Michael Scott's Words of Wisdom

[vonslaich]

Legend.

[dannyboy163]

did anyone else notice he only gave 3 lol...oh michael

[slatz20]

Why Fire Ryan became the Boss of Michael? He never made a sale haha

[mazx19]

@slatz20 he wasnt a salesman 

[ShadesOfGray102]

Lol, this is reference to death of a lamp salesman eh?

[3419soxnation]

@cba1307

ugh...you clearly dont watch enough office if you dont know what im talking about

[carnivalfun1]

by the time michael leaves the office:

he is well loved, has never stopped expressing himself, has had relationships with a number of women with one in particular, and he'll own property in colorado

he also has a speech about death beds too, prophetic

[Laurensnl]

Epic!

[UHLMANDL]

Check. Check check check cekhcekchkehkhce

[UHLMANDL]

Check.

[goldenageism]

he is just like my idiot manager who talks like he is all wise and shit and keeps telling me that he is my friend (he even said: "i could be your father" lol ) but actually he is a hypocrite who complains on me and blames me for his silly mistakes...

[3419soxnation]

I HAVE HEMORRHOIDS!!!!!

[fishNguitars]

@3419soxnation check

[LiberteseDoSistema]

@3419soxnation lol

[cba1307]

@3419soxnation why would you have hemorrhoids?

[BustinJustin6]

"Probably more than one... check, check check chec che ch"

[nelyat13]

You miss 100% of the shots you never take - Wayne Gretzky

-Micheal Scott

[luizramires7]

check ,check ,check ,check ,check



[coke378]

26 ppl forgot to check their list

[OohCullen]

Michael on the surface was a bit oblivious. But overall very intellectual, it's pretty cool to see a guy this goofy get so sentimental.

[TheJamiam]

"I will not be proposed to in the break room.. haha Should have burned this place down when i had the chance!"

[ColorPaintSketch]

How Michael Scott is so successful in his branch managing:

"Just don't do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, for any reason, just anything. Ever."

[albokk]

@ColorPaintSketch hahahah

[nmathletics]

@ColorPaintSketch That full quote is one of my favorites. "No matter where you are going, or who you are with" haha its so good.

[USGiorgi]

If I can get most of these people depressed by end of the day, I'll have accomplished my mission.

[ktc8592]

He's pretty hot here.......

[NASCAR4ever11]

Michael would have 748 people to cry at his funeral...

[TJBourne11]

"Will an attractive woman cry at my funeral? Check... check check check check

[diewitwer]

u wanna know what i think about this video, hold 4

[matthewsocoollike]

@diewitwer ???????????????????

[NYI914021]

@matthewsocoollike thumbs up

[jmyz1991]

"check,check,check,check,check­"



[LaLigaLibertad]

Oh, but you are so well-loved, Michael!

[PeruanoPorVida49]

check checkcheckcheck XD

[TheRamstoss]

Is this an extra scene? I don't remember seeing it.

[hahaforlife1]

23 ppl did not achieve success and own real estate.

[timbo3243234]

I love how they use Michael's flaws and ignorances as a window into the ironies we all face as Americans and as people. This is just one example of that, not necessarily the best, but anyway, its fucking genius.

[Dreadlord67]

check, check, che-che-chec-checkcheckcheckch­eck

[haristeas22]

Ricky Gervais and Steve Carell are comedy masters,they make me laugh and I don t easily get amused,and about Steve,I tell you the truth when I say this:I used to hate him before Office,here he revealed his great talent for comedy,now I m gonna miss him from the show

[TheJamiam]

Most people will wish they'd not spent so much time at the office. But i will. I don't really get death beds.....

[MissTrixie1]

I actually agree with Michael's checklist.

[deep2one]

"probabbly more than one... check check checkcheck"

[paquirroiz]

Will an attractive woman cry at my funeral? Check...check, check, check, check.

[MrWwefan15]

@ch0wac1 Ricky Geravis is great, they are both epic

[ClimateUK]

@ch0wac1 Well without Gervais, you wouldn't have the US Office... so does Gervais still suck?

[wdotp]

@albokk sorry too make this awkward but just have a look at the writing credits on imdb......

[JGuildersleeve]

@wdotp Sorry to make this awkward but only IMDB gives writing credits for every show to the creators. It's the same all across the board for every single TV show on IMDB. In fact, Ricky Gervais only wrote one original episode for The Office.

[wdotp]

He's just not David Brent

[albokk]

@wdotp david brent sucks , uk office doesnt even come close to us one

[wdotp]

@albokk Just ask Ricky Gervais who's better because he writes the UK office and the US version.....so its all from him not crappy michael scott

[albokk]

@wdotp he doesnt write the us office he is one of producers

[MADBONE0]

500,000 views...  WOOP!

[westie088]

Hahahahah oh my god I can't believe all these dumb people that are taking Michael Scott seriously. He is a character. If you think he's mean or cruel then you don't understand The Office. You herped when you should have derped.

[dragger512]

Michael Scott a true philosopher.

