The bible also says that it's Ok to kill your wife or son if they don't do what you demand. And why is there 2 versions of the fucking bible - because the first fucker was too dated and portrayed an angry god. They'll amend this "new" fucker soon if it means making more money.
Lets be real, Jesus was a rebel. He was in the church with the rest of the fundamentalists, he was out with the prostitutes, and the murderers, reaching out to them, not in the church condemning them through a window. I grew up in the church, so I know a little. For example, in Deuteronomy 22: 13-21 (and I'm paraphrasing) "If a man marry's a women who is not a virgin...then her parents shall take her to the men of the city and she shall be stoned to death." That's not interpreted literally
@ohmysuju fuck off and have ideas of your own instead of blindly following what you're told. if you don't want hate then shut the fuck up and keep your idiotic beliefs to your self.
MUCH hate. Don't let a religion tell you how to think. That's utterly ridiculous. So, what, you're going to let a religion run your life and tell you what to do and how to think? Ludicrous. This is why I became an Atheist, I'm not letting some "god" control me by brainwashing me saying that homosexuality is a sin among many other outrageous things. Fuck that. Power to GLBT.
I would like to blast this out of my car, and maybe make a gay club ready dance routine to this [with vogueing]... How could I get that bible thumpin, club bumpin, homo humpin hit onto my ipod?
I mean it just says "begone you envious trolls, we're sexy fuckin queers and you just can't take it.".
It's sad that in this day and age someone could get this much attention by lashing out with ignorance. Has she ever read the bible. There were 'homosexuals' in it.
@0722181601 Lol yes. Because the Bible is a credible source. I mean I would definitely trust a book that has been altered countless times, especially seeing as there isn't any historical evidence for a majority of the stories in the Bible.
@0722181601 truth of the bible!! yeah i'd really believe a book that was written a few hundred years after Jesus died, also written from several different parts of the world, like chinese whispers the 'truth' gets distorted. Its a crock of shit meant to keep people in their place etc, and this woman is a dumb bitch spreading evil
JESUS STATED MANY,MANY TIMES,LEAVE,LEAVE THE OLD TESTAMENT,EXCEPT FOR THE TEN COMMANDMENTS,anybody,anywhere,who read old test. knows,IT'S BASICALLY A CONDEMNATION OF THE JEWS,BY THEIR PROPHETS,ISAIAH,,JUDGES,NUMBERS,'the dead god' FRIEDRICH NIETSCHE TOLD YOU ABOUT,JESUS,DESTROYED JUDIASM,AND THE EVIL,POWERLESS PRIESTS WHO CONSPIRED WITH ROMAN LAW,TO KILL HIM,HE WAS THEIR GREATEST THREAT,NOT ROME,OR OLD BABYLON,HIS REDEEMER WAS NOT THEIR IDEAL,THEY LOST BIG TIME,HIS LOSS,OUR GAIN.
so YOU "CHRISTIANS",KNOW YOUR BIBLE,well in leviticus25:44you may POSSESS SLAVES,but from other "regions",lev5,work on the sabbath,clearly YOU WILL BE PUT TO DEATH,exodus,21:7,YOU CAN SELL DAUGHTER INTO SLAVERY!!,LEV11:10,EATING SHELLFISH,CRAB,LOBSTER,SHRIMP,SCALLOP,ECT,IS A ABOMINATION TURKEYS,READ IT.LEV21:20,CANNOT APPROACH THE ALTAR OF GOD IF U HAVE A SIGHT DEFECT,LEV,19:27,HAIR TRIMMED,ROUND TEMPLES,FORBIDDEN,BY GOD,LEV19:19,TWO DIFFERENT CROPS,IN ONE FIELD,2 THREADS IN GARMET,A SIN,EVIL.
And the US Constitution prohibits running the country based on your book of fractured Jewish fairy tales - which among other lunacy, had strong things to say about uppity women.
I'm not Christian - I don't care what their book says about anything.
