Joe Dirt - Soldering Iron 1

[bigpencap]

i love this scene

[bigPar3kh]

3 ppl sewed it

[mrfixxxer118]

NOT THE BEES!!!!!!

[megadp]

3 people need to inhale killer mustard gas.

[Acethatbaby0h9]

@BackwoodsLungBuster so does ur mom

[crazy93ist]

"You talkin to me?" Christopher Walken-style

[ironworker56537]

I think the best part Is. That's what he chooses to do with his personal time. He misses his old life.

[StupidFuckingTrolls]

@BackwoodsLungBuster It's just too bad that your mother sucks me down while i watch this movie

[FUCKWillSmith]

this is my favorite video of all time haha

[Bone52crusher]

You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron!

[lol123321123321]

@Bone52crusher was it really nessicary to type EXACTLY what his just said? lmfao cmon now

[Boughton11]

Hahahaha

[firmlygraspi1]

he hid the soldering iron in the one place he knew he could- in his ass!

[ginger89kid]

Guy likes to see homos naked...that don't help me none.

[thuganomics84]

The first time i ever saw this, i thought i was going 2 die laughing. Walken is a lege

[Baitgsad]

i still cant stop laughing

[205royal205]

Somebody's Mom spoke to me in the wrong tone... So I stabbed her in the face with my Penis

[hollisterbabii28]

Mia Tyler sent me here :]

[lookatmygunz]

you guys are leaving these comments all wrong. Ya do it again, ill have to stab you in the face with a soldering iron

[1ETC7]

2 people used the wrong tone.

[ZstarOdustE]

next time a teacher says I fail a test, I'm stabbing him in the face with a soldering Iron!

[HarrisonLaine12]

Did a fire extingisher kill his dog?

[P0tBelliedConan]

the funniest



[bones020694]

My wife. She was shot to death in New York. I mean Kansas.

[isisinsight79]

the wrong tone will get you stabbed in the face

[maine021]

this is the best thing I've ever seen

[PufferBluntman]

haven't stabbed anybody... BOOM!

since 1984

[PufferBluntman]

2 people got stabbed in the face with you know what.

[lolwut71]

this guy was my niehbour in CT. nice guy

[bradylbushby]

@lolwut71 is that right? lemme ask you something.... lol

[theshindigproduction]

@lolwut71 lucky bastard haha i live in ct but he probably lived in the rich part like greenwich

[MsSammymonster]

christopher walken in joe dirt. he is mopping the floor dancing to the music thats in his head when all of a sudden he stops at a fire extinguisher and say

what did you say. oh. youre talking to me all wrong. its the wrong tone. you do it again, ill stab you in the face with a soldering iron. is that right? let me ask you something. does your mother sew? (mimicks a gunshot) BOOM. GET HER TO SEW THAT

[dav1492]

Pure Genius

[SummonerX]

It's...it's the wrong TONE...

[464928952]

am i the only person thats utterly terrified?

[rynoi]

@464928952 Not at all...

[Presidential805]

your talking to me all wrong...its the wrong tone

LMFAO im gonna tell my boss that

[benniquaid]

Is that right?

[WAKEUPshift111]

This is my favorite Christopher Walken Scene OF ALL TIME.

[HANKHILLWBRIMLEY]

That 1 person who hit the dislike button were later stabbed in the face by a soldering iron

[awsome321]

GET HER TO SEW THAT!

[Darthlongi]

christopher walken: the only person in the world that can threaten anyone (or anything) with a soldering iron...and get away with it :D

[generalgeewhiz]

DOES YOUR MOTHER SEW?!

[afsbjah2]

did christopher walken just slam that fire hydrant?

i believe he did.

[VolcomViper45]

Is that right?

[Giamcomo]

Christopher walken is the best

talking to me all wrong your using the wrong ton say it again stab you in the face with soldering iron. i got a question does your mother sew.

[Giamcomo]

Christopher walken is the best

[badboydavid10]

lmao

[gargoyle217]

damn whats the name of the song hes dancing to?

[Juztin42]

does your mother sew?

[dethklok831]

BOOM! getter to so dat!

[yez1tiz]

do it again

ill stab u in the face wit a soldering iron

XD

[MsJesusgod]

this is in that raekwon song white lines and i KNEW i recognized it from somewhere so i was thinking like hmmm musta been scarface or goodfellas and i just cant remember it but than i realized NOOO IM SO STUPID its from joe dirt hahahah

[ScavengerData]

Does ya mother sew?

BOOOOM!

GET HER TO SEW THAT!

I seriously can't stop laughing this is the greatest line ever

[Gangstakid666]

this is my favorite part!!!!...hahaha...lol

[manwell55]

lol...he practices the line

[badboydavid10]

@manwell55 lmao

[natinegga513]

It truly takes a great to nail a classic line all by his/her self

[WatchMeShred]

Ok, so pardon me for sounding like an ass, but that's a bad last question to here!!

