Stupid Game Show Answers - Say What?!

[5hinkuro]

it sounds like Fart, not Park

[andr00123]

i assumed he fucked a dog...

guess not lol

[sonlover62]

The poster (stupidgsa) is either young or just ignorant. To suggest "to park" means "likes to have sex in a parked car." It is true taht sex MAY result from "parking" but the term usually (and most commonly) simply meant ... to park and "neck"

[MisterFriedBeef]

@sonlover62 you are dumb

[deadithink]

@sonlover62 By her daughter's reaction, I think there's more to the story than that.

[tpir1972]

Paul came up wth doozy answers.

[99boyz]

im a fat man LOL

[DandAinTac]

That poor young lady at 1:20 looks like she's about to die at her mother's response.

[Charmolution]

"She says you're clumsy in the bedroom."

"Oh, shoot, did she tell you about the dog?"

...CONTEXT REQUIRED IMMEDIATELY

[jsininger]

Parents say the darnedest things...

[JDtheBassPlayer]

0:58 the original emo hairstyle

[xynth101088]

Is it just me or are the people on the older game chows really shiny? It's like the covered them in oil before they got on stage.

[Caw2090]

@xynth101088 i could be wrong but i think it is because now the put power on them since the lights would make you seem really shinny

[TheYouwontgetit]

interesting how the language changes... ...the old women didn't know what 'park' means and neither do i today... ...but what did the mom think it means...??? ...she likes to park...? ...what could it mean...?

[tonchita91]

@TheYouwontgetit i think that the mother knows what shes talking about because her daughter doesnt seem shocked at all. Ashamed definitely but not shocked

[TheYouwontgetit]

@tonchita91 ...well the daughter is embarassed as hell - just look at her face when he says that - and i doubt the mother would just say that her daughter is a slut and likes to fuck guys in a parked car... ...that seems unlikely...

[greg55666]

Gene Rayburn is the greatest ever.

[tonchita91]

isnt that girl too young to park?

[AbduCola]

@tonchita91 Yea i dont get it, i feel stupid. I just assumed she says fart weird

[tonchita91]

@AbduCola maybe the mother was thinking the same thing.

[tonchita91]

What does "she likes to park" mean?

[Orangesoda65]

@tonchita91: "Parking" is when you park your car and make out lol like in a parking lot. The only reason I know is cause my girlfriend's dad mentioned it lolol.

[tonchita91]

@Orangesoda65 hahahaha thats what i thought. You must have felt very uncomfortable when he told you that lol

[allogicid]

1:53 what does he say? You are the... in the world - I'm sorry, I dont understand it.

[wowkwowk]

tht guy on 1:37 is fucken ugly

[iswmfastr]

Why is the 'maintain eye contact' video related to this? It's pretty awesome actually, all about boobs

[Rukkisman]

0:46 shagadelic baby

[rspurey123]

0:55 wtf hair

[DevoxNZ]

There is no abbreviation for 1000 bytes.

[chewmybacca1]

@DevoxNZ there called kilobytes (kb)

[DevoxNZ]

@chewmybacca1 But a kilobyte (kB) is 1024 bytes.

[SuaveTito]

@DevoxNZ It technically can be used as either 1000 or 1024.

[DevoxNZ]

@SuaveTito :) Yea I know. I was just being fussy.

[DevoxNZ]

Full speed ahead FTW

[SLCBeezFan]

@gameshowluvr86 Does the mom mean have sex in a car?

[missfairladymakeup]

ya got some pretty fast sperm, huh?

[SuperParsnip16]

its funny because shes called fannie

[Player44Drty]

last dude later became known as Malcolm X

[indaz1]

only the english can take something funny and make it boring

[Davtwan]

@indaz1 ... how is this boring?

[midknightbluez]

Regis: "I'm just trying to help you sweat OFF a couple hundred pounds..!"