[dylan111291]

@BigAlisTheName ...what is with these " 13 people are this or that" comments....they are stupid .

[acer0169]

I never saw this part of the episode!?

[fullclip16117]

Michael Scott is the most psychopathic character ever, literally.

[kustomkure]

@fullclip16117 he is not even close to being a psychopath, he doesn't do random stuff, all he does have a point. He just lacks self-awareness. And he is a very kind person inside. And that's actually the main reason I will choose the American version any time.

[WorshipInTruth]

@kustomkure

 Very kind person inside?? Actually he is pretty shallow and mean.

[kustomkure]

@WorshipInTruth You obviously don't know shit about the office. David Brent is shallow and mean. Michael Scott is a kind person, he is not trying to harm anyone intentionally, he just doesn't understand the consequences of his actions. He is a big baby.

[WorshipInTruth]

@kustomkure Well I have seen every episode. It is not that he is intentionally mean but that he is so stupid (clueless) and shallow that he often says mean hurtful things. The Michael Scott character is also delusional and an attention whore.

[straydoggio]

@kustomkure I love both UK Office and US Office equally. However you're wrong about UK Office David Brent being shallow and mean. He's insecure and ignorant and yearns for his staff to respect him. Also at times he's very self-centered without considering feelings of others (just like Michael Scott... "the rules of shotgun are very clear.. thinking of himself before the guy with concussion). Other times he takes his political correct views too far and insults people. They both fallible.

[TeamEdward4ever991]

Love it when he's laughing about his own joke and then being serious again XD 0:17

[UntitledHome]

Will I be remembered as a humble person?

Check!

[moe5000]

if you have a boss who is like Michael Scott please share and tell us :)

[faxbbandfrogs]

@moe5000

The only difference between my dad's old boss and Michael Scott is the name. Same exact personality. :)

JAN3

[QuincysRcool]

@moe5000 I do have a boss like that, his name is Faron. In fact, my entire work place is like the office. There are cameras inside the building and when something funny happens some of us give the closest camera the Jim face.

[kah68pa]

@moe5000 - My co-workers and I would get lectures almost daily about how the company wasn't performing like it had in the past and that if we increased productivity, we could help close this gap and actually increase profits. After that lecture, I would have the pleasure of being cornered in the conference room listening to my boss talk about his latest diet for usually no less than an hour.

[morgantown1]

@MrFan32 clever inequality putz

[ant53099]

0:07 THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!

[supah1337B]

@ant53099 Eh, no, no. Let Michael stick to that.

[gold333]

Why is this funny?

[BillyNilsson]

@gold333 well i guess its funny if you follow the series.

[finalman25]

imight start watching this show..its looks soooo funny from all the short vids i watch

[i5i1]

british office < dog shit < scranton office

[MrFan32]

british office > dog shit > scranton office

[subomani]

@MrFan32 british office < dog shit << gold < scranton office

[tsarbomba01]

wish he was my boss

[videodesignerz]

favourite show

[oniluka]

I think michael is a cool guy

[MrFan32]

british office > scranton office

[thebravepatriot]

@MrFan32 not facts.

[1greedisgood1]

@MrFan32 if it was thumbs down you'd win lol

[kedharf1]

I wonder how office is going to survive without him :/

[DannyLovesOregon]

Thats more like it, thats whats having the Positive Influence from EVAN ALMIGHTY

[devilspjh]

what episode is this

[DarthZimmeris]

:)

[MrArsenalist]

fantastic show

[hanoc101]

The funniest thing ever said on The Office is when Micheal said that if he had a gun with only two bullets and he was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden and Toby (the HR guy) he would shoot Toby twice.

[kiwi1mango1]

@hanoc101 watch?v=-HFHsF-zJy4&feature=re­lated

[Acuraintegraman1]

@hanoc101 oh my god too true

[forman208]

@hanoc101 Haha, you may be right

[Jem93rocks]

@hanoc101 Actually that wasn't funny, he went too far...jk I loved that part.

[philliefan2014]

check check check check check

[Halogator56]

Pause at 0:01

[nutty9240]

Anyone can convert this video to mp3 and download at soundnabber..com

[Frumiester28]

this is a deleted scene from the episode office olympics on season 2

[KingOfStix]

@Frumiester28 Its not a deleted scene , I forgot what episode it was from though(i think its in the 4th season)

[CarlosERS89]

@KingOfStix Yeah... it is a deleted scene, I didn't believe it either but it is. It's from the second season when Michael buys or tries to buy a house.

[vikyyyyyyyy]

Check!

[thestranger4812]

Great show, but no where near the genius of the original.

[DroppinTruth]

@thestranger4812

what was the original ?

[thestranger4812]

@DroppinTruth

The British version.

[AssyrianBeast357]

those are the four things that you wouldnt be thinking about lol

[EastCoastPeace3]

i love his, like, self-proud inhale / smiles after he says something he thinks is awsome and right about himself

[KosmoKramer911]

hahah i don't know which is worse, 'did i own real estate' or 'will an attractive woman cry at my funeral'

[Ken10124]

check,check,check,check

[Brew4me111]

lol, fucking michael scott.

