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  • Steven Seagal got choked out by old man Gene Lebell twice during filming of Under Siege lol.

  • SUMO-NEGRO!

  • for the record- If two big negroes like this attack you, and you know aikido, "RUN".

    No amout of martial arts can defeat that type of MASS on both them big negros.

    And dont get your your A--,kicked trying to prove martials arts can defeat them. MMA from a 5'7 inch dude wont stop them. Big strong tall people cant be knocked down with a martial arts trick.. Thats too much mass. to bring them fools down, you better have a 12 ga shotgun.

  • @imil101 Or you can kick em in the balls! Being big doesn't mean everything in a fight. In fact being to big slows you down. In a fight you have to be smart too!

  • Hehehe= if you can suprise them- But you have two of them, can you kick both of them in the balls before the the other cracks your skull?

  • also. I have seen too many martial artist get they a--- whooped thinking martial arts would save them. martial arts wont bail you out.  thats too much mass......

  • @imil101

    Mass makes you slow and in most cases out of breath quick. You may have seen mass be the deciding factor, but what I've seen more than mass, speed, strength or whatever, that's really scary, is the willingness to do serious damage and potentially kill another human being. That's what separates a good fighter from a seriously dangerous one. I don't fear the big fuck with muscles. I fear the fucking psycho who would stick a pen in your eye.

  • Dude- football players have both mass and endurance.

    And big dudes being slow is a cliche. there are some big dudes out there that are quick on their feets. all Im saying is, dont try to prove martial arts can beat these guys, because martial artist can get hurt real bad trying to prove they can fight.

  • It depends on what kind of martial artist we're talking about. Someone who's in it for the "art" in which case they really wouldn't do that well in a real fight, or someone who's in it for the "martial" aspect. And who trains to actually fight and not just do basics and light sparring, like most martial artists out there.

  • The only martial arts that I think would stand a remote chance against big boys, is Judo and Kali silat-/ Escrima.

  • @imil101

    Dude if someone gets hit hard enough in the head, it doesn't matter if they weigh 100 or 500 pounds, they'll still lose consciousness.

  • @imil101

    Football players have mass and endurance and you know why? Because they take steroids. Same with wrestlers.

  • @imil101

    And if you want to talk about mass, you aint gonna find much more "mass" than steven seagal these days.

  • @imil101 Please stfu, an experienced Muay Thai trainer or Tae Kwon Do artist could destroy them both. Use the broken glass as a weapon to cut the tendons, would stop one of them, leaving you one on one with a big dude who has no idea what you will due next

  • Dude- a martial artist cant stand up to that kind of mass. them boys is to biggg. you wont knock them down with a single kick or blow.

    Now if you want to try to do it. go head. But that kind of mass, dont just fall. you cant just knock down 6'6" boys, that got weigh and mass. just attack a nfl player with muay thai and tae kwon do and then went you get out the hospital come see me. you aint goin whoop them big niggas like that. thats common sense.

  • im bigger than these guys but even then fighting 1 of them in real life will be alot harder than you think if you are only a normal guy once i get adrenaline i never run out of energy atleast a 3 hour high.

  • Say hello to my SUMO-NEGRO!!!! ;)

  • hoolywood movies is so cool! dude dont bealive in everything you see in hoolywood! haha omg!!

  • Hahaha lmao one of the crapiest scenes ever but I love it

  • hahahaha that big poly is related to my girlfriend. He's a big samoan bopper lmao

  • Jet Li can smash Steven Seagal. Steven Seagal tryed to do Jet Li`s moves and can`t do it he makes me laugh and i make fun of Steven Seagal because Jet Li is just simply better then Steven Seagal.

  • ANTHONY ANDERSON TRIP ME OUT THE WHOLE TIME ON THIS SCENE

  • Psh, I can catch a chain swung by a 300 lb man and send him flying through the air with one punch.... I just dont want to

  • Looks like Segal was tryina be like Jet Li! Fail! I like your Aikido style way more effective. Stick w that.