I'm 44 and straight and this little ditty made me want to go to a club in the Village and vogue my ass off! Brilliant!!
thudor1 1 month ago
Real life Jerri Blank.
lewisbreland 3 months ago
love it!!!!!!!!
pulp7theman 3 months ago
TOO FUNNY!!!!
hebrawner 4 months ago
LOL love it!
NitinTV 4 months ago
I WANNA FULL VERSION !!!!
free0files 5 months ago
Ha! This is really well done.
chickenandmoose 5 months ago
This is genius, thank you.
moonshoespotter96 5 months ago
Hey don't judge people by their cloths, your video is not even funny.
Klaudiosable 5 months ago
ahaaa the chicken at the end!!!!!!!!!
ProgressiveHeart 6 months ago
hilarious!!!!!!!!:DDDDDDDDDDD
ProgressiveHeart 6 months ago
How about y'all leave Cindy Jacobs alone? You are being disrespectful to a woman of God and that's wrong.
thatqirlsnookie 8 months ago
The bible also says that it's Ok to kill your wife or son if they don't do what you demand. And why is there 2 versions of the fucking bible - because the first fucker was too dated and portrayed an angry god. They'll amend this "new" fucker soon if it means making more money.
PEANTONG 8 months ago
A new Charlie Sheen goddess!
zekeland 9 months ago
Ignoramus!
zekeland 9 months ago
piss on myself laughing omg
helenshayleslie 10 months ago
Lets be real, Jesus was a rebel. He was in the church with the rest of the fundamentalists, he was out with the prostitutes, and the murderers, reaching out to them, not in the church condemning them through a window. I grew up in the church, so I know a little. For example, in Deuteronomy 22: 13-21 (and I'm paraphrasing) "If a man marry's a women who is not a virgin...then her parents shall take her to the men of the city and she shall be stoned to death." That's not interpreted literally
bluedevmike2005 11 months ago
Why is she wearing anal beads?
seahorse05 11 months ago 8
The bible is full of lies!
Planetsacramento 11 months ago 5
conservative jerri blank lmao!!!!!
radiofreak56 11 months ago
This is my new favorite song.
mIsSmAtChEdsocks42 11 months ago 3
MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WOMAN IS SOOOOOOO IGNORANT!
WONDERFUL REMIX OF THIS FOOL!!!!
XOXOXOX
ThePhilzard 11 months ago
0:49 over and over.....
mf481516 1 year ago
She blinks too much!
YusufAlaseeri 1 year ago
This is the funniest Sh*t I’ve seen in weeks. I laughed so hard, I almost fell outta my chair…. twice! :)
dynamicwolf 1 year ago
did you know.. that the way you pronounce 'beebee' means 'dick' in lithuanian slang? :D
mitsuhiroarita 1 year ago 4
this is so funny that i cant even be mad....lol
Ganapathi6 1 year ago
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MichiNiMayou00 1 year ago
I immediately thought of Jerri Blank from "Strangers with Candy", but Amy Sedaris' character is much prettier than this lady!
ElmerCat 1 year ago
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She's wearing anal beads around her neck.
seahorse05 1 year ago
The Bible has been written by humans and they put their own prejudice, what a presumption to pretend to know what GOD think!
lukebrux 1 year ago
"conservative Jerri Blank"
LOL FOREVER.
oywidapoodles 1 year ago
When did Jerri Blank become a televangelist?
SithPower 1 year ago
Oh my god, Please make this downloadable! I had no idea that ignorance could be so catchy!
trinket11 1 year ago 13
Ohhhhh my lord. I love this. xD
madelinealexander22 1 year ago
LOL, This is now on my ipod. This is brilliant.
powchowder124 1 year ago
LOL this is the best thing ever. XD Seriously? Birds died because of who some people choose to love? I lol so hard at some of these people. Really..
shadowcatgc 1 year ago
No Im serious. I´m not beeing sarcastic.
