IOSYS - Murasame UNITED: The Unbelievable Alice Assault english subs

[FirexXxAir]

Love the part 3:13

patchy

X)

[tdo0msday]

is this... true rap?

[cjtaba1]

Marisa: Say HO!

Patchouli and Alice: HOE!

[TheSkullNinja]

...and thats when Patchouli was nicknamed: Patchuppa the Rapper

[FieliaElectronic]

"what a half-assed answer..." XDD

[Azartusfar]

It is from your enemies that you learn, not your friends.

[TheSkullNinja]

SAY HOOOH! SAY HOOOOH!

[maychanx31]

Lol! I could just imagine this being blasted from the car of a person who likes Touhou. XD

[maychanx31]

@maychanx31 By the way I would do it if I had a car! XD Touhou is awesome! :)

[AnimexXxMusicFREAK]

Alice you are a good rapper,but...

...PATCHOULI LIKE A BOSS!

[RandomManga1]

RAPPING PATCHOULI.

That is all.

[happyhippo2704]

HO! HO!

[Pyrobaconstudios]

Hark! Atlast, an MP3 of this! oh wait... megaupload.. V.V

[Doopute]

Why is there a video with huge boobs in the related ?

[MarisaHanamura]

@Doopute ... where

[poptya]

@Doopute It gives suggestions based on what you've been watching...

[advarcher]

@Doopute aren't those suggestions usually meant for relevant stuff to the viewer? xD

[hanyuo]

WHERE MAH' WITCHES AT?

[Masuo15]

The download for the song...is death D:

[giusti2006]

黙って！

[Ricewarrior01]

I want a gif of those dancing Sanaes in the backround.

[tjfosk]

2:34

Dat shoop da whoop when Marisa comes in, at the background. xD

[sergiocrush]

SAY HO SAY HO

OH...COME ON XD

[DarkWingedHunter]

my friend wanted to rap battle me, and he lost his face after i recited this video to him

[mmmnnrhjjhryj]

HUZZAH!

[drap13]

OK download MP3!.... megaupload T_T

[259]

@drap13 If you still want the MP3 then send me a PM and I'll give you a link.

[Purianite]

Patchouli Knowledge = best rapper alive.

[ghoohg551]

Press 5, watch the Immovable Library move, repeat.

[hannyyuu]

epic

[grantiestick]

2:08 SPINNING!!!

[ZodlerZod]

@grantiestick watch him smoke this crack,

[dableutyef]

Oh my god megaupload is destroyed. Please upload the song somwhere else ;_;

[ShadowSlayerMikal]

1:40 , super marisa land lol

[ProgInternetExplorer]

I like Marisa's voice !

[RazXIII]

// 2:15 - Dat face.

[Ichbindereine]

lol, its Patchuppa the Rapper

[localnineball]

Oh my Kanako, what is going on in the background? o_e"

[predvcecerom]

well maybe rap isnt that bad for you after all :D

[adia1304]

great animation

[OlaCola03]

Patchouli I didn't knew you were such a good rapper xD

[supermegasonic]

somehow this reminded me a lot of OreImo

alice - Kirino

patchy - Kuroneko

marisa - Kyousuke

anyway awesome vid.

[HiraHiraEndlessNight]

They rap instead of using danmaku? Blasphemy!

[MrOrdosan]

lol at hellomynameisN...somebody must not have had a good childhood if he thinks people will grow out and think its all stupid...not how that works..cuz were all may or may not grow out of it but will still be proud to have it as memories of our youth that we enjoyed

[spartacusbr1]

@ HellomynameisN yo seriously? First of all why if u don't like Touhou either shorts or fandub made vids or videogames why are you watching them? Just let everyone who actually enjoy anything that has to do with Touhou enjoy them! And don't be worrying about ppl growing out of it! Just leave them alone. Thanks

[BunnaySango]

touhou rappers....amazing

[CirnoLikesMath]

this is the only rap song I have ever liked!