Only Walken could do.. that line..perfect.

[Crazymarioman5555]

Does ya' mother sew?

BOOM!

GETTA DA SEW DAT!

[musicXdude197]

@Crazymarioman5555 lol.the first time i saw this i thought he said:GET AN ISODAC

[itsakr3wthing]

@Crazymarioman5555 best part of the movie



[DBZPR0DIGY]

lol hilarious

[ilikereverb5]

you're talking to me all wrong...it's the wrong tone

[Joehand87]

It's not Clem anymore.......it's Gurt B. Frobe

[Nassgamer4k1]

she was shot six times...in New York I mean Kansas.

[DBZPR0DIGY]

lol

[Chevypower265]

Yeah...lol, I'd forgot about that. but at that point in the movie it was still Clem.

[Chevypower265]

"Does ya mother sew?....BLOOM...Get her to sew that!" Hahaha, Clem is so funny!

[Snick156]

Does your mother sew?

BOOM!! GET UR TO SEW DAT!

[blackzachblack]

The funniest line ever

[Nicksolo85]

"Do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron"  one of the best lines in this movie

It's funny that he doesn't react right away to the smoke coming out of that class room

[ngarland69]

he reminds me of a drunk at 0:15

[Daelusprime]

does your mother sew?

[Blackinsifuns]

hahaha yeah!!!1

[Codebreaker7]

Love it!

[sltungle]

Haha, my friend has been quoting this scene for the past couple of days. It's brilliant.

I <3 Christopher Walken.

[KiTTiEkontagious]

BOOOM! gettah tah sew dat!

[BIGBOSSLINK420]

that might be the funniest movie line ive ever heard.......does ya motha sew??? go get urself a wahhh burger and some french cries hahahaha

[thehbk10]

let me ask you something... does your mother sew?

BOOM! get her to sew that!

ahahahahahahhaha so funny

[bennyblings]

christopher walken is da man

[CaPtAiNSmAcKtArD]

hahaha

[WILDSAM6O]

hahah clem!

[spartanassain]

best line ever

[glucos19]

thats mutha nature

[Kubiklan]

FEAR THE WALKEN

[turbozero200]

great vid.. sorry that was in the wrong tone BOOM i better sew that

[toyexus1]

jizzy B

[V0Lt4Ge]

lol. Best quote ever.

[BrayWyatt]

yeah ur pussy shut!hahaaaa

[uuuultra]

does your mother sew?

[magic1995]

get her to sew that!

[glucos19]

BOOM get her to sew that

[BrayWyatt]

its called a sodering iron not a soldering iron.

[DanRules89]

does your mother sew?

[apheod]

actually it is called a soldering iron... moron. dictionary is your friend if you're going to correct someones spelling.

[uuuultra]

your dick is small

[drumpower8510]

hey ur talking to my guy all wrong,its the wrong tone. do it again and ill have to stab you in the face with a soldering iron

[FillyT93]

HELL YA! one of my favorite quotes! there is even a hardstyle (techno) remix to it called "wrong tone" by acl team.. look it up and listen to it if u can

[1abisai]

A part that I noticed that was funny was in sec 17 when starts shaking around for like 2 seconds!!!!

[1abisai]

hilarious just hilarious!!! I thought only me and my friend John from middle shool found this funny!!! GOOD UPLOAD!!!! Christopher WAlKEN!!!! YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

[uuuultra]

yeah you and your friend john can compare penis sizes in the girls bathroom at middle school

[thrashtyrant7]

lol WALKEN!!!!!!

[TracyMcSpacy]

PS: to those below: in dialogue, movies/novels/et cetera, there is no right and wrong pronunciation, in fact, often wrong is far better.

[TracyMcSpacy]

classic--- somebody someday had to redo deniro's taxi cab scene, this almost did it!!!!!! hahaha

[fuckaduck12311]

its soldering not suatering jackass, its just pronounced sot-ering

[KingPun]

Christopher Walken is one of the greatest actors lol "BOOM! Get Her to Sew that!" XD

[JeffGrim]

Man, Walken is just too hilarious. What a great quote: "Get her sew that!"

[malevolentforce]

***** AWESOME

[rklem56]

lol i think its sautering

[yootoobdood18]

no u r retarded

[Drkskeleton]

"What Happend Clem u Kick There Asses?" hahaha

[robgoertz]

Christopher walken is amazing

[Beastmaster411]

literally one of the funniest lines ever to be delivered by a human being

[bmcdonald07]

amazing

[Megile]

=D best part of the film

[t239]

My best friend and I imitated this scene every time we saw each other in college.

[skynyrd90]

omg ty got posting this.

[Aiell0]

lol