahandran]

Dude the african kid t-bagged him! he would be great at halo!

[JustEric1037]

:D when kid was on top of him lls i started saying noo fuckin way dis kids african balls r on his head

[kiokom2]

do you just realise bear gryls have clothes and shoes on?...

and do you realise these african people are barefoot?

use logic... do you step on a Porcupine while you are on barefoot?

[braydenpresber]

@kiokom2 my dad went to africa, he told me because they never wear shoes the skin on the bottom of their foot is like leather, where he went there were scorpions and they stomped on them in bare feet.

[bluesgurugod]

@kiokom2 I do it everyday and TWICE on Sundays!!

[Crusadinn]

@kiokom2 Yes.

[darkx437]

:D!

[KuruptedMontage1]

Its funny how bear gryls is never really afriad of anything but when he saw that big ass porcupine he was like " OH SHIT GET THE FUCK OUT THE WAY " LMAO

[fkthlf]

HOW BIG IS THAT seriously

[KriegerBR29]

Stay tuned for next week episode: Bear will eat a piece of his own buttocks.

[aimanazirul]

1:05 AGIDALTA!

[395obuc]

1:51

this sounds wierd but i kind of want some of that

[AyeEffUmAN]

lmao he was about to put his nuts on his head

[ReTricLaGx]

AHA That African guy was like a monkey !

[AUG351]

PRESS 5

[Damigellashoccata]

Che bastardo

[Stimtastik]

Paramedic..it looks like i have encountered some sort of cave demon.

PORCUPINE BATTLE!

[DRIFTINGIN808]

oh shit, that porcupine just scared this shit out of me. time to drink the africans piss

[dallas2denton]

face full of black ass 1:08

[lakashipu]

Bear Gryll is not human, just look at him, the porcupine just came out of the whole and the African guy was like pussying out and when the porcupine went back into the whole, Bear Grylls immediately went down too to look for it in the whole, like every hungry animal wud had done to eat it ex Lion, Tiger or any Big Lizard.

[Julianooz]

he got a african ass in his face :D

[YRandomVideosY]

0:55 they are dancing ROFL

[xMusicFuzion]

*Insert Piss Joke*

[lazy4295]

Damn nature, you scary!

[nemo220901]

he lied

[sasadeka89]

0:55 3....2...1.... Action! :D

[assa6699]

RRRRRRRRR.....RRRRRRR...

[lilsugamain100]

0:59 that motha fuka shota out to fast african like hold on god dammit RUN

[backfilpmax]

the african at 0:58 is like MOVE

[TheBeastly92]

lol they used the white man as a test dumby for this one

[mikeshizify]

tell you what that was pretty fucking brave if you ask me!

[Sirbennimilessoldi3r]

Me: WHOOOOA get me out of this hole....

Bear: "Stomps" "Spear to da faceeee"

[monkey10030]

@graay94 lmao :P

[Gions54]

fuck advertising

[870MH]

porcupine: "muthaFUCKA get out of my hole!"

[dontbelikedat11]

0:56 lol yeah dance fucker!

[monkey10030]

1:09 bear just got but in the face! :P

[GraaY94]

@monkey10030 yea he can eat most things, but a big black ass is somethin else

[weaksauce11]

T-BAGED

[evernetoPRODUCTIONS]

@Risengrynsgraut get yourown jokes dude

[Jackly06]

This is Fucking hilarious.... I cannot stop laughing!

[HappyHooker83]

Bear Grylls gets eaten by wild niggas!

[cristo976]

I love a bit of porcupine salad me..

[DJAGamxng]

That Porcupine Had Hopes & Dreams.

[skuterixas91]

bear fits just fine with locals

[rottkivanus]

1:08 lol



[bowgun00]

0:56 :DD

[hydenshribby]

"can they run very fast? "no" *trollface*

[VongsterMobile]

Sure theyre clapping at the end, but really theyre saying 'he has f*ing shoes on!'

[Porsiba]

worst case senario parody watch?v=10DXnX86xTs&feature=ch­annel_video_title

[borneo215]

hahahahahaahhahahhahaahahahaha­hahahahahahahaahah that africans asss was all over bears face haahahahahahhahahaahhaahhaahah­aaa

[securum1]

The solution to world hunger, release the Bear!

[WildBuck007]

The brave and bold go into dark and scary places without fear.

The wise send the brave first XD

[Sunlight70]

"You've got to be having a laugh? I'd no sooner do battle with that bloomin' great big porcupine and it's quills in this tight tunnel than... OK, well I'll give it a go". :-) Good old Bear - Balls over Fear every time...

[jamesroot9777]

Here we are cooking the meat with the Africans, better drink my piss.

[RussianMetalhead666]

KILL KILL KILL KILL DIE DIE DIEEEEEEEEE KILL KILL KILL KILL DIE DIE DIEEEEEEE!!!

Pikachuuuu!

[smokintheblaze]

@RussianMetalhead666 LOL Drawn Together.

[RussianMetalhead666]

@smokintheblaze 2 FUCKING MONTH DUDE 2 FUCKING MOOOOONTH!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[MrWelshwookie]

chuck norrises pets pet