Chuck norris

[TonyBra1000]

Real chuck norris 0:01 to 0:02

[Blankac3]

Fake chuck Norris would of killed the first guy in one kick

[SemNome68]

para os 88 que nao gostaram chuck norris vira atras

[gunsandbeyond]

fuck chuck norris¡¡¡,......see?if he was that powerful he would come here and hit my head against the keyboaihwgfdohjw3pwoiup08qausv­ijhnp{gm

[dgg9903]

chuck norris runs 9GAG

[russoftheancnts]

Don't delete this :). Matured or not it's a fun video one way or another!

[sandwichleo]

84 PERSONS ARE DEAD

[HydraWolf1]

Death once had a Near Chuck Norris experience.

[Eggert3689]

i like the part when the fat guy run's

[MrMlikocz]

83 peoples are dead now :D :D

[nostradamus1915]

@MrMlikocz 88

[massazuka]

hauhauahuuahhauha

[graytkd]

Chuck Norris Rulez!

[DeceptionIsTruth]

Obviously this is fake....... If this was actual footage...... Chuck Norris could not be seen because he is too fast to visualize

[fireyfco]

Chuck is an American version of Bruce Lee. Both fantastic, both absolute legends...

[TheEXpothead]

jesus wrote the bible, chuck norris wrote the reality

[haxor431]

jesus can walk on water...CHUCK NORRIS SWIMS ON LAND

[WhoHatePeople]

Chuck Norris' tears are a cure for cancer. But Chuck Norris doesn't cry

[9879novo]

Chuck Norris, the first quick scoper

[Sandett]

Whenever end of the world was going to happen, Chuck Norris stopped it. That's why all past prophecies failed.

[fakasoldier]

damm they say the wolrd ends in 2012 glad we hafe chuck norris to protect us

[DylanL710]

0:45 is chris brown!

[wolfwalker262]

pure genius...

[OptimalElement]

If Chuck Norris is coming for you then kill yourself, only that way can you be saved.

[SaltySpoons777]

@OptimalElement

No, he will just follow you to heaven/hell and kill you again x)

[KASEK025]

EXCUSEME WHAT CAL IS THIS GUN LOL

[CascadeFreak]

@KASEK025 0.00001 million.cal sniper, so fast that heads explode

[magomedleloup]

what he did with the bazooka

[niiiggeeer3000]

0:17 round house kick you in tha face

[jamiesalas55]

Black Belt!! Please Chuck Norris weres Bruce Lee around his weight! xD

[1MrKingdomBusiness]

Chuck Norris could kill a rhino with a BB gun

[DestrAjax]

@1MrKingdomBusiness correction,chuck norris can kill a rhino with BB gun pellets

[isobodari1]

holy shit chuck gets it gouing 0:45

[badgirlsclubbitches]

Chuck Norris fell off a cliff and landed at the top

[funkyasscrack]

0:45 =Can i drive honey?

0:46 = Whadu sayhoe?!?...Back to the Kitchen!!!

[robax3r]

chuck norris QUICK SCOPE QUAD!

[RaggaDnB]

Doesn't matter if there are 6 judges, Chuck Norris's score is the one that counts

[slimbolo]

the alpha and the omega ... the beggining and the end ... chuck norris

[pkemr4]

0:21 - 0:42 chuck norris playing some call of duty online

[ChuCKxNoRRiS100]

1:18  here =D

[xpl0ckx]

chuck norris m40A3 montage

[luievd89]

he must've known ........... killing chuck in a movie gets you killed in real live ..... R.I.P bruce

[luievd89]

@hey0its0bread lol it shows you're a 98-00 kid

[wwfww]

i hope that chuck norris doesn't play COD!

[briannema768]

@hey0its0bread <-- IS A GAY MESSED UP RETARD WHO COULDN'T FIGHT HIS WAY OUT OF A YOUTUBE TROLLING LET ALONE DO ANYTHING COOL HEEEES A DUMB STUPID RETARD.

WTF IS HE EVEN FAMOUS FOR ,MY GUESS IS BEING A TROLL

FACTS ABOUT CHUCK @hey0its0bread

1.HE'S 8 YEARS OLD

2.HE IS A RETARD FOR TRYING TO BE A STUPID ASSWIPE IN FRONT CHUCK NORRIS

3.THE DUMBEST HUMAN ON EARTH, TRYING TO BE BETTER THAN EVERYONE BOO HOO

In other words, that's the DUMBEST comment you've ever made, bitch.

[Antidote54]

can i get thumbs up for no reason at all

[Slic3R1]

i like the part when he get's his ass handed to him bu Bruce Lee or God for short

[MrHaddonfield]

I don't care What any body says ,if you even to this day feel like you can beat Chuck Norris,you're just a wannabe or you'd already be out there doing it ,so SHUT THE FUCK UP& ACCEPT THE GREATNESS THAT IS CHUCK NORRIS!

[MrHaddonfield]

A little Homophobic,Are'nt you!?

