Mad tv Taco Hell

[dieselscience]

"I got herpes. Thu end."

[ACE00766]

Those r the guys fron Key and Peele

[GarciaPando1989]

@ACE00766 no shit dude

[codplayer1290]

Who wants to order something off the raping menu?

[thankyourev38]

We should reinact this at my school for a fundraiser

[fanissocool]

racist asss mudafuckers!

[ROCKINGJAGUAR]

I wish us the real mexicans were just half as passionate about the real México as Jorge is about mexican food.

[kyndra0420]

You are racist basterds

[SpockOfRock]

"Does someone else want to order something off the raping menu?".  LOL!

[ViaDomus3]

@2:27

He slapped him so hard smoke came off his face LOL

btw its lorretas smoke but u kno wat i mean

[roxxibea]

jorge looks like my uncle rudy

[LadyLovely81]

LOL @ "big breads"..hahaha

[Cheezywhizz123]

"and where are my cinna-twists?!"

0.0 "CINNATWISTS" *chucks knife*

[tarantula9200]

Burned to the ground!!!! Hagaha

[PeskyTheWabbit]

actually a barquito is a small boat... not a chalupa

[fraroc]

@PeskyTheWabbit don't forget they're are several dialects of Spanish.

[ROCKINGJAGUAR]

@PeskyTheWabbit Jorge is mexican, and a chalupa is a traditional mexican boat, similar to a canoe-

[artdjmaster]

lol a squirt of lettuce

[kid1000kid]

best part! 2:22-2:27 :D



[ZFTMFW]

Would anyone else like to order off the RRRAPING MENU!

[gboy1441]

god coach hines and michael mcdonald are on a completely different plane from anyone else.

[Ncproductionsful24]

Now i may not be very good about knowing how much money is worth, but isn"t 40,000,000 pesos like 30,000,000 USD?

[MASTERZERO92]

@Ncproductionsful24 nah its more like around 4,000,000 to 3,000,000 USD

[MechanicalInternet]

Wow. I never saw this skit before.

[doublefaantasy]

Squirt. 

[BoomBucks]

That dude has a mix of Arabic & Persian accent, not Mexican!

[Desi4evah]

Creating a bastard child.. Hahaha!

[lemonade55able]

" A bag full of squirts!? " ROFLMFAO

[CHELITOXD900NEW]

I came with 14 millions pesos, you know what 14 millions pesos is here? I've got this hairnut XDXDXDXD

[marshallfaulk13]

CINNITWISTSSSS!

[AlienBeliever897]

LMFAO!!

[K8andNat]

I will never walk into taco bell the same ever again.

[julioaguirre1]

14 million pesos=1.3 million dollars

[joshx8]

@julioaguirre1 thats right so that must be one expensive hairnet



[YoungDre000]

dam why they cancel this show it was hella funny, way better than that lame saturday nite live -.-

[JacobTheRedWolf]

@YoungDre000 Ya know, SNL is pretty dry. It's been dry for years. YYYEAAARSSSSS.

[TheJMFDUDE]

squirt of the white stuff

[TheJMFDUDE]

@TheJMFDUDE with a cocking gun

[iphonefan3000000]

"Let me tell you my story: I've got herpes THE END!!!"

[zackeey]

LOL!!!

[mrxai658]

PS thats a stupid interpretation of their orders

[mrxai658]

you have dishonored both the SANCTITY of the Taco and the Burito. to they have that much value to have SANCTITY LOL 

[SoCalDualSport]

@mrxai658 fail

[Weegee9005]

So true.

[JTR1Cinema]

i got herpes. the end

[1Surge]

HAHAH I am Mexican and I don't go to taco bell, I can make better mexican food than tacobell with what I find in the leftovers from plates from a real Mexican restaurant. No offence to taco bell workers.(probably mexicans lol)

[BisuTenshi]

NO, NO, NO!!!!!!!!!!!

