Turian Air Quotes

[kalofreakhalo]

Ah yes, Reapers....-Liara, kill the turian, he works for the shadow broker

[Soldierofdoom444]

*Reaper fleet appears behind council*

Turian: Ah yes, "Reapers." The immortal sentient life supposedly waiting in dark space. We have dismissed you.

Reapers: Awwwww...:'( *they all float away sadly*

And it was at that point that it was the Turian, not Shepard, that saved the galaxy and he then gets Shepard's bitches

[yubarta1]

"Ah yes, Creepersssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssboom"

[PUNK3D411]

My ME3 Expectations : turian counsellor : You'r tearing me apart Reapers!!! Shepard:... Ah yes, "reapers" the sentent machines supposedly Tearing you apart limb by limb, we have dismissed that claim... Turian:FUUUUUUUU!-

[CheaterGuy1998]

Mass Effect 3

Turian councilor: Holy Shit! The Reapers are attacking! HELP US SHEPARD!

Shepard: Ah yes, "Reapers"...

[SinDawg030]

Ah yes, Bankers. The obscenely rich financiers, allegedly responsible for our current economic mess. We have dismissed these claims . . .

[Aizec300]

ME1:

Reapers:Shepard,you say?

ME2:

Reapers:Ah yes,"Shepard" the human that killed thousand of sovereing's geth and sovereing himself...we have dismissed that calim

ME3:

*Reapers attacks earth and shephard came to save it*

Reapers:HOLY SHIT,SHEPARD!

[megabrowser17]

"Ahh yes, air quotes."

[cnelsonjr87]

ah yes, "Puberty" allegedly waiting in dark space. I thought we have dismissed that claim.

[ninjaian]

Im so going to look forward to doing this RIGHT BACK AT HIM in ME3...

[PvtMichealJCaboose]

Ah yes, "Thumbs Up", The basis of currency and respect in Youtube.....we have dismissed that claim.

[CitizenKahne1015]

Ah yes, "Politicians". We have dismissed that claim.

[Radiotomb]

What a douche! lol

[KethamBodds]

Ah yes, 'the Council'. I have dismissed that claim.

[mrbobmanbob]

Turians only have one finger so it's more like 'Reapers'.

[sinestro1940]

Turian skepticism in mind-blowing 720p. The internet can stop now.

[Danchamp07]

Only the end joint of his fingers moves when he does that. I can't do it without moving two joints.

[OxYcOd0n3]

@Danchamp07 He's a Turian... I'm pretty sure you're not....

[Danchamp07]

@OxYcOd0n3 (Checks self in mirror) Good point.

[orly444]

Ah, yes. "Turians". We have dismissed that claim.

[Toogorax]

Ah yes, "YouTube comments". The racial and sexist slurs left by presumably people floating around in their parents house... We have dismissed that claim.

[evilemperordude]

They're more like air apostrophes. 

[KuichikiByakuya]

Ah yes, "Dismissing claims" we have realized this claim.

[Gettles]

Say what you will about his opinions about "Reapers" but the fact remains that this guy went about learning human grammar rules as well as non-verbal communication methods; he put time and effort in getting this information in order to dismiss a human statement in the douchiest way possible.

Say what you will about him, but you have to respect the lengths he went to in order to avoid being a mere jackass but a instead establish himself as a true asshole.

[VinceValentine]

@Gettles Politicians undergo intensive training to enable being dicks towards everyone.

[MsMascarpone]

@Gettles "Well good for him then"

[xShinobiDisasterx]

Ahh yes, "Turian Council Member", the turian on the Citadel council who allegedly acts like a sorry ass bitch and will get his ass handed to him in ME 3. We have dismissed that claim.

[TheRealBarnez]

@xShinobiDisasterx no he won't. He died in ME1 for me, so never said this xD

[mrend]

Makes you wonder how those three ninconpoops managed to run the galaxy for so long.

