The Ranting Monkey: Being An Achievement Whore

[GammaWALLE]

... Tank you god for having him play "Still Alive" at the end.

DOES YOU LIKE PORTAL? :D

[kildeathy]

Ninja Gaiden II is by far the most stretched game if u wnne get all achievements, you have to complete THE FULL GAME with EVERY WEAPOn ... and the game has like about 10 weapons

Now i love ninja gaiden as much as the nex guy, but that's kinda cheap

(btw every achievement gives u like 10G score... )

[azazel1893]

achievements make the game more fun.

[GearedMaggot24]

very good videos keep it up...oh ya, way to bash on two worlds...its great XD

[tingtanwoopwoop]

i would be a whore to get 116995 gamer points

[PsychoRaidenSolid]

Guitar hero has the same fucking problem as Quake 4. I have beaten guitar heroes 2 and 3 on Expert, but it didn't unlock for the lower difficulties.

And I will sadly admit I'm playing Two Worlds for that 370G achievement at the end.

[9056789432]

@PsychoRaidenSolid im playing it too but i already beat it all i need are the location achievements

[IzzSmola]

ikr

[zenarokumaru]

Amazing rants! Keep them up! Although you should make one on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

[sirzerj]

Yay TF2

[cezar1196]

"and two worlds is shit" :))

[malestrithe]

I go achievement whoring on games where the achievements are reasonable to get. Fallout 3 has some reasonable to get achievements so I worked on getting all of them. Other games, like Demon's Soul's, Zombie Apocalypse and Brutal Legend, are not going to beat me, so I am getting all of them.

[Visser0x]

I heard king kong is pretty good is it bad?

[1a90op]

i agree on everything this guy says exept for gta iv and perfect dark zero and ohnestley eveyone is intittled to their own opion so quite frankley i dont give a shit

[BlackoutOmega]

I play king kong because I find it fun not because of cheats

[Tehl33tcorpse]

Wow why does everyone say hes a yahtzee rip off? He does the same thing, does that mean hes a rip off? no? and he is very funny so stop crying and either watch him or dont

[drakhlion]

Yeah, Yahtzee ripoff.  He's not too bad though.

[unreal030]

DUmb Yatzhee ripoff. and not even funny.

1 star this shite people.

[Donnel5]

Yahtzee rip off? Yes.

Not funny? Nop.

The Ranting Monkey is definitely one of the better Yahtzee rip-offs.

[ReviewPlayR]

wow, you are SO retarded

[m4rkg1]

Yatzhee rip off

[ReviewPlayR]

DUH! but in EVERY SINGLE review he says he is not as good as him, so now stop being an arse-hole and see that ur "yatzhee rip off" comment has got 6 thumbs down.

[ReviewPlayR]

wow, ur so charming, is mother the queen? stop swearing at thirteen year-olds and get a life.

[911650]

FACE!!!!

[m4rkg1]

Protip: It was just ReviewPlayR that I was replying to since I pressed the reply button but you're not stupid enough to make a mistake like that are you? Further more when people post videos of their chubby little arses waddling around it's not hard to see how fat they are

[depillow]

I see. I stand corrected. Plus, I have to compliment you on the way you used my insult against me. But, even though you were only directing the "get off youtube" insult to ReviewPlayR, it could count towards you, me, and every other youtube-er on the website. And finally, I just want to let you know that I've noticed that these vulgar youtube arguments never end with a sense of satisfaction, but rather annoyance. So I retract my comments, and swear never to partake in another youtube argument.

[AnimeGameOST]

LOL.

I see you're so incapable of thinking up a sensible argument and instead throw your age around like a retard.

The only thing that your 13 year old status proves is that you're a bratty child who can't stand it when someone has a different opinion than you. ♥

[mikethereaper666]

The orange box is the best game i got 1000 gs for.

BTW COOL video dude

if anyone wants to play hit me up my gamertag is  "The Vortigaunt"

[Jcahalane]

Someone's missed the point completley.

[antvick]

IM A ACHIEVEMENT PIMP!

[JIMBOBOWAY]

whats the song at the start of the video?

[Alhorian]

It says at the end in the credits

[JIMBOBOWAY]

thx

[RS250Squid]

@Alhorian I get a million of those "What's the song" -> "It's in the credits" messages. Well. Three.

Annoying isn't it?

[JdoubleA2]

THE CAKE WAS A LIE!!!!!! i dont have the game and dont know what it means but lol

[Sonicisgod]

The cake is a lie means The promesed reward won't be given to you or....

Cake=awsome

the cake is a lie= Cake Nazi comes along NO CAKE FO JOO!

[JdoubleA2]

i do not understand what you said btw 3 thumbs down (your a little queer fat nerd if you -1'd me)

[Sonicisgod]

Okay let me put it this way..

You are promised say..... A promotion for say.... shooting some dude in the balls.

In this case the Promotion is something you want and is sorta represented by cake...who dosent want some cake?

and say you shoot said guy in the balls and your all like YEAY PROMOTION. And your boss doesen't give it to you even thoiugh he said.... the cake (Promotion) Was a Lie to get you do do something......

