South Park- Towelie Quotes

[Stokley17]

How many people are watching this high right now?

[cyrilsurreal81]

he's the worst character ever

[DjEmDOG]

haha why is he a fucking towel?

[DjEmDOG]

haha why is he a fucking towel?

[megameganization]

ARE WE GONNA GET HIGH

[shikamaru969]

funky town, funky town xD

[Halfrican365]

I CAN DO HIS VOICE PERFECT!!!

[twistedschism716]

@Halfrican365 no you cant your just high

[freemoney911]

That's my last J ass hole

[DJPierreFitchfan619]

TIMMY!

[poidog44]

Matt and Trey have been open about the availability of their shows content increased the show's popularity so I don't think they would mind if it were available on line.

Is the audio NOT copyrighted?

[AmAzInGoSKiLlZ]

Hahha! This is like my favourite thing in south park

[Babee367]

'Yes go away you stupid towel!'

Lmao Cartman XD

[madhed10]

115 people went swimming forgot there towel got pissed off wanted to smoke drugs to calm down but forgot drugs so couldent get high..

[man1192803]

[random number of]people forgot to bring a towel...

[TheBlockTVinc]

it's amazing how I talk like Towelie on Xboxlive and I get so much hate. XD

[boobtube901]

Thiaz towel can talk i thank dats funee

[ShaneWilliamsHitler]

I thought my drink had been spiked when this episode came on last night.

[HollyBelleAnn]

112 people forgot to bring a towel...

[xxravencat29xx]

Omg Towelie!!!!!!!!

[420brandyn]

Wanna get high??

[RollAnotherJ]

i need the quote "i have no idea whats going on" anyone know where i can find it??

[woblegoble]

just finished making my towelie costume so pumped to use it

[AmericanAussie12]

@woblegoble Can you make a video of it? I'd love to see it :-P!

[thebeatlesa]

Funniest episode ever

[xmodedx123]

wanna get hi? fucking stupid question :D

[SpazzyMcGee1337]

Ford Prefect approves this message.

[TheGeekOverlord]

youtube is a place for videos, not slide shows.

[Spikeman865]

@sph421 true

[DJPierreFitchfan619]

110 people forgot to bring a towel

[poidog44]

@DJPierreFitchfan619 115 and counting.

[Wowboy1020]

Hang on lemme get high. then ill remeber where it is!

[cph421]

i searched this cause towelies awesome

[EASPORTS2K9]

"It's the melody to funky town"

Won't you take me downnnn. To funky town! 

[Dracoti]

funkytown :D

[IAmSpyroGHD]

..........Wanna get high?

[alexandruguzzonato]

@IAmSpyroGHD You're a TOWEL!

[aiikaii47]

i like his voice wanna get high ..

[VoCaloidChazz]

i want a towlie, i dont care if he gets high he's so cute

[Kori1293]

Your a towel!

[ichikami94]

You wanna get high?

[MrMjrocks4u]

sounds like a young version of herbert the pervert lol

[papabear774134]

"Your the worst character ever, Towelie."

"I know."

[SgtGizmo23]

Your a towel

No, your a towel

Well your a beaner towel!

[MrNintendolover]

THumbs up if u didnt forget to bring a towel :)

[KamenRiderAlphaEX]

I`M STEVEN TOWELIE

[sk8erproductions1]

needs the video,,

[theredhawk345]

I have never looked at my towel the same way, for frar that it will find a wa to get high.

[bigman32193]

YOU'RE a towel!!

[10Djax10]

I wish towlie would come to me in real life

[DarkWolfen]

They had to be high to come up with this!

[jamesh3790]

NO YOURE A TOWEL!

[JenkTank64]

towelie is so hilarious... i really like him! XD

[KillerAmer100]

1:34 - 1:54 i luaght soo hard hahahahaha!

[Danthemanhan]

Ray William Johnson can garble my balls

[guyinfl99]

Where's what???

[southparkdude108]

lol U wanna get hiiiiiiiggh

[TheVislo]

I saw the look in their eyes, they wanted to get high

[Breannababyboo]

this made my day xD

[a123r4567]

i know a kid thats a towel

[SmokerFace12]

Damn now im hearing this im realising that towelie has the same voice as that old pervert man in family guy only the tone in towelie's voice is higher but im pretty sure its the same voice:P

[MrThisIsCritical]

like this if your a towel. :o

[jschmid]

i wanna get high, wheres towelie when ya need him?

