Mass Effect 2 - Krogan Lover

[JoeyJoeJoe5000]

I....REALLY hate the Asari...I'm sorry, I just can't help it.

[TheBIOPRINCE]

"Leave eternity Un-embraced" lol

[Necrosis527]

my favorite krogan besides wrex

[asseeninYOURDREAMS]

embrace eternity!

[knails]

Krogans are time lords!!!! eeeeee

[Saggamawuat]

actually, you find them at tuchanka, where she finds out she's not welcome there but he's so in love he doesn't care about it.

[Blackemperess]

awwww that was so cute! I think I overlooked this, can't remember. :D

[valleproductions]

I really don't like when people move their character in circles just to show you that they can press WASD in many different ways.

[DrodGamer117]

@valleproductions or they can move a stick.

[ubertuber3d]

This is proof that Bioware games are aimed at teenagers.

[deathwatch1980]

@ubertuber3d hoq you figur that? there are plenty of 'adults' i know who would be helpt be that kind of advice

[TheBerylfly]

Can you somehow complete this mission (with positive outcome for a krogan) as a renegade?

[DrodGamer117]

@TheBerylfly Nope.

[sjcobra84]

John Shepard...THE NEXT DR PHIL..DR SHEPARD has a nice ring to it

[psychicllamakiller]

Seriously, this guy is so adorable :D

[psychicllamakiller]

I want to hug that krogan now :3 AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWWH <3

[RosetteandChrono]

"He said he'd love our girls no matter what color they were.." *sigh* <3 <3

[will3pr]

They had the weirdest sex soon after.

[mujuma]

Hes so sweet... "Let our three hearts beat as two".

[Syryu]

You know Shepard if the whole savior of the Galaxy thing doesn't work out, you have a bright future as a relationship consular

[KittyWillCutYou]

@Syryu

indeed.

[EricBarbman]

Enjoy your stay on Tuchanka, miss.

[CodesterTheRoadster]

The first gay krogan romance

[HappyIsFleeting]

@CodesterTheRoadster Are you a bit daft?

[OV3RK1LL3R65]

0:07 - 1:19

Shepard is mesmerized by the beautiful poetry, and spins until he has reached enlightenment.

[paladyn12]

omg this krogan and the politie krogan Losing mind...Taking direct control

[TheRome111]

Next we're going to see a krogan telemarketer

[Captainofbadasssquad]

I'm a heterosexual male, and this Krogan won me over!

[BloodyFatalis]

After you complete this mission, you can actually find the couple in front of the ship on Tuchanka.

[Idiotsbrother]

If there is ever a mass effect mmo

Im being KROGAN! :3

[Fearfulcrawdog]

@Idiotsbrother being a Krogan? i'm with you man but with all the raciest S.O.B.S in the game its a heavy risk but the priiiiizzzzzzzzeeeeeeee

[sjcobra84]

LOL. that was funny, sweet, and cute. in a weird sort of way. Sheppard helping ppl with relationship advice. GO SHEPPARD (3

[Doofe2012]

2:28

Damn, he's a keeper.

[Starscream3352]

BLUE ROSE OF ILLIUM

[Larfe517exe]

you know you're a loser when a character from a video game that isn't even rally important has more game than you

[Hyeesa]

@Larfe517exe No, not really. Not when your character screwed allmost everyting alive with two legs, and sometimes not even that discriminating. Umm, have you ever played the witcher? :)

[Larfe517exe]

@Larfe517exe

nope

[headcrabwarrior6161]

i suddenly want to know what happens afterwords

[naierer]

@headcrabwarrior6161 If you travel to Tuchanka afterwards you'll see the couple there

[Zizerx11]

My god, its the krogan version of Poe!!

[shannonshallbemine]

I would let wrex whack me in the face with his quad, then I would let him cum in my mouth and i would swallow

[RighteousPsycho]

If you help them get back together you see them on Tuchanka.

[TheAshleigh1994]

Honestly... that's some of the most funniest shit i've seen in Mass Effect:P

[velmuvelho]

I found this scene amusing. The asari says his poetry (or reciting) is awful, but I thought it was pretty good. I guess I just don't know poetry too well. Can anyone who knows poetry tell whether it really is bad or not?

[TheCrazyGTV]

@velmuvelho dude its the future whats good poetry to us probably sucks ass to them i mean come on in the future they probably have machines they put kids into so they can learn a years worth of material in like 2 hours actually thats a good fuckin idea why cant we make that !!

