Backstroke Of The West

[r61425]

Your dead period arrived teacher.

[r61425]

1:05 XD No wonder my kung pao chicken tasted like dog.

[Brittonbubba137]

the last one one is "Do not want" which became an internet meme.

[ilikeamazon]

Once the captions reach "The third gathers", everything goes downhill.

[IsellproPAIN]

Only guarantee my cuckoldry the safety. wat

[ShuyinEnix]

wow this is ,,,,hmmm i dont even

[BlackLionFilms]

"He big in nothing important in good elephant".

What the fuck is that supossed to mean. 

[Mandos10240]

Google翻譯真的不會翻譯中文...

[ForsakenMantra]

I have this same DVD, my friend got it from some backwoods place in China.

[notorioustim10]

Smelly boy...

[HoratioAvalon]

DO NOT WAAANT

[MrDrGrotesque]

pregnancy? pregnancy.

[whittakerchambers]

They must think fuck means something else...

[kokoinmars]

I for one, welcome our new mongoloid overlords.

[ODSTrangers]

He is in my behind!

[SJM1977]

Speaker D: They are just a flock of to fish for fame its person

Allah Gold: You can say that again.

Que?

[SJM1977]

Speaker D: They are just a flock of to fish for fame its person

Allah Gold: You can say that again.

?

[InARealPickle]

WTH? What did the Chinese government censors do to our movie?!

[InARealPickle]

WTH? What did the Chinese government sensors do to our movie?!

[Crabjesus]

To the people who say that the translations are too farfetched: first, remember that some names would have been transliterated (given characters to approximate the sound), then translated back as though they had meaning. Secondly, if the character for a word was ambiguous, a machine translator would simply render it as the most common word, even if that was wrong.

[Arhzon]

I think this is more than just being lost in translation. No matter how many different engines I put the original lines in, I cannot make ANYTHING come out as far-fetched as these are.

[TheVideoAnalyst]

I think this is where Google Captions gets their references from.

[natstar27]

I bet you were the one that translated it into chinese

however i hate chinese so i don't care lol

[SabraMagdalena]

Smelly boy

[VIOLATER9000]

Send these troopseses only

[CRClark1138]

0:25 -- THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!

[116Bears]

No fucking way some of these are real! "The front is a lemon avenue flying straightly?" One could translate that into any language and it would still sound shittarded.

[TenouHaruka0]

Watch out for "a big" and "Space General"!

[shadupp]

"R2 do you is fucking" what the hell is that supposed to mean

[cris2fear]

fucken chinese

[the1337priest]

HE IS IN MY BEHIND

DO NOT WANT

[Wietheuperlima]

OMG 00:36

[DocWilyZ]

I don't think the Presbyterian church line was accidental.

[ForbiddenFruit73]

@DocWilyZ It's because "Jedi Council" and "Presbyterian Church" are both translated as "Council of Elders" in Chinese.

[gbrlhppr]

Yoda makes more sense with these subtitles than he does normally

[FluffyBunniesOnFire]

Lucas should take a lesson here to learn how to improve dialog.

[mbhovanec]

hi its me

[Fr0st1989]

Careful, he is a big.

Mr. Speaker, we are for the big.

[dman19851996]

"The Presbyterian Church like, enjoys you not" LOL

[THISNAMEOWNS]

he is in my behind...DO NOT WANT

[SabraMagdalena]

"The dark power is more and more strong,"- but is it a big?

[Wubisoft]

lol, DO NOT WANT XDDDDDD

[pronumeral1446]

DO NOT WANT!

[Ryank1908]

'This is what? Who? FUCK!' - Yoda's senility setting in.

[matsiboy88]

the watch is making me good at funny! do waaaaaaaaaaaant moooooore!

[MrLamemanwatch]

He is in my behind.

[xwexarexbulletsx]

"Giving first air the already disheveled air projection" - I pressume Anakin misses his old tidy hair from the first and second films. Don't worry, Annie, you will be bald by the end of the Backstroke :) hahaxD

[Discosaturn]

That is the funniest translation of Star War(s) I've ever read in my lifetime. How do I comment on the misinterpretation?

"The backstroke of the West" - So if the Sith rule Europe and the Americas, does that mean the Jedi rule Asia?

"Superior, they have escaped the day after the fair" - Yes, I heard the Jedi took the carny freaks with them.

"I was just made by the Presbyterian church" - And Palpatine, of course, was made by the Catholics.

