@JiminyKracker It actually isn't. It's certainly not good, but the first 20 minutes or so is the worst, and apart from Paris Hilton it's just a generic, mediocre "he realized she was beautiful all along" story.
@frauleinschwein yeah my official fb review: "Ok, made it halfway through which I think is close enough. And to be honest, the only grave mistake they made was casting Paris Hilton, who must be the most uncharismatic woman in the history of mankind. I'm not kidding - just watching her trying to put on seductive poses while jogging in slow motion to some cliched "dream weaver" type song is downright nauseating."
Of course, the whole plot is absurd bs - no work done on her, no "realisation" lol
@JiminyKracker The worst Paris Hilton part is at the end. When teh main guy is realizing he likes the "nottie", the hottie shows up and starts farting, spilling her drink, etc. So you think "oh, at least they're giving her some flaws". But no, it turns out later she was just faking it to see if he would still like her. The character is literally perfect, and that's lazy no matter who's playing her.
@frauleinschwein Well, I mean if we wanted to focus on all the plotholes we could write a whole book, perhaps several volumes.
The fact is that, he never gave the valentine to the right person. He was disgusted by her, and if she never had immense work done he could never have been attracted. And that usually not how attraction works anyway. It doesn't matter that the fat guy who used to shit himself went and got help and then lost a few pounds, the girl who knew him before will always remember
@JiminyKracker & if Paris could barely remember who he was when he knocked her over jogging, why would she remember who he gave a valentine to as well? Did everyone get cryogenically frozen after first grade until adult life?
As for dentists motivation for helping June - it makes no sense whatsoever. The movie demonstrates he can have any girl he wants, but spends months fixing a girl up so she'll be "grateful" & give it to him?
The movie achieved its aim of annoying the fuck outta me :)
Honestly, I bet 80% of you all didn't even see the movie! Paris did a great job and the movie is very very funny. So get over yourself seriously ?! Don't judge before you've actually watched the movie!
@ajaakola agreed. this movie wasnt all bad. alot about it sucks: the acting, the title, th ejokes. but the script is solid. it has a very redeeming quality. and christin Lakin and the male lead were actually pretty good actors. esp Christine lakin she was really really good at the end. but this is proof that having a terrible actress like PH can kill a movie.
the only reason everyone hates this is because of paris hilton for fuck sakes, get over the fact shes in it. i dont like her but whatever shes not HER in this movie shes someone else so watch and stfu.
I dont see what the fuss is all about, this movie have about average hollywood quailty standards. Shitty movie, yes, but like 98% of all movies are as shitty or worse.
C'mon now, I thought to be famous in Hollywood with no talent, you had to be hot or have a killer rack. She has neither! You have let me down, people.
This movie was the bomb! This trailer doesn't give the movie any sort of justice. If you want to see the whole movie for free an in high quality Just google yslides and the site should come up first result. Yslides is where I watched it and didn't have any problems. I would just put the website URL but I don't want youtube to mark my account as spam. LOL
This film is funny, but i think that Paris Hilton isn't pretty at all with all her injuries of her body. Everything of her body is changed and also she so stupid at all.
Lol, epic fail. Whoever gave this shit 1.5 stars our of 10 must have had either great pity or got a blowjob from the supposed hottie (aka unnatractive whore)
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I guess to make Miss Hilton look attractive by comparison, they had to go all out with her friend. This does't even look 'so bad its good' - as in Paris' affect on this film is worse than Ed Wood's would have been.
I'm tempted to watch this movie once to breathe in the sheer terror of it all. Should I go for it? I managed to make it through ''The Son of the Mask'', ''Santa Conquers the Martians"' and ''Manos:Hands of Fate'' without my eyes rolling into the back of my head and blood gushing out my ears. Waddaya guys think? Will this shit make my brain walk through the ship of Event Horizon while being having the HellRaiser cube unlocked up my ass?
In 2008 Paris starred in her first movie The Hottie & The Nottie. For some strange reason Paris is considered the "Hottie". * At the time of writing, it was the 10th Lowest Rated movie evar with a rating of 1.5 stars out of 10. * Only 28 people showed up on the opening weekend.