[enterprise0709]

@weeblez1994 havn't seen him. Playing right now, at Tuchanka right now.

[CervarianMusic]

Does the "Alien Poetry" remind anyone else of a Hitchiker's guide to the galaxy?

[SesshReincarnated]

I'd marry him.

[FoolsGil]

Charr is officially my favorite minor ME character. lol

[CircusofPython]

Reciting poetry to an Asari.

Heavy risk. But the prize.

[LucienZakhaev]

Aw, this is the most adorable thing I've ever seen.

[LookieHippie]

Aww, that is so adorable!

[escondite]

arggghh omg stop moving around you're like my boyfriend when we play vid games

[xXSoulessniperXx]

Asari: Charr......im breaking up with u

Charr: U DONT HAVE THE QUADS TO TRY o.0

[Flybane]

"Leave eternity unembraced" LOL

[RIGENSTEIN]

after dragon age and the two mass effects, is official, I dont care if the guy is called Hawke, after all the couples and romances, I will call my character Dr.Love

[Lostprophetzzz]

aww how sweet, what lovely poe-ASSUMING CONTROL!!

[Grant691]

It's hilarious how Charr starts trying to talk over them when Shepard starts talking the Asari

[kasuskasus]

Don't forget to go to the Krogan homeworld (Tushanka?) after you reunited these two lovebirds. They're there talking by the landing zone and it's sugar sweet.

[Arcterion]

Rofl, I loved this part. :D

[Jelloinc]

I can see this is Illium, but every time I pass there, he isnt. How can I find him?

[ZaChKiLlSiNhAlO]

@Jelloinc probably after you finish game or before whichever

[BlackDart94]

the krogans voices almost sound like the elites in halo

[JetAge96]

If you tell her to merry him you can see them on tuchanka standing next your shuttle

[SuperTyrant20]

I remember having the biggest lol when I past by Char for the first time and heard him reciting that poetry,I was like"is that a freaking KROGAN?"

[Alishondra]

I want a Wrex romance in ME3 xD

[CashemereLoco]

@Alishondra

O_O

[fresca9990211]

@Alishondra O_<

[JPMHUDProductions]

@Alishondra It would be kinda like this: Shepard. Wrex. SHEPARD!! WREXX!! OHHH SHEPAAARD!!! OHH WREX!!

[SuperTyrant20]

i though all krogan were brutes XD

[Malachayas]

@SuperTyrant20 ever looked up "Politest Krogan" on the Youtube search function?

[Dirtyblue929]

Three Hearts?

[Corvus54]

Krogan have two hearts.

[lue005p]

and four balls

:)

(no shit garrus says it in mass effect 1)

[snoman99991]

Yeah! Way to kick him in the quad!

I love that line.

[funfunfun60]

@Corvus54 And 4 balls



[TyranusRex721]

@Corvus54 and four balls.

[Corvus54]

@Corvus54

Odd, I don't even remember why I said this.

[HybridLouis]

@Corvus54 3 even :P

[HORSEZOX]

@Corvus54 along with four testicles..

[AsuraDyaus]

Don't you 've the feeling you were ruining his poetry with your Mickeal Jackson performance in middle of him and his beloved?

(Or maybe you improved it....mmmm.) *thinks harder*

[PlushieMutant]

Dear god...That was the most adorable thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

Oh Shepard you overly curious twat, time to save the world, one relationship at a time.<3

[jwl665]

@PlushieMutant 69 thumbs up. *giggle*

[lewis4642011]

@PlushieMutant in the lair of the shadow broker dlc you can watch a vid of the krogan hitting her..not so adorable :/

[shoemy89]

@lewis4642011 I'm pretty sure whatever krogan that was, was hitting the reporter. ...Along with a few other people that did.

[sjcobra84]

@PlushieMutant more like saving the universe. One relationship at a time. :3

[SuperMegaCyrus]

wait..what

[vc180191]

Whats wrong? Interspecies is common in Mass Effect 2, even the main charecter is susceptible to it, half of the romance interests arent human (Drell, Turian and Quarian), also Shephard receives a breeding request from a Krogan if Shephard kills the Thresher Maw, finally your Yeoman Kelly shows an interest in everyone that comes aboard, regardless of Gender or Race. You can even have a suicidal relationship with Morinth, who will kill you partway through it, ending with a critical mission failure

[SuperMegaCyrus]

I know, it was a joke dood