Youtube Poop - Hyrule Dating Videos

[13Drayko]

1:50

XD ROFL



[NewDie9]

What bothers me is a video on your right showing the king with no clothes.

[mojo71523]

Gwonam's was funny lmao he's such a narcissist...

[thematrix9852]

You must go to BURd with me.

[iloveeverything334]

Oh my God why am I watching this in a library...

[GuitarsRgood]

Zelda's was the best! they were all hilarious though!

[demonheracross]

Yes yes yes old lady whiz. lmao

[Daggerfall40]

Link saying "I'm gay" sounded so real and so random lol

...and lol @ that image of zelda with the flute in her mouth

[TechaTEC]

Come see my c**k. Its awful!

[TheBfutgreg]

These are so disgusting lol

[qzx55]

Hmm...

Hmm...

I...

Hmm...

I want sex.

[tehsourmango]

Sometimes when I laugh too hard, my hair starts tickling me.

[NewDie9]

If I get 50 thumbs up, I will dial ASS CAKE.

[NewDie9]

If I get 50 thumbs up, I will dial ASS CAKE.

[Thepiehaslanded]

occupation:boi

[dscimforjack]

FUCK WALK

[kbbaby2123]

I might have gone for the king, but he called me a ho.

[ieatpaint1029]

ONE Eight Hund-er-ED!!!

[okadaman2]

If you don't hear from me in a month send oil for my penis o_O

[arcadeportal32]

You want my cum? Mmmmm Its yours my friend, as long as you have boobys!

[IHateMyLifeAlotAlot]

"I'm easy!"

[robertsfunny1995]

Zelda doesn't even have t!ts, why does everyone want to f*ck her?

[MarsWolves]

I think I did the duck walk once...After I had a bad case of the trots...>_>

[hypemiitrudog07]

at 1:08, I saw zelda and link behind gwonam!

[Funlu]

squadallah!

[Qwesda94]

WON-ATE-H

[Beastwill64]

i liked zelda ;) LMFAO

[Frizzurd]

This is definitely a contestant for best you tube poop!

[SuperSims3Expert]

WON-ate-hun-dru-ed

ASS CAKE

[mickmarsisbadass]

zeldas gave me a boner

[hotwhire]

link's sounded pretty real

[MyLonsdaleiteBones]

lmao

[sallyflamer]

Now every time I dial 1800 it's links voice in my head XD

[spacepluto]

Link:

Occupation: Boi

[OhaiDee]

MY STUFF.

[FilltheStew]

0:34 his eyes are facing different directions

[20weeodst]

Talk about going to dinner with me. Then we'll talk about my d**k. Rub my d**k. Help me rub my d**k you HO!

[punisher1045]

my cum will burn

[ragrag780]

subscribe:)

[FilltheStew]

The king had a long phone number

[mrcow94]

Holy fuck that was awesome, Zelda's was the best.

[warpig557]

so funny

[bgtheawesome]

best ytp ever

[CrankBot286]

lol help me rub my dick. the king

[deathhobo265]

Kinda gay

[ExtraZorgy]

BUTTFATHER

[20weeodst]

Link. Occupation: Boi

LOL

[SuperSims3Expert]

sorry, i have diarrhea.

[yoshi19934]

1-800-ASS-CAKE

[althegamefreak]

is it all right if i can make a hell version of the dating videos and link's first date?

[hotwhire]

*favourated*

[Victhebrick4u]

1-800-BUTTFATHER

And

1-800-OHOHOHOHOHOHUHAHAHAHAHAH­A

Killed

Me!

[Victhebrick4u]

"If I don't hear from you in a month, send oil for my penis." That just cracked me up!

[wicaco]

Seeing as Impa's a Sheikah, doesn't that make her a self-hater?

[xxLovelyGarnetxx]

lol no darkies

[tiosopaman]

this is way better than craigslist

[kriscrockard]

i dialled one of these numbers for a shit n' giggle and an asian told me to fuck off...

[BananaPhoPhilly]

@kriscrockard wow classic

[KillerComputerMan]

@kriscrockard which one?

[theTVchannel1000]

@kriscrockard which one?

[theEPICNESS42]

@kriscrockard Which one did you call!?

[R8erNation636]

@kriscrockard

Hahaha, which one did you call? I want to annoy them too!

[1aundulxaldin]

@kriscrockard

Ah. That's. Wow. LOL!!

[TheFlyingManitee]

"It is written, that I'm Beautiful" hahaha

[winksmilelaugh1]

The CDI series was legindarily bad

[dark7element]

IMO, Link was the best, followed by Zelda. That's to be expected, since they have a lot more dialogue to work with than most of the characters.

