How On Earth Is This Physically Possible!?

[HeyItsTRex]

Bicycle kick all day long

[ArmouredLemming]

IVE GOT BUNS OF STEEL!

[zoebiflap]

DO NOT QUESTION THE MIGHTY FOOT!

[DaMasterSarge]

He's walking on his ball of steel, because he's secretly homomoose.

[BWGgy]

He's obviously falling back on his hands.

[SonnytheArcticFox]

Liu Kang's bicycle KICK !

[Drei57]

maybe he's walking on his hands

[areforeverfan]

It's possible because he's duke fucking nukem.

[tnartey]

you do know that one of the boots is coming from his gun, seriously checkpress f7 (i think, its been a long time).

[hectorramirez187]

that's a video from chuck norris's helmet cam. explains everything

[SpikeWolfwood]

Easy. He's riding around on his balls of steel.

[onlinetag]

loooololololololololololololol­

[waffledude111111]

it's possible because it's a computer game.

[Tamanozke]

@waffledude111111: it is?

[WatsupBroh]

Falcon Kick!

[midnightmosesuk]

Russian dancing simulation?

[itchykami]

The duke must have strong arms.

[SnappyPenguins]

I got here from a building demolition video.

^ This is not an invitation to debate 9/11 on this video.

[Tamanozke]

@SnappyPenguins: To be fair, you do demolish a building in stage 2.

[CartCollector]

Oh yeah! Look at cha! You was poppin all of that good shit a second ago, and then you got kicked in yo chest!

[SuperUncleruckus]

I CAN'T TELL WHAT'S FUCKING GOING ON

[cleanloader]

LOL this was funny xD

[Zuon94]

Why does this video have so many dislikes?

[Tamanozke]

@Zuon94: Justin Beiber made 1212 accounts.

[DarkArmedMudkip]

In response to title: It isn't, it's Duke Nukem

[timberw01f]

Duke Nukem and Liu Kang are distance cousin.

[MrsSnatch69]

Road house

[BOWBoy2001]

how did i get here from "Worst Bank Robber Ever"?

[BraiRai]

gotta love ps3 lol...

[QFizzle1992]

answer to title question: it's called "too-old-school-of-a-game-for-­imposibility-to-give-a-damn".

[SpreadingDARKNESS]

duke uses his ass to kick ass and chew bubblegum

[iFoxyFox]

ITS DUKE FUCKING NUKEM THATS WHY!!!!!

[MockEmpire]

oh my god i am laughing so hard

[SuperNinja221]

well seeing as duke is so cool he just sits back and kicks the fuck outta aliens

[MaxPayneIzRudog]

Duke is jumping on his ass.

[dillanrivet]

your obviously controlling chuck norris.

[TheTomhamilton8]

and?!

[bparker65]

That's the thing about video games. --- they're not real.

[TheNonshalanto]

There are only 2 things Duke cares about. 1. Hot Babes, 2. Kicking Ass. My favorite Duke Nukem game is Zerø Høur.

[guynamedoliver]

ALIENS

[pecklepants02]

hey can i use this in a game countdown?

[Tamanozke]

@pecklepants02: If you link back in the video description, sure.

[kayetto]

THIS IS A RUSSIAN DANCE!!!

[1029Itachi]

He's actually bouncing on his huge nut-sack like in South Park! (T_T)

Thus, making easy to front kick with both feet at the same time! (^_^)

[SNESosT]

Looks like someone needs a changing.

[Norlanglenr]

Chuck Norris Mode Engaged! XD

[Aragiss]

Duke is standing on his enormous boner, thats how

[InfectedGuppy606]

@Aragiss He's like a fucking clam! i mea- oh geez i'm just not going to say it.

[TankardAddiction]

i knew he could fly without a jetpack

[youdontknowxpand]

lol, 2D sprite characters in a 3d game... Oh man games back then were the best!

[deadlypoo55]

Guess who taught Liu Kang the bicycle kick.

[SnitchesonHitlist]

dontcha know that duke has a third leg? it is his Nukem. Also, it looks like Duke is preggy and gettin da baby out! Sat. 10/8/2011 17:02 sick did dishes n vaccume mom halloween decorations

[Romkunis]

2 legs, and? he has the 3rd one in the middle, silly people...

[arkbuble]

liu kang?

[anden191]

Zohan!

[MultiFab14]

Chest legs?

[thedocumentarian]

Oh, that's actually Chuck Norris. Chuck could always kick with both legs and walk at the same time.

[trollkiller13]

Because he's duke fucking nukem

[Frazer985]

he had a jet pack on listen

[goshtamoshta]

I dont see how this was physically impossible... he was walking with his hands obviously...

[Wasthatafattygrunt]

forever kicking

[wks1978]

He's walking on his hands.

[HUNTERII7]

Zohan!

[Thomsedrengen]

its the Kung Lao (From Mortal Combat) bicycle kick! - Very long edition.. jumping! ye..