[joewhatthehellman]

now thats what i call acting

[em613]

LOL @ Chalupa. "It is a SMALL BOAT. A SMALL. BOAT"

[idrathermasturbate]

CINNATWISTS?...

[metalo509]

fuck when you taste a fucking real mexican burrito or taco your penis will fell down

[SeriouslyShade]

@metalo509 because of the sudden testosterone rush!

[rbermea]

14 million pesos, I think that's $1.4 million.

[NiMBuKun25]

40 million pesos is actually $3.22848 million U.S. dollars

[GottaLoveHailey]

El Toilet..LMAO

[br1mstone666]

Cholo mode

[YTMize]

squirrrrrrrrt

[LittleVMKGirl2]

A bag full of SQUIRTS? XD

[Dtzeo503]

i laugh at the part when he was saying chang chang shishan shishan

[kelseybug924]

Someone should have ordered a Mexican pizza :3

[tacos12399]

Bang Bang Chimichanga chimi chimi chang chang

[tacos12399]

Hahaahah Jorge my brother you forggot you'r puta!!

[Narcissus1216]

Jajaja q' risaaa este video!!! Pero es cierto, la comida mexicana en estados unidos es un exceso o mejor dicho, una BASURA!! Realmente, nada que ver con nuestra verdadera comida!

Pero, el video me hizo reir demasiado!!

:D

[midnightbeastlover1]

you know squirts is pretty muchh the tacos we eat today! so the video isnt lying! lmfao!

[tokersrule]

Does anyone notice Keegan keeps flashing the devil horns?

wtf

[Specialmindz]

This is exactly how I imagine John to be. You know, from Papa John's Pizza? His pizza is the best. It looks exactly like it does in the commercials. It's not that flat greasy looking shit that makes the box soggy, and it doesn't have cheese that looks like someone pissed in it then mixed it up and cooked it. The pepperoni doesn't look like it was treated with a slugehammer either. It's made with care, but you know...I never see John working there...

[Cutegurl111792]

@Specialmindz papa's johns is fire!

[Specialmindz]

@Cutegurl111792 Fired?

[Cutegurl111792]

@Specialmindz no fire mean like ya know good

[Specialmindz]

@Cutegurl111792 No not good, he's GRRREAT! Guess who I stole that from? XD I had to do it.

[sheshdd]

Keegan is hilarious haha

[buckoswald]

mi PROBLEMA?! there are so many!

[jackyboy120]

0:55 - 1:37 he makes a burrito with bread and 1 tomato?

[NinjaGamer54321]

one time when i was at taco bell i found a band aid and i got payed 100 grand to keep my mouth shut

[realstnig12]

One if the best mad tv videos

[theonlyoneW600]

reminds me a Machete jajajjaja, they jus f***K with the wrong mexican XD jajjajaja

[theonlyoneW600]

1 dollar = 12 pesos

[theonlyoneW600]

The tacos made in Taco bell is not real taco, this was very funny, For eat real Mexican food most be in the center of the country (or made by real Mexicans), like El DEFECTUOSO (MEXICO CITY), Jalisco, Morelos, Puebla etc etc... I live in Baja California and the Mexican food doesn't taste the same her. the Mexican food is not for big franchise's restaurants, is for a little cart or a fondas.or a traditional restaurant. ;)

[Z0hann]

BECAUSE YOU'RE DADDY IS AN UN-FIT PARENT!

[ROLANstoneD]

Why does home have to be with mommy, why can't it be with daddy?

BECAUSE YOUR DADDYS AN UNFIT PARENT!!!!

[littleshow96]

at 2:29 the bitch slap leaves behind smoke

[alfredorios1000]

@littleshow96 Thats smoke from the cigarette from the black lady lol

[TheVenger10]

"IT IS A SMALL BOAT IT IS A SMALLLLLL BOOOOOAAAATTTT!" LOL i love it!

[losbanosmonkey]

185 mexicans hate this video.. thats funny im from a place called the toilet aka los banos, ca lol.