[rdrhnfhrnfh]

Gwonam is quite the romantic.

[RavenVillanueva29]

I Call It.

[althegamefreak]

I got my friend to say "Asscakes" from this video in school since me and him work as Office TA's during 5th period. I told him to say it as i was walking into a class to deliver a Pass and the teacher (my 11th Grade Teacher) and students and they began laughing but my old teacher was like "who was that?", When he saw my friend he said "Why did you do that?" Then he said "Get out of here and take your Asscakes with You" in a Jokingly way.

[gojira4life]

"Censoring Hyrule's Royal Family since 2008"... darn, you made this video too late!!!

[pattypotpot]

in gwonam, i thought it will be 1-800-T*TS

[Dreigonix]

@pattypotpot What else would it be other than Squadalah?! But I thought Harkinian's would be 1-800-DINNER.

[pattypotpot]

"I don't hear from you in a month, send or oil my p*nis"

[Jayjangle]

1:20-1:24 "I don't like dark meat, only white meat." LOLWUT

[MisterAleksandr]

@Jayjangle *I dont like darkies, only white ladies

[MRLOL785]

@Jayjangle "I don't like darkies, only white ladies"

Darky's an old timey racist term for a black person.

[UltimasIsland]

Thumbs up if you called one of those numbers xD

[richdudeslovelazers]

Rub my dick... YOU HO!!

[patrickmarcial]

106 people licked link's butt

[Cheapshot420420]

Link made 106 ppl do the duckwalk

[tiosopaman]

the king of hyrule sure has a way with words.

[patrickmarcial]

"John Baker: You're my friend, come see my c*ck, it's AWFUL. Hurry, and suck my c*ck, if your friend could do with my ass cake, hur hur hur hur. My c*m will burn!"

lolwut?

[patrickmarcial]

"Zelda: I'm easy, Come on! Lets go **ck! I'll show you how! First, i'll flash you my t*ts, then, to enter me... move in front of my butt, Luckily, my magic pouch can carry as much as you want, to open the pouch, make me crouch down, use your tool move it up to make me c*m, up and over makes it SH00T!"

[TheLegitDex]

Thumbs up if you called zelda

[SplinterX17]

1-800-ASS-CAKE is a health center in Georgia!!!!! :(

[ShopperSnake]

Luckily my magic pouch can hold as much as you want.

[B4MVfangirl1]

1-800-my stuff XD

[rmtheemo]

JUST PICK WHAT YOU WANT I'LL HANDLE YOUR BOOBIES

1-800-BOOBIES

LOLi laugh hard in that one xD

[StreetReach]

"I'm EASY!"

I just spit all over my pillow. lmfao

[Marv1089]

you HO! :P

[Knuxels]

NO DARKIES! lol

[tacosauce1234567]

This video was very informative, thank you. I no longer suffer from loneliness anymore. Greetings from the new queen of Hyrule.

[klom89]

And I love the description..."DO NOT call the toll-free number!"

[kingsize127]

I thought Morshu's was gonna be 1-800-U-WANT-IT

[klom89]

@kingsize127 That would've been hilarious.

[Dreigonix]

@kingsize127 I thought it would be 1-800-BOMBS??

[ShopperSnake]

Luckily my magic pouch can carry as much as you want. XD

[BozoTheDeathclown777]

1-800-BUTTFATHER lol

[swimblas]

It is written: 'I'm Beautiful."

[LostReality33]

Zelda's was great

[TabooMewMew]

I called 1-800-sqa-dala and noone picked up!

[theloltimatecold]

Impa is damn racits

[m0cachin0]

LOST MY SHIT!!!

[MyCatIsFAT328]

Censoring the Royal Family since 2008

[yeller909]

1-800-SQUADALAH!

[Minefrag]

Zelda here i come XD

[Mega2Sniper]

@Minefrag lol, she has man tits, but i think shes the normaliest...

[MorshuLimitedEdition]

just lick my butt...

O_O

[Ninjadude973]

Zelda's part kinda turned me on.

Is that good?

[rukiaguy]

@Ninjadude973 lol it turned me on too no worrys XD

[dominoesandtin]

@Ninjadude973 uh me too

[Tsuyoi2011]

1-800-BUTTFATHER I was dying XDD

[MrEriken]

I died when zelda said "luckily, my magical pouch can carry as much as you want"

[ApalloTheHedgehog]

lol zelda

[TransformerLover360]

harkinians number is too long.

