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  • it was just another excuse for paris to inflate her already over-inflated ego!

  • Hideous and unfunny!

  • i dont feel good after watching this no joke at all i might puke on my keybord

  • hahaha, the trailer might be fooling me, but this looks....not quite as bad as rotten tomatoes would have me believe!

  • @JiminyKracker It actually isn't. It's certainly not good, but the first 20 minutes or so is the worst, and apart from Paris Hilton it's just a generic, mediocre "he realized she was beautiful all along" story.

  • @frauleinschwein yeah my official fb review: "Ok, made it halfway through which I think is close enough. And to be honest, the only grave mistake they made was casting Paris Hilton, who must be the most uncharismatic woman in the history of mankind. I'm not kidding - just watching her trying to put on seductive poses while jogging in slow motion to some cliched "dream weaver" type song is downright nauseating."

    Of course, the whole plot is absurd bs - no work done on her, no "realisation" lol

  • @JiminyKracker The worst Paris Hilton part is at the end. When teh main guy is realizing he likes the "nottie", the hottie shows up and starts farting, spilling her drink, etc. So you think "oh, at least they're giving her some flaws". But no, it turns out later she was just faking it to see if he would still like her. The character is literally perfect, and that's lazy no matter who's playing her.

  • @frauleinschwein Well, I mean if we wanted to focus on all the plotholes we could write a whole book, perhaps several volumes.

    The fact is that, he never gave the valentine to the right person. He was disgusted by her, and if she never had immense work done he could never have been attracted. And that usually not how attraction works anyway. It doesn't matter that the fat guy who used to shit himself went and got help and then lost a few pounds, the girl who knew him before will always remember

  • @JiminyKracker & if Paris could barely remember who he was when he knocked her over jogging, why would she remember who he gave a valentine to as well? Did everyone get cryogenically frozen after first grade until adult life?

    As for dentists motivation for helping June - it makes no sense whatsoever. The movie demonstrates he can have any girl he wants, but spends months fixing a girl up so she'll be "grateful" & give it to him?

    The movie achieved its aim of annoying the fuck outta me :)

  • Evil fucking movie. . . .

  • All the makeup in the world couldn't make Christine Lakin uglier than Hilton, and all the makeup in the world couldn't make Paris Hilton attractive.

  • The nottie is zo ugly beacause Paris should looks better and better...

  • i hate paris hilton. she sucks. she is a rich spoilt little brat. i hate her

  • this looks like the stupidest movie.

  • Honestly, I bet 80% of you all didn't even see the movie! Paris did a great job and the movie is very very funny. So get over yourself seriously ?! Don't judge before you've actually watched the movie!

  • @EmmaV54069 I have watched the movie, and Paris Hilton still can't act.

  • i dont get it, isnt paris hilton supposed to be actually hot considering so much attention gets focused on her? shes like a beat up portia de rossi

  • Hell, Chris Laken is equal to Paris in reals life.

    But she's not complete trash, so point to Chris!

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  • why s everybody disliking

  • This is totally a cute movie! I was surprised! HIlton didn't do such a bad job!

  • too disgusting 

  • hilton's acting deserves to be in a porno ...

  • Paris Hilton is an awful excuse of an actress

  • Thats -midly speaking- HORRIBLE!

  • Which one's the hottie?

  • Should just be called 'the notties'

  • A lot of people hate Paris or is just my impression?

  • LOL when looking up the cast the nottie is actually way hotter than paris xDDDDDDDDD paris just can't help but wanting the attention

  • I JUST LOST BRAIN CELLS HELP

  • wow, how ugly do you have to be to make paris hilton look good? XDD

  • no thank you

  • Planet Earth is a horrible place

  • the irony on this movie is that Chrestine lakin is hotter than paris hilton

  • @pintado15 That was exactly what i was gonna say until i've read your comment.

  • That is true

  • my aunt's dog is called Christabel.

  • im ganna dislike it cuz it has paris hilton in it

  • There's MANY celebs smarter and prettier than Penis Hilton.

  • the funny thing is Christine Lakin is smoking hot. I didn't know it was her until they showed credits. She is seriously smoking...

  • @ajaakola agreed. this movie wasnt all bad. alot about it sucks: the acting, the title, th ejokes. but the script is solid. it has a very redeeming quality. and christin Lakin and the male lead were actually pretty good actors. esp Christine lakin she was really really good at the end. but this is proof that having a terrible actress like PH can kill a movie.

  • why.. -.-'

  • I find the men more attractive

  • Well, at least she's not a painfully obviously pretty girl in ugly glasses and frumpy hairdo. That bitch is hideous.