[sonichockeyaug]

185 ppl prefer donimos pizza over taco hell

[Qweeerty20]

birch slap 2:25 ouch lol

[Qweeerty20]

@Qweeerty20 bitch*

[elgrigorio1]

I got herpes, DA END LMFAO

[ShadowDeathBl1tz]

I hate the damn laughing

[emmakip]

this is messsed up

[gregtheinfinite]

185 people don't like those "Big Breads"

[ZhangtheGreat]

185 people have dishonored both the sanctity of the taco and the innocence of the burrito.

[james737m]

give it a squirt of lettuce

[hhhkevin]

thumbs up if u thought this was a porno.

[jsha17]

in a smal town call it El toilet.... XD

[hardyzluver13]

I swear, in every single skit that Bobby Lee is in, he's always thrown to the ground somehow :D

[cougarfighting]

Holy shit i remember watching this when it first came out on t.v only funny memories now! lol! thx for uploading

[Kidz24]

Squirt of Lettuce and a Squirt of Napkins....

goddamnit lmao...

[judedudemude]

make that dude manger because he can speak english and he will not allow that tacobell go down in "SQUIRTS"

[Thelettersofurmomi]

In mexico we do not squirt! Lol

[MichaelL59]

did she jus say a "squirt of napkins" ? lol

[alfredorios1000]

@MichaelL59 Yes she did :D

[OdyXeus7]

You can see Daniele Gaither clapping at : 4:05

[WATSONMUTH]

El toilet lol

[VNATV61111]

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5ο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

[MrSchnookie]

Lol he pull a random knife put and chucks it at her...

[mrtundra45]

correct me if im wrong but isnt a "gordita" a little fat girl? lol

this is a menu item at taco bell. wtf?

[later26]

Dude 40 million mexican peso costs 3,404,880 USD - , - 3 million USD only bought him a hairnet??

[Rachamacha]

@later26 A foolish purchase if I may say so myself...

[yinyang10020]

Who else wants to order off the raping menu?!

[harris3693]

@yinyang10020 i order almost every week from the raping menu, LMAO!!!

[yinyang10020]

@harris3693 lol

[harris3693]

@yinyang10020 I order the double rape combo, with chloroform!!!

[yinyang10020]

@harris3693 lol

[harris3693]

@yinyang10020 what do you order off the raping menu? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yinyang10020]

@harris3693 the Big Rape Box

[harris3693]

@yinyang10020 LMAO, great choice!!!! comes with a call list full of hooker numbers!!!

[yinyang10020]

@harris3693 lol

[HardAssEnterprises]

@yinyang10020 Let me get a bang-bang chimichanga.

[yinyang10020]

@HardAssEnterprises that'll be $2.50 please

[HardAssEnterprises]

@yinyang10020 Jorge: Bang bang?

[yinyang10020]

@HardAssEnterprises Jorge: Chin chin chimi?

[KrazyBitch000]

@yinyang10020 yo mama

[yinyang10020]

@KrazyBitch000 i'm sure you so

[SHrehman12]

In Mexico we do not squirt. Hahahahahahahaha

[slitor]

I wish game developers had the same passion...

[JasielMartin92]

i wonder if there making fun of Taco Bell?

[TheKosuko213]

Done with what, a bag full of squirts? lol

[Bluebeast692]

i saw this when i was young and it was funny, 6 years later its still funny!

[TheYellowgalaxies143]

that is why i stopped going to taco bell

[LobsterRoc]

The mullet XD

[KaneAmaroq]

@LobsterRoc That's not a Mullet. A mullet is short hair on the top, and for some reason, long hair on the back. He just has long hair.

[addicted2muzikish]

im jealous of his hand motions

[frantowntyson]

wow he should have just retired in mexico with his 40 million pesos

[KaraHarvey1]

what was with the ending???

[SigurdHeathen]

I got herpes. Da end.

[NavySealWannabe67]

@SigurdHeathen XD

[JDzombaK]

"...And we makea love near the dough!" haha

[yourfault3456]

>| Horhe I see you, now don't fake press buttons on the microwave.