[leviathan6661984]

@Thomsedrengen Liu kang,not kung lao

[leviathan6661984]

@Thomsedrengen Liu kang,not kung lao

[iamcrimsonspecter2]

They took the third person view mode option off due to the fact watching Duke jump around on his ball sack at the time was deemed unfit.

[gralkses]

ok, here's teh explenation: IT'S DUKE NUKEM

[TheSpong3bob]

thats y its a video game guys, come on now lol

[MsAllwahsh]

he is doing it with his hand ..... :P 

[JonFFavale]

So they finally made a video game about Chuck Norris?

[k1ngTony]

this is duke

[nealey2k7]

anything is virtually possible

[ALTOCRACK]

u haxor

[Toca91]

Achievement got: Chuck Norris boots.

[shamrockduck]

He's walking on his hands....simple.

[thizzin909]

DUMB VIDEO + INTERESTING TITLE =  706,888 Views.

[Exsentric]

duke nukem does not believe in the law of physics, therefore, they do not apply to him.

[atticus0206]

He uses his dick as a pogo stick.

[0hm4g3]

this is the first video that i liked which has less than 1:1 like/dislike ratio

[ZRFtheNextGen]

How is he getting a long like that? Butt bouncing?

[bioskyline]

like a boss!



[renegade1179]

Easily explained -> Chuck Norris

[sikproductions1221]

Liu Kang can do this in Mortal Kombat.

...

Of course, he isn't Duke Nukem.

[Bigbaddragonguy]

Tantrum Mode Activated. Please Standby while Duke has a tantrum because there are no girls around.

[Tamanozke]

@Bigbaddragonguy: ^ Funniest comment in forever.

[JoNniixD]

@Tamanozke Duke Nukem can do everything!!

[Nuudom]

chuck norris does this every morning before breakfast

[ADD1CT3ED]

i can do this.

[Chrisg95122]

i remember when i used to do this then id rest up and play this game

[Dinkydau00]

I used to do this, aaalll the time. Best glitch evar

[kawasakikx250ff]

this game and wolfenstein (PC version) are the best games for PC

[NanoSuitUser059]

We meet again 240p.

[Sublev]

LOL at Duke Nukem bicycling kick the aliens

[deadfishy666]

Duke is badass. You are just jealous!

[archerbabyy]

why do people play this?

[CMRDIvan]

What? You mean you guys CAN'T run around using your ass? Oh... well...

[Artline577]

Protip: duke has a jetpack

[alexander1485]

omfg, something chuck norris can't even do!

[HaiGuy1337]

I TRIED THAT ALREADY AND IT DID NOT WORK!

[vlindsio]

Rah rah Rasputin!

[calundaMAJAKA]

bicyclekick

Invented by LuiKang

Perfected by Duke

[jawbraeka]

@calundaMAJAKA wowowowowoowowowowowowoowowowo­

[BrEnNo1023]

"not being able to do this in DNF pisses me offff"

[BasilZero]

LOL

[Krogoth04]

correct me if I'm wrong, but duke nukem 3d must have been the first shooter to utilize a melee button ever :O

[kevgmei]

:/

[OuroborosChoked]

How is it possible? Ask Liu Kang.

[TitanicMasta]

He's Duke Nukem, he does whatever the f*ck he wants!

[C4P1T4L15M]

@TitanicMasta fuck

[YuhStoopid]

hahaha! i lol'd the whole way throught the video

[JonyBoy051]

imposible is not on duke nukem dictionary

[dany68headhunter]

He is Duke Nukem, he can do everything!!

[AuralVirus]

Dukes got ass muscles he can run with

[Kapradi89]

"How On Earth Is This Physically Possible!? " Easily. Duke just have four legs.

[SerbianDukePwnage]

Everyone please join duke nukem's website dukenukem3d . co .nr im saying that because this site is for true dukers :)

[wavular]

crappiest game out there.

[DooManiak3818]

@wavular Still better than MW2!

[ThatCatstabber]

Nothing is impossble for Duke Nukem

[l0ffhax]

...and duke turns out to be a russian dwarf oO

[will12020]

Bicycle kick.

[jacobhalomac]

its because duke rocks he can do whatever he wants

[AdamTheDroog]

He's walking on his ass, isn't that obvious?

[DreadGrim]

hey he does have a PHD in kickin ass

[blahblahoww123]

it's not physically impossible, he was just walking on his hands! HE'S DUKE NUKEM!

[younggunsfan]

AWW SHEET. Dukes gone all Liu-Kang on eveyone

[Nick3889]

didnt you know duke has 2 invisible legs

[MercerDaAwesome]

It is possible. Bicycle kick, anyone? Lol.

[CherryBlossomRed08]

"might foot engaged" sorry having played crysis i lol'd at that

[TheCommanderNZ]

eduke32

[tomhas10]

duke's so bad ass he doesn't even need legs to walk!!!