  • the only reason everyone hates this is because of paris hilton for fuck sakes, get over the fact shes in it. i dont like her but whatever shes not HER in this movie shes someone else so watch and stfu.

  • @OpsyTv No I think people hate the sheer shallowness of the movie. I mean sheesh. I feel wrong for just watching the trailer.

  • oh god.. this movie is. fucking disgusting!!!

  • hands up anyone else who thinks his best friend "The" Greg Wilson is a fat little knobhead truly terrible movie

  • The opening weekend it got 28,000... which is around 249$ per movie theatre, which is like 5 people per showing.... sad isn't it

  • f***ng disgusting

  • people only hate this movie bcoz its paris hilton in it

  • STUPIDEST MOVIE EVER.....

  • I tried to watch the movie, but i just got bored.....

  • I would rather eat horse shit than watching this movie.

  • I HATE EVERYONE.

  • This movie wasn´t that bad but it had a poor ending and I hate Paris Hilton.

  • isn't that Norm from Avatar?

  • am i the only one who thinks this movie is good?

  • this movie is more disturbing than the human centipede

  • the fuck is this shit

  • this movie looks ridiculous

  • So Paris is the Nottie?

  • So Paris is the Nottie?

  • I think I just got a STD by watching the trailer...

  • why didn't they take the money they used to make this movie and donate it to cancer research..... seriously

  • Yes,like Paris would really have a troll for her BBF

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  • this movie was full of so much fail, its almost a freakin win LOL

  • More like the AIDS and the nottie.

  • wow this looks so shit

  • I dont see what the fuss is all about, this movie have about average hollywood quailty standards. Shitty movie, yes, but like 98% of all movies are as shitty or worse.

  • lololololol this movie is a failure lololol

  • i rly had to puke man....

  • LOL

  • what a sad waste of film...

  • i made the mistake of watching part of this. I'm surprised i lasted 30 minutes in.

    It was THE most horrible experience of my life. Worst movie ever. I literally almost threw up

  • @ayuan227

    Oh God, really?

  • I wanna ejaculate inside paris hiltons loose pussy RAW!!!

  • HAHAHAH the other girl is hotter than paris hilton.

  • LAWL PARIS HILTON IS THE HOTTIE

  • Well this just looks like a barrel of laughs!

  • yh shes hot but yh she such a rtard

  • An average of 5 people per theatre opening weekend.....HA hahaha HA hahaa

  • C'mon now, I thought to be famous in Hollywood with no talent, you had to be hot or have a killer rack. She has neither! You have let me down, people.

  • hehe girls dont seem to like paris hilton :p

  • praris hilton's a whore.

    little miss worthless peace of shit.

    go kill you're self bitch so we donn't have to see movies like this again.

  • why she is in a movie?

  • Oh my god! The toe nail! NOT THE TOE NAIL!!!!!

  • im sorry! im sorry! i fucking watched this movie! please god dont kill me! plesaseee!!!

  • uggh her face is awful

  • Also Paris Hilton has a square masculine jaw and is generally a worthless human being

  • Oh god jesus christ somebody actually thought this movie was a good idea. Somebody liked the pitch enough to give it a budget, a cast and a director.

    Fuck movie piracy, shit like this is why some studios never make any money.

  • I'd rather watch Troll 2 for 24 hours straight than watch this abortion.

  • hey Paris who said you were hot? Huh? Man I hate her

  • This film is funny, but i think that Paris Hilton isn't pretty at all with all her injuries of her body. Everything of her body is changed and also she so stupid at all.

  • Lol, epic fail. Whoever gave this shit 1.5 stars our of 10 must have had either great pity or  got a blowjob from the supposed hottie (aka unnatractive whore)

  • This movie was terrible because Paris Hilton was in it.

  • I swear these movies just get stupider and stupider every freakin year.

  • HAHAHA OH WOW

  • I comprehend there is a pro and cons, like and dislike of this movie. But you absence to? immune it by watching it before comment about this movie. Watch it for fr33 at onlinehqmovies . com

  • Paris Hilton is hotter than Al from Step-by-step?! WTF!

  • I can't believe this movie exists, hell how is Paris Hilton the Hottie, un-fucking-believable.

  • no way I'm gonna watch this shit

  • I guess to make Miss Hilton look attractive by comparison, they had to go all out with her friend. This does't even look 'so bad its good' - as in Paris' affect on this film is worse than Ed Wood's would have been.

  • No way...I'd fuck Paris Hilton any day...She's is real hot compared to any bitch in this video.

  • This film's title alone is ironic.

    Paris Hilton is disgusting.

  • ONLY IN AMERICA

  • This did the opposite effect. Now I don't really want to watch it. ~_~

  • The reason why people hate america

  • ....who said you are ??