[tonygmilan7]

why was this deleted??

[iExpertcomp]

Check!

[radked]

LMAO, "did i let my light shine through"? greatest shit ever.

[77cHEEsEY77]

@floormasterer yea im aware of that.. just quoting my fav part...

[77cHEEsEY77]

will an attractive woman cry at my funeral? check. well actually probably more than one, check check check check :]

[floormasterer]

@77cHEEsEY77  yea, we all actually saw it, but your repititions really help.

[GreedX23]

CHECK CHECK CHECK

[8394147]

Is this a deleted scene? This interview wasn't in the episode, but is obviously from the same interview as when he says "There's a basic principle in real estate that you should never be the best looking person in a development. It's just common sense because if you are, you have no place to go but down."

[JodiHitt]

hahha! "check check check" hahaha :D

[lilbeeegle15]

People who hate the Office need 2 go 2 a mental facility bcuz tht is tru comedy! (:

[mnol99]

@lilbeeegle15 Oh god, I'm cringing at that use of English.

[missamp]

Anyone remember him saying he'd never tell Pam she's great to her face at that highschool convention?

Well my real boss actually said that about my co-worker, I laughed so hard that people started looking at me funny

[bqureshi21]

Michael Scott: the next Aristotle.

[taylonnn101]

hey, if the whole girlfriend thing never works out, that where the nurse can live

[Rostas]

check check check Like a Boss :))

[sammosammy]

He'll be paying that condo off until he's in his mid 70's.

"Oh these babies are thin."

[xerypola]

@sammosammy roflmao great quotation.

[Koda924]

"A thirty year mortgage at Michael's age essentially means he's buying his coffin. And if I were buying my coffin, I'd buy one with thicker walls so I wouldn't be able to hear the other dead people."

[insertapplausehere]

lol i love the part in one episode where hes like 'i once went 27 years without having sex. then i went another 8'.

[WheelieMcStupidhead]

@insertapplausehere omg i swer just yesterday i saw that episode on fox

[amlafave]

Who writes this stuff? I love it.

[jamesismyfave]

Michael is such an ass on this show...it's too funny. and kinda sad sometimes lol

[evelynmh]

he sort of reminds me of some of the bosses I have had in the past....

[nintendoaz]

what the crap are you talking about?

[suiseki1]

Genius. Absolutely drop dead, knock your socks off, genius.

[oMyGahd]

I thought this was going to be the clip where he's talking about that one immigrant that wanted Michael to be his godfather. The "Meester Scott" dude.

[campex]

checkcheckcheckcheck

[myusernameisrlylong]

lol "probably more than one..check check check check.."

[sIILymims]

check check ... :)...

[tubojunior]

LMAOOOO

[BusinessButterfly]

I love him!!! He is like N*** and A** mix in one Super cute... LOL!

[lugrpa]

will an attractive woman cry tat my fueneral.... wow

[gametym45]

michael scott being the best boss ever...check

[83Mysterio]

Well at least the funniest boss.

[83Mysterio]

Probably more than one. LOL so true.

[enjokosai14]

it's a series...The Office

[plays4wtfdblds96]

check....... check, check, check, check, lmfao lmfao

[Borrowns]

stfu fag

[killswitchmanforlife]

lol "check, checkcheckcheckcheckcheck."

[mmace91]

check...check check check

[Songsmirth]

It's Michael's amazing ability to live in the land of denial that makes the show. How he can have the ego he has is incredible. Some writers. I still want to take a bat to him! lol

[KurtVachon]

Gervais explained it just like that. "You laugh at his blind spot. The spot between how the world views him, and how he views himself" Spot on!

[MIAgdup]

is this like a deleted scene or something for "office olympics", because I have the whole second season on DVD, and I've seen every piece of footage on it (I know I love the office) but i never seeing this

[ilovelolaaa]

it's in the show, not a deleted scene

[f15pilotaf]

Same here.

[MIAgdup]

to clear up my own question i watched the deleted scenes for season 2 and it is a deleted scene ( i guess until a week ago i hadn't seen every piece of footage on that dvd) sorry ilovelolaaa but i gues you were wrong

[Leezzyy]

I saw it on TV to.. dont think its a deleted one, but I could be wrong..

[MIAgdup]

whatever i dont feel arguing but for the first time that day i watched the deleted scene for this episode and the dundies and i remember seeing this and going, "Oh! this is where that clip came from

[RodEOpallo]

When he talks to the cameras, it's as if the interviewer is 5 years old and is pretty ignorant for their age. He's great!

[horsey05]

I totally agree with you!! Lots of his documentary videos are of him explaining something common that everyone knows; yet he manages to still screw up the explanation.

[mnluver]

my favorite fucking show ever

[AmedesTheKing]

@mnluver really? try two and ahalf men

[2323jgrant]

@AmedesTheKing F

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[campex]

hahaha his look at the camera at the end is great