Who Would Win - Who Would Win 11: John McClane vs. John Rambo

[MrBenHooper]

I think defensive john and more stategic, mclaine would win, destroying everything carelessly rambo handsdown.

[bradybmxetc99]

john and mclane and rambo together makes....."the expendables" along with arnold shwartzinagger

[TheDelocodude]

CHUCK NORRIS WINS

[TheSaintOfPain]

I pick John to win this one.

[Guitarsthatkill]

McClane destroyed an entire squad of Rambos in five seconds with his zippo at the end of in DH2. McLuck wins out.

[juneboi92]

Rambo is a former Green Beret from the military and McClane is just a cop

[starwarsROXmy]

Lol hardest question prob go with McClane

[SLPIFan]

If there's European terrorists they'd probably fight and decide to team up to take them down. With those two working together, they wouldn't stand a chance.

[TheGoalSetter]

i love mcclane, but rambo would win

[tazpwrs]

John McClain. While Rambo is physically stronger and tougher let's face it, he is just about the stupidest man ever. McClain is stupid lucky and would win by getting Rambo sucked into a jet turbine or making him fall off a cliff accidentally.

[hoodedmanxz]

JOHN MCCLANE!

[yyz310]

in one of the rambo movies he has a helicopter shooting rockets at him and he survived that so obviously John Rambo would win

[agcgunner]

yippie kia yay mother fucker

[winkler94]

this would be an amazing fight.

[Ramtough93]

John McClane would find away. Both of them take out a bunch of expert bad guys in every movie. Except for the first blood, those guys blew. John McClane because hes Irish

[alterdkyle]

Rambo is the more badass fighter and should kick McClane's ass, but McClane has luck on his side. The kind of insane luck that would probably win the fight for him. I go with McClane, even though i love Rambo and Stallone.

[RedPolarBearRanger]

I would say Rambo because he is a vietnam war vet with miltary even though I like John McClane. Now John Rambo vs. Hans Gruber that one is easy Rambo would pwn Hans lol!

[GTAfan421]

tough decision

[luckyyoungturk]

wow random people are stupid.

rambo easily wins. the mcclane people only vote for anti-Stallone haterade and b/c of "yippie kai yay..."

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Thanks!

McClane - 25

Rambo - 44

[EvilKorbinDallas]

McClane is just lucky, and rambo is a born fighter, he was made to kill and hunt, but still i like John Mcclane more, but rambo would win

[EMUmonster]

Rambo. Mcclane is tough against other average joes but Rambo is war torn and full of crazyness and anger. Plus hes got mad killer skills.

[JinaMM1994]

John Rambo XD

[0FredEx]

what if arnold was in that too?

[grunte10]

um pistol vs exploding arrows stealth and a m60 how is there even the slightest chance for mcclane unless hes like got a clear shot higher up and rambo dont kno where hes at

[smallvile1992]

I like Mcclane better. But Rambo would still win

[KCChiefsFan14]

mcclane has to be at the wrong place at the wrong time time to win

Mcclane wins

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Thanks! A few more for McClane...

McClane - 25

Rambo - 39

[Enixspirit]

i agree

[johnny13r]

rambo would win

[RockinOut4Jesus1]

Yippy-Kay-yay! I'd have to say John McClane.

[lilwayneshoulddie]

maclane wins no matter what...hes the greatest action hero of all time no question....willis has a ton more cop movies were he proves his yip kay yay ness...stallone only has rambo,demonlition man,judge dredd,the spealist....to many maclane wins no contest cant even name all his cop movies like 7

[Flugabwehrkanone]

I also forgot to say that John McClane took on an M60 mounted on a chopper with the elevation advantage with nothing but a snub-nosed .38 and came out the victor in DH 3.

[Flugabwehrkanone]

...times over. He simply has the one in a milllion unbreakable Die Hard will to survive. Plus he'd do it all with style and carve "Yippie-kiyy-ay motherfucker" on Rambo's tombstone when he's done putting him in the ground.

Oh and about that HGH thing: Willis still kicks ass at 54 and currently, at 63, Stallone's body is set to fry on that junk.

[Flugabwehrkanone]

...of the above two scenarios.

A team of mostly unknown composition except for a former NSA agent. However, from the way they fought, it can be reasonably assumed that they were from elite combat forces.

Because the people in the video did not take any of this into account, the verdict should be summarily reversed in light of these facts.

Face it, Rambo is an elite slobberer who hasn't ever fought any serious enemies.

John McClane kicked the ass of enemies who should have killed him many...

[Flugabwehrkanone]

Let's review who McClane's opponents were:

A team of elite European terrorists. Jokes about forests aside, they were all proficient in close quarters battle and operating their firearms.

Multiple teams of elite American Rangers and Delta Force. They were clearly not "Redshirts," as they wiped out an airport SWAT team and executed their plan with speed and economy of force.

Several teams of former Waffen-SS, GSG-9, and Yugoslavian/Russian Spetznaz. A generally even more lethal combination...