[solidsnakefovever]

I watched this back when I knew little about the charecters and story and all I knew where the games and looking back I'm glad I stuck with it all these years

[Pwn4ge3Productions]

@solidsnakefovever same here duude

[hidrokobra]

1:52 : Patchouli's epic face xD

[hainelin120]

0:41 IT'S NOT SYMMETRICAL (been watching Soul Eater)

[MarisaHanamura]

@HellomynameisN I'm sure most people would say the same thing about your videos.

Except there's no shitty lyrics.

[MedicHaus]

@MarisaHanamura  Ouch. That was one of the best comebacks I've heard in a while, good job.

[MarisaHanamura]

@MedicHaus Thank you, I suppose? I hope that won't give others the wrong idea, since people shouldn't really be saying stuff like that anywhere anyway.

[rarhzach]

@HellomynameisN i guess ud have to be a fan or regular watcher of touhou to like it

but has your mother ever said 'if youve got nothing nice to say dont say anything at all'

yeah, it means 'STFU and keep it to yourself!!!'

[HellomynameisN]

@rarhzach Whatever you anime fans sit their and defend your cartoons all day I don't care. You all will grow out of it, and then relize how stupid it was.

[rarhzach]

@HellomynameisN 1. i have a life -.-, 2. i probably will grow out of it, but i wont think its stupid in the end, and why are u even still bothering to reply when u should know its the fans of touhou against you?

[hidrokobra]

@HellomynameisN this is a game... yah, videogame xD...

no an anime... videogame...

no a cartoon... videogame...

hard... videogame D= (lunatic mode)

[orbLantern]

@HellomynameisN Anime is Japanese cartoons, cartoons are American cartoons. They're different for a reason. Show's how much you know, get back PopEye.

[ChibiChocobo1]

*sigh* Marisa's always causing trouble, isn't she...?

[Soulgal123]

Patchy is good in rapping! :D

[BIGscreenqueen]

SAY HO! SAY HO!

[KlLLAH573]

EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY

NOW

[GalaxyGuild317]

Wow! Who thought Alice would start to rap?

[ELITEHAMSTER123]

2:14 patchys troll face

[ShinyMcshine]

ぱちVSありす愛してるｗ

[candylion100]

Now i know how Japanese rap goes like =3

[phanteon198]

How did i get here.

I started in "Hazama's Smooth". i came long ways.

[renirenifan1]

The top 3 rappers:

1.Patchouli

2.Patchouli

3.Patchouli

[cvnku7590jhur]

@renirenifan1 and to think this whole tome i thought her name was "purple bean sprout"

[MaEligosAkane]

@renirenifan1 Patchy Alice And Cirno

[MrHanzSolo]

3:31 to 3:40.

Sanae in the background.

Could not breathe from laughing for 3 minutes.

[HoneyShanti]

@MrHanzSolo Oh god, me too...

[tigy8888]

Someone should srsly dub this... that would be epic

[MsMMMMMM12]

@tigy8888

and probably fail as epically

[Qpaxchan]

Say oooooohh~

[Archzenom]

Okay, this has probably hit the... I mean, this song has hit danmaku levels of verbal diarrhea to the point where the counters can no longer count the number of words being said.

[zex666www]

ちょwwパチェwww

[Metaltails12345]

Patchy's got swag

[InsanityRena]

Wow. I find myself watching this around everyday. Why do I like this so much!?

Hmph. Isn't it obvious?

This song is just awesome.

...Plus it is brainwashing.

Yes, that must be the reason I watch this so often!

[Xeonkifa]

Marisa, Patchouli and Alice should write a book called "How to rap for dummies"

[HoshinoKaabii2]

...Did I just listen to Japanese rap? O_o

[MoonlightSonataTT]

@HoshinoKaabii2

Close. You just listened to a Touhou rap... in Japanese.

[Archzenom]

@HoshinoKaabii2 YEP! And it is not just a rap, it is a danmarap!

[mewsugar1251]

I like how patchouli is so cool while alice is do hotheaded

[giantstingray]

SAY OH! SAY OH!......やれよ.

