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  • English womans haha you can't find uglier ones.

  • @TheCameltotem They're Australian, mate.

  • thats bullshit how can that shit ute be 2nd and skyline well of course its 1st

  • so the women 'dahwn undah' prefer a man who drives a car liking of some garbage that I'd create in an underground street racing video game? Sorry, but I'd prefer to avoid an STD.

  • WTF! what sort of ausie pronounces nissan as nissaaaaan

  • MGB ftw!!! and I actually own one :)

  • skylines hideous

  • The Nissan is just...ugh...Where are some real luxurious cars like Jaguar,Aston Martin,Ferrari or Lamborghini?

  • NESSAN, faggots

  • Nissan Skyline for LIFE !

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  • that skyline is amazing...

  • Freakin Daddy issues.

  • Butterface chicks!!! Ugly broads!!!

  • it's funny cause they are ugly!

  • I thought the top comments were harsh before viewing the vid. You know typical virgin keyboard jockeys downplaying looks to compensate for their inadequacy. They are actually....quite right...what on earth is top gear thinking with this....

  • wtf is a teayota kluger

  • You obviously want to avoid all these cars if you want to attract hot women, not butter faces

  • No luxury car at all :O , only fucking ricers and dumbfuck cars

  • ugly men! GTR ftw . .

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  • GTR wins again :D

  • At least the women have to be hot..

  • I bet...the aussie women's watch a lot of "the fast & furious"...

  • I drive a bimmer and I don't care what the women on this show think, its what I like that governs at the end of the day. Accordingly, if I had a choice of these four cars I'd pick the Porsche in a heartbeat, drive out with it, no qualms or any doubts, just a big smile on my face knowing at the end of the day that it would get me the most women out of the four cars despite what this survey says...

  • UGLYGIRLS!

  • what the fack!

  • I rather have the GTR over all those hags.

  • @PrisonPlanetChannel Yeah.. but you can't.. :))

  • Damn I didn't realise I had the top comment, there should be an email to your inbox when your comment reaches top.

  • How lame is this! This has nothing to do with Top Gear!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

  • these are the worst subjects

  • skyline of course power reliabilty and looks

  • They're all ugly haha

  • just give me the cars.:) forget those girls.:)

  • the english show is way much amuzing

  • i knew the gtr was a bittie catcher

  • That skyline ewww.

  • Man top gear aus is a joke its so fucking boring as much as I hate to admit

  • I would rather watch the american top gear than this

  • Women are idiots... proven by liking people who drive Skylines with plastic glued onto them.

  • top gear australia garbage

  • Um, its not very often you see a GTR like that.

  • Ausi chicks have weird taste. As much as i love the skyline, the one in this video is ugly as shit and you would get slapped for driving it here in the states.

  • holy shit i can't understand thouse australian's , its funny how they talk sorry .

  • welcome to top gear australia 

  • when he says girls.. he means old woman right?

  • they r all 40 and fat

  • @shazaibbiazahs Just the way I like em'. lol

  • You are FREAKING KIDDING ME! I wonder if the results would be the same in the UK. I bet they would change. No way I'd get a skyline.

  • Who does understand a womans brain?

  • surely its australian women attracted to men, he said it the other way round.

  • If this is for Australians it should be which cars attract sheep, surely!

  • @terrortorn

    can you explain what the fuck you mean by your stupid comment???

  • @leftylethborg What? Were you born on the Moon? The only man who has never heard a sheep shagger reference.

  • @terrortorn

    are you suggesting that due to Australia's large sheep population that we fuck sheep??

    if us Aussies did fuck sheep (we don't) wouldn't you get a sheepman or half man half sheep in fact you wouldn't even get that you would just get a disappointed sheep...

    there's lots of sand here in Australia i guess that would make us sand fuckers also??

    the sheep fucker reference

    actually comes from Australia used to mock New Zealand wheres there's - ten sheep to every person.

  • @leftylethborg Actually the reference is older than that, much older. And considering you have 85 million sheep and 22 million people pretty apt. Iv'e seen Wolf Creek. It must get very lonely in the outback.

  • @

    lol i wouldn't know man i live in Sydney we could belt insults back at one another all week but im thirsty and need a beer

    have a good one mate peace :)

  • fuck, these guys make us aussies look stupid, he should have just gone to the beach for girls, not some hidden away inbred town

  • top gear australia and top gear usa sucks

  • DAMN COPYCATS

    TOP GEAR UK--SIMPLY THE BEST

  • Only Top Gear UK

  • @kos605 It's Top Gear Australia not Top Gear UK (accent & attitude is completely different)

  • the cars are way hotter than the women wich is easy in this case :P

  • No Aston Martin?