[sweetsatin24]

Ill just handle your BOOBIEZ

[Thatguy58x]

Occupation: boi hahahahaha

[SavagedMarquise]

"and FLASH!! I'm gay." XD I almost died

[MaxRideWizardLord]

How this bad poop get so much popularity?

[thestupidmetroid]

@MaxRideWizardLord You bitch! How can someone dislike this?

[MaxRideWizardLord]

@thestupidmetroid no U bitch! I didn't dislike it, but it's crappy poop for over 348k vievs, for 1-4 k it would be fine

[RetroVideoFan]

@MaxRideWizardLord Obviously you have underestimated the popularity of SwishFilmsInc. Not to mention this video was uploaded in January of 2009.

[MaxRideWizardLord]

@MaxRideWizardLord It sucks, this video isn't good enough for 356k viev, if it had about 4k, then it would be good. There much more better videos that get about 2k viev max after 3 years -.-

[JackOfBlades434]

@MaxRideWizardLord Jealous of the creator?

[MaxRideWizardLord]

@JackOfBlades434 I've seen much better poops and this one don't deserver 300k.

[RaifukuMaru]

@MaxRideWizardLord You're a moron!

[MaxRideWizardLord]

@RaifukuMaru You're retard.

[RaifukuMaru]

@MaxRideWizardLord Don't you mean 'You're retarded'

[jqt213]

Ushrom spelled backwards = Morhsu = Morshu

[Apemopo]

It is written: I'M BEAUTIFUL

[ComJacker]

Zelda's was the best XD

[TheElSonador]

@ComJacker, без сомнения.

[ComJacker]

@TheElSonador What?

[SilentDragonite149]

Press 1 to become a DODONGO!!! (Guess what that means...RHINO TIME!!!)

[SilentDragonite149]

Whoops...I forgot to mention...Watch out for bombs (Dodongo dislikes smoke)...

[OldSkoolgamerz]

Morshu's number should've been 1-800-MMMMMMMMM. XD

[xboytoman]

then we can talk about my dick rub my dick help me rub my dick

[PSNelibeerbelly]

1-800-Boobiez

[lakersandi]

Wow. I never knew Princess Zelda to be this horny.

[Roadwarior2]

John Baker's was the funiest

[SirPenguin75]

Name: Link

Occupation: Boi

[usernameluis305]

wait, morshu ushrom, how imaginative

[edcellwarrior]

His name is George. Not John. George the baker

[will8696]

omg why was i watching this

[The1979Warriors]

Impa

Occupation: Old Racist Lesbian

LMFAO

[SoloAmageddon64]

Just... Take whatever you want. I'll handle your boobies... Lol

[mugenrider754]

YOU WANT MY CUM MMMMM!!

[EricZShoutSingCar]

WTF? Morshu says at 0:12 "You want my cum, I want yours" and then "as long as you have boobies"! Does he want a shemale or so?

[nerdydesi]

I think I just noticed that Morshu doesn't have a moustache, but that's nose hair! : 0

[Stinger1303]

"Sorry i have diarrhea you have to wipe up the stuff" xDDDD

Damn i just pissed myself^^

[howieization]

If you listen closly morshu says he wants your tits.

[Darkhuaza517]

Link

Occupation: Boi

Fucking hilarious.

[radiosteele]

if only it was 5 years ago....jk lol

[likayouful]

5 Stars Short Video

[IheartGardevoir]

Morshu... Why does he want cum, as long as we have boobies?

How does that work?!?

@_@

[RayquazasLilGirl]

died at ass cake

[savagekid94]

the fuck walk!?

[toastyotaku42]

oh me my LOL

my friend showed this to me in anime club and everyone was laughing hysterically

"up and over makes it shoot" omg LOLZ

[MrLanceyboy11]

102 are DRKES

[2FunnyVersionIV]

Ushrom's message made me laugh.

[sissy173]

1-800-ass-cake LMFAO i allmost wet my self hohohoihohohohoh

[crisphate95]

help me rub my dick you HO!!!

LOL ROFL

[maanitaman]

1-800-OAHHOHOUHOHOHOHOUHOHOHOU­HOUHOUHOUOHOUHOHOHOHOHOU!!

XD

[bladechronicles94]

whisper in my FUARCE!!

[bladechronicles94]

YOU WANT IT YOU WANT IT YOU WANT YOU WANT MY CUM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MMMM

[cda395]

Damn that was nasty as hell !! but it did make me laugh a lot

[ecmulder]

ONE! ATE HUNGER ED!

[CorreaLang]

lol Link - Occupation: Boi

[UnholyAngelLord]

2:34 the king actually looks normal...ish

[bleachzeldaluzz]

make more videos :D