[roman11777]

1 fingered air quotes ftw

[doom2206]

There was supposed to be an option for male Shepard to romance Garrus but Turian Councilor took a tour of Bioware's offices and remarked, "Ah yes, 'Gay-rrus'."

And from then on Garrus was straight as an arrow.

[Seaction8]

That turian was an asshole ಠ_ಠ

[RevolverOcelot1964]

Am I the only one who saved this jackass solely for the chance of getting an "I told you so" moment?

[AICW]

@RevolverOcelot1964

ME1: "Reapers, you say?"

ME2: "Ah yes, Reapers."

ME3: "Oh shit, Reapers!"

[sunset261]

@AICW nah the ships in ME3 that are allegedly "reapers" are merely massive opaque holograms made by saren before he died meant to scare everybody because he was an asshole.

[mansoor619]

Shepard's stare of doom+ah yes reapers=Reaper's surrender:D

[Knvkl]

I wouldn't believe Shepard either.

[randomface54]

ME2: Turian: Ah yes, Reapers, we have dismissed that claim. ME3 *Reaper fleet attacks Citadel* T: Help us Shepard, the Reapers are attacking! Shepard: Ah yes, Reapers, we have dismissed that claim. T: For the love of God help us, we're sorry ok! S: Alright then. *Saves Citadel* S: I told you so, and look who saved your asses from the Reapers. T: Ah yes, Reapers, we have dismissed that claim. *S kneecaps T* S: Dismiss that! (You know you want to see this scene in ME3!)

[NintendoArt]

The Turian Councilor made four accounts specifically for disliking this video.

[Vikruntasas]

My air quotes will tear you apart! THIS HURTS YOU!

[WOLF777dude]

lol, they can only use one finger for quotes and I can use two. Ah, I can already feel that old undeserved sense of superiority.

[SpadeHand]

Somehow, it's just not the same with only three fingers...

[novatroop]

@turian councilor

YOU FUCKING IDIOT THE REAPERZ ARE HEREZ. *points towards arrival dlc*

*turian councilor somehow dies*

[DominikO8O]

Turians...they are all racists

[BananaNinja96]

ah, yes, "No index finger."

[HuginnG]

haha he cant even do it right with only 3 fingers on each hand!

[Blarghurface]

Ah yes, "Turians". A race of aliens that have to do air-quotes with only one finger per hand. We have dismissed that claim.

[grimma2]

Ah yes, "Mass effect"

[kaethel]

High ass reapers

[The23313]

But....quotes have two little ' he only put up one...D:

[blattymeow]

Hah yes "Reapers"

[2007excalibur2007]

."srepaeR" ,sey aH

[Schlorgan]

Bring Hackett back!!

[NobleSixOne]

@Schlorgan

Arrival DLC, that is my response

[scarletspeed7]

Ah yes, air quotes. A human sarcastic gesture used to denegrate the impact of a keyword in dialogue between two verbally-sparring beings. We have dismissed that converstional technique.

[AmonDevilman]

I'm so glad i let this prick die.

[TheJoejoejetplane]

Ah yes, "Air Quotes," we have dismissed that claim.

[Trisar]

Personally, I hope to have the Turian Councilor contact Shepard, and have this happen:

Shepard: Ah, yes, "Reapers." *finger quotes* The immortal race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark space.

Reaper hulk: *collapses behind Shepard.*

Shepard: We have dismissed that claim.

I will be tickled positively pink if that happens.

[happyking9]

Some hands are just made for air quotes

[TheWeatherman100]

What a badass, talking down to someone who has killed giant ass superworms, saved/killed the insect queen that caused a galatic war and could shoot him to death.

It's gunna be SO nice to watch him scream like a baby!

[1009961]

he has very small and dainty hands

[Toastynater]

You know, they need to put a guy named Ramirez in ME3 as Anderson's aide or something. It'd be so fucking awesome.