[Flugabwehrkanone]

Quite obviously McClane by a long shot! Hmm, let's review who Rambo's opponent's were:

Poorly trained, ill-motivated, and ill-equipped National Guardsmen (back during the days when they really were just "weekend warriors" in terms of training) and ordinary small-town 1980s law enforcement.

Poor to low-moderately trained NVA conscripts and village militia.

Moderately trained Soviet conscripts.

Poor to low-moderately trained Burmese bandits and conscripts. (Assisted by a team of elite mercs).

[chaplainkes]

terrorists in jungle? rambo, could just hide and wait for the terrorists to kill mcclane

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Ah, but the terrorists never kill McClane. =^)

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John McClane - 21

John Rambo - 38

[ZeroMalarki]

Depends on the setting. Obviously Rambo wins in jungle. McClane has it in the Nakatomi tower.

[DarthIndianaBond]

I'm going with John McClane.

Yippie-Kay-Yay! He's so cool!

[gameragodzilla]

Great fighting idea. However, after watching the end of Rambo 4, I just can't vote against him at this fight. I mean, McClane is awesome (he took out a helicopter with a car), but someone who can kill a bunch of terrorists with a freaking bow and arrow, and then steal a chaingun is just way too badass to describe.

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Yeah, he kind of tore it up at the end. I was hoping for more of an action movie, where Rambo was a little bit more "gritty" and "preachy." But, yeah, definitely awesome. Especially how he tore that guy's throat out with his hands!

Thanks for voting!

John McClane - 19

John Rambo - 37

[josh47h]

Would be a good fight but I'm going with Rambo

[SargentMugen]

John McClane never dies while Rambo is extremely skilled. I'm guessing John McClane.

[TheAnimationEmpire]

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John McClane - 19

John Rambo - 35

[sinjun45]

to clarify things Novel Rambo or movie Rambo?

[TheAnimationEmpire]

I'd say whichever has the advantage, so yeah it would probably be the Rambo from the novel. Thanks!

- TAE

[sinjun45]

if you use the Rambo from the books he'd definatly win.

[TheAnimationEmpire]

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John McClane - 18

John Rambo - 35

[frozenmummy]

Sylvester is from my hometown NYC, I vote for him.

[soiledshortz]

John McClane. Resourceful.

[TheAnimationEmpire]

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John McClane - 17

John Rambo - 33

[BLACME24]

Gotta go for Sly Rambo cause hey Hes still rockin that long Hair & Bruce Willis (John Mclane)is now Bald. Yippy Kyaay on that. HA HA

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Nice. =^)

- TAE

[bu9]

tevin cambol no homo black rambo

[DoubleD555]

is keanu reeves there to?

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Yeah, that was classic quick-thinking by Shawn!!!

- TAE

[spartianninja]

Rambo would definitly win cause he kills people for a living, McClane is just a cop

[TheAnimationEmpire]

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John McClane - 15

John Rambo - 32

[TsunamiShin]

Rambo would win but I like McClane better

[TheAnimationEmpire]

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John McClane - 15

John Rambo - 30

[RAYED2008]

RAMBOO !!!------M60------ LOL

[pras5319]

rambo

[sebbef]

Rambo ftw :D

[TheAnimationEmpire]

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John McClane - 14

John Rambo - 28

[PhillyGarver]

Rambo would pwn.

[TheAnimationEmpire]

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John McClane - 14

John Rambo - 27

[BARDOKA1]

Rambo

[manafao]

hahahahhaahahhahah rambo sucks!its so fake!!!hes always got infinite ammo i though there wasnt any cheats in films...guess i was wrong but still FUCK JOHN RAMBO, JOHN MACLANE!rambo totaly SUCKS!!!

[TheLeftHand88]

You mentioned Steven Segal? Why would you even put that fruitbat in that fight? He's the exact same character in every movie; they just give him a different name! Think I'm wrong? Rogue cop fight terrorists; rogue soldier fight terrorists; rogue COOK on a Navy ship fights terrorists! I'm sorry, but he can't act. Rambo would win.

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Mostly for giggles. Check out the animations on Segal made by WillemWorks (go to his channel).

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John McClane - 13

John Rambo - 25

[cameronluke007]

hmmmmmm thats a toughey di hard 2 he was good, but rambo.......i vote rambo yep

[TheAnimationEmpire]

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John McClane - 13

John Rambo - 24

[sdfsdfsdfdfgjhfghj]

McClane cuz i can understand what he says

[completelyrandomcrap]

John McCain(not McClane) because of the fact that (not many people know this, it's a well-kept secret) he is actually Darth Vader. Without the suit, of course, but still with Jedi powers.

[simpsonman956]

lol!

[TheAnimationEmpire]

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John McClane - 12

John Rambo - 23

[D4rkKnight90]

Hmmmm...This is a good one.

My money's on my boy Rambo.

[TheAnimationEmpire]

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John McClane - 12

John Rambo - 22

[pistiusomega]

I know that in first blood Rambo took on a whole police department but John Mclain isn't any ordinary cop. I know that Rambo has

a lot more training than Mclain but Mclain doesn't stop comeing he's like the Rocky of police officers. It's almost as if he's imortal But realisticaly I got to give it to Rambo becuase how many police officers know how to kill someone with a toothpick.