* Read the user comments for yourself. * Worldwide, only 5% of critics gave the movie a positive review.
@Toungester Christine Lakin is way better looking than Paris Hilton (at least IMO, but I'm sure a lot of people will agree with me), yet in this movie they made Lakin a super-ugly troll just to make Paris Hilton look good.
Although somewhere at the end of the movie, Lakin becomes a hottie. But that's only the end.
@AllieRX87 I know, I was suggesting that even with the ugly-troll make-up, she was still better looking than Paris. Which, I can still argue, she does.
it was just another excuse for paris to inflate her already over-inflated ego!
lukeyboy118 6 minutes ago
Hideous and unfunny!
kelmita2089 1 week ago
i dont feel good after watching this no joke at all i might puke on my keybord
RoostyNY 1 week ago
hahaha, the trailer might be fooling me, but this looks....not quite as bad as rotten tomatoes would have me believe!
JiminyKracker 2 weeks ago
@JiminyKracker It actually isn't. It's certainly not good, but the first 20 minutes or so is the worst, and apart from Paris Hilton it's just a generic, mediocre "he realized she was beautiful all along" story.
frauleinschwein 1 week ago
@frauleinschwein yeah my official fb review: "Ok, made it halfway through which I think is close enough. And to be honest, the only grave mistake they made was casting Paris Hilton, who must be the most uncharismatic woman in the history of mankind. I'm not kidding - just watching her trying to put on seductive poses while jogging in slow motion to some cliched "dream weaver" type song is downright nauseating."
Of course, the whole plot is absurd bs - no work done on her, no "realisation" lol
JiminyKracker 1 week ago
@JiminyKracker The worst Paris Hilton part is at the end. When teh main guy is realizing he likes the "nottie", the hottie shows up and starts farting, spilling her drink, etc. So you think "oh, at least they're giving her some flaws". But no, it turns out later she was just faking it to see if he would still like her. The character is literally perfect, and that's lazy no matter who's playing her.
frauleinschwein 2 days ago
@frauleinschwein Well, I mean if we wanted to focus on all the plotholes we could write a whole book, perhaps several volumes.
The fact is that, he never gave the valentine to the right person. He was disgusted by her, and if she never had immense work done he could never have been attracted. And that usually not how attraction works anyway. It doesn't matter that the fat guy who used to shit himself went and got help and then lost a few pounds, the girl who knew him before will always remember
JiminyKracker 2 days ago
@JiminyKracker & if Paris could barely remember who he was when he knocked her over jogging, why would she remember who he gave a valentine to as well? Did everyone get cryogenically frozen after first grade until adult life?
As for dentists motivation for helping June - it makes no sense whatsoever. The movie demonstrates he can have any girl he wants, but spends months fixing a girl up so she'll be "grateful" & give it to him?
The movie achieved its aim of annoying the fuck outta me :)
JiminyKracker 2 days ago
Evil fucking movie. . . .
PrimeYandereHeika 3 weeks ago
All the makeup in the world couldn't make Christine Lakin uglier than Hilton, and all the makeup in the world couldn't make Paris Hilton attractive.
TheChirpingAssholes 4 weeks ago
The nottie is zo ugly beacause Paris should looks better and better...
Shrooooon 1 month ago
i hate paris hilton. she sucks. she is a rich spoilt little brat. i hate her
sydneegaga 1 month ago
this looks like the stupidest movie.
iamolive98 1 month ago
Honestly, I bet 80% of you all didn't even see the movie! Paris did a great job and the movie is very very funny. So get over yourself seriously ?! Don't judge before you've actually watched the movie!
EmmaV54069 1 month ago
@EmmaV54069 I have watched the movie, and Paris Hilton still can't act.
leoniess15 1 month ago
i dont get it, isnt paris hilton supposed to be actually hot considering so much attention gets focused on her? shes like a beat up portia de rossi
Tripo1iSamson 1 month ago
Hell, Chris Laken is equal to Paris in reals life.
But she's not complete trash, so point to Chris!