  • TOP SECRET gold R33 nice

  • The Skyline won? Beter double check the science then :)

  • one more time skyline win.........

  • woof woof woof woof woof. they were some ugly ass hoes

  • It's the complete opposite in real life.

  • I feel like this study was lacking numerous control factors. Even the color of the car could have produced different results.

  • this is so wrong its not even funny! this isnt what people think at all

  • Wtf there isn't 1 single good looking woman in that group

  • @sonny0986 Welcome to Australia.

  • @sonny0986

    sorry mate, australian girls are generally too fat! hahaha

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  • This video is bs, but i only clicked it because I saw the 911 GT3 in the pic.

  • Only works for woman in Australia that's for sure

  • Unsurprisingly, there doesn't seem to be a logic pattern in women's thinking.

  • @psychdoggg Does men?

  • i wanna see the guys in Top Gear UK and US do this! the women in these 2 countries are quite different than in Australia. i wanna know what car to get here in the states HAHA

  • why does women choose Skyline..>> everytime the valves blow off, it sounds something like orgasms. everytime the car jump of the road a little, they will get up-skirt.

  • Always the imports. Bodykit+soundsystem=winning. Works for me.

  • This is interesting.

    I guess 154 women didn't find this video so interesting.

  • O hey, I can't say Toyota...

  • So a old man drives GTR will attract women, why not put my grandma on the corolla? she will look hot!

  • shit version of top gear, its a bit like fifth gear just the bullshit version

  • bullshit!! just get ferrari, n get tank, n be a d*ckhead, you'll be a chick magnet for 100% sure

  • 50 women who id never want to have sex with....real useful guys

  • @kemp10

    LOL squared

  • If you're relying on your car to get girls then you're fucking hopeless anyway.

  • whatz about maserati granturismo!!!/?????

    its sexiest than most of those women

  • This was awesome, I was considering an 80's Porsche like a 930 turbo. However I'm 29 and would probably be best matched out of all the guys to Beach Boy Brad although I wear a T-shirt usually. My g/f said if I get a Porsche it will look like I cheat on my g/f or wife. So I opted for a Mazda RX-7 (FD) instead. But I also own a classic Datsun 240z - which I would hope would score better than a shitty MG - I knew nobody would like those.

  • andy looks like a douche in the porsche, the girls can see an easy target to manipulate

  • They shouldve put sensors on their vaginas

  • LOL, Ask any woman in a bar how many guys she has been with! She'll say 2! :)

  • The Nissan needs less shit 'gt wing' and better rims...shit stereotypical styling FTL.

    At least pick a decent looking R33 boat instead of some ugly, shit early-mid 2000's styled one.

    Fuck

  • old people really look good driving older cars...actually..

  • i have a nissan gt-r and my brother has an audi r8 and i think the r8 is prettier but girls have more appealing to my gtr (im skinny, mybrother = perfection) idont know why!

  • @cosmo440043 and i have a Lamborghini reventon.

  • Im a tradie and my misses loves my SS, they needed a modded SS or XR8, The tradie should of done well then, DAMN SCIENCE!!

  • this is shithouse

  • this is shit

  • I look like the Tradie... im Fucked...

  • fapping to the gtr

  • anyone know the techno song they played?

  • Poor Davo.

  • yea thats just fucking retarted. line all those cars up and make it a bit interesting. fuk sake who decides what goes on this show?

  • LOL!!! Best prog I've seen of TG OZ (not that I watch it much, though)

    But more seriously, my first ever word was "AUTO"; cars are an intimate part of me. Yet UNCONSCIOUSLY I ALWAYS INTUIT WHAT MY IDEAL WOMAN WOULD THINK OF A GIVEN MACHINE.

    But it does matter WHAT SORT OF WOMEN one cares about. None of these women seem to be a) cultivated b) educated c) funny. I don't think I could be friends and hence couple with them. So this "test" isn't representative for me.

    Kudos on TG OZ, though!

  • i liked it. just because is funny.

  • 143 People don't have Skyline's ;)

  • Lukey old man sexy(;

  • Those results are fucking retarded. None of it make any fucking sense!

  • this is so awkward without clarkson or may/hammond

  • @Lotrioni ikrrr?

  • you need an asian guy in a asian car (skyline)

  • what a load of crap, the kinds of women who are attracted to you by the type of car you are driving are most likely to be shallow bitches and wont worth your time.