[UnholyTrinity891]

102 dislike towels

[404joeygirl]

102 People are towels!!

[ethan1336]

Only a goddamn genius -or 2- could make a towel funny

[ShadowkeeperTei]

Lol, 3:13

Transcribe Audio got something right for once.

[hundreddollarbiller]

101 never got high !!

[0pteryx]

@hundreddollarbiller You're not funny.

[smashmouthrocks]

@hundreddollarbiller i never got high and i like this

[mandy26lez]

that's my last j asshole!

[nerocaratic]

101 people forgot to bring a towel.

[Awpayne86]

Best character ever! Cartman ur nothing.

[Kongster8]

@Awpayne86 Well that is Debatabulue

[Mr24hendrick48]

101 people ran out of joints

[Beardedkomedy]

Happy Towel Day folks :D

[etoile121186]

Hahahaahahahhahahahahhahaha yeeeeeeeessssss amazingness

[47issues]

this is just a audio track of an episode

[Koolkid736]

@47issues obviously. if you read the title you would know that. idiot.

[47issues]

@Koolkid736 dude it says Towlie quoutes so i thought it would be a bunch of witty things towlie says throughout the show not an audio track of an episode

[Dazombifaction]

At 3:05 it look likes he stiking rods up lol

[PunkrockgirlBFR]

Reminds me at "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"^^

[lilbloodjunior]

98 people dont wanna get high

[MrKevdog7]

98 people are towels

[b4mb4m101]

@MrKevdog7 stoooop with those stupid comments

[The99DODGER]

i saw this episode yesterday, WANNA GET HIGH?

[fuzzypickle90]

@The99DODGER on channel 21?!

[The99DODGER]

@fuzzypickle90 why would you say i saw it on channel 21 it was on 56, comedy central

[fuzzypickle90]

@The99DODGER fuck you then

[The99DODGER]

@fuzzypickle90 what the heck did i do????

[fuzzypickle90]

@The99DODGER you didnt wqatch it on channel 21 you dick

[The99DODGER]

@fuzzypickle90 so, who cares?????

[fuzzypickle90]

@The99DODGER i care, you blaitantly dont have freeview.... not like me.... the dumper...

p.s. me brother just wrote a script for a dark comedy called the Funeral Crashers. Wanna read? i can email it to you. Also heres a joke... your not a retard...

p.p.s nar but seriously read the script its mindblowing

[The99DODGER]

@fuzzypickle90 you know my address?

[TamaraNoreen1993]

You wanna get haiiiigh?

[ModeLTU]

You sure?

[TheKillerOfKC]

Im fucking blazed. This is fucking awesome

[woutakasinistra]

Do you wanna get high? Saw 'walking on sunshine' last night, it was the most epic episode I've ever seen. 'let me walk on sunshine', lol

[slowmopoke]

Wetting is the ability of a liquid to maintain contact with a solid surface, resulting from intermolecular interactions when the two are brought together. The degree of wetting (wettability) is determined by a force balance between adhesive and cohesive forces.

[vividDC]

Search "Truth Contest" in Google and click the 1st result, then on the main page of the contest, open The Present and read what it says. Don't forget to bring a towel.

[hoppy10101]

TOWELIE.... NEEDS.... HIS OWN.... SHOW

[Adventuresish]

@hoppy10101 yes bro.

[Ddurgedurg]

Wanna get high ?

[MrProHLG]

Man... I Am So High Right Now... I Have No Idea What's Going On

[PlatinumPrince09]

96 people forgot to bring a towel

[JayRicci7891]

"Wont you take me down, to funky-town" I laughed so hard!

[djhos23]

towelie is funny

[JFamous09er]

I chooooose... I choose.... BOTH!

[chris1980x]

Towelie is the best! xD

[iTzPuRpLeHD]

what episode is it were towelie wrote a story???

[Saintjimmi182]

@iTzPuRpLeHD ''A Million Little Fibres''

(I think)

[iTzPuRpLeHD]

@Saintjimmi182 yeah i found it, thanks

[Baebol]

lol you wanna get high. no we dont wanna get high. okay... you sure? yes, go away you stupid towel! :P

[gaptt]

WELL OBVIOUSLY WE HAVE A TOWEL IN SOUTH PARK! HE'S CLIMBING IN YO WINDOWS, HE'S WRAPPING YO PEOPLE UP, TRYIN' TO DRY 'EM. SO Y'ALL NEED TO HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIVES, AND HIDE YO HUSBANDS CUZ HE'S DRYIN' ERRBODY OUT HERE!