The cake is the lie.

[JdoubleA2]

lol much better though i would never shoot a guy in the balls

[Sonicisgod]

Too bad your the one I was told to shoot in the balls! *Cha CHNK*

BOOOM!!!!

[JdoubleA2]

no....

[Jcahalane]

Ahem... moving on.

[JdoubleA2]

i have quake 4 ,lego indianna jones, kung fu panda ,gears of war ,gears 2 , and left 4 dead im trying to whore each acheivement off all of them andquake 4 is boring shit that scares the fuck out of me with its wierd non story telling strogg bullshit i got achievement which i have no memory of doing so its beating a chapter with 0 dmaage to ur armor or halth and i was lie wtf i tried to beat a game with 1 gun and ran out of amo on a buig guy as soon as i kill him i find ammo BS 4 times in a row

[Bladedarkwind]

I play L4D on PC, which has aceivments :D

And I got most via normally playing the game and having fun, I would burn a witch and get the aceivement, burn a witch! Who'd of though!? x]

[JamieWilmotSOS]

Only game I achievement whored with was TNA iMPACT! Because it's so short, I decided to get every penny I could out of it by doing the achievements to. xD

[maxwinslade]

what the hell is the song on the end? whos it by

[Mykayel]

It's the song from Portal

[DrDante32]

Its called Still alive by Jonathon Coulton.

<3 it

[Francois89]

LMFAO, you're great.

[thebob64]

lmao dude--nice

[Foxhoundkid450]

LMAO "i am a condescending whore .... and two worlds is shit!"

[dragonforcerocks91]

lol 1000 on final fantasy like thats ever gonna happen that game would take years

[productblowtorchman]

I do like the achievement points Ive earned.

and I do like you Loathe two words. its not dirty or cheap. But achievements do extend the life of games rather you like it or not. and they DID NOT MAKE YOU BUY ANY GAMES you bought them on your own. but at least in your adventures you did get some good games. hahah except for you know *cough cough *TWO WORLDS BLOW MONKEY BALLS ILL NEVER PLAY THAT AGAIN*

Fuck i cant say monkey balls and that other game in the same setance. that demeaning to..

[productblowtorchman]

super monkey balls which in each of its versions is a good game.

[tomnevati]

hand jobs 4 Chieves... lol

[SenseOfJustice]

ahh the portal song classic

[originalindigodingo]

Actually, Microsoft didn't come up with achievements per se. the concept of in game unlocakble poinhts was done back in 1999 by Insomniac, with their Skill points. Microsoft took oit, chopped off the bloody point (they were used to purchase in-game extra content), and made them a shameless oppurtunity to show off.

[geordanmoore]

hey i just redid my profile :)

[john1234567869]

i got to admite im an achievment whore but i never cheated or bought

[bowman987654321]

dude these videos are great i also really like your condemned 2 gold level guides you are hilarious hope you have more good stuff coing on soon and would you please be able to review naruto ultimate ninja storm when you play it thanks =)

[AlexLay08]

How many Points do you have then lad?

[Alhorian]

I clipped 72,000 a week or so back

[AlexLay08]

Wohhh. I think for your next video you should do your top 5 games for the 360, and show yourself :]

[dragonforcerocks91]

what is the third country flag

[The1337Spartan]

80,000 now! Niiice.

[AtheistDanzig]

yeah, why the hell should I beat 50 damn times?

[AtheistDanzig]

I hate how in Halo 3 you have to beat the game on shit mode just to get some samuri armor

[rridethetiger]

lol the portal song.

[me1648]

lol i love ur vids plz make more

[davegorack]

you sir are much better thean Yatzhe.

Why? becuse your not a smug big heded git.

[Alhorian]

Yes I fucking am...smug I mean...not better than Ben

[otrama5000]

i love when you comment two worlds in some videos and he replies i have feelings you know i hate you alorian and all that stuff its hilarious!

[AOsbond]

ahh the ending song to portal... i have this on my pc as well and it's awesome

[cdmanjak]

i prefer you to yahtzee tbh just because your not a complete critic and your accent is gold

[chickmcjr]

Seconded!

[cloudcrusher]

ok got past your voice and stuff your reviews are ok just to many pauses like long pauses to but other than that absolutely right about all those things

[HardXExplain]

I Luv Ur Videos, Yahtzee is cool 2! I Hope Its Not Offensive But I Find Urs A Little More Relateble Than Yahtzee's and Hilarious!

[SeanLFC12]

dont worry, just watched it.. good stuff ;D

[SeanLFC12]

haha have u done a review on two worlds?

if not please do one it would be sooo funny

[Erik12345TY]

devil may cry a bitch. i beat is on devil hunter. easy.son of sparda.heaven or hell. working on dante must die mode mission 13 or 14 i forget.

[rouroken]

Dude, how the fuck do you buy gamer points? Given I don't have a 360, please enlighten me.