  • incredible how you notice dmx being an extremely bad actor when he just shows up here half a second.

  • If that sumo got punched in the throat he would die. Penerico doesn't know what the hell he;s talkin about.

  • Once Upon a Time, Anthony Anderson was a star......

  • SAMOA JOE WENT AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!! LMAO

  • @MrTheIceberg yip aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhh

  • I find this scene very unrealistic especially that last uppercut and straight. How can a probably 200 pound, kind of muscular guy uppercut a probably 400 pound Samoan guy in the air and send him flying with a straight? Honestly, most of his fight scenes look fake. They make it seem like each person fights him one at a time and it only takes a flip to take them out. "Okay, you're gonna punch me in the face and I start bleeding but I'll pretend that my wife just slapped me."

  • @DemonSlayer187 funny because its unrealistic

  • @DemonSlayer187 Actually, this is one of the very few scenes he made that are not that realistic. Most of his movies, in specially those made at the end of the '80s and during the '90s, contain a lot of realistic fight scenes. That's why I used to like him during the '90s. His fighting scenes were far more realistic than those of other martial arts actors of that time. As a martial artist, he is very skilled. In specially in aikido.

  • @StiviGun1 Aikido looks cool, Steven Seagal as well. I just don't like the way his movies are made. I'm a martial artist as well and have been in a decent amount of fights(high school drama). When movie martial artists get hit, they just move their face and grunt. It actually really hurts to get hit by somebody and my whole body moves. Fighting 13 people at a bar(On Deadly Ground), they will not go one at a time. They'll actually grab you and let the others take the hits.

  • @DemonSlayer187 Look, Seagal is not just a regular "movie martial artist". Everyone who has ever trained with him says he's very good. And even from his movies, you can see that he has a lot of real fights experience. I don't know if he can take on 13 people at one time, but he's already proven he can put 5-6 individuals to the ground with no problem.

    I used to like the movies he made during the 1st part of the '90s. Everything he made since Exist Wounds is just crap though.

  • Well well, the scene is entertaining but of course unrealistic. Who would win in real life? First you got two big, steroid pumped guys. Secondly you got Seagal and his technique. Now, if any of those guys gets a direct hit, Seagal's out. If Seagal gets something in it's a tough fight. My guess is that strength wins in this one, especially vs these two. Even if they'd lose, it would take at least 20 years of experience to put them out like Seagal's character did in this movie.

  • @GymChess Well, he actually has about 40 years of martial arts experience. He started practicing martial arts when he was seven. However, this scene really is unrealistic from some points of view.

  • @StiviGun1 Yeah well, that's what he's been telling everybody for decades now. There's been a lot of rumors around for a long time saying that the guy's a hoax, a fake. The truth is probably somewhere in between. His ex wife for example had a few things to say e.g. about his involvement in CIA, etc. It was all bullshit most likely, but he kept this "dark secret" around in his movies as well. Every single character that he's played has been an ex CIA, FBI, EPA... something.

  • @GymChess His martial arts career is not at al a "dark secret". He started out when he was ten with Shito Ryu karate, if I remember correctly. I don't know if he really worked for the CIA though. But as far as his martial arts go, he's real, he's not a fake or a hoax. In fact, his first movie, Above the Law, was accepted in the martial arts circles simply because of how correctly he executed the techniques.

  • @StiviGun1 I'm not saying that the guy's a fake. I'm just saying that there's been a lot of rumors about him for a long time. Again, the truth is probably somewhere in between.

  • @GymChess Well yeah, that's true. There are many rumors about him. But then again, show me a movie star (which he's not anymore, of course) about whom there are not rumors being spread.

  • @StiviGun1 He's been a controversial person for many reasons. Wasn't he accused for sexually harassing a woman a few years ago? All that buddhist nonsense obviously doesn't take that into consideration. He strikes me as an extremely arrogant person too for that matter. I don't know him in person but I've seen clips, read stuff, etc. to base my comments on.