"Do not want" - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Togain]

You died at the time of livinging the child

[MichelleKenobi]

My new favorite video.

[tythimo]

@MichelleKenobi The geography that I stands compares you superior.

[Will87]

I was just made by the Presbyterian Church

[DannyPickle]

Smelly boy

[StackCityEntOfficial]

he big in nothing important in good elephant

LMAO!!!

[jody4403363881]

This sums me up. Occasionly something funny. But, most of the time no one understand a thing I say ;-)

[az0r22]

DO WANT !

[Werewolf47]

The adventures of Allah Gold and Ratio.

[someonenow1]

this Anakin Skywalker brought to you by your friends at the Presbyterian Church.

[darknessxpersists]

2:30-2:35 is a serious WTF moment for me hahaha

[TheAstronomican]

....smelly boy.

[AssassinMidi]

Lier

[NUCLEARSHIT]

"The front is a lemon avenue flying straightly" WTF!??

[Faile91]

This is brilliant.

[winkybun401]

We are for the big. ROFL

[Snyarhedir]

I first saw this on a blog or something of the the sort when looking up pictures of General Grievous that I was hoping to use as a reference for an art assignment.

[arcticeagle]

LOL WHERE CAN I FIND A COPY OF THIS?!?!

[britflik]

presbyterian church????

[daftxpunk77]

hahahaha it's a bad translation of "the jedi counsel"

[Fulsam135]

"You two be careful, he is a big"

[super6plx]

have no, thank, blow the skin. WHAT!!?? xD

Do not want. that one's classic rofl

[pspkoekje]

Get up.

[grumpytosnowwhite]

Faves: "Like, reach the man, Good good good let us counter-attacking." "R2, do you is fucking" "Smelly boy" "Troopseses" "They want to know him at fuck" "He become more and more strong and big" "I was just made by the Presbyterian church" Obi-wan = ratio tile "The Presbyterian church, like, enjoys you not" "They are just a flock of to fish for fame its person" "This is what who fuck" "Do not want" You missed one of the best ones though: Obi-Wan: "The disgusting thing came"

[CorporalAsswhooper]

the jedi council is full of Presbyterians? mon dieu!

[Joniness]

Only guarantee my cuckoldry the safety

[Dionysius8421]

2:21

Viagra ad snuck in there.

[alfpang]

Someone ran perfectly acceptable (and accurately translated) chinese subtitles through a Babelfish translator back into English.

[kdannep247]

What I love is you

[pebblesforbrains]

I loved the "do not want" part... hilarious

then there's always "The geography that I stands compares you superior"

lol

[BarbaricBulldog]

Totally fake.  Why would they put English subtitles in a movie that's in English to begin with?

[akroyd]

no, retard, it's real. I have a copy of it that I got in vietnam.

[NaruhinaXSasusaku]

It's real.

[OribesebirO]

For the deaf you moron.

[XaliberDeathlock]

Be some Asians, Middle Eastereners, or Russians, take a listening test, and you will know the reason why.

[ujangapri16]

LOLOLOLOL

[PinkPanthress]

XD The only one who doesn't sound weird or funny is Yoda! *LOLZ*

[ReggaeMetalFox]

Smelly boy

[compdude47]

Mr. speaker, we are for the big. FANTASTIC.

[CASSdaguy]

HAHA XD I favorited this video just for that end song as well as the last 30 seconds had some really funny subs.

[Mirtika]

Oh, my....!!! Funny!

[purevil5]

DOOO NOTTT WAAANNT!

[textthing]

This improves the film. No, seriously, the subtitled dialogue is better than the original.

[threestarproject]

el oh el

[LTmattYT]

he is my behind

[signa8]

Get up.

DO NO WANT!

[Tanichea]

Smelly boy

[DarrynTheStrange]

The Wish power are together with you!

[DarrynTheStrange]

ive never been interested in Star Wars but i would soo watch the Engrish version

[Besenbeisser]

The front is a lemon avenue flying straigthly

[fratboyfrat]

You died at the time of livinging the child.

xDDD

[cabalia454]

THE ONE I LOVE IS YOU!

shut up! the fuckin fangirls will here you!!

[cabalia454]

THE ONE I LOVE IS YOU!!!

shut up! the fuckin fangirls will here you!!

[alexthegreat38]

He is in my behind!

ROFLMAO

[Negrul1]

More enjoyable than the english version; at least you can laugh at how bad it is.

