Even with a stupid talking tongue, the Chosen One looks more badass then the main character. I've already forgotten his name. For the lead in a martial arts movie, he sure is scrawny and lacking abs and/or pecs.
So what do you guys want to do? I mean we could, get a pizza, or something. Even though you chopped off my foot, oooh that's tender that is tender. Lol!
@Deity1 thats not what he says. it's "so what do you guys want to do? I mean we coud go to movie or get a pizza or something... I don't know.... I do like the ladies! I like 'em! I like-a dem and dey like-a me too.." "MASTA PAIN! err... BETTY!" etc. etc.
shirt ripppa!!!!!!!
CHROMEDA357 1 month ago
at 1:56 i can pretend im a bird. but that would just look stupid and leave my small sensitive balls exposed XD!
skeaneable 3 months ago
Without the "Weuw".
carlistafilipino 3 months ago
YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO BEAT HIM NOW!!!
physchohead24 4 months ago
@1:56 LOL
MilagroVision 4 months ago
Even with a stupid talking tongue, the Chosen One looks more badass then the main character. I've already forgotten his name. For the lead in a martial arts movie, he sure is scrawny and lacking abs and/or pecs.
ziggycurrans 5 months ago
Hahaha! Classic movie a year later I was born.
dogooda12 6 months ago
aye yi yi yi yi!
AnAmericanSkylineNY 6 months ago
ow isnt it bad to look at a candle for a long time?
music4ellen 8 months ago
his steel body is his advantage, even if i get a good blow in.... \o/
budsa11 9 months ago
You have helped me reach
the next level.
And here I was starting to think
you were just a sadistic psycho bitch.
vampireass 1 year ago
Heres a way to beat betty, leap like a freak and take him from the rear and do a reach around with his hands and rip them out.
SexabIe 1 year ago
Shirt Ripper!
rswingman 1 year ago
@rswingman Lol!!!
dogooda12 6 months ago
5:14 My name is Betty, Meeaaaahhhh!
rswingman 1 year ago
Wanna get a pizza or something or we can scope out some chicks 3:30
Charliescene93 1 year ago
1:58 "But that just look so stupid to leave sensitive balls completely exposed."
bakuryu79 1 year ago
You should be able to beat him now!
Razorbat777 1 year ago
@Razorbat777 But you should be able to beat him now!
SSJ4Bass 1 year ago
when the hell are the guys at dragon dynasty gonna convert this movie on dvd or bluray?
Tphras12 1 year ago
in the Kung Pow "outtakes" the voiceover for the scene starting at 5:43 is effin hilarious
SPARKLY ........... SO SPARKLY!
parkesc21 1 year ago
YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO BEAT HIM NOW!!!
kazzzzam101 1 year ago 3
SHIRT RIPPAH!
Stracci99 2 years ago
So what do you guys want to do? I mean we could, get a pizza, or something. Even though you chopped off my foot, oooh that's tender that is tender. Lol!
Deity1 2 years ago
@Deity1 thats not what he says. it's "so what do you guys want to do? I mean we coud go to movie or get a pizza or something... I don't know.... I do like the ladies! I like 'em! I like-a dem and dey like-a me too.." "MASTA PAIN! err... BETTY!" etc. etc.
GothChilde6969 1 year ago
@GothChilde6969 Ya I know I couldn't remember the whole thing and that last half was more what the other guy was thinking. ^_^
Deity1 1 year ago
@Deity1 lol its kool I've seen the movie too many times lol.
GothChilde6969 1 year ago
@GothChilde6969 Did your parents think you were crazy to like it? Lol!
Deity1 1 year ago
@Deity1 no they like the movie too. my dad thinks Betty is awesome, every time we watch it we drink together lol.
GothChilde6969 1 year ago
hahahahaha Kung Pow now i remember hahaha
Nhia89 2 years ago
"YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO BEAT HIM NOW!!
TOHOFIEND54 2 years ago
wow, didn't realize kowpow came from this movie.
yangc10 2 years ago
@yangc10 kung pow, retard.
SexabIe 1 year ago
"Sparkly..... sooooo sparkly..... losing my balance......"
TheHappyColour 2 years ago
YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO BEAT HIM NOW!!
aggrotech 2 years ago 3
i laugh looking at this I can't stop comparing it to kung pow xD!
3:55 "yeaah a tiny net is a death sentence...it's a net and it's tiny!"
PaulLetItBe 2 years ago
wtf r u talkin about?
CarmineDude 2 years ago
the movie kung pow: enter the fist rings the bell?
PaulLetItBe 2 years ago
i know but that part isn't in Kung Pow
CarmineDude 2 years ago
Kung Pow is so funny
funnyman2118 2 years ago
weeeoooweeeee!!!
RustyNex 2 years ago
lol he spins around with fire
BigWh0pper 2 years ago
You killed my family and I dont like that kind of thing!
tollhouse2006 2 years ago
lmfao everyone watchin this to see the comparison of kung pow lmfao you mastered your technique you should be able to beat him now....funny shit
b0b091 2 years ago 2
it's fucking impossible not to compare
arthwr 2 years ago
"Ooohh, so...SPARKLEY!"
FluteGal89 3 years ago
Sorry, what was that? I got everything up to "you should be able to".
ogremagus 3 years ago
LMFAO ...kung pow ...lol
linuxva 3 years ago
at 1:53. i can pretend im a bird. but that would just look stupid and leave my small sensitive balls exposed lol
leprosy1978 3 years ago 27
You should be able to beat him now!!!!
QuickSilverStalin 3 years ago 2
Looks like she helped him reach the next level. And here I was starting to think she was just a sadistic, psycho bitch
rjs9 3 years ago 22
@rjs9 OOODALOOOOWHYYIYIYIYIYIYIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!
GothChilde6969 1 year ago
SHIRT rippa!
sprinter82 3 years ago 5
go crane!
trickedout45 3 years ago 2