  • @GymChess That sexual harassment thing has never been proven and I don't think it ever happened. Let's tell the truth in here. In America, any woman who wants o get money can accuse a man of sexual harassment. Look at DSK. If he hadn't been a rich man, he would've been in prison for something he never did.So I always take these sexual harassment charges in America with a grain of salt. Besides, everybody who know him, say he's exactly the opposite of how the scandal tabloids describe

  • @StiviGun1 Everybody's quite the opposite to that claimed in the press to begin with. Seagal did face trial for that harassment thing a few years ago. He's an arrogant bully according to a lot of people. I've seen him in interviews etc and it's absolutely clear to me that he's definitely not genuine. Anyway, I'll leave it at that.

  • @GymChess Well, I'm just interested to know who those people that say he's an arrogant bully are. Because everybody who did meet him and got to know him IN PERSON speaks very highly of him. In my opinion, only people who feel threatened by his strong personality say he's arrogant or a bully.

  • @StiviGun1 Then you're misinformed. His ex wife who actually LIVED with the guy had many things to say, including that CIA thing he claimed to have been involved with. It was utter nonsense, bullshit in order to strengthen his bogus charisma. I've never met him but yet I'm convinced that a lot of the rumors are true. Either way I don't give a crap. I'm simply stating what I've read and heard about him for a long long time.

  • @GymChess You're not simply stating what you've heard and read and you certainly give a crap, otherwise, you wouldn't be talking. The simple fact that you say that, although you've never met him, you believe the RUMORS (which are never true anyway), is just amazing. That means you believe any rumors on everybody in general, without even meeting the actual person. Regarding his ex, I don't blame her for making such statements about him, because he left her when he returned to America.

  • @StiviGun1 I give a crap since you keep talking to me and you were the one who replied to my post, remember? And yes, I've never met him and neither have you. So what makes you think that you know more about Seagal than other people on this page in the first place? Yes, rumors can be totally wrong, but unless you know him in person you can't debunk any of the rumors about Seagal. That's simple to understand. You seem like a die hard fan, I'm not. Get a grip for crying out loud.

  • @GymChess I don't know more about him than others, but unlike you, I prefer to listen to those who actually met him in person. You, on the other hand, prefer to believe only the scandal tabloids. And no, I'm not at all a fan of him. All the movies he's made since 2001 are pure crap.

  • @StiviGun1 Oh really? Then who have actually met him and is trustworthy enough to give us an independent testimony of what a great guy Steven Seagal is? It would definitely contradict pretty much everything that I've heard about him, not to mention all the accusations of harassment, bullying and the general view of him as a person. Tabloids? *laugh* I don't read tabloids nor do I care about celebraties in any shape or form. You write, I reply. That's what this is about.

  • @GymChess Look, you obviously have something against him, it's not just about replying to me... People who've met him. Well, let's see, hist students, the directors he worked with. None of the directors and producers he has worked with have ever said anything bad about him. When he came in Romania, all the waiters and waitresses ate the restaurants he went were amazed by how modest he was. All these are people who interacted with him. Now who are those who denigrate him in the media?

  • And by the way, even if a 1,000 people would step up and tell me what a fantastic guy Steven Seagal is I'm still not to be blamed for everything that I've heard of him. Again, since I don't know him in person what else is there to go by than the rumors surrounding somebody. For all I know Adolf Hitler was supposed to have been very pleasant in private (unless he was upset) and the opposite in public.

  • @GymChess Well, you could listen to the people who have met him in person and who hand out with him for years, instead of rumors. Where are those rumors coming from, BTW, if not from tabloids and paparazzi? Like I said, when he came to Romania, nobody had anything bad to say about him, on the contrary. Funny thing is that people who've actually met him say exactly the opposite of what the rumors say about him. Regarding his harassment accusations, I've already talked about that.

