Demetri Martin - Boyfriend Bomb

[jprg1966]

Been there about 50 million times

[MrUtubesux]

he looks like a 12 year old in the thumbnail

[ineedya123]

Hes hot!!

[TheBenDoverProject]

Hey

Hey how are u?

good good how are you?

doing great wanna hook up?

i would but i have a boyfriend?

really?! i have a goldfish!

Um excuse me?

oh im sorry i thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter

[smokingfast]

Snuff Box handles the boyfriend bomb better than anyone else

[aseq2]

It isn't funny whatsoever, american. Not at all. The overreacting part is so bad it hurts. Get off any show grey sneaker dude.

[Astrapsody]

@aseq2 Oh hey, look guys! It's the pretentious non-american internet critique. That's something new. 

[meowcats210]

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad true!

[Zkoolness]

so true

[theshonen8899]

What's worse than the boyfriend bomb? The girlfriend bomb.

[redstripe19]

@theshonen8899 how the hell is that worse?

[theshonen8899]

@redstripe19 It means even if she eventually breaks up, she's still lesbian.

[tsadeel]

love the lean

[melltm]

ew :D

[3waybar]

Tell her like this.

- You just droped the boyfriend bomb. There's a video on youtube about it.

Then u take out your non apple smartphone device

and show this video to her.

[pdPOINTnCLICKbq]

Is anyone else tempted to say "FUCK!" next time they get hit with the boyfriend bomb?

[jejo02]

@KarateBoxer2012 lame

[EvoMike100]

LOL "Im from Jersey"

"OH my boyfriends from New Jersey"

"FUCK!!!"

[libertatus]

When the BFB drops simply ask some questions about him. 'What's his name?' 'Where did you meet?' 'What does he do for a living?' By the time she's answered you the dust has settled and then decide if you should continue the conversation. 'I was a pleasure to meet you....See ya 'round.'

[libertatus]

@libertatus P.S. -The Husband Bomb does seem to drop like an H-Bomb vaporizing almost everything in sight..

[McMatthew23]

Sitdown comedy.

[Eushawn20]

funny guy

[Zorayda85]

oh, goodness...saying that you know John and that it's awesome that he's her boyfriend.

[animeskateriddle]

"pfffft"

LMAO

[hmmg13]

He's so freaking cute!

[B1indFremen]

...

"My boyfriend's from New Jersey."

"Really? What's his name?"

"John."

"Oh man, I bet it was JOHN! I fucked his sweet ass so many times...and the things we DID! It was dirtier than a human Nun-tipede doing squats in a field of  upright cucumbers. THAT FUCKIN' GUY!"

*look wistfully toward the heavens and give a half grin*

[unamericano]

@B1indFremen where is that from?

[B1indFremen]

@unamericano made it up

[unamericano]

@B1indFremen lol it's a good one. Way to go. :D

[PoisonRockstar19]

Hmmmm, hes such a cutie! I remember watching this,and making damn sure i didnt miss it!

[Nardril]

Watch "Matt Berry - Boyfriend" It fits perfectly to this video

/watch?v=sHx9khi_QxI

[aha45]

Did they dub the fart in? How'd he do that?

[therealcoolin]

@aha45 i was at the taping of this one, he had a whoopee cushion haha

[georgek19]

lol I had to act my way through an I'm-married-bomb a few months ago.

[GuitarManSam555]

where did his beard go???

[theyootubepoopfan]

@GuitarManSam555 Will Ferrel shaved it >=(

[GuitarManSam555]

@theyootubepoopfan i just watched it that sucks it was awesome :/

[bloodyknuckleben]

holy shit thats so true

[babaca1997]

@bloodyknuckleben yup.