Steel Panther: Five Tips For 'Sexualising' Your Live Show

[iloveyoass69]

well......IT WORKS!!!

[TeenCretin]

OK, OK,....I tried ALL of those tips and NOTHING.....is it cause I'm fat and 63 years old??

[RockMusicismylife14]

where can i get spandex pants?

[TheBitchinLeprochaun]

2 people played a live show and followed the 5 tips.. but didnt get laid.. 201 did ;D

[groundloop07]

His name is Satchel because of his ever present gigantic bag of blow. Or his other option. Either way he plays that Kramer Pacer in a wanton manner.

[MrScary5150]

He's like Mac from Always Sunny's spandex clad doppelganger

[samanosukkia]

This guy's a hero, period.

[006sick]

that 3rd tip was the Best one, cuz it's So fucking true!!

[MsPhoenix1969]

But in reality, I was ignored at a concert and it more or less pissed me off... lol I paid good money to be there and to be hot to flirt so, seriously. JK.

[MsPhoenix1969]

Im more of a glutieus maximus kind of gal.

[Tjeerdoweirdo]

Yeaah Satchel, that's nice, but seriously now.. Where can I get those spandex pants dude...? Can't find em :(

[NicoleBaaaby]

BE TOTALLY FUCKING HOT

[TaffyRaphie]

"and shit"

[TMIBand]

this guy's an idiot.

[Goth3m3]

@TMIBand You know who Steel Panther is? It's a gimmick

[Rofleupagus]

@Goth3m3 A lot of people seem to not get that lol

[datnoidkid]

THESE FUCKING BOZOS ARE FUNNY AS SHIT GOOD THING FOR THEM THATS ALL THEY HAVE THERE METAL SUCKS LIKE ALL THERE MOMS

BUT THERE FUNNY GODD COMEDY SHOW

[Rofleupagus]

@datnoidkid That's what they are suppose to be lol

[TwiLiGhTeRiHannA]

I mean.. that's so hilarious, but all he said is fucking true!

[atrumluminarium]

lol this is the guy that did the "axe fit" thing in a previous TG issue. i didnt know he played for steel panter!

[Jagguar20]

Press 9 repeatedly.

[KlarKman1000]

you find the HOTTEST chick IN THE FRONT ROW, and then... completely ignore her.

[ic1924]

holy shit. follow the tips and u'll get as much pussy as u want in no time!!

[shaneclemens]

Spandex.. sometimes I wear them all by myself in my hotel room.. and I just... masturbate. Quality tips here Satchel \m/^_^\m/

[saltydog895]

Haha add it up by weight prob means they bone a lot of fat chicks lol

[sweetswede10]

Love this guy!

[JBxWinters]

lmao at tip # 5

[TheJezzka01]

bitchin dude, bitchin tips, your bitchin, sexy bitchin dude, more pusy by weight???? is this a 'real' post or is this guy havin a joke?????

big jim is more bitchin than all u discoballs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[999rooster999]

"iff you add it up by whight" lmao

[KlarKman1000]

@666Geetarcrazy lols i have 4 pairs of spandex ;P

[Doritos9829]

@KlarKman1000 sadass

[KlarKman1000]

@Doritos9829 lol, going by you and your profile picture, your the sad pussyless fuck, who will never get laid, man wanna know how much pussy i've fucked?

[Doritos9829]

@KlarKman1000 are you sum 60 yr old bloke whos just tryin to sound hard cuz u can use a computer?

[KlarKman1000]

this works... it really does... bitchin.

[mapex75]

Narcotic Self would kick bitches in the face in the front row of our shows... seems to work pretty well... you just find the one whos missing the most teeth and there ya go... gettin laid!! haha

[MattKondrath]

when he puts the glasses on he looks like sylvester stallone. xD

[hgv33]

i love the opening line

[nilly666]

i love that you can hear saxon in the background XD

[woodyland]

'If you add it up by weight'? What, they fuck a lot of fat chicks?

[999rooster999]

@woodyland ...that was the inntended joke yes.......

[playingwithshotguns]

@666Geetarcrazy Yeah. Ebay bro.

[PrettyGlamRock]

@666Geetarcrazy Ebay?

[shred73]

genius.

[radb]

"Steel Panther" is a real band? Hilarious!

[IggyZadr]

Hah - it'll play into her low self esteem.

[msmagicpie1]

OMG...I think I've been the girl in the front row next to the hot chick...

[cruxgothgirlie]

Holy hell, I love that man.

[Rehabescapie420]

If you add it up by weight...

[Rammsteinn8Italia]

maybe eyeliner isn't gonna get you quite as much pussy as you'd like to think...

more like MAN-pussy

[TotalGuitar]

It was hard not to shake the camera from laughing while filming this...

[LRMMcDonnell]

awesome haha