[gameshowluvr86]

1:18 The look on her face is like... "MUTH-ER!!"

[TVgeinus90sSim]

@gameshowluvr86 the truth is revealed

[w3stwood]

Love the way he says Oh she told you bout the dog?

[LemonZeppelin]

Full speed ahead!

Haha, best answer ever

[janeyrevanescence12]

If I was that daughter on the dating game, I wouldn't know whether to laugh or run away.

[CaptainCocaine]

AHHHHHHH!!!!! Kb is KiloBITS!!! KB is Kilobytes!!! Stupid WWTBAM....  Sorry, my nerd is showing... I should cover that back up.

[kenora33]

0:54 - 1:22 What's the name of the show?

[Doc5232]

@kenora33 That would be The Dating Game

[VulpesFidelis]

Pretzel Guy (starting at 0:39) is made of win.

[PrankZabba]

MATCH GAME is so damn good!

[SliderJunkie]

I would pick her 1:10

[AdudenamedKemp]

1:28 This is the single best answer in ALL of these videos. ALL of them.

[ttypp]

she likes to park hmm wonder whos he going to pick????

[Serena2583]

I am such a child - buzooms (don't know what the word was meant to be) and fannie innocently in the same sentence cracks me up.

[CHSGUY2013]

1:10 sounds like Sarah Palin

[twistingthrottlenz]

0:54 a 70's Justin Bieber, and just as gay

[SUPPORTOUTBREAK3]

"Full speed ahead"

lol. That was great.

[jameygamer]

@SUPPORTOUTBREAK3 What did that mean again?

[SUPPORTOUTBREAK3]

@jameygamer Leave her behind.

[Subtitles00]

I'd like to park with her c:

[borderlinebi]

"o she told you about the dog, it was an accident?"

[CrimsonFlameRTR]

To "park" doesn't necessarily mean to have sex. It was also meant to "make-out"

[thegreenbastard42011]

now what does a person from philli dunk his pretzel in.... a girl from new jersey lmao that was classic.

[guardiecapt2010]

what was the show with the mom and daughter?

[jjl666420666]

@guardiecapt2010 the dating game

[niselat]

"She tell you about da dawg?"

[UrtySyringe]

I feel high after watching five of these!

[SeriousCommenter]

bitch

[morbels]

The pretzel guy = Donna's father in That Seventies Show!

[kelceejofarra]

@morbels

YES! THANK YOU! You are the only one who agrees with me! My friends think I'm insane!

[mikemike20202020]

God how I despise the common

[guillermo68480]

These aren't stupid... some are actually clever and funny! :D

[millertas]

The fashion is funnier than their answers.

[ShiksaWithChutzpah1]

I adore Paul Lynde. Even if I fell overboard he'd yell "Full Speed Ahead!!" :-D

[Rohmanator]

she likes to park? fuck women are terrible at parking

[TastySmegma]

0:52 AWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA

[andyleawe]

Haha full speed ahead thats classic :)

Also I feel so sorry for the girl, her mother shamed her out on tv haha

[RebelsAreWe]

I was always told that "parking" was just making out in cars.

[rororooster]

Park = do it in a car.

[TheYouwontgetit]

she likes to park...? who the hell knows what that means...? was that some kind of slang in the era of 1978-1981...???!!!

[CaptRodgers]

Full speed ahead.

[joewhatthehellman]

0:42 Bob from that 70s show

[LoafOfPint]

What I wouldn't give to 'park' with both the daughter AND the mother at the time of the recording. They're probably too old by now, sadly.

[CaptVelocity]

The boat question answer was messed up. =/

[ProgDrummerQ]

this is back when game shows were fun to watch

[AEMoreira81]

On the second clip, they need to show the first part of that clip, where the contestant was asked: I just came from a house where this old lady had the biggest _____s I ever saw. She answered BOOBS, and that is the result of it.