[AICW]

@Toastynater Watch, Anderson will get demoted to Sgt. for some reason, then he'll go by his middle name "Foley." Then the next thing you hear him say:

"RAMIREZ! Put some fire on that Reaper's ass!"

"RAMIREZ! Buy some time for those transports to escape!"

"RAMIREZ! Use this Riot Shield to stop the Reapers and SAVE THE GALAXY!!!"

Shepard? PFFFFFT. Ramirez is BOSS.

[CircusofPython]

@AICW Then Admiral Hackett will set up his own team somewhere in Russia.

[midgetydeath]

I hope that in the 3rd game we get a part with:

*Reapers begin invasion against a prepared and united galaxy (the council having been cut out of the loop without realizing it) so humans and geth and rachni are the only races ready and badass enough (see: Humanity) to be prepared.*

Turian Councilor: ....O.o :O

Shepard: Ah yes, "Reapers"

Turian Councilor: Q.Q

[nocliper101]

@midgetydeath Don't forget the Qurians.

[midgetydeath]

lol, only one finger for the quotes.

[klossen2345]

the only coo turian is garrus

[terrorlizard]

I so want to Kick the Turian councillor Ass!

[kevlonk]

Anderson: "RAMIREZ! Defeat the Reapers with this flashlight!"

Turian: "Ah yes, 'Ramirez.'

Anderson: ......

[XatechChaos]

@kevlonk You still have MW2?

Get Black Cocks already.

[Poondaddy804]

@kevlonk I rofled at your comment :D

[Cajmonette]

high ass reapers.

[scaryninja1693]

The Reapers didn't count on being delayed from harvesting by being forced into a lengthy and confusing discussion with the Mysterons. You are irrelevant....wait did you guys say that or did we? Are you guys after Shephard? Nope we're after Scarlet....Then why are we still talking?....We better go guys, Harbinger looks pretty pissed. We are Harbinger, and we are not deaf

[kimmern1985]

Meanwhile, in the reaper council...

Ah yes, commander Shepard. An all-powerful human allegedly resurrected by Cerberus. We have dismissed that claim.

[Kefkaownsall]

@kimmern1985 What's next. Pizza Hut, a place that sells food from Italy on eath, we've dissmissed that claim

[Thsnickaman]

Ah, yes, "turians"

[HALOBUZZ0401]

I like the part where he said, "Ah yes, 'Reapers.'"

[TehVaporSnake]

Reapers are like santa if you don't belive in em they go away

[JordanSphilner]

AH YES HEAVY BUT A PRIIIIIZE

[M4ST3RL1NKX88]

"Hayez re-purse"

When the release date for ME3 comes, and BioWare isn't ready to release it, they can just say this: "Ah yes, Mass Effect 3. The revolutionary game that is so epic that billions will play it. We have dismissed that claim."

[UshiromiyaReiji]

The Turian councilor is the only one who can defeat the Reapers. If you let him die in ME1, you're fucked.

The Reaper fleet is closing in on the Citadel, all hope is lost... then this motherfucker steps out onto a space balcony or some shit, looks at them, and simply goes:

Ah yes, "Reapers".

And boom. They all vanish. They're just gone. He disbelieves them out of existence.

[BritneyAddicted4EVA]

@UshiromiyaReiji ROFL xD

[Suzaku000]

@UshiromiyaReiji

Reapers are fairies?

[OverlordLS]

@UshiromiyaReiji If this is an ending I will worship the ground you walk on.

[demondayzzz]

@UshiromiyaReiji incredible comment

[TomBoss123]

@UshiromiyaReiji Made my day.

[capsule56]

@UshiromiyaReiji

hahaha

[seanman322]

@UshiromiyaReiji Shit I'm fucked then. I let the council die cause they were jerks.

[matalvis]

@UshiromiyaReiji funny as hell man lol

[Quizerno]

@UshiromiyaReiji

I'm Commander Shepard and UshiromiyaReiji is the funniest man on this website.