Whoever is without sin throw the first stone. Lets stop throwing stones!!!!
0722181601 1 year ago
@0722181601 But I have a big pile of pink-painted rocks with your name on them...forgive this *middle finger*
AlbeeSquareMall 1 year ago
No Im serious. I´m not beeing sarcastic.
Whoever is without sin throw the first stone. Lets stop throwing stones!!!!
0722181601 1 year ago
LAWL at the FLOODING xD
rifqi7san 1 year ago
Love it :-)
THEROBBIEKSHOW 1 year ago
This is now on my iPod, haha.
KeshiaKishere 1 year ago
OH YEAH great remix on such a crappy thing she says xD
EngelYumi 1 year ago
She deserves this shit. Stupid bitch. -_-
WhatTheFlapjack 1 year ago
becuz da scriptchur sed
PhantomSambo 1 year ago
WIN. WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN. WIN!
:D
heartofpixels 1 year ago
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ohmysuju 1 year ago
@ohmysuju fuck off and have ideas of your own instead of blindly following what you're told. if you don't want hate then shut the fuck up and keep your idiotic beliefs to your self.
Nintendofan66 1 year ago
@ohmysuju no, you do get hate. LOTS of hate. Religion is a horrible excuse for intolerance.
aalish62 1 year ago 3
@ohmysuju
MUCH hate. Don't let a religion tell you how to think. That's utterly ridiculous. So, what, you're going to let a religion run your life and tell you what to do and how to think? Ludicrous. This is why I became an Atheist, I'm not letting some "god" control me by brainwashing me saying that homosexuality is a sin among many other outrageous things. Fuck that. Power to GLBT.
WhatTheFlapjack 1 year ago
I would like to blast this out of my car, and maybe make a gay club ready dance routine to this [with vogueing]... How could I get that bible thumpin, club bumpin, homo humpin hit onto my ipod?
I mean it just says "begone you envious trolls, we're sexy fuckin queers and you just can't take it.".
1oErdoben 1 year ago
I can't stop listening to this and laughing.
TheAnomalism 1 year ago 6
It's sad that in this day and age someone could get this much attention by lashing out with ignorance. Has she ever read the bible. There were 'homosexuals' in it.
biancasommerland 1 year ago
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very sad that people choose to make fun of a person who preaches the truth of the Bible.
0722181601 1 year ago
@0722181601 Why don't you make a YouTube video about it so I can remix it I mean watch it.
brucenitro 1 year ago 152
@0722181601 Lol yes. Because the Bible is a credible source. I mean I would definitely trust a book that has been altered countless times, especially seeing as there isn't any historical evidence for a majority of the stories in the Bible.
ipodblendedfun 1 year ago 2
@0722181601 I'm going to assume that you're being sarcastic and/or trolling. If not, don't act like you didn't tap your feet this smooth beat.
"Nature itself will begin to talk to us" is the best line ever.
BenGray10 1 year ago
@0722181601indeed...very sad..i'm heartbroken!!
ellenDportiaDRfan 1 year ago
@0722181601 as jesus said about gay people "
."
huynhxuanlee 1 year ago 3
@0722181601 I guess we will rot in hell for making fun of her?
brianlugen 1 year ago
@0722181601 can you even read?
Ganapathi6 1 year ago
@0722181601
how do you know god is real? what if a group of old men got bored and made up the bible? there is no proof of god or jesus.
SAbitch99 1 year ago 3
@SAbitch99 I believe he is real because I experience him. For me that is proof
0722181601 1 year ago
@0722181601 That feeling of God inside you? It's gas.