[Senotaki]

@giantstingray だまって.

[BlackAngelDubs]

lol

[occultninja4]

This should be one of the Epic Rap Battles of History.

[JosephGoebbelz]

Gangsta Marisa in da house, dawg ze!

[iFoundFreeUsername]

The background is more interesting =)

[OzuYatamutsu]

2:45 PARAPPA?

[Mespritroth]

@OzuYatamutsu As well as 20 million other songs that say that.....

[ZARN1234O]

japanese rap lol



[Pokeman999andLloyd]

the lyrics for the chorus [which keep changing] are just plain epic and i like this dance beat rap

[InsanityRena]

Ah! These are perfect voices for the touhou characters! :D

I don't normally like rap...but if this counts as rap...

THEN I LIKE IT! XD

[Nyemai]

Ultimate clash ever.

[RolyatSille]

Really Alice? You didn't know about Marisa's 'borrowing' until now? Reeeaaally?

[takulu64]

@RolyatSille no i think she was surprised that marisa used lines in a book instead of coming up of lines

in other cases alice was like this

really i cant belive your soo stupid

[RolyatSille]

@takulu64 Uh... Er... 'Know what? If you're not even going to attempt to read the comment in a different way before assuming I'm stupid, I'm not going to bother with explaining the purpose of the comment. Thanks for the assumption though. It gave me a nice laugh.

[takulu64]

@RolyatSille im not saaying your stupid im saying that alice is saying that marisa is stupid

marisa has become stupid though ever since she diyed her hair blonde and master sparked evrything

instead of using fun complicated orreries sun

anyway im not saying youre stupid

[RolyatSille]

@takulu64 Bah, sorry. The other user of this account doesn't really understand when someone's speaking for a character unless quotations are on it. Excuse her barking.

Yeah, I understand what you're saying, but the way Alice says it in the song seemed a little more sincere than usual, in my eyes, so I wanted to poke fun at it a bit. -user that posted the original comment- -Rolyat

P.S. Sille is pretty stupid, so you wouldn't be off if you wanted to call her it. XD

[takulu64]

@RolyatSille im confused @_@

so in other cases there are two users of this accont and are you......siblings

sorry dont answear that

its absolutly stupid of me to say such a thing

alice is a good girl and very lonely and AWSOME

anyway alice is my faveroute charecter

[RolyatSille]

@takulu64 Hm... We're not related by blood, but we're closer than I am to my siblings. She, more or less, lurks around my account for access to my subs and occasionally responds to people that responds to me. Unfortunately, this is one of those times.

Haha, agreed! Alice is by far my favorite character... Okay, maybe not too far because of Suwako, but still.

[takulu64]

@RolyatSille suwako is adorable and a good girl so yea

i like her to (in the frend sense)

anyway let us continue our jolly conversations tomorrow its lait at night

yawn

bye

[killette2]

1:26

All of that means "Don't care"?

[haKure1mu]

I love the beat. Can someone link me to the instrumental version?

[skarmark1]

"SAY HO! SAYH HO! Oh come on" XD

[kiki902143]

1:47 Alice's smittin' :3

[Kokaiintonic]

Comiket is serious fucking business, Patchouli, what don't you get?

[Bunkerkind1]

wtf, I didn't know Patchy could move

[OperationAnime262]

Better than most Rap these days.

[therebelck83]

gangsta rap nya!

[ELITEHAMSTER123]

2:46 CCCCCOMBO BREAKER!!!!

[BrownieApocalypse]

Marisa's voice is PERFECT!

[RolyatSille]

@BrownieApocalypse Man, I totally agree! I thought Alice's and Patchy's fit really well but then Marisa popped up and the first thought was: "YES! That is perfect for her!"

[Damirok]

2:15 lol picture



[ayame22976]

OMG PATCHY CAN DANCE

[ayame22976]

YAHOO HIP HOP and marisa U RUINED BY SAYING: SAY HO SAY HO

[LOLWUTDDD]

Wait,

U MAD team?