[dreadlord9200]

@Quizerno FAIL

[Quizerno]

@dreadlord9200

??????

[bananacheesemonkey]

@UshiromiyaReiji I was drinking ice tea while reading your comment. when I finished reading it ice tea was all over my screen xD

[signer0001]

Ah yes, "Shepard". Suddenly resurrected by Cerberus Commander, who tries to stop non-existing Reapers and Collectors. We have dismissed this claim.

[Raptoridaner]

Salarian Council Member: Your word isn't good enough; we need solid proof of the Reapers before we can take action.

Shepard: What about the debris from Sovereign?

Anderson: Most of it was taken through unauthorized salvage.

Shepard: Ah yes, "Salvagers"; small bands of people with freighter-sized ships stealthily making off with debris many times the size of the ships hauling them. I think I can safely say I've dismissed that claim.

[kisskisslovya]

"Ah, yes, Trian Air Quotes. The thing that pisses humans off the most. We have dismissed that claim."

[xTheJackal57x]

Still waiting for that assassination mission on this guy :)

[Tinman888100]

Ah yes, "reapers" And how the seasons do not fear them. We have dismissed that claim.

[DBDMotorsports]

Sheperd: "Theres still the reaper danger!"

Turian: "Ah yes, "Reapers"... We have dismissed that claim"

Sheperd: (whispers to anderson) Remind me why we saved the ascension.

Turian: What?

Anderson: Nothing....

[Beriorn]

Ah yes, "ah yes". The words used to dismiss the claim that the invasion of the robotic Old Ones is imminent. We have dismissed that claim.

[Bhikshu2]

@Beriorn

MY BRAIN IS FULL OF FUCK

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO TO CLASS NOW?

[Alieneater1239]

AH YES REAPERS

[sharbtur]

i dont think the council are being assholes. i mean what are they supose to do with the little or non existing evidence of the reapers existence

[Fbueller129]

@sharbtur I think it's more cowardice than lacking info. They don't want to believe that there is a problem that they can't throw Spectres or the Special Tasks Group at. If they acknowledge the Reaper threat then they acknowledge that they aren't as in control as they would like to think they are.

[sharbtur]

@Fbueller129 if they want to believe or not is not relevent. they havent been presented with any evidence so they cant really do anything intill then. it would be as if we asked our goverments to do something about 2012

[gorboy]

@sharbtur Dude, a fucking Reaper literally crashed through their front window. Even your engineering guy from ME2 (Ken, I think) noticed that it was obviously not a Geth craft. And if you bring Legion to the Citadel when you meet them, Legion flat-out tells them that his people simply don't have the technology to make something like Sovereign. Their reply is pretty much a "Bleh. Whatever." They're morons, plain and simple.

[sharbtur]

@gorboy so because a reaper attacked, some engineers says that the technology is to advanced for geth, legion's testimony (witch the council have every reason to doubt sense they are at war with the geth) and shepards testimony: means the council should assume that the galaxy is going to be attacked by a huge army of mechanical ai dreadnoughts who are bent on all life in the galaxy extinction witch they repeat every 50,000 years and have been doing so for millions of years?

[gorboy]

@sharbtur Um...YES. One of them literally crashed through their front window and almost single-handedly destroyed the citadel; if that's not evidence, then I don't know what is.

[sharbtur]

@gorboy one reaper does not equal: INVATION ON A GALAGTIC SCALE. they have eveidance for one reaper and it was destroyed. now they need to see evidence that a huge army is coming.

[Kayem237]

@sharbtur because the prothean VI on ilos totally didn't explain what the reapers do, neither did sovereign himself. let's just ignore the most badass person in all reality or fiction that already proved you wrong once. XD

[sharbtur]

@Kayem237 The vi on ilos explained to Sheperd, what the reapers do, then the vi shut down and the council were not able to activate it again. Sovereign explained to Sheperd, what the reapers do, then, Sovereign was destroyed.