TheIngefied 1 year ago 5
@0722181601 I believe god is real too, because I know he loves ME for being who I am and nothing else......which is GAY.....its what Jesus would do.
bluedevmike2005 11 months ago
@0722181601 truth of the bible!! yeah i'd really believe a book that was written a few hundred years after Jesus died, also written from several different parts of the world, like chinese whispers the 'truth' gets distorted. Its a crock of shit meant to keep people in their place etc, and this woman is a dumb bitch spreading evil
imninalu 11 months ago
funny as hell hahah this fucktard must go to psychiatric hospital
ThePg45 1 year ago
Brilliant!
sheelashalla 1 year ago
JESUS STATED MANY,MANY TIMES,LEAVE,LEAVE THE OLD TESTAMENT,EXCEPT FOR THE TEN COMMANDMENTS,anybody,anywhere,who read old test. knows,IT'S BASICALLY A CONDEMNATION OF THE JEWS,BY THEIR PROPHETS,ISAIAH,,JUDGES,NUMBERS,'the dead god' FRIEDRICH NIETSCHE TOLD YOU ABOUT,JESUS,DESTROYED JUDIASM,AND THE EVIL,POWERLESS PRIESTS WHO CONSPIRED WITH ROMAN LAW,TO KILL HIM,HE WAS THEIR GREATEST THREAT,NOT ROME,OR OLD BABYLON,HIS REDEEMER WAS NOT THEIR IDEAL,THEY LOST BIG TIME,HIS LOSS,OUR GAIN.
alezander666 1 year ago
so YOU "CHRISTIANS",KNOW YOUR BIBLE,well in leviticus25:44you may POSSESS SLAVES,but from other "regions",lev5,work on the sabbath,clearly YOU WILL BE PUT TO DEATH,exodus,21:7,YOU CAN SELL DAUGHTER INTO SLAVERY!!,LEV11:10,EATING SHELLFISH,CRAB,LOBSTER,SHRIMP,SCALLOP,ECT,IS A ABOMINATION TURKEYS,READ IT.LEV21:20,CANNOT APPROACH THE ALTAR OF GOD IF U HAVE A SIGHT DEFECT,LEV,19:27,HAIR TRIMMED,ROUND TEMPLES,FORBIDDEN,BY GOD,LEV19:19,TWO DIFFERENT CROPS,IN ONE FIELD,2 THREADS IN GARMET,A SIN,EVIL.
alezander666 1 year ago
haha awesome!
pancakesandwichhh 1 year ago
Love IT!!! Amazing! lol!!!
josephanthonyjas 1 year ago
That's awesome. Woman is crazy and you made it even funnier.
aberdaber3 1 year ago
This is awesome! The woman is crazy!
aberdaber3 1 year ago
can sum1 please remix maggie gags?!!!
annanicolesdeadhuby 1 year ago 2
And the US Constitution prohibits running the country based on your book of fractured Jewish fairy tales - which among other lunacy, had strong things to say about uppity women.
I'm not Christian - I don't care what their book says about anything.
BloodOfTheLamb1 1 year ago 2
OMG! My first thought was Jerri Blank too!!
michaeljamesbrooks 1 year ago
Holy shit, this is genius.
angrycitizen7 1 year ago
LOL--nice work.
eric5549 1 year ago
Merci beaucoup!! J'attendais le remix!! Thank you very much!! I've been waiting for the remix!!
plutogirllovekj 1 year ago
LOL. This evil bigoted twat noodle deserves the world's scorn.
drunkenbluto 1 year ago 86
@drunkenbluto I could only hope the CUNT GET HIT by a MOVING BLACK BIRD DOING 120 MPH...that would be most funny...
BabylonsKing 6 months ago
The Jerri Blank line is dead on. Perfect.
Scurzuzu 1 year ago
LOVE this!
cap020570 1 year ago
That was hilarious and she is such a stupid bigot! Her head on a dudes body holding the gay flag was priceless!!
ythnkupollyprsypnts 1 year ago
Very cool, but you got the gay flag wrong.
mcdcbear 1 year ago
Buahahaha!!! :-))))) This is great!
discofreak84 1 year ago
I freaking love this.... lets put it on itunes ASAP!!!! just give it some intro and exit beats!!!
randybragdon 1 year ago