[gregboyds]

THIS WAS BACK BEFORE BLACK PEOPLE GOT A CHIP ON THEIR SHOULDER. REFRESHING TO SEE THEM AS POLITE REGULAR CITIZENS. TOO BAD THINGS HAVE CHANGED SO MUCH.

[PineapplePlaysGames]

@gregboyds This was also back in a time where you couldn't get sued for saying a fat joke and when everything wasn't "Politically Correct". Whatever that joke means.

[CaptVelocity]

@gregboyds I don't even know what to say to that. I'm not even offended, just...wow.

[psnajst]

0:40 Bob from ''Oh that 70's show''

[Moorich]

FULL SPEED AHEAD

[majesticmaniac]

She likes to park - likes to do it in a parked car.

[CommanderSwedePlays]

lol i just saw the episode of hollywood squares at 1:35...that was his joke answer of course

[uwaterloo10]

id park in that

[JShadow94]

what show is 00:56-1:22

[Krisseh93]

''Full speed ahead!'' HAHAHAHA!!

[userexists123]

I thought she said her daughter likes to fart

[statetrooper012]

A GIRL FROM NEWJERSEY LOL

[MrAnimated]

0:56 IT' JUSTIN BIEBER!

[Wolfcat22]

@MrAnimated It's the guy from Venture Bros :O

[tonydalcon]

@MrAnimated Exactly what I was thinking! lol

[EyeHeartSUSHI]

@zyisaiah18 *pork hahaha it's funny! ;)

[poet279]

"she tell you about the dog?" LOL!

[beadhanger]

I actually find their clothes and hair styles more funny than the answers xD

[EyeHeartSUSHI]

*likes

[EyeHeartSUSHI]

She liked to pork!!! Hahahahahahahahhahahahha id be sooo embarrassed! ;)

[zyisaiah18]

@EyeHeartSUSHI park*

[Kimbelle10]

I asked my mom what parking was...and she said it wasn't sex (at least not necessarily) but making out....

Lol!

This all was funny!

[jamesfintona123]

I love how the guy who said full speed ahead he sounded so camp as if he actually hated women lol

[Lillzbe]

the third one killed me

[SimsMoyal]

i always thought he was saying - she told you about the doll - that they have a sex doll and it exploded on the carpet and he didn't want anyone to see so he put it in his pocket and it was full of cum and other fluids so he washed his hands

[MrSPLman]

''''''full speed ahead """ FTW LOL !

[MrJayra210]

ima fat guy regis!

haha fucking classic

[nguyentuan1990]

lol 1:28



[dunzaman]

A girl from NJ. Classic!

[peterfaj]

At the first question, there is no correct answer. The correct answer is KB, not Kb. One is 8 times bigger than the other.

[iflifegivesyoumelon1]

"she likes to park" thank God they explained that one!

[schnorschrajaxx]

@iflifegivesyoumelon1 it's also one of the jokes in back to the future I

[MrDEA666]

"What would you say if a woman fells overboard?"

"Full speed ahead"

xD

[BlondieSingsTheBlues]

gene rayburn seems so creepy! idk if that's just me...

[200868lupe]

FULL SPEED AHEAD. Kill me every time!!

[generalcircle]

PITTSBURGH YEAHHHH!!!!!!

[PhoenixKDIX]

She was pretty hot. I'd do her. Twice. In every hole.

[thebest545]

She is ugly

[Davtwan]

@elmo13ts Isn't advertising people to like a video cheating? (Unless the project is advertising.)

[MrZunder99]

that girl was hot

[KingGoose24]

@MrZunder99 did you rub one out??

[icare]

1:00 sounds just like sarah palin

[mugwamp4]

WTF??that host with the blonde hair scheeeeeeezz!!!looks like the product of a Nazi eugenics camp...scaraaaarrry .i thought the women said 'she likes to PORK!! not park..same thing apparently,, and who wouldnt want to be" parking" it right in her front door...and back!!