[haterblocker28]

CTFXC FTW

[gower101890]

For what

[worlddxb]

robert has a fat ass

[PDExplorer193]

...maybe i should get a little high...

[EVOLUTION75SLY]

i searched this cos of woody

[JarheadM4A1]

@EVOLUTION75SLY same

[RAJLFC4EVA]

@EVOLUTION75SLY why what video did he tell you to search it?

[jaguars004]

THUMBS UP IF YOU SEARCHED THIS BECAUSE OF FLICK

[jason854656]

@jaguars004 whats flick? flicker?

[jaguars004]

@jason854656 KID FROM MY SCHOOL, HE LOOKS LIKE A DINOSAUR

[jason854656]

@jaguars004 ha thats messed up!

[TheSmith52]

wanna get high?

[thetophun8r]

YOURE A TOWEL!

[penner1000xD]

thumbs up if you searched this because of fluffee :D

[dino988]

Towelie- I have no idea whats going on right now

Cartman- Towelie your the worst character ever!

Towelie- I know lmaoooo

[bentleybrain]

once i met a drug addicted in the swimming hall and quoted Towlie.

[leonkenndy35]

lol towlie is like a great SP character X D

[Grynd4Lyfe]

Vernon basically used the same voice he used for Clarence on Wonder Showzen for Towelie......I can't help but think about both characters when I hear that voice haha

[ozman1030]

91 people forgot a towel and didnt get high

[hardcoretowel]

haha

[hardcoretowel]

your the worst character ever towlie... i know, hahaha

[Rudeboy3690]

dude rwj isnt the only one with a good towlie impersonation... ANYBODY can do it

[THEBIRDMAN9412]

@Rudeboy3690 rwj is a fucking fag... hahahha

[adnavsureb]

oh, shit I forgot too bring a towel!

[Mircix]

FUNKY TOWN!

[proud2beaguy]

ray william johnson has a great impersanation of towelie.

[IsterichkaElliot]

@proud2beaguy lol I'm watching his videos right now x)

[SilverAnxo]

@proud2beaguy RWJ is a faggot

[sarahweirdo5]

I would give anything to get high with Towelie

[130lilman]

@domalmond2009 RWJ steals most of his jokes from southpark.

[THEGOLDENDUCK3000]

@domalmond2009 i was saying you wanna get high at the hospital after my sister had her baby an the nurses were like wtf

[leonkenndy35]

@THEGOLDENDUCK3000 wow thats sad thats plain stupid

[chukas88]

@domalmond2009 rwj sucks lol

[teamjoe3]

@domalmond2009 RWJ IS A FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[moviecritic6]

@domalmond2009 What a fail..

[domalmond2009]

@moviecritic6 wtf

[JojoSimz]

@domalmond2009 Actually?

Its sad that 119 people have to find out about towlie through some jackass ripping off videos on youtube...

[annie10103]

@domalmond2009

Nah i searched cos of FLuffeeTalks's video.

[primus567]

@domalmond2009 FUCK RWJ

[SnipesMcOwneg]

come on dude its gettin dark! u wanna get high? no dude!

[alinakki]

''Where's what?'' :DDDD

[skatekoh]

try mirroring the video to beat copyright, im sure there are plenty of programs if u just google it.

[rockmysoxmrfox]

wanna get high?

[StallioN0of0MeadoW]

the small giraffe was the best part XD

[mihnea90210]

Nice vid, stupid comments.

[ETFjunky]

coz your stupid !

your stupid

yeah well your a towel

your a towel.... slience XD

[RyanR1128]

Towlie made me realize that towel safety is important and getting high is okay as long as your creative about it.

[butchfalutch]

Don't preach to me FATSO!

[lfc4evamullav]

89 people forgot to bring a towell

[tvxlc]

@lfc4evamullav :D :D :D

[personofthefuture123]

"Be sure to bring a towel so you dont get ALLLL WET!" :) I love the way he said that one.

[hamza1991]

i feel like i can rule the world

[AmerikanShqiptar]

Suck a fatty

[flyingpowerlogitech]

0:18 is the sound that plays when i get a text message ^^

[16maze]

lol my favorite line is "Oh man I'm so high right now, i have no idea wase going on." ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[hoLocronKiller]

you wanna get high?

[bbvibrabb]

I love old cartman, new cartman sucks

[yoshiman91]

i was gonna bring a towel but then i got high

[l33tsn1per]

@yoshiman91 u afroman now?

[rhettboy]

YOU'RE A TOWEL!

[JCeiver612]

"ALRIGHT!"



[ThePeachCockTaiL]

wanna get high?