Hipster Fixed Gear Bike Fail

[risenflame]

Get a hair cut, and a derailleur

[ROBERTCSST]

Fixies are for fags

[YoBigDaddie]

good GOD ur alive that looked like it hurted ALOT

[slickkapone]

It's nice how you took out time for the front wheel @ 00:20, awesome camera work. Meanwhile your friend is playing possum in the damn street. Be honest with me, did you loosen that front wheel hoping he would ride it and crash?? LMMFAO!!!

[TheBradleytv1]

my reaction was !WTF!

[MrStrgslr]

Luckily your face broke your fall

[Trooper35i]

dumbshit



[jorgeizDShiznit]

Hipsters dont have mullets..

[brandeezy108]

that was the camera man's old wheel. and the wheel misses its old owner judging by 0:14.

[marler3]

That's my biggest fear ever... and I don't ride fixies

[MrArsenalAwesome]

oh my godd!! faceplam did he die??

[wendallstro]

@MrArsenalAwesome naa, i am still very much alive my friend.

[ThatDangCajun]

The front wheel's like, "Fuck this, guys. I'm leaving."

[elizondoj2]

Lmao was it the fall that fckd his hair up like that??

[atalayapark]

Typical fixie rider :D

[andrewmor10]

skrillex haircut FTW

[Propfrwrd]

Thank goodness she didn't have a helmet on.

[danbroom]

well done: that was stupid...

[coffeycake96]

fixie faggot

[CALIFORNIAspaceship]

press 2

[Ckuroyama1]

Damn check your shit lol

[MrPillowpants92]

if you get a rainbow tattoo on the back of your calf, you could pass as a dyke

[ALVARADOCOMPTON]

cheap fixie

[bluntstofakie]

hahahaha

[408america]

Joe Dirt hella ate it!

[ShufflerJayy]

Faggs like him don't desevere to Ride Fixed Gear bikes -.-

[fixedoposition82]

fuckin homo

[Dannyisgreatful]

The bike didn't break, they just loosened the bolts on the front wheel

[xXxLIFEbehindBARSxXx]

Thats what i call good quality.. DUDE start riding bmx! they won't break that fast! fixie riders are crippled 80's-bastards which failed at being gay.

[THECANOFSPAM1]

poor bike:O



[vintagecarjunk]

oh man its duke nukem

[haystackrepper]

You are sick!!!! I think yo boys played that one on you aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahh­alallalalalalaaahahaaa!!!! That was funny tho glad you not hurt

[strangefacekid]

Haha That Hillbilly just lost the only tooth he ever owned !!!

[Rymbeld]

pretty bike

[Krauselovic]

GUILTY ! :D



[Johnnytcod]

lol! Fucking hipsters

[TheArzonite]

Lol, i almost literally rofl'd

[druno82]

Muahahahaha!!

[Nonexistanthuman]

game over

[michaelhernsin]

Chaz Bono fused with Vanilla Ice !?

[MrRsh11]

if you turn it loud in the beginning you can hear his friends laughing, this shit was set up lmao still kinda funny cause the hair

[Ecksplisit]

niceass bike. niceass fail.

[RecEdit030]

Hope that "Hippie girl" didn't suckerpunched u for totally crashing her fork. I know I would!!

[maxdesu]

@RecEdit030 its a weak conversion, i'd be pissed but not that angry

[happymealme]

what the fuck era are you from?!

[FixieFagss]

Is The Bike Okay.?D:

[gogetlifted]

this guy deserved every second of that hipster self-beating and more

[huipio1]

Fuckkkk tha guy just ate it nasty lololol

[LastRunHC]

You know that douchebag listens to skrillex

[mayhem052]

So much win.

[tommyogtigern]

my guess is: hippie girl convinced some easy to freeload from guppy to drive her all the way out to redneck-ville california with bike and wheel in trunk. since hippie girl is a total tard, she puts the wheel on without tightening and leans it on your house/trailer. thus opening up the opportunity for a fixie fail vid the following day. girl smokes your weed and leaves early with a sack of food from your pantry. calls you 2 months later for the bike back

[RecEdit030]

@tommyogtigern A-hahaha sounds so true!! ;b

[chimchimtex]

hipster.. with a mullet??

[dirtmerchant1980]

nice fuckin brian bosworth hair

[bolderiks]

What a friend, he just keeps filming instead of helping. Must be authistic.

[joebstarsurfer]

hahahaha how is that possible.