Kaitlyn102798 1 month ago
0:50
GorgeWoodcock 1 month ago
0:20
1994Dem 1 month ago
why s everybody disliking
ToxicRemax 1 month ago
This is totally a cute movie! I was surprised! HIlton didn't do such a bad job!
sunnydayay 1 month ago
too disgusting
sainusoamazing 2 months ago
hilton's acting deserves to be in a porno ...
tmudean240 2 months ago 2
Paris Hilton is an awful excuse of an actress
nb45001 2 months ago
Thats -midly speaking- HORRIBLE!
MyNameIsGirlyCrazy 2 months ago
Which one's the hottie?
CylindricalWhistle 2 months ago 2
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darekdd 2 months ago
Should just be called 'the notties'
TheJordanese 2 months ago
A lot of people hate Paris or is just my impression?
addisonmoreirina 3 months ago
LOL when looking up the cast the nottie is actually way hotter than paris xDDDDDDDDD paris just can't help but wanting the attention
SoapCherry 3 months ago
I JUST LOST BRAIN CELLS HELP
midnightwallflower 3 months ago
wow, how ugly do you have to be to make paris hilton look good? XDD
Kurasshu88 3 months ago
no thank you
sapientersisincere 4 months ago
Planet Earth is a horrible place
Swedguy97 4 months ago
the irony on this movie is that Chrestine lakin is hotter than paris hilton
pintado15 4 months ago 4
@pintado15 That was exactly what i was gonna say until i've read your comment.
EmmyDelight 4 months ago
That is true
ramcharan49 4 months ago
my aunt's dog is called Christabel.
TheGoodNewsMessenger 5 months ago
im ganna dislike it cuz it has paris hilton in it
BBIsMyFetish 5 months ago 4
There's MANY celebs smarter and prettier than Penis Hilton.
ValyHxM 5 months ago
the funny thing is Christine Lakin is smoking hot. I didn't know it was her until they showed credits. She is seriously smoking...
ajaakola 5 months ago 10
@ajaakola agreed. this movie wasnt all bad. alot about it sucks: the acting, the title, th ejokes. but the script is solid. it has a very redeeming quality. and christin Lakin and the male lead were actually pretty good actors. esp Christine lakin she was really really good at the end. but this is proof that having a terrible actress like PH can kill a movie.
easypimpin123 1 day ago
why.. -.-'
Speed13Controle 6 months ago
I find the men more attractive
GeneralNutcase 6 months ago 4
Well, at least she's not a painfully obviously pretty girl in ugly glasses and frumpy hairdo. That bitch is hideous.
kztar621 6 months ago 5
the only reason everyone hates this is because of paris hilton for fuck sakes, get over the fact shes in it. i dont like her but whatever shes not HER in this movie shes someone else so watch and stfu.
OpsyTv 6 months ago
@OpsyTv No I think people hate the sheer shallowness of the movie. I mean sheesh. I feel wrong for just watching the trailer.
monkiebrane101 6 months ago
oh god.. this movie is. fucking disgusting!!!
demonrok122393 6 months ago
hands up anyone else who thinks his best friend "The" Greg Wilson is a fat little knobhead truly terrible movie
MrAnton101 6 months ago
The opening weekend it got 28,000... which is around 249$ per movie theatre, which is like 5 people per showing.... sad isn't it
crazypete3 6 months ago
f***ng disgusting
pjtechy 6 months ago
people only hate this movie bcoz its paris hilton in it
TheRandomRawrr 6 months ago
STUPIDEST MOVIE EVER.....
vickyboy96 7 months ago
I tried to watch the movie, but i just got bored.....
BlobberLove 7 months ago
I would rather eat horse shit than watching this movie.
kodatastical 7 months ago
I HATE EVERYONE.
kodatastical 7 months ago 5
This movie wasn´t that bad but it had a poor ending and I hate Paris Hilton.
Miamicop100 9 months ago 3
isn't that Norm from Avatar?
MEWtiful 9 months ago 3
am i the only one who thinks this movie is good?