  • @StiviGun1 I've seen him interviews and I'm saying this completely as my personal belief; I do not think that he's genuine, i.e., a stand up, honest guy who really cares about much else than the attention that he still manages to get from places including the media. That's MY take. As for the rumors, there's no smoke without fire.

  • @GymChess And what was the interview that gave you the impression that he's arrogant or a bully type of guy? And since you talk about wanting attention, well then, in this case, why is he worse than Stallone, for instance? Or any other movie star? Why are other, much more narcissistic movie starts, get only a fraction of the bashing and denigration he receives? He's certainly not the worse movie start out there, but he sure is treated like that. This is what I don't understand.

  • @StiviGun1 Every interview in my opinion. Also, I haven't talked about Stallone or anyone else. We're talking about one specific person now - Steven Seagal. I can comment on other actors or whatever on their respective page. I have my take on other well known people too and how they come out.

  • @GymChess If you don't understand my comparison between Seagal and Stallone, then I'm sorry for you... And your answer about "any interview" proves that you actually don't know what you're talking about. You couldn't even give one example of such an interview... It's obvious that your sole purpose us just to denigrate him. The question is why? Because, so far, you haven't been able to provide any reasonable or rational reason.

  • @StiviGun1 Why don't you start tearing down all your posters of Seagal off your walls, grow up and shut the heck up. I don't need to prove a jack shit to you or anybody else. You can have whatever fantasies about Seagal or other well known people all you want and I'll leave it at that. Again, I base everything on what I've heard of him for the past, at least 10 years and that's good enough for me. You base yours on your private fan club. Now, goodbye.

  • @GymChess I never had any posters with him... The thing is men with strong personalities are denigrated and bashed a lot in America, in general, it's not just about Seagal. Richard Nixon such a man. I wanna understand why do the Americans hate such men? This is a phenomena that doesn't exist anywhere in the world.

    Regarding Seagal, I don't base what I say on any "private fan club"... I base it on what people who've met him for years say about him, not on what tabloids say about him.

  • @GymChess him. I don't know why, for some people, he looks arrogant. To me, he never looked arrogant. Here is a documentary about him. The people who speak were his students for many years. And they say nothing about him from anything that any paparazzi says. watch ? v= bVOtlCnm3t0&feature = related. (remove the spaces).

  • the best part is 1:48 

  • 横綱用心棒弱ぇ

  • this was when he was still skinny and not a fat piece of shit

  • @kondrath1967 Actually, in this movie, he's fat. Skinny he was in Above the Law. That's when he really slim and in shape. For some reason, he got fat after that. I don't know why. He probably liked burgers too much?

  • i take him down with 1 hand behind my back

  • In 2001, seagal has still got it

  • I can't really tell...did Steven Seagal punch the guy in the balls at 1:42?

    

  • In real life that would not really work, Seagal really would not be able to throw around a solid powerful 300 pound pacific islander and if he did, the next day he would get the suprise of many more.

  • love seeing this fat, ugly, unfunny nigger getting his black ass

    slapped all over the place, fucking ghetto monkey, anthony

    anderson

  • @pacoloco729 I hate seeing pig skin crackers tired of them there everywhere when i turn the tv on on the enternet just can't get away from them. I don't even watch white videos anymore

  • @BixxyBoy good for you, gutter trash

  • @pacoloco729 It's a movie, jackass. Rthis "ghetto" negro is clearly smarter and has more money than you. Let the jealousy poor.

  • @clipsryan fuck off, ghetto monkey

    enjoy your illegal drugs, asshole

  • @pacoloco729 So by ghetto, you mean suburban and by monkey, you mean human being. By illegal drugs, you mean vitamins. By asshole, you just thought you were talking to yourself for a minute there. Glad we got that cleard up.