[cleancab]

A spork!!

[aguafinatv]

tHIS UGLY NI&&ER MAKES Mex people look bad and he makes a horrible Mex. Failed.

[BRANDON4905527]

@aguafinatv what u racist fuck cant say the n word right wat u a bitch. no need to fear us "niggers" cuz bet u cant beat one black 5 year old cuz ur a racist pussy

[guyrocksurworld101]

@aguafinatv shutup racist

[InnannasRainbow]

@aguafinatv He's not ugly and this a parody which means it is not to be taken seriously. Get over it.

[MonsterJammeroo]

2:25 BITCH SLAP

[superandycinta]

People relax chalupa it is a small boat used in a place called Xochimilco but it can also be food it´s a traditional dish from Puebla google it :O I love this madtv skit it´s awesome

[SweetRose1900]

Done with hwhat? A BAG FULL OF SQUIRTS?!

hahahah.

[mightybeanz55]

@SweetRose1900 LOL I'm dying. XD

[kurtischu168]

LOL "Give it a squirt of napkins and you done"

[zacharytheking1]

2:50-3:10 funny as hell!! lmao

[Raphie1996]

press 7 and listen to that little whore ;)

ohhh daddy

[spaceye]

BURRRRRRRRRITO

Oh my god, I think I just choked from laughing so hard

[iTunsiscool26]

Cinna twists!?!?! *puts foot on the table pulls out a throwing knife and throws it at the girl* lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololol

[alfredorios1000]

@iTunsiscool26 We all saw that happen already -_-

[iTunsiscool26]

@alfredorios1000 I know but...I thought it was funny :'(

[94Tka]

his pants r really high

[musiclove291]

this is hilarious but also true... no one with any respect for a country or its ethnic food would eat McMexican at Taco Bell

[WiiWheelWarper]

Gosh I love Mexican food...

[angelm650]

$1 is 10 pesos

[distortedfuzz]

Mad TV is the only show that makes me almost choke from laughter. I miss it.

[tpk4l]

One on my all time fave skits. DAMN I MISS THIS SHOW!!!!!!

[760iloveboobies]

squirt of the WHITE stuff

[alfredorios1000]

@760iloveboobies trolololololololololololololol­ololololololololololololololol­ololololololololololol

[FinalTrap]

bad acting

[BlodwenLilith]

I wouldn't be surprised if that is how they make it at taco bell -.-

[TheCaelanator]

@MrShadowPoo,

The line is, as follows: "If I were to make you a chalupa,I would have to order fifty board feet of southern yellow pine in 1x12 slats, because a chalupa is a SMALL BOAT! IT IS A SMALL BOAT!!!"

[anthyman1]

chalupa actually means boat

look it up

[MrShadowPoo]

If i were to make you a chalupa i would need to go to the lumberyard and ask for 50 blah blah in 1 by 12 slats because a chalupa is a SMALL BOAT!! IT IS A SMALL BOAT!!

[gunfighterdrummer]

How do you get a squirt of napkins?

[chrono4203]

I would have to go to the lumber yard, Because a chalupa is a SMALL BOAT, IT IS A SMALL BOAT!!!!!

[branstertalks]

what the hell liquid napkins

[Tcc80s]

We make love near the dough!

[KRATOSCHIEF]

·"BANG BANG CHIM CHIM CHIMI A CHANG CHANG CHANG SHISHAR SHISHAR" XD LOL

[hsojeliah]

@miztrguru Too bad you can't get any cash out of this.

[musicismyname7]

Is that Debra Wilson?

[DarkEmergence]

@musicismyname7 No.

[zami56]

so true we mexicans dont make burritos like that ... or tacos

[ENeyeCEE3]

i got this hair net... haha

[josemclovin]

IN MEJICO WE DO NOT SQUIRT----

[kpappletech]

I want one of Jorge's burrrrito's.

[aabram137]

the raping menu, comes with cinitwists