NikitaHoney 9 months ago
this movie is more disturbing than the human centipede
7thBOSS 9 months ago
the fuck is this shit
paradoxparody 9 months ago
this movie looks ridiculous
1foottall 10 months ago
So Paris is the Nottie?
GKrizzel 10 months ago
So Paris is the Nottie?
GKrizzel 10 months ago
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I GOTTA SEE THIS
Godschild8606 10 months ago
I think I just got a STD by watching the trailer...
ThaBlackSoldier56 11 months ago 31
why didn't they take the money they used to make this movie and donate it to cancer research..... seriously
westben2000 11 months ago 4
Yes,like Paris would really have a troll for her BBF
3piper 11 months ago
407 dislikes
amiiiii100 1 year ago
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amiiiii100 1 year ago
this movie was full of so much fail, its almost a freakin win LOL
Solidox2k 1 year ago 2
More like the AIDS and the nottie.
SirTokiWartooth 1 year ago 2
wow this looks so shit
hottamalehottamale 1 year ago
I dont see what the fuss is all about, this movie have about average hollywood quailty standards. Shitty movie, yes, but like 98% of all movies are as shitty or worse.
DrakeIcn 1 year ago
lololololol this movie is a failure lololol
MechanicalWood 1 year ago
i rly had to puke man....
durdukje 1 year ago
LOL
HorridDreams 1 year ago
what a sad waste of film...
bulldog666999 1 year ago
i made the mistake of watching part of this. I'm surprised i lasted 30 minutes in.
It was THE most horrible experience of my life. Worst movie ever. I literally almost threw up
ayuan227 1 year ago
@ayuan227
Oh God, really?
n0oneimportant 1 year ago
I wanna ejaculate inside paris hiltons loose pussy RAW!!!
DarkSeed1989 1 year ago
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She looks like a deformed chipmunk.
MaMudkipzIsTrollin 1 year ago
HAHAHAH the other girl is hotter than paris hilton.
Shweta1509 1 year ago
LAWL PARIS HILTON IS THE HOTTIE
macr0machine 1 year ago
Well this just looks like a barrel of laughs!
Zerrith 1 year ago
yh shes hot but yh she such a rtard
empv2 1 year ago
An average of 5 people per theatre opening weekend.....HA hahaha HA hahaa
grendelee 1 year ago
C'mon now, I thought to be famous in Hollywood with no talent, you had to be hot or have a killer rack. She has neither! You have let me down, people.
HaxxorsProduction 1 year ago
hehe girls dont seem to like paris hilton :p
CyrusBro 1 year ago 2
praris hilton's a whore.
little miss worthless peace of shit.
go kill you're self bitch so we donn't have to see movies like this again.
sandrapevka 1 year ago
why she is in a movie?
R8Y3RCRVFT3R 1 year ago
Oh my god! The toe nail! NOT THE TOE NAIL!!!!!
AnonymousHot 1 year ago
im sorry! im sorry! i fucking watched this movie! please god dont kill me! plesaseee!!!
monkeyrahha 1 year ago
uggh her face is awful
MrSketchtastic 1 year ago
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This movie was the bomb! This trailer doesn't give the movie any sort of justice. If you want to see the whole movie for free an in high quality Just google yslides and the site should come up first result. Yslides is where I watched it and didn't have any problems. I would just put the website URL but I don't want youtube to mark my account as spam. LOL
ronty44 1 year ago
Also Paris Hilton has a square masculine jaw and is generally a worthless human being
avi8r1 1 year ago
Oh god jesus christ somebody actually thought this movie was a good idea. Somebody liked the pitch enough to give it a budget, a cast and a director.
Fuck movie piracy, shit like this is why some studios never make any money.
avi8r1 1 year ago
I'd rather watch Troll 2 for 24 hours straight than watch this abortion.
monicannabella 1 year ago 5
hey Paris who said you were hot? Huh? Man I hate her
Awinterdust1996 1 year ago 3
This film is funny, but i think that Paris Hilton isn't pretty at all with all her injuries of her body. Everything of her body is changed and also she so stupid at all.
dnielleee 1 year ago
Lol, epic fail. Whoever gave this shit 1.5 stars our of 10 must have had either great pity or got a blowjob from the supposed hottie (aka unnatractive whore)
sickweirdo 1 year ago
This movie was terrible because Paris Hilton was in it.