Only Sheperd and his crew knows the truth because they are the only ones who have seen the evidence. the council are not being assholes just because they wont blindly follow everything Sheperd tells them

[Kayem237]

@sharbtur the point of my post was to show that the council are IDIOTS for ignoring Shepard who proved them wrong about Saren, then proved them wrong about the attack on the citadel.

[sttate]

@sharbtur 50,000 years? I'm pretty sure it's quite a bit longer then that.

[sharbtur]

@sttate the protheans disapeared 50,000 years ago

[sttate]

@sharbtur Yeah, but it takes well over 50,000 years for an intelligent species to develop.

[sharbtur]

@sttate the reapers kills the species that uses the mass relays. when the protheans were destroyed, there was most likely other intelligent (not at the level of protheans but still intelligent) lifeforms in the galaxy who were not technologicaly advanced enough to have discovered the mass relays yet. therefor the repears left them alone

[ravenclawtom]

@sharbtur Ah yes 2012, the alleged end of the world that existence at the end of the winter solstice. We have dismissed those claims.

[sharbtur]

why would a turian use a human hand gesture?

i know that they have transalation chips in thier heads, but am pretty sure that they only translate verbal languages

[23rdpsalm]

I hope in ME3 you get an assassination mission to kill this bastard. Instead of Renegade points, you'll get Paragon.

[chewylikesit]

@sharbtur sounds like your thinking of star trek i have both and have beat them several times and i have not heard anything about a translating head implant

[sharbtur]

@chewylikesit in me1 and me2, you can pick up info on alien culture, military, technology and history etc. in me2, if you are female and flirt with zane(the drell), zane will say a word to witch sheperd will reply "something must be wrong with my translation implant, iv never heard of that word before" or something like that. you can find it somewhere on youtube, "relationship with zane"

[chewylikesit]

@sharbtur well that i didnt know cause im keeping my shepard the way she is for liara in 3 

[Crimm]

@sharbtur ... His name is Thane, not Zane. And it's Shepard, not Shepherd.

[Duddle17]

@sharbtur its true that when thane (not zane) calls shepard a siha shepard says that her translator just glitched

[spazzmagey]

he can't even air quote proplerey cause he aint got enough fingers

[UrdnotWrex55]

Man...that guy's an ass.But I still like him. :D

[Ghosthand]

*Mass Effect 3*

Turain Council member: "Shepard, help us, the reapers are attacking!"

Shepard: "Ah yes, 'Reapers'"

Shepard: "Cut this line joker, im getting a lot of interference"

[TammoKorsai]

I replayed ME1 just so I can the look on his face when the Reapers turn up in ME3. :)

[NeverwinterKnight77]

I don't know why this is so funny, but it is. I can't stop watching.

[thickterranarmor]

I wish you get the option of punching him in ME3. Wait, no, he'd wreck your shit with his Air Quotes of Power.

[TheLegoMov]

Man I want to kill this guy, don't know why but I do

[RayS696]

Please,bioware,make it possible to shoot/kick/punch/push out of a window this guy in me3.

[TheWaystone]

Turian Council: SAVE US SHEPARD! The Reapers are attacking the Citadel!

Shepard: Sorry? I must be breaking up down this end. Save you from what?

Turian Council: The Reapers dammit! THE REAPERS!

Shepard: Ah yes, "Reapers".

[QueenBForLife]

@TheWaystone Right after Shepard said Ah yes Reapers, you should have put "The immortal race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark space I've dismissed that claim" lol.

[capsule56]

@TheWaystone

hahahahaha That was a genuinely good video game joke.

[N1ghtStalkerNL]

@TheWaystone

We have dismissed that claim

[2007excalibur2007]

Ah yes, "weepuhz"

[Badgersprite]

Ah, yes, "Youtube." A human internet site where users upload data for casual viewing. We have dismissed that claim.