[mugwamp4]

@jerkstoresup a kid??? she looks 18 to me...her own mother is making suggestions to her sexual proclivity,

[Tonchev95]

She likes to park ... Full speed ahead LMAO ahahahaha

[kevinpfoote]

that girl was fine as hell. and her mom was hott too

[jtomally9681]

@kevinpfoote Heck yeah she was. 

[dalyn604]

full speed ahead

[lilmissmusic2012]

LOL. The dude at 2:07 should have just stopped talking. XD

[0701110aysoccer]

what is the game show called when the boy was questioning the moms with their daughters?

[Davtwan]

@0701110aysoccer The Dating Game. It was one of the first romantic game shows.

[guanjon]

1:00 I'd fuck them both. Together.

[ymk19]

"Full speed ahead!" Lmao!

[newazlp1921isback]

Whoever parked with that girl is one lucky bastard.

[ymk19]

@newazlp1921isback Copied comment... lol

[D04137]

@newazlp1921isback hell ya id bedroom lmao

[SuperLebboy]

1:28 -- george bush????

[MrKitrid]

What SHOULD you yell if a woman falls overboard?

[WaterCrane]

@MrKitrid Regardless of gender, it's "Man overboard". Good question though.

[MrKitrid]

@WaterCrane That's what I thought, thx.

[aj19bcx]

she likes to park and her mom is ok with it. too bad she is old by now, i wonder if she has a daughter.

[OsbordPlunky]

@aj19bcx I was wondering the same thing.

[deidaragirl4]

What should you do if a woman falls overboard?

'Full speed ahead!'

Oh gawd, I'm female and I found that hilarious XD

[derekariedi]

I wanna park with her!

[AntiSocialChannel85]

She look like she likes to park, i bet he chose her.

[Mazzara1035]

I;m going to go to Doc Brown's place, steal his DeLorian, go back in time and park with that girl for as long as I can.

[iheartefron]

does anyone know who is the host at 0:55?

[TheSovereignRune]

@iheartefron

It's Jim Lange

[iheartefron]

@TheSovereignRune reeally?? the blonde one? alrighht, thank you!

[TheSovereignRune]

@iheartefron No I thought you were talking about the host of that gameshow. The regular host is Jim Lange, I have no idea who the blonde kid is, sorry.

[TheBookworm102]

"There's not too much that reminds me of when I was dating except maybe she likes to park."

"Gee, thanks, Mom."

[mrgameandmusic]

1:31

i agree!!!!!!

[246mh]

wats tht show at 1.16 ?

[tjhombs]

@246mh The Dating Game

[TheBookworm102]

Is the guy at 1:30 Uncle Arthur from Bewitched? Because he definitely looks a lot like Uncle Arthur.

[tjhombs]

@TheBookworm102 Paul Lynde, yes.

[MachuPichuBomber]

That parking chick is fuckin hot

[jeremyandolivia]

For everyone answering that computer memory question, get a boyfriend/girlfriend

[bradscicluna1]

0:23 "speaking of bossooms (beavis laugh)"

[justwatchvideos1637]

There was a fat man on a boat picking up dog doo on the deck. Suddenly, his sister falls out of the boat; the man just yells "FULL SPEED AHEAD!" and starts parking with a girl from New Jersey with big bazzums. They ended up having five kids together.

[nocalsteve]

Mom FTW!

[Floymin]

@nocalsteve Like I keep saying: With that answer - forget the girl, I'm parking her mom!

[BeForU648]

whats the name of the show with the mom & her daughter?

[stinkfoots7]

@BeForU648 dating game

[Monuver]

With the first clip, all 4 answers were WRONG! One Kb (kilobit) is 128 bytes. One KB (kilobyte) is 1024 bytes. Capitalization matters.

[kissekatt]

@Monuver Capitalisation does matter, which is why it should be kB.

[BenjaminGoose]

@Monuver Those are fairly recent definitions, actually.