Don't they also do, you know,... *cough* some sort of doujinishis?

[firefish821]

this should be on itunes

[firefish821]

japaneese rap woot

[TheHamhamman]

SAY HO

[LOLWUTDDD]

@TheHamhamman

\deathglare

[TheHamhamman]

@LOLWUTDDD ...come on :(

[LOLWUTDDD]

@TheHamhamman

Well, i mean, yeah.

I was like, whatisthis, when i readed the description.

[LOLWUTDDD]

@TheHamhamman Oh, sorry.

Answered on wrong topic.

/glare

[prayerfordark]

If this ever happens at Comiket then I'm going to be arrested for spazzing and nearly killing several people because of a moe attack.

[prayerfordark]

Adorable and Amazingly awesome! 

[kerokeronineball]

UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!

[firesniperbullet2]

Marisa would love basketball cuase she like to

1:Run

2:Shoot

3:Steal

[Senotaki]

... Patchtrolli at 1:15

[MagicalChan]

i checked after 50min that this purple girl should be the purple bean sprout...

[LittleMangaColours]

SAY HO! SAY HO!!!

[DrewDrawDrawnMiki]

I rapped this. It was so fun. XD

[mikurubeamvictim]

If i wanted mean rapping teenage chicks I'd go to NY!

[RnKz118]

wait, how did i get here??? i typed in look a distraction

[ChibiJessykat]

@RnKz118 lol, omg, you're right! That's hilarious! :D

[BakaofLulz]

@RnKz118 well, it's certainly distracting, isn't it?

[DSFARGEG00]

@RnKz118

All roads on youtube lead back to rappin' touhous.

[FinalWarrior591]

2:08: Patchy pretends she is Hina.

-- Griffinhart

[munkki100]

i dont really like rap but it's Touhou so...

[maddielue28]

Marisa rap feat. Dave Strider

[DrewDrawDrawnMiki]

2:49

hay marisa thats lame.

[alotosius]

Did I just see Shoop-da-woop Patchy at 2:33?

[EmetTheUndead]

@alotosius Indeed.

[Nkovalenk]

Touhou + Eminem = this vid

[TheRealBlueFlame]

Thumbs up if you think the way that Patchy gets all angry at 1:53 is adorable

[AlchemyFan101]

When Patchy went all crazy at 2:55 I was all like: "Patchy, you crazy" :P

[NekoSuika1]

1:55

Go Patchi!! :D

[DrewDrawDrawnMiki]

CRAP. My 2 favs fighting

[DeniedGrox]

2:45

Marisa: SAY HO!

Alice + Patchouli: ...

Marisa: SAY HO!

Alice + Patchouli: ....

LOL!

[SpeedyLizzard14]

Sick beats, y'all.

[ninryu4]

Maisa's voice is win.

[YGGDRASIL317]

Holy shi-

Im going to be singing this all day.

[InuyashaLuver1212]

EPIC

[Iemanonymous1]

I will tolerate Rap just this once.

Just this once....

[Zellig]

@Iemanonymous1 Bullshit you know you're rewatching it ; )

[MyKurohime]

....I'm gonna go read everything humanly and robotically possible there is to read about Touhou.Then,I might find an English patch of a game.HERE.I.GOOO!!!!!

[Redempt111]

@MyKurohime there is a box torrent of the game fromt he first to the 15th with an english sub not sure which one it was but its quite awesome if you can find it

[MyKurohime]

@Redempt111 I've got the first 6 now.They're pretty fun,but after awhile it kills my eyes XD

[PurifyingHate]

Marisa is so badass at rap. SHE'S 10x BETTER THAN EVERY RAPPER IN OUR WORLD. :U

[groudonsbest]

Wow i never thought i'd find a rap song i'd like, this video has proven me wrong.

[siverfanweedo]

ok this si teh wored fuuny thing

i roleplay as marisa

my bf is alice

nad my frend was patchouli now she is aya

[SakuraFoopets]

You three have to promise me... that YOU WILL NEVER RAP AGAIN.