[FedorFan101]

If you look closely at the atlas, you can see chuck norris holding up both of them atlas, and the world

[Monkey6979]

@hey0its0bread Chuck Norris will Roundhouse kick your ass to last year

[PelvicUltrasound]

@hey0its0bread He's 70 years old. Tell him that, I'm sure even in his old age he can kick your ass.

[Fun4Ever1420]

do it norris

[deidora90]

0:44 did Chuck Norris just beat a woman?

[TheEXpothead]

When god and lucifer fought eachother on who was right, chuck norris stopped them and said shut up, I'm watching the game. and there wuz silence.

[miciso666]

22 secs in who has moar :D

[vasokeable]

the song name is sandstorm

[vasokeable]

the song name is sandstorm

[vasokeable]

the song name is sandstorm

[vasokeable]

the song name is sandstorm

[is4469]

best part 1 05 to 1 18

[melodica08]

wath's the song's name?

[zouga]

that video at 0:34 that is actually someone killing themselves, its that political man,He pulled the gun out of a paper bag at a conference and blows his head off. But maybe he actually had the gun in his hand to kill someone at the conference, then chuck norris over took his brain and made him kill himself... I would like to see chuck vs charlie sheen!!!

[alex877411]

NUNCA LE DEIS UN RIFLE A CHUCK NORRIS.

[9000sw]

a meteor was about to hit the earth but chuck Norris kick it out into orbit

[GMSolardeath]

Chuck Norris can text on a pay phone...Chuck Norris once made a happy meal sad =(. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet, No text required.

[darik132]

LOL Chuck Norris Quick Scope!!!!

[xtoozibit]

When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, he doesnt turn into a Zombie. the Zombie turns in to Chuck Norris.

[TheGirlgamer87]

CHUCK NORRIS

[net777walker]

lol

[mathieuwhocares]

Chuck Norris challenged Michael Jackson to a dance battle , losers had to change skin colors .

[clueless301]

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".

[DJSTARproductions]

0:25 baby face??

[lionel21000]

Chuck Norris would probably like to have you say that to his face. Ever been whopped by an old man???

[nikoslebronjames4e]

chuck norris played poker with god...

god bet the universe

chuck norris raised

[PsyProvoker]

Chuck Norris approves lesbians 

[Mefisto1521]

78 youtubers'll be bann |m|

[DanceSirtaki]

I think 2012 is Chuck Norris !!!

[amitjoshi1996]

Chuck Norris can kill terrorist via BLUETOOTH..!!!!!

[RedDotRampage]

chuck norris is bough black ops in 2006 :D

[DarkSignal59]

the sniping part is better than the original XD someone pls make some more funny deaths with that sniping scene

[frantazkravina007]

Did u hear that? Tanjo22 was killed by roundhouse kick...

[bigcatisbig]

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[uchihaJade123]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DD LOLOLOLOL

[HeinrichKonig]

Might I ask why-in a tribute to chuck norris' manliness-did you put in a clip of him getting annihilated by Bruce Lee? :P

[556forlunch]

chuck norris can kill 2 birds with nothing

[Sinochek]

Chuck Norris for president, please.

[GustavoGCYT]

Charizard!!!!!1!1!!!!!1!

[YasminSharp]

Chuck norris will kill @Tanjo22 For saying that in the description box.

[9kenny5]

Kratos can fuck up chuck norris

[martinez418]

Hollywood should bring out more action stars like Mr Chuck Norris!

[awrfgafhwfawrjfghase]

1:06 - 1:10 where is this scene from? :)

[rafigy]

@awrfgafhwfawrjfghase Dodgeball i'm pretty sure :S

[charliecarkings1]

@rafigy yep thats right

[magellanoo]

@awrfgafhwfawrjfghase

i think dodgeball

[JTMies]

Great video! i like it!

[JTMies]

Tanjo 22 bible-thumping asshole!

[MrShane737]

Chuck Norris governs the Universe outside ours infinite times over....

[jan0montecinos]

Chuck Exists!!!

[aaa142536aaa]

bruce lee rulez !! 

[ocabafox]

chuck norris doesn't need air.. the air needs chuck norris

[the5thCount]

Does Norris not have the right to his religious beliefs?

[discoder]

@the5thCount Yes, but God worships Chuck Norris.

[Superchickenman159]

chuck norris can do wheelies on a unicycle

[01iamaprofessional]

chuck norris doesn't do a push up, he pushes the world down.

[rockoWarhol]

Chuck es la LEY!

[SodaFull]

chuck norris puede quemar con una lupa a una hormiga..................de NOCHE jejejejej :D

[trodat07]

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick a flying F-22 Raptor.

[DodgeCanon5]

Chcuk Norris has aim bot

[mvang01]

Got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee :D

[jhabibthekid007]

CHUCK NORRIS APPROVE!!!