[Xebelan]

Valern and Udina are totally buddies. You know they go to lunch and bitch about Councilor Anderson behind his back. I can't hate them. I'd love to see them own stuff with guns in the next game, only to bro-fist as the startled Shepard comes on scene to "save" them. ---- and fight dialogue for the turian Councilor could be great: "Dismiss this, you robotic monstrosity"-- ahh Valern, you have the potential for so much epic win.

[mankyman6]

Ah yes, the "Council." A group of aliens that rule the galaxy with a stick so far up their ass that... wait...

[AkaGenya1]

@mankyman6

Maybe in ME3, they'll put the stick out of their asses and beat the "Reapers" to death with it?

[mankyman6]

You know, this stick-assed council needs to learn from an old human quote:

"Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it."

[99thredballoon]

@mankyman6 What's that human saying, "Even a broken clock is right twice a day,"?

is what they would say back.

[mankyman6]

@99thredballoon

Well, if their knowledge on human sayings is as bad as that of other aliens around the citadel then I think they would fuck that one up big time.

[99thredballoon]

@mankyman6  well, the turian councilor knew it very well, and said it correctly in ME1.

[RonnieRocker12345679]

TC: Ah yes Reapers, the inmortal race of sentiant starships.......that are right outside the Citadel Tower, Anderson how screwed are we?

Anderson: Thoroughly.

[Jzadek72]

Council: Shepard, we're under attack! Reapers.. at the Citadel. Come quickly!

Shepard: Ah yes, "Reapers..."

[PDizzle3476]

Codex Entry: Indoctrination - "The Turian Councilor's air quotes are the only known weapon against Reaper indoctrination"

[berryfc]

Ah, yes, you "saved" my "life".

[gurezurei]

I didn't let the Council die, because I wanna show them that their denial is wrong. If that happens I will be sarcastically smile at them and retort what that motherfucker turian councilor said and disconnect them and I also looking forward for them to beg at me that the Citadel will be under attack by the "REAPERS."

[Slashcko]

Ah yes, "Air quotes"

[idoBL3VnBONES]

I think it's funny how Joker says "Sovereign will have to be sitting on the Council's roof before they acknowledge the Reapers exist." And then at the end of ME1, Sovereign literally DOES latch on to the top of the citadel, and WHERE is the council? Being spirited away on the Destiny Accension, nowhere near the citadel. Commander Shephard: FML.

[AnotherSchmoe]

This guy is so awesome yet so lame at the same time, can't help but love hating him. =)

[HowlingWolf518]

Can't wait to rub it in his face as Shepard saves the Citadel... AGAIN.

[DerOrk]

Counc: "Shepard, the citadell gets attacked by Reapers!"

Shep: "Ah, yes "Reapers"

[SAlpsu]

And this is why I let him die.

[HuntrBlackLuna]

Turian Councilor: Ah yes, "Reapers", a race of sentient starships allegedly WE ARE ASSUMING CONTROL

Shepard: ..... Councilor?

Harbinger: THIS HURTS YOU

Shepard: Not really. I can't really tell the difference, to be honest.

[Catman2030]

Ah yes, 'Shepard', a man who says everything is his favorite and continually punches people and disconnects us in the middle of a conversation, we have dismissed that clai-*disconnect*

[CamilleA05]

He's a total ass but I love him.

[coscientology]

ah yes, "youtube"

[ReiSilver]

Oh the Turian Councilor, I really wanted to punch him right in the face so many times... but I love him so X3 I really hope you can keep him alive in ME3 He's so full of win and fail at the same time!

[Mirishikari]

Turian Councilor = legend

[Ryushinku]

I'm sure he'll be in ME3, so I really hope he survives it as well.

I want him still standing, right at the end of the game, going "Well I still don't think they were (air quotes) 'Reapers'. I dismiss that claim."