TalkingTomato 1 year ago
I swear these movies just get stupider and stupider every freakin year.
Shanna678 1 year ago
HAHAHA OH WOW
Balkongmonstret 1 year ago
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DominiqueColemanFk 1 year ago
Paris Hilton is hotter than Al from Step-by-step?! WTF!
MachonyLeeoun 1 year ago
I can't believe this movie exists, hell how is Paris Hilton the Hottie, un-fucking-believable.
dlable 1 year ago
no way I'm gonna watch this shit
alanot 1 year ago 4
I guess to make Miss Hilton look attractive by comparison, they had to go all out with her friend. This does't even look 'so bad its good' - as in Paris' affect on this film is worse than Ed Wood's would have been.
TheMinxTail 2 years ago
No way...I'd fuck Paris Hilton any day...She's is real hot compared to any bitch in this video.
7memoriesofhate 1 year ago
This film's title alone is ironic.
Paris Hilton is disgusting.
mk741 2 years ago 44
ONLY IN AMERICA
nicha112 2 years ago 5
This did the opposite effect. Now I don't really want to watch it. ~_~
CompleteChick 2 years ago 3
The reason why people hate america
RetinendParadox 2 years ago 97
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ok if people hate america why are we one of the best damn nations ever
KaTiEZZZZLoL90210 1 year ago
....who said you are ??
ostaplyakh2008 1 year ago
@RetinendParadox trust me, it's not that :D
lindaxpowerpill 6 months ago
WHY!!!
LamentOfInnocence1 2 years ago
This essentially sums up everything I was thinking seeing this trailer. Only with a question mark.
jeveuxlesoleil 2 years ago
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lilamah 2 years ago
i watched it ydai =err nooo
JackedYourSwing 2 years ago
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donneemanuel 2 years ago
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it is a good movie
hillary135 2 years ago
the film is just nothing...
iambarking 2 years ago
this movie is so bad that itz bad!
joseph18dx 2 years ago 2
That ugly chick is so hot compared to Paris hilton (I mean in the real life)
I'm disappointed she took the script.
tybash 2 years ago
Boo.
GingerRedGirl 2 years ago
Wait, which one's "the hottie"?
WTFMAKINGANACCOUNT 2 years ago
This is a hilarious movie and genious, I guess I'm an arrogent prick but hey I feel good for some reason when I see this
beverlyskates 2 years ago
@beverlyskates You spelled genius wrong...
Zerrith 1 year ago
It is advised to have multiple glasses of lemon juice to squeeze into your eyes, so you don't vomit.
Aff01000001 2 years ago
Breakdown of society.
doom032 2 years ago
Why does youtube make me give it at least one star? This film deserves much less than that!
RPGPlayer01 2 years ago 19
hope she gets raped. both bitches
BigHashTouraj 2 years ago
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worst movie ever
ezequieldavid 2 years ago 3
rather stick my dick in roadkill than watch this
alekivk 2 years ago
so what ... paris doesnt get her tits out?
Crosswizz 2 years ago
What did they do to Christine Lakin? OMG... I just saw the "Red Canyon" trailer - it definitely shows a better side of Christine - looks intense.
rlemke38 2 years ago
I'm tempted to watch this movie once to breathe in the sheer terror of it all. Should I go for it? I managed to make it through ''The Son of the Mask'', ''Santa Conquers the Martians"' and ''Manos:Hands of Fate'' without my eyes rolling into the back of my head and blood gushing out my ears. Waddaya guys think? Will this shit make my brain walk through the ship of Event Horizon while being having the HellRaiser cube unlocked up my ass?
geffrod 2 years ago 5
this move makes me not want to be an American
TheRetardBrigade 2 years ago 3
complete shit lol
Dakashizzlenizzle 2 years ago
THIS MOVIE.
IS SO FUCKING BAD.