  • @clipsryan nice spelling, inmate,

    guess a ged really works wonders

    for birth defects like yourself

  • @pacoloco729 Nice comeback pussy. "Oooh, you can't spell. I win. I'm a fucking teenager." You still think I'm black? That's hilarious.

  • @clipsryan retards like you

    don't matter what color you are

    yeah, you gotta be a teenager

    and a pussy

  • @pacoloco729 Ok, you suck at this. You have to understand the insult before you comeback with your own shitty one. Not a surprise that a fucking racist, sucks at insults. Racism is irrational and the product of the insecure.

  • @clipsryan guess you really told me, tardo

    funny how racism always comes into play

    when someone calls a spade a spade

    bwahahaha

  • @pacoloco729 When "spade" is a racial slur and members of all races act in the same way, it's not funny. It shows how fucking stupid you racists are for bringing race into everything damn thing but when a member of your race acts in the same way, you don't even care to comment.

  • @clipsryan HEY, ASSHOLE, you brought up

    racism, not me, so fuck off, kid

  • @pacoloco729 Hey, moron, you're the one with the RACIST comment that you must've thought wasn't gonna be adressed. bwaaa.....haa...ha.

  • @clipsryan hey, kid, if

    it was addressed, then

    let it go

  • @pacoloco729 Hey, boy, if you make a racist comment and you insist on defending it, I'm gonna insist on butchering it.

    Fuck yourself.

  • @clipsryan what was said

    is said, i can live with it,

    sorry if you can't, sonny

    eat shit and die, fag

  • @pacoloco729 Sure, you can live with it. It wasn't said towards you. Fucking nimrod.

    You first, pussy.

  • @clipsryan sorry, fag

  • @pacoloco729 No problem, pussy.

  • @clipsryan fuck you

  • @pacoloco729 Whatever, pussy.

  • @clipsryan seriously, fuck you

    leave it alone, asshole

  • @pacoloco729 Seriously, fuck yourself, prick.

  • @clipsryan no, seriously, prick yourself,

    fuck

  • @pacoloco729 Ooohhh! You told me! You get the last word boy.

  • @clipsryan thanks, sonny

  • Uh Yeah there are bone breaking scenes, u can clearly see him break that dude's leg in the parking lot fight at the beginning

  • The only Steven Segal film with no bone breaking scenes.

  • He says Sashimi

  • Jet Li can kick Steven Seagal ass in a snap of a finger.

  • Hahahahahaha anthony anderson is so fucking awesome

  • They don't need to have Steven Segal trying to do Jet Li's moves.

  • 0:46-0:48 "OH YOU IN TROUBLE NOW SUCKA." LOL

  • I'm sorry 1:42 is where the scream is.

  • The scream at 1:40 is hilarious.

  • Y'all now that sumo wrestler can kick Seagal's ass any day of the week

  • @penerico23 No he can't?

  • @penerico23 Whatever man they hit him like twice, look at them compared to him. Yeah I think HE kiciked their ass!!

  • @penerico23 actually he cannot, aikido is way more agressive and stronger than you see in this movie, it doesnt matter how strong you are vital spots remain vital spots you are human youre not an animal :) aikido is the art of breaking bones yourmuscles cant move if your bones are broken and those vital spots remain vital for example the neck scene that part just showed him breaking the guy's adam's apple that's straight choking into blood to death right there so ur sumo shit fails too bad xD

  • @chickensupdude I didn't know that strike in the throat exists in aikido. But what about the mid kick he executed on the same guy? Do you know if he executed it correctly?