[PIGLETSTER91]

wheel makes its way back to the owner

[themadscientest]

you just trashed a free fixie, good job, now buy another with your parents money you fucking hipster!

[schlooonginator]

This vid is right for all the wrong reasons.

[TheGloder123]

0.11 is the most funiest part hahahaha!!

[Blizake24123]

you forgot to say " Hi my name is dumbass and this is called the face plant"

[superbee]

Everything about this guys screams DB...

[gotwoody1]

only a fat faggot fixie rider would have a mullet 

[Sodahh]

nice mullet faggot

[skrednodnarb]

BIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FF lawl. Made my day. Thank you for that. ^_^

[Moffetts]

The long silence between 0:13 and 0:27 is funny as hell.

[Nonexistanthuman]

time to do this on the tricksters where i live while they arnt looking at their bike :D

[YOUISADERP]

Nice hair bro

[red97rum]

I know why he crashed.. He didn't have any "cool" neon colored rims on his douche lord hipster bike.

[oOoDaEnGoOo]

This video is incredibly akward...

So many brain fucks:

1. What the fuck happened with your front wheel?

2. Why is this fat kid even riding a bike?

3. What about your style? I just don't get get it, even hipsters don't dress like this

4. Mullet ...why?

5. Your fucked up friends

[figgsmania]

Looks like this was set up to get views

[MacWillyFortunes]

I thought you had to be skinny to wear skinny jeans?

[mhsfootball28]

you look like a complete fag

[fishyfiy]

eat shit bumm



[wendallstro]

@fishyfiy i think i have read a good portion of the comments on this video, i think yours is my favorite so far. hahaha. well done.

[growitEZ]

thats probabbly one of the funniest things ive ever seen, bam fork in ground!!

[mitun733]

aye bro, joey from full house called, he wants his mullet back.

[wendallstro]

@mitun733 haha, thats actually pretty funny. Although, i think uncle jesse had the more extreme mullet of the 2.

[B4DUDE]

Kiefer Sutherland called he want's his hair back

[whooridah]

thats what you get trying to rock that haircut..haha

[13kawasaki13]

Nice super deep v rim

[nickpridoroshko]

i laugh so hard))

[taskzulu]

Way to go tight slacks!!!!! Poser!

[greattechreviews]

sweet hair



[dk4everX]

that's not hipster. it's gay, and mainstream.

[curbArlecchino]

The cameraman was laughing so much the camera was shaking- especially just before the crash.

[darkchield]

that looks like micargi.

[Esudao]

awesome friends he has

[GeoJordan]

press 2 repeatedly for awesomeness

[beatrockas]

a well deserved face plant...



[artnano56]

At the end "Please don't die man!"

[ColeFried81]

Gay Haricut. Gay bike. Nice work man.

[losipoop]

that doesnt make any sense. the force of gravity alone should have held the front wheel on the bike permanently.

[Joanchovyy]

hahahaha, what a moron.

[poopinmusic]

Intelligence Fail

[PetiteFeet69]

LOOK AT YOUR FUCKING HAIR HAHAHAHAHAHA

[avalanchesoul]

deserve way worse that that for rocking that hair cut.

btw, fat guys shouldn't rock v necks. they just shouldn't.

[KamiiKaZeCinema]

Napolean Dynamite nuff said

[progresivebass]

dude... whats happens with your hair??... holy shit!!!

[progresivebass]

this is gooooodd shit!!!!

[408Albert]

man that would suck if u were going fast n you had done that.

[Dannyisgreatful]

hahaha sweet! x)

[Icallthechats]

You dress like a fucken idiot. Your hair is fucken stupid. Like if you agree.

[Carisabs]

the guy at the end was kinda cute.. ;)

[stevenmiramesa]

bent forks = angry biker.

[big92fs]

Fucking fat ass!

[Mrnickisquick]

that probably fucked the forks up

[temojs]

hahaha press #2 i can do this for ever

[rudyc18]

thats what you get for dressing like a stupid ass!!!

[ZachTheAmazing]

one hipster down... many to go.

[djpnoyako]

what just happened bro? five minutes later

[bucabrandon]

Okay I'm gonna go make sure my wheels are tight..

[acid69reflux]

yay one more faggy hipster hurt

[Radin13th]

thats a jackass right over there

[xXDCANTHONYDCXx]

Tat suck :(

[MarathonWeezy]

he wouldnt of ate shit if he had actually went with the wheelie haha

[shodyblz]

LMAo say good bye to your Teeth

[noahthomason11]

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[MonsterXQuattro]

What state is this in?