[The1337Spartan]

There called "Gamesaves" and you can buy them at games shops like the inventively named "GAME", CHEATING BASTARDS

[SpineShank7]

Not bad! However I would recommend speeding it up a bit. We all know that this is a clone of Yahtzee's "Zero Punctuation" and frankly this is just isn't as funny. But if you could speed up the dialog it would be at least a little more entertaining.

[Alhorian]

Is it a copy of Yahtzee? Is it really? No one knew! Oh no wait we all knew, so enjoy it as a free time passer until the wedensdays that ZP is released or fuck off and be a prick far away from me. Oh and "frankly this is just isn't?" great grammer douche!

[SpineShank7]

(Oops, I forgot to delete that!) Sorry about giving you advice, I guess you just cant handle it. And Damn man I was stating the obvious so people could understand what I'm talking about, now pull that stick out of your ass and calm down! Also, last time I checked its W-E-D-N-E-S-D-A-Y. Not "wedensday". Great spelling douche.

[Alhorian]

yeah, but the obvious has been stated in the comments section of every other one of my videos so it just seems like you're trying to tell everyone that i'm copying someone else which everyone already knows. If I speak faster, the Yahtzee defenders say i'm a mimic, if I slow down to give my own touch then it still aint good enough so excuse me for not trying to please every fucker on the net. Oh and "It's" W-E-D-N-E-S-D-A-Y, not "its". So I pass the douche baton back to you!

[SpineShank7]

Dammit! You got me again! And I only put in "The Obvious" because to many people don't read the video descriptions. However for those that actually read the descriptions I understand that I just come off as repetitive. It was a risk that I was willing to take!

And you forgot to capitalize the "I" in I'm. The Douche Baton is all yours!

[SpineShank7]

I don't have a problem with people that copy Yahtzee, just so long as they actually do a good job. I've watched a ton of them, and you happen to be one of the best ZP clones out there(It's about time someone bitched out achievement whores). Because of that, I have watched quite a few of your videos and plan on watching more.

(I ran out of space and had to send a second comment-_-;)

[The1337Spartan]

You "SpineShank7" are a complete... TWAT, you must think you're so clever by trying to insult people on their spelling, making basic grammatical mistakes by doing so, before you start ranting about how i spelt a word wrong or any of that shit, GET A LIFE, GET SOME FRIENDS, AND FUCK OFF.

[SpineShank7]

Everybody is so irritable lately :) and I'm not trying to be clever. I was just sending Alhorian's insult back to him! Or maybe you weren't paying attention to the conversation. Anybody that was actually 1337 would have noticed/ understood that!

[The1337Spartan]

Wasn't paying attention? or maybe it was you talking outta your ARSE. I'd opt for the latter.

[Adude64]

DONT FEED THE TROLL

that is all.

[CallMeCrYsIs]

lol nice

[CallMeCrYsIs]

Everyone is an achievement whore at some point in time. Whats your Gamer score by the way?

[Alhorian]

64,420

[JIMBOBOWAY]

shit that is lots of gamer score i got like 8500 lol

[Atlas192]

Lmao this is pretty good, yeah its a bit like yeahtzee, but i like it.

[CalifornyaRIP]

Yes Two Worlds sucks ass

[xSWSxFatalOrigins]

Still Alive w00t!!

[anthony90223]

i am one butt i only try

[N8748N]

yh ur gamerscore is massive u where a achievement whore anyways its me

o 0 NaThAn 0 o that how i kw just in case lol

[bryant1316]

Really good rants, I wish they were longer.

[NachoMuma]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooool i have just finished being a achievment whore cuz i realized u get the fucking epriciataion and i cant fuckin spell the word and FUCK all from it!

[jowigo]

Hey, that was pretty good at points, there's potential there. Try to cut out the long pauses though as it seems like you are trying to go for the fast talking persona, and when there are the long pauses it does not add humor value but just seems like you forgot what you were talking about. Any audio recording software should be able to edit the recording and take these out.

[jowigo]

I would also suggest finding a new way of presenting as right now it seems like a rip of Yahtzee, and while you are good I find myself comparing you to him and he's hard to stand up to.

[Alhorian]

Yeah it's a Yahtzee rip off as I mention in th eother rants a bunch of times, I'm doing this for free and with...you know...a mortgage and shit to pay for I just don't have time. This is the worst one for pauses though the rest are better and the ones I've edited for the following weeks you'll see the difference, as this was only the 3rd one I did, but got pushed back in favour of the others I made.

[TeamMxVanish]

lmfao. Funny as. nice

[SeanNinetyOne]

Nice one.

... and Two Worlds is shit.

[Pilotman20]

Loved it "and Two Worlds is Shit" hahaha funny stuff man funny stuff

[KEInferno]

lol nice one as usual mate, but may i point out you havn't posted Peninsula Gold Level Guide 2/2

[Alhorian]

I have now

[Xoiqaze]

these are great! maybe... you should review two worlds next

5/5 stars!

[The1337Spartan]

FAN. BLOODY. TASTIC!

keep 'em comin mate!

[The1337Spartan]

A NEW ONE!!! GO ALHORIAN! 15th view, die hard fan :)