  • @chickensupdude, true that, I Train in aikido since I've become partially disabled. I was an amateur boxer with a perfect record and also trained in several other things. Aikido is great for self defense, I also use Kali and carry some blades on me, and I for physical therapy martial arts I do some light wing chun nad light boxing with some tai chi and of course I have to do my own physical therapy because I'm a broke American and physical therapy would cost 300 a week :(

  • @chickensupdude, I'm damn near the exact same size and shape as Steven seagal as can be seen in my profile picture...kinda. I also had to defend myself against a big black guy and a very skinny yet fast white guy in the middle of the summer in an attempted mugging, I got slashed in the side with a knife by the big black guy and captured his arm in the process and dislocated his shoulder, I then used this kinda forward guilotine choke (I don't know if that's the right description)

  • where my forearm was on the front of his throat and I was pushing the back of his head against it and I kneed him in the groin, stomach and sternum as best I could. He was quite a bit stronger than me, really big, I mean it when I say he was as big as these guys. But that choke really took the strength out of him, and even though I was bleeding badly it wasn't a bad wound and my addrenaline was really going. I was so scared ofr my life I'm sure that made me stronger.

  • OMG! Someone finally actually hit Steven Seagal 1:08

  • The 'sumo' negro is in fact Samoan. He has what is an unmistakable taulima tattoo, just a narrower version. In a trial of strength, he really would turn seagal into sushi. But Seagal would have the moves and kung fu his ass.

  • Seagal sucks.

  • 0:50 The Epic Seagal Punch

  • You know when you saw the black guy go down and he is punching the Sumo with the chain you would have thought Anthony would have taken off

  • what´s the name of the song in club? 0:08 - 0:10

  • look at that ass 1:00

  • @madmanehv Sure it was, next your gonna tell me Steven Segal cant uppercut a 400lb bouncer and send him flying though the air

  • Lol, Segal loves to put bar fights in his movies. Suprised he only put two guys for him to beat up. I always laugh when the one bouncer tries to fireman carry him and tries to choke him with the chain by turning around

  • This movie wasn't interesting nor original. The storyline is so typical and the acting was disgusting. I love Seagal 90s films very much but since 2000 he had crappy films. DMX was even worse and those who could save this movie (Jill Hennessy and Eva Mendes) didn't have much screen time. At least Isaiah Washington and David Vadim were ok

  • @Magnolia296 i am in accordance with you, steven seagals best movie was hard to kill, but this movie was shit because dmx is like i need you to save my brother blah blah, eva and isaiah did an outstanding job, it seems like they were unnoticed considering minimal acting time and she is well known for acting.. seagal has gotten too arrogant and is a punk for punching leguizamo, i thought martial arts were suppose to teach you self-control.

  • Anthony Anderson ain't the only one who knows some shit...

  • Marvel vs Capcom 3

    2/15/11

  • WHY does the black guy always have to say KICK HIZ AZZ?!!

  • Holy crap! Seagal perfromed a juggle in the end! Humanly impossible?? I think not!

  • at the time for me steven seagal's movies had lost there luster...this one proved to be better than I expected it to be...Previews at the time made it look like another rapper turned actor movie with an action star. It was, but I admit I liked it

  • dude ultimate ball shot

  • The dream of any drunk man

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  • Who is big man?

  • u in trouble now sucka!

  • Why do they got to go all slow mo in his movies?

  • Seagal is da man, BAD ASS.

  • Best szene XD

  • One of the few movies where I love Seagal, fucking badass fighting style.

  • what's the name of the music number on 0.07 and 0.08

  • my dad's friend is the guy on top of the steps!

  • @jgk484

    my mom is santa clause ;)

  • wie geil :D

  • wats the name of song?

  • LOL. Sumo Negro.

  • I love Anthony Anderson's laugh! So fuckin hilarious!! Listen from 0:36! lol!

  • "Say hello to my Sumo negro, they about to turn yo ass into sashi" LMAO!

  • @mrcapablanca it's sashimi.

  • @mrcapablanca It's sashimi, muthuh-fugguh.

  • @mrcapablanca that was so funny, my money is still on that sumo negro taking seagals ass in real-life, despite seagals martial arts background.

  • @mrcapablanca

    HE actually said "Sashimi"

  • sick move at 0:51

  • @bortous in judo this move is kata guruma or firemans carry

  • Hahaha,  this is his best movie ! ;)

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