[DirtyOxyClean]

you can not like duke its physically impossible

[Tamanozke]

@DirtyOxyClean: I'm the impossible man. B-)

[pumphouse00]

@Tamanozke and also the gay man

[lucasnooker]

@DirtyOxyClean u serious? duke is the king! :D

[Stingray7667]

the mighty boot

[dEEtOx702]

Actually Chuck Norris can do this it has been proven, except he doesn't run with his hands he uses his but cheeks.

[Mexiqtioner66]

How is it possible?

IT's Duke Nukem! thats why

[TheFistMarine]

its a video game. everything can happen in video games. plus that in atomic edition this has been fixed.

[YINGAI1995]

he is using his hands......as legs

[elfirebrand]

actually you can play the game using an emulator called Xebra

[ivangelion030366]

It's the Zohan!! :D

[Matolg]

He is liu kang

[mrjmorson]

Duke Nukem has worms

[msbfd]

He's floating on a fart jet

[darkmagic104]

ITS NOT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE ITS A GAME GLITCH !!!!!

[Tamanozke]

@darkmagic104: HOOOLLLLYYYY CCRRRAAAAAPPPPP!!!!

thanks i didn't know that

[saturn0660]

@darkmagic104 It's Duke... Nothing is impossible with him.

[alfonsopwns]

I didn't know Liu Kang was the new Duke Nukem

[guitarzerohero54]

what emulator is this

[Tamanozke]

@guitarzerohero54: No emulator. An actual Windows port. Look for XDuke. Even has online play if you get the right tools with it.

[creation700]

@Tamanozke yooo i have this game but i never play it cause i dont like when ugly things just fly in the air and pot out of garbage cans and come fomr burning things but i have this game last time i ever played it was for 1 hour 5 years ago

[ElNugento91]

i never realised how much duke nukem looked like doom

[Tamanozke]

@RidgeRacerLord: Well, it came out finally. So we stopped crying for five minutes.

...however we're crying that it sucked really really badly.

[ChaosZack08]

The text responses to this video as well as the uploader comments are hilarious.

[ermestosobalatronca]

russian dance

[MrDnB89]

It's not real, that's how

[TheGNUfan]

He's using his dick as a pogo stick.

[EidoKage]

but...CHUCK NORRIS can do that with he's eyeys closed

cuz HE'S CHUCK NORRIS

[TomLocura]

hahahaha funny stuff

[mb433]

Duke Nukem makes Liu Kang look like a bitch

[zmileyman]

well strangely enough... that happens to me quite a lot...it is,i agree, a clever way to walk/hover/Russian dance...but i'll tell you how to do that another time...anyway its those Hoody Chavs... cant even eat your Saturday night kebab in peace...SO OUT COMES THE 'GUN'......MAKES THEM RUN...leave my chillies alone

[extremeeric5]

I think he is walking on his hands.

[SoulOnDeparture666]

possible because he was bouncing along on his giant balls, so he could kick with both feet

[MrLotus2035]

Used to play this years ago with my brothers, made me laugh a lot thanks. :-)

[zBattzy]

Jet Li.

[visiousgodofwar]

duke nukem forever looks like crap wtf r u smoking

[Tamanozke]

@visiousgodofwar: pot. want some?

[drew32091]

@Tamanozke hehe i do!

[visiousgodofwar]

@Tamanozke GIVE ME POTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT­TTTTTTT

[ikillkamperz]

STOP WILE YOU CAN DONT WAIST 57 SECONDS OF YO LIFE

[Tamanozke]

@ikillkamperz: people on 56k will waste 57 minutes of their life.

either way, lol

[SodomGomorrahWaDC]

@Tamanozke That doesn't make any sense at all, jackass. Just because a connection is 56k doesn't mean a 57 second video will take 57 minutes to load. Where did you get your math from? Dumbass.

[Tamanozke]

@SodomGomorrahWaDC: maybe i was being sarcastic and took his number and turned it into minutes disregarding completely the number before the "k" on the diial up connection I compared it to.

Where did I get my math? Out of my ass.

[Jizu16]

Liu Kang's bicycle kick

[Jizu16]

@Jizu16 lol, theres alreadya ton of people who joked about that, don,t you ever read the comments before posting?

[rkfaithfulblade]

@Jizu16 Lol @ you for flaming yourself. +1

[TheCardTurner]

obviously he's walking with his hands :P

[Airsoftkid212]

well first you gotta run on your hands...

[Slickmic333]

Its because Duke Nukem trained under Liu Kang.

It was the teachings of the "Mighty Boot" that Liu Kang developed his Bycycle kicks...

So in short, Duke Nukem is to be blamed for Liu Kang kicking so much ass!

[Dialupdefender]

In Duke Nukem, you Polka your way to victory.

[CenSilver]

Dude, You're lookin' like a cricket on drugs or steroids or something... XD

[CyberAkumaZero]

Obviously, Duke Nukem is secretly Liu Kang in disguise! BICYCLE KICK!