Dark0ne3321 2 years ago 2
this is one of the most lame movies i've ever seen.
officer020413 2 years ago 2
this movie is absolute rubbish one of the worst films i've ever seen
mplm95 2 years ago 3
THIS IS SHIT
*barf*
GuyanaGirl00 2 years ago
gay
Idontfearyou 2 years ago
In my opinion Paris Hilton is NOT SEXY
hikarlos 2 years ago 111
agreed
mplm95 2 years ago
it's not your opinion, its the TRUTH!
veeisdelicious 2 years ago 3
@hikarlos she is awful
MrSketchtastic 1 year ago
In 2008 Paris starred in her first movie The Hottie & The Nottie. For some strange reason Paris is considered the "Hottie". * At the time of writing, it was the 10th Lowest Rated movie evar with a rating of 1.5 stars out of 10. * Only 28 people showed up on the opening weekend.
* Read the user comments for yourself. * Worldwide, only 5% of critics gave the movie a positive review.
=EPIC FAIL
o0houseofbread0o 2 years ago 10
nice copy-pasta from ed.
MarkWilliams212 2 years ago 7
Holy shit that's the shit hole I just came from.
gamefreak1000000 2 years ago
what ed? that place is ausome just stay away from the offended page.
MarkWilliams212 2 years ago 3
ye its crap
mplm95 2 years ago
@o0houseofbread0o This wasn't her first movie, she was in the house of wax in 2005
PissOnTheCowboys 7 months ago
Paris Hilton has scary chicken feet.
ChromeTruckNutz 2 years ago 5
LOL dragon guarding the princess !!!
Styk0s 2 years ago
Trailor...trash
perjuchan 2 years ago
Its like the sick feeling you get when you see a dead kitten at the roadside.
hosweetim89 2 years ago 7
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The Whorttie made a new movie!?
hosweetim89 2 years ago
1.7/10
opeed1999 2 years ago 3
I thought she was the sluttie
FallenPaladin85 2 years ago 4
Paris Hilton is a stupid ugly tramp.
topsy420 2 years ago 4
i think there should be some an hero in there somewhere
Clairamel1 2 years ago 2
OH SHI-
andariel1844 2 years ago
Reasons why this fim is crape:
Paris hilton as actor.
wrong message, People shouldn't jugde on the outside, but on the inside.
Paris stole the role of hottie. (most likely)
This film was already in the top 10 worst films ever before it even was released.
Head role played by a girl that isn't hot, dumber than my rabbit and a complete whore.
Two words for this film: EPIC FAIL!!!
I may envy her because of here wealth, But further more I would never switch places with her.
randolf047 2 years ago 3
judging solely by the trailer, this movie looks like crap, especially with the message being sent out.
and i thought epic movie was crap... lol.
ShiMusouka 2 years ago 4
Tell me if I'm wrong. but Paris Hilton is as hot as frozen lemonade.
She's not a "hottie" she's a "slutty" :). A hottie is in my opinion someone like Shakira.
juedy2606 2 years ago 9
In real life, the girl playing the "nottie" is really more of a hottie than Paris.
Christine Lakin is amazingly gorgeous.
AllieRX87 2 years ago 40
yeah dude totally
Styk0s 2 years ago
@AllieRX87 shes still hotter here.
lilamah 2 years ago
@AllieRX87 How do you mean "In real life"? Isn't she the hottie in this?
Toungester 1 year ago
@Toungester Christine Lakin is way better looking than Paris Hilton (at least IMO, but I'm sure a lot of people will agree with me), yet in this movie they made Lakin a super-ugly troll just to make Paris Hilton look good.
Although somewhere at the end of the movie, Lakin becomes a hottie. But that's only the end.
AllieRX87 1 year ago
@AllieRX87 I know, I was suggesting that even with the ugly-troll make-up, she was still better looking than Paris. Which, I can still argue, she does.
Toungester 1 year ago
does anybody know the song in the last part?
jannCbok 2 years ago
Just which one is suppose to be the hottie again?
hpufo 2 years ago 12
bah paris is a ugly bitch , i cant look her
Artwass 2 years ago 8
its her noise
FenderUsa 2 years ago