  • @RetinendParadox trust me, it's not that :D

  • WHY!!!

  • This essentially sums up everything I was thinking seeing this trailer. Only with a question mark.

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  • i watched it ydai =err nooo

  • the film is just nothing...

  • this movie is so bad that itz bad!

  • That ugly chick is so hot compared to Paris hilton (I mean in the real life)

    I'm disappointed she took the script.

  • Boo.

  • Wait, which one's "the hottie"?

  • This is a hilarious movie and genious, I guess I'm an arrogent prick but hey I feel good for some reason when I see this

  • @beverlyskates You spelled genius wrong...

  • It is advised to have multiple glasses of lemon juice to squeeze into your eyes, so you don't vomit.

  • Breakdown of society.

  • Why does youtube make me give it at least one star? This film deserves much less than that!

  • hope she gets raped. both bitches

  • rather stick my dick in roadkill than watch this

  • so what ... paris doesnt get her tits out?

  • What did they do to Christine Lakin? OMG... I just saw the "Red Canyon" trailer - it definitely shows a better side of Christine - looks intense.

  • I'm tempted to watch this movie once to breathe in the sheer terror of it all. Should I go for it? I managed to make it through ''The Son of the Mask'', ''Santa Conquers the Martians"' and ''Manos:Hands of Fate'' without my eyes rolling into the back of my head and blood gushing out my ears. Waddaya guys think? Will this shit make my brain walk through the ship of Event Horizon while being having the HellRaiser cube unlocked up my ass?

  • this move makes me not want to be an American

  • complete shit lol

  • THIS MOVIE.

    IS SO FUCKING BAD.

  • this is one of the most lame movies i've ever seen.

  • this movie is absolute rubbish one of the worst films i've ever seen

  • THIS IS SHIT

    *barf*

  • gay

  • In my opinion Paris Hilton is NOT SEXY

  • agreed

  • it's not your opinion, its the TRUTH!

  • @hikarlos she is awful

  • In 2008 Paris starred in her first movie The Hottie & The Nottie. For some strange reason Paris is considered the "Hottie". * At the time of writing, it was the 10th Lowest Rated movie evar with a rating of 1.5 stars out of 10. * Only 28 people showed up on the opening weekend.

     * Read the user comments for yourself. * Worldwide, only 5% of critics gave the movie a positive review.

    =EPIC FAIL

  • nice copy-pasta from ed.

  • Holy shit that's the shit hole I just came from.

  • what ed? that place is ausome just stay away from the offended page.

  • ye its crap

  • @o0houseofbread0o This wasn't her first movie, she was in the house of wax in 2005

  • Paris Hilton has scary chicken feet.

  • LOL dragon guarding the princess !!!

  • Trailor...trash

  • Its like the sick feeling you get when you see a dead kitten at the roadside.

  • 1.7/10

  • I thought she was the sluttie

  • Paris Hilton is a stupid ugly tramp.

  • i think there should be some an hero in there somewhere

  • OH SHI-

  • Reasons why this fim is crape:

    Paris hilton as actor.

    wrong message, People shouldn't jugde on the outside, but on the inside.

    Paris stole the role of hottie. (most likely)

    This film was already in the top 10 worst films ever before it even was released.

    Head role played by a girl that isn't hot, dumber than my rabbit and a complete whore.

    Two words for this film: EPIC FAIL!!!

    I may envy her because of here wealth, But further more I would never switch places with her.

  • judging solely by the trailer, this movie looks like crap, especially with the message being sent out.

    and i thought epic movie was crap... lol.

  • Tell me if I'm wrong. but Paris Hilton is as hot as frozen lemonade.

    She's not a "hottie" she's a "slutty" :). A hottie is in my opinion someone like Shakira.

  • In real life, the girl playing the "nottie" is really more of a hottie than Paris.

    Christine Lakin is amazingly gorgeous.

  • yeah dude totally

  • @AllieRX87 shes still hotter here.

  • @AllieRX87 How do you mean "In real life"? Isn't she the hottie in this?

  • @Toungester Christine Lakin is way better looking than Paris Hilton (at least IMO, but I'm sure a lot of people will agree with me), yet in this movie they made Lakin a super-ugly troll just to make Paris Hilton look good.

    Although somewhere at the end of the movie, Lakin becomes a hottie. But that's only the end.

  • @AllieRX87 I know, I was suggesting that even with the ugly-troll make-up, she was still better looking than Paris. Which, I can still argue, she does.

  • does anybody know the song in the last part?

  • Just which one is suppose to be the hottie again?

  • bah paris is a ugly bitch , i cant look her

  • its her noise