[Neangjake1]

hahahaha. cool vid.

[TheAnimationEmpire]

LOL

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John McClane - 12

John Rambo - 20

[SteamUploader]

Rambo because he's got M60 lol

[poxmuppet]

if john maclane has a wife beater vest and feet with shards of glass lodged in them rambo would be screwed. this comment deserves 9 john maclane points

[TheAnimationEmpire]

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John McClane - 12

John Rambo - 19

[mave007funk]

McClane!

He's inmortal.

[TheAnimationEmpire]

It certainly seems like it!!!

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John McClane - 11

John Rambo - 19

[salimm]

Who would win? Rambo. Easily. Want Proof? John McClain works in law enforcement. Rambo spent the majority of the first movie he appeared in 'First Blood' killing, maiming and running circles around the entire law enforcement department of a small town. He actually killed two of them even though he wasn't even trying to fight them - it was all in self defence! McClane is pretty tough - with a gun. Rambo would kill you with a toothbrush! No contest really!

[TheAnimationEmpire]

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John McClane - 10

John Rambo - 19

[therearefreasamongus]

cmon Rambos a green beret!!Hes always hiding!! Mclaine cant a car into a guy that he cant see!! Rambo all the way!!

[AlbertWikowonkavitz]

Rambo, definitely.

[TheAnimationEmpire]

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John McClane - 10

John Rambo - 17

[flyngsnow]

i gotta say McLaine!

[TheAnimationEmpire]

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John McClane - 10

John Rambo - 16

[igor976]

RAMBO WON THE BATTLE !!!

[AbluePotatoe]

Unless McClane has a pistol duct-taped to himself I'd go with Rambo.

[TheAnimationEmpire]

McClane always has a pistol duct-taped to himself!

- TAE

[pfaffanator]

RAMBO!!!

[TheAnimationEmpire]

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John McClane - 8

John Rambo - 16

[JOEFIXIT79]

Im a mad movie fan and i think it would be a draw but a damn good one! Holy shit! Ouch! damn this would get ugly! lol! Good one!

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Thanks for voting!

John McClane - 8

John Rambo - 15

[simpsonman956]

First I want to say, Thanks for FINALLY making another who would win! Next, I think I'd go with McLane because he shot himself in the lung, walked barefoot across broken glass, and drove a car into an elevader shaft and lived.

[manoftku]

John McClane would kick ass!

He's just in Vietnam for a vacation!

''Come to Vietnam, we'll get together, have a few laughs!''

Oh, and it's nice to see new who would win viods again! Good work!

[SamusFreek1]

I say Mclane...... he can call in cops for back-up :D

[Transformers149509]

Rambo! :D

[rokstarsomeday2000]

McClane fa sho! Yippie Kay Yi yay motherf*^#er

[nerdman142]

Rambo.

[madcow12347]

Plain and simple McClain (not McCain) is way better then Rambo! Rambo sucks and at least McClain is not on steroids!!!

[karenscott3]

Oh yea....Rambo would "shoot explosive arrows in John McClane's car!....:) Karen

[DaReindeer]

mclane

[TheAnimationEmpire]

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John McClane - 4

John Rambo - 13

[coolguy933]

john rambo

[daasianboi]

rambo

[Quibblo]

for forest with the terroists Rambo would win 100%

a tie between Segal and Rambo on the cruise ship

Rambo wins at the airport and against Mccain

Rambo would win on the plane

overall...Rambo would win

Rambo wins against John Maccain

[AussieFocus]

Thats a tough one. Die Hard 4.0 ROCKED...

Car into a helicopter.

Shot himself to kill bad guy.

You can't argue with that one.

[ingridgott]

Rambo boys he new boxing too and was crazier ohhh yes hahahhahahaha *****

[completelyrandomcrap]

rambo.

[Quincy0047]

LOL!! DOWN WITH THE DIGGITY!!!

[yamiaainferno]

European Terrorists? Monkeys with guns? This show is halarious!

[jweinrub]

Rambo would win guys! If there was a match on who would get the all the bad guys, it would be a tie.

[snorreproductions]

JOHN RAMBO! Have you seen the nr 4 movie? Its awesome!!! :D

[bloodjustburn]

Rambo!

I want to know who would win: Professor X or Magneto? :D

[Mosley2]

John McClane . . . . and he'd get beat by Jack Bauer!

Nuff said!

[ShifterMax]

LOL John McCain xDD

lol, monkies with machine guns!

This is bloody brilliant!

Rambo for the WIN xP

[dfg13o]

Rambo would win

[kurtwolfang]

Rambo definetly, doesnt look like he will ever give up. look how "old" he is :)

[jjkmovies]

lol. Rambo would win, but it would be a close match.

[thnamemustnotbenamed]

rambo would win lol.

[elder189]

john mcclane, he has the cool line "yippiekiyay(sp?) mothafucka" and he just kicks ass, like john mccain =]

[123GiantPanda]

"Danish terrorists"

haha

[TheAnimationEmpire]

So who do you think would win?

Watch this one to the end, because it keeps getting funnier! Thanks for sticking by us for 11 episodes!!!

- TAE