[wendallstro]

@MonsterXQuattro California, right out side LA

[slim0221]

@wendallstro that looks more like Virginia or something

[Danskiess]

@wendallstro is this near the green way bike trail ?

[KlownKrooK]

"whats the point of this? I can't stop" Obviously they made you ride it, and probably loosened the front nuts on the bike. You got joked on dude lol

[DanielDavisMusic]

looks like you might wanna hunt for some new friends

[justinssite]

damn. did you steal your sisters jeans?

[wendallstro]

@justinssite No. Didn't steal. Just borrowed. 

[BKBX1088]

@wendallstro lies

[wendallstro]

@BKBX1088 Lying about what?

[LiLPinoySteve]

@justinssite :DDDDDDDDDDDD

[ShabazzTheGreat19]

That's what you get for that haircut

[BIGfart7]

OUCH!! I know how BAD road rash hurts!!!! Got in a bike crash once, got a good 3 inch by 5 inch part of my stomach skin scrapped right off.

[MrZemangalho]

@BIGfart7 hoooly shiiit O_O

[ylilycam]

shitty haircut, shitty clothes, shitty mates

[desipher]

Aots!

[barbafarfa]

served him right for having a haircut like that

[joshhillar]

Nice Jeans

[simpsons4life333]

not a mullet its a mulhawk

[sudiskey]

@wendallstro yeah true guess i should of checked my spelling that was a fail ... i guess kinda XD

[sudiskey]

hey dude they invented somthing awsome ...................... its called a wrentch xD

[seriousquality]

@LonghornPhysicist you are so rite my flend

[W1LDwanderer]

What's a dude with a v-neck doing in a place like that?

[blackcanadianjew]

Fagg if u have balls u should talk sh*t back. Fuckn hill billy gay guy lol

[blackcanadianjew]

Thats why red necks dont ride fixies (;

[SgtKrackers09]

10 Speeds > Fixies

[snareman41]

That's not a hipster. It's a super hick.

[xxxvanderbilt]

No one even tried to put that wheel on. You got played bro.

[wendallstro]

@xxxvanderbilt You might be right man. I was wondering why they had the camera rolling. Jokes on me.

[PetiteFeet69]

@wendallstro im wondering why yer pants are so tight faggott

[wendallstro]

@PetiteFeet69 Haha.

[kobusher]

this video made my day, really, really funny. It's like the video of the martial arts guy with nunchaks flipping over and landing on his face

[dougmctx]

Sure it's a fixie and not a single speed? Seems that he's not pedaling it for a bit (though the periods are so short it's hard to be sure), and I might see a reaction arm when he's picking it up.

[RedFox10375]

All this video shows is that self-made fixie bikes are the stupidest fucking trend ever.

[FixieJeff]

The fail is at what he's wearing.

[loiotile2]

press 8 and what the hell is that noise

[GManGT]

fake

[tuned8e]

oh man I wish this would happen to every hipster in Chicago

[CayseyNicole]

Double Rainbow guy has this on his page..I HOPE YOU ARE OK!!! That was an awful fall. But I did laugh :) I'm sorry..Hope you are ok!!

[jmsiers]

Why didn't he run to him to see if he was alright! First check, then you can laugh. Sad! This is really funny though : )

[humphreys23]

pressing 3 repeatedly made me laugh

[Hungrybear9562]

@humphreys23 Pressing 2 is funnier.

[ilovebitchcakes]

@Hungrybear9562 True, and that dog barked at just the right time to make this priceless! lawls

[XXTheappleXX]

@Hungrybear9562 omg double rainbow

[JonTonNie]

Dude... There is some kind of dead animal on top of your head.

[hawkfish88]

If the front wheel wasn't torqued why the fuck did you do a wheelie ffs.

[lunaticasai]

HAX!

[outofaspell]

Lmfao!!!!! Thanks Bear for sharing...you weren't lying about it being funny!

[10footjesus]

hipster meet redneck

[gollotobi]

dont steal dad's socks!

[BikeTrial1995]

i only laughed when i saw his Mullet hahaha!

[theone11211111111111]

1980's called they want their mullet back! NOW!

[savagecabage]

thats what you get for having a mullet

[Hungrybear9562]

OMG everything about this, including the comments are priceless! Viral here you come ~:XD>-

[danielson742]

@Hungrybear9562 Yeah failblog definitely needs to review this and viral it shall get! Thanks for directing me to this clip! We love you!

[wendallstro]

@Hungrybear9562 thanks man. means a lot. i just hope so