[biloxigator]

Palpatine: "They are just a flock of to fish for fame its person."

Annie: "You can say that again."

PREACH IT XD

[14274994]

this is what who fuck, indeed

seriously i cant breathe

[resandelantis]

Pregnancy? Pregnancy.

[manenchen]

KISSES TOO LOUDLY

[klaytonrocks]

"Smelly boy" made me crack up.

[Edricama]

The parts that made the least sense in the original movie are that ones that make the most sense here.

[xplay69]

3:27

[fratboyfrat]

The Presbyterian Church?

xD

What does that have to do with anything

[dedwing11]

hehehe must be referring to the Jedi Council :p

[livingex]

After emo Vader says, "...just want to scream...", you need to cut in with Vader's "Nooooooo."

[jimthehappymonkey1]

LMFAO AT THE LAST 4

"the geography that I stands compares you superior"

"i have the high ground"

[PugnaciousT15]

Hahahahaha, I should really feeds you all dog. That bit is hopefully not too accurate.

[MintyHippo73]

Does 'fuck' mean something different in Chinese or what? Am I right?

[xpser]

I believe they somehow mistranslated the word "work" into that.

[macsrockdattebayo]

wow, so this is where that meme came from...

[88blair88]

What is up with the presbyterian church? is that the senate or something?

[Paramud]

Jedi Council.

[88blair88]

OK, now I get it, thanks

[Wackyfox]

The front is a lemon avenue flying straightly.

AWAAAAAHT?!

[jedidavisWAMPA]

lol he obviously means we're gonna have a straight collision course; DUH! >_>

lol jking idk wth it meant eitehr...

"Only guarantee my cuckoldry the safety!"

now that is uncanny...

[88stl]

This is what who fuck!

[Over9000Wolf]

DOOOOO NOOOOOTTT WAAAAAAANNNNNTTT!

I don't think that would have had the same effect!

[JustSayNoToNutbread]

Better than lolcats!

[pintlemounted]

lier.

[JustSayNoToNutbread]

4give meh, ceiling cat, 4 ah has sind.

[CraterNintendoJava]

Oh my god, this is hilarious.

[GeneralOlde]

Palpatine: You two careful, he is a big.

Obi-Wan: Mr. Speaker, we are for the big.

Palpatine: He even can use the original dint to create life.

Palpatine: He become more and more strong and big.

I wish I could use the force to become strong and big. :|

[darkcoeficient]

THAT, was hilarious!

[confirmdeath]

Star war

Pregnancy?Pregnancy

[ChrisSwan01]

Add Benny Hill theme for extra hilarity.

[soiledshortz]

He is in my behind! Best line.

[AnnoyingCustomer]

Send these troopseses only

hahahahaha

[MeetTheseIronFists]

i wonder how they translated yoda's speech. must have been hard to do.

[HypoAllergenicJin]

I can't watch this video with a straight face.

I just..can't.

Its too funny.

[IrishKisame007]

oh wow i know all the starwars movies by earth

[nume26]

This is what who FUCK?

[MonkaCZ]

Yea, just reply the quotes, like there wasn't enough of them.

[waltheratkinson]

HE IS IN MY BEHIND

[Planetary0]

He is in my BEHIND

[DeathtoRaiden1]

How the fuck did Presbyterian Church get in there? LOL

[coluwyvurne]

In Chinese, Presbyterian Church's pinyin is "ye-di wei / jie-di wei" which means presbyterian congregation/meeting. So I guess they recycled words and now made Star Wars some vulgar holy war

[Beastialman]

Heh, thank you good sir for uploading this.

[vashmty]

Your dead period arrived teacher XD epic fail

[lingojac]

lol, the music kinda threw me off at the end

[thecowboy2]

All your Death Stars are belong to us. ROFLMAO

[hotjoe300]

"i have the higher ground, its hopeless" ------------the geography that i stands compares you superior

[hotjoe300]

Get Up

[vgnerdmaster]

Pregnancy, Pregnancy is my favorite part. Of course in China having a child is considered an evil omen, that's why they kill off all their baby girls.

[Amesang]

I wish I were strong and big. :(

[Tailas444]

The movei was translated into Chinese from English, and then back ti English from chinese. That's why the translations are so wacky

[rawrimamango]

Stop marking "do not want" as spam, whoevers-doing-it. It's a quote from the end of the video.

[Pallot]

I guess it's just babblefish and not a real translation?

[asstreme2]

LMAO, I now have pizza in my lungs.