  • Their is NOW WAY, that that OLD skyline, OLD crapy ute (the new VE ones are cool)

    and a kluger, will help you pull more girls the a Porsche.

    If i was going to the pub with the goal of pulling a girl and getting lucky, and could take any of those cars, it WOULD BE THE PORSCHE, no question about it.

  • @wever333 same out of all these cars they should of put a xy gt

  • silly Australia.

  • bullshit lol

  • The Aussie try to say: Nissan Won!!!!! Go For Nissan !!! Nissan is cheap as

  • That skyline looked terrible

  • ahahah the GTR won!

  • proves that no one can figure out how women will react

  • Skyline the best fuck u all haters .

    Go drive a old jag into a river

    While i drift away with my bitch .

    Hahaha

    Fuck porche

    Fuck all those othet fag cars

    Go skyline :-)

  • That has to be the worst example of a P plater wog, seriously

  • cars are subjective to different people, even women, i hate , HATE , all porsches, so do alot of women, while some like commodores, like i said, it's not the car itself, but a whole image women are attracted to,

  • And all women answer the question ohh looks and money dont matter... YEAH RIGHT.

  • quite good show. i dont care what top gear at least it can speak english and has humor. not that fast lane show thing... good show australia

  • the old man buy the porsche for himself not for bitchess

  • Women have brain activity?

  • haatch!?? what? what happend to the h sound?

  • Complete and utter bullshit.

  • Shame it doesnt say "Cars which attract attractive women" since they are all dogs

  • r33ftw!

  • @daniel761 You obviously haven't seen the American version.

  • In Auz, women make even less sense

  • @daniel761 Yes, but despite that I still laughed out loud when the presenter said, "...we now had enough results to make some sweeping generalizations."

    Yeah, i'm a bit tipsy.

  • This is similar to Brainiacs. LOL

    

  • could they use uglier women or older women maybe if the fucking australians had a brain they get some hot girls instead

  • No M3 or E55???

  • @PUREAAMERICAN i had an e55 back in 05, i loved it <3

  • s2000?

    

  • @troyveilside They said "Attract", not "Make men into"

  • fuck ya nissan skyline are madd

  • What the fuck is a nisseen skyline GT-R?! damn aussies!

  • Sounds like the electodes where placed on backwards mate? skyline over a Porsche? comon now

  • yes, the girls like tuning cars with power

  • hahahhah XD Big Jim definatly knows how to turn women on XD.

    no matter if its the R33 Skyline or that old ute, the GT3 Porsche or even that MG heheheheeh ole Big Jim is the king of chick magnets

  • WHY A SKYLINE!!! Top Gear UK would do this with (more) FUN (they haven't got) and they would let the Porsche 911 GT3 win, simply because it's the best! And they've got better presentors with (more) FUN!

    Last tip: don't get Australian 'girls' for a serious test: THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT'S RIGHT!!!!!!!

  • I think they have sample size issues. Not enough people to get a conclusion, the results were all over the place.

  • this is crap

  • grandma always vote for grandpa!!!

  • i dont know if it just me.. but that accent makes me want to fucking harm myself!!!

  • Screw my attractiveness... I'd get the Porsche :P

  • scientific proof: women are superficial

  • R33 SKYLINE YEAH!

  • 4:27 Skyline GTR, 1:31 toyota, 2:10 MJB roadster, 3:19 Porche GT3

  • gt3 is way better

  • how did aus get a mg

  • Automatically this video is inert as you showed a Porsche you blithering idiotic fool.

  • ti bet anybody money that i get more girls in a porsche gt3 than any skyline because they think u got money.......porsche all the way

  • Keep trying boys, the UK boys would have made that a lot funnier. The sad thing is they're getting old, fast - season 16 only had 6 eps, so I'm counting on you guys to pick up the ball and run.

  • lol aussie chicks like ricers?

  • the girls are VERY ugly and the hosts are VERY bad...

  • rubbish!

    

  • wow riced out GTR skyline

  • @maxnanabas09 wtf do you think it is in the first place you twat!

  • @maxnanabas09 that surprises me the most.

    In the world of aussie hoon racing the R33 Skyline GTR is an idol to many of those young ones out there i mean common imagine somebody in Top Gear Australia turning up in a suped up V8 Commodore sedan.

  • uk top gear in much better

    twats

    

  • uk top gear in much better

  • scientific proof: all women are money grabbing hoes