ANYTHING ELSE GETS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK

[firmclock]

fuck chuck norris - chuck norris fucking sucks - chuck norris is gay - chuck norris can fuck off - chuck norris likes it in the ass - chuck norris can go suck a dick

[jhabibthekid007]

@firmclock u my friend are gonna get roundhouse kicked by chuck norris

HERESYY AGAINST CHUCK NORRIS IS DA NO 1 CAUSE OF DEATH IN AMERICA

SEX WITH CHUCK NORRIS IS DA WOMENS NO 1 CAUSE OF DEATH IN DA WORLD NO SHITTY BREAST CANCER KILL THEM

IF U STARE AT DA SUN U GET BLIND BUT IF U STARE AT CHUCK NORRIS U GET ROUNDHOUSE KICKED... TILL DEATH!!!

[DarkSim64]

@jhabibthekid007 You my friend are gonna get roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris for using caps lock, and not having a sense of grammar.

[jhabibthekid007]

@DarkSim64 I saw the Chuck Norris most wanted list... unfortunately you are in that list X(

[armymanj]

@jhabibthekid007 You're Grammar Sucks Really Hard try to improve it please

[jhabibthekid007]

@armymanj You want some fries with that?

[armymanj]

@jhabibthekid007 yes :)

[Thinker4242]

Chuck Norris once kicked down a revolving door.....

[TheEliteNerd]

In soviet russia, you kill chuck norris.

[bryz2034]

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris is a weapon of mass destruction.

[lewisnwkc]

Chuck Norris decides in what order the colours of the rainbow are... and its RED for a REASON!

(that was sweet i'm totally pasteing this in other video's :D, i think Chuck will be proud of that one... LEWISNWKC REWARDED IN THE AFTERLIFE!)

[HeikenCazen]

chuck norris aprroved!

[SinfulOcelot]

You can't kick his ass. Even when he decides to leave this world he'll continue judging who'll live and die, from above.

[0xMario64]

What happens if chuck norris goes to soviet russia?

[oORapeFaceOo]

@0xMario64 he still kills you

[alejandro2227]

buenisimo jajajaj

[hackingmaster101]

I think the 70 ppl that thumbed down this vid. are dead

[elgamer98]

chuck norris rules!!

[TheGetPwnd]

first time i see chuck norris

[239kyle]

chuck norris sucks

[HalfJawArbiter166]

The maker of this video is disappeared, and afraid.

[LizzyAston]

dont fuck with the chuck

[YASxYT]

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

[HalfJawArbiter166]

@YASxYT People scream to make Avalanches. Avalanches scream to make a Chuck Norris.

[filiipe100]

Chuck Forever

[INQTICED]

Jesus can walk on water but only Chuck Norris can swim in land.

[FranzPianoDude]

Do you hate it? I love it.

[blaisetighe15]

Comment removed by Chuck Norris. .

[BufferingProductions]

Commander-"Sir,whats his Overkill Power?"

Leader-"Let Me Check"

Leader-"Oh My Fucking God"

Commander-"What??!!"

Leader- " ITS OVER NINE THOUDSAND!!!!!!!!!!!"

[SullyIsPrime]

chuck norris can judge a book by its cover

[juroSS4]

whats the name of that song? Thanks

[monwera]

@juroSS4 Sandstorm - Da Rude

[Kurplutzo]

@monwera was sandstorm. But now it's Chuckstorm.

[VendettaOfDeception]

I sleep peacefully at night, knowing my taxes go to training this badass mother fucker.

[crustytoes3]

headshot!!!!!

[snailere]

When Chuck Norris sneezes, the earth rotates that little bit faster.

THUMBS UP NAO.

[NearTheUniverse]

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

Run, before he finds you

Try a different person

[MRCALIfornyay]

chuck norrises vote has the most meaning if he voted and 100-0 and he voted for the 0 then it would become 0-100 chuck wins

[NodDisciple1]

Chuck Norris hater. XP

[dxxa94]

chuck norris dont have fear fear hav chuck

[cemtexx]

chuck norris is 2010

[Greatpasqua]

Chuck Norris is going to survive in 2012!

[ThebrainCF]

@Greatpasqua Chuck Noriis cant surive the 2012 cuz HE IS THE 2012!

[DyingFetusSkinless]

@ThebrainCF thats not funny at all but at least you tried

[watchinginaz]

@Greatpasqua But 2012 won't survive Chuck Norris

[DogoCaraballo]

@watchinginaz chuck norris can survive in 2012

[rihardo123]

@watchinginaz lol 2012 is big fail

[janniammlive]

@watchinginaz thats wrong! chuck norris made 2012! thats why he is going to survive!

[MrDylanawsome]

@Greatpasqua Chuck Norris is 2012.

[j0r3l07]

The original title for Alien vs Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.

The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

[1227CGanimated]

PEOPLE HAVE MADE CHUCK NORRIS INTO A NARCICISIC MOTHERFUCKER!

[kratosvsatena]

the song??

[Italianchef26]

is the final scene for real? where did u take from?

[ALUCARDko]

what is the song?

[helical]

delete it plz , ive already downloaded it so i will reupload kthnxbye son