WORLD RECORD GUITAR SPEED 2007

[homeralfredo]

que estupides pense ke tendria velocidad en ambas manos ¬¬

[MrLuberd]

beautiful guitar

[valdyrgramr]

o.o Dude...if you fap your dick must have 3rd degree burns..

[3dg4r95]

So... you giving the tabs :D

[zenry1997]

you know who else can shake their hand that fast MY MOM!!!!!!!!

[arrackattack]

TABS PLEASE ??????

[Maytons]

@arrackattack LOL =D

[josdavis5309]

dude, like legit, that sounds like a v8, that dakillertork guy is right xD never heard it that fast before lol im gonna go try and beat it right now but i think im gonna lose :P

[DAKILLERTORK]

FUCK!!! YEAH THAT SOUNDS LIKE A V8 MOTOR!!!

[Yugerthen]

can't belive that he had over 13 400 000 views !!

[MrLortab10]

I can't believe so many people can type with no life,no talent,and two hands on their Dicks.

Play that Guitar!

[invincible696]

is this fake?

[36FootballStud]

well he seems like a nice young individual. lol

[MrJohnjohn2250]

mick j fox can do that with his eyes closed



[tximouf]

I know some old guys with Parkinson's desease who can do th e same thing...

[rubberthe3]

BUt can you?

[tximouf]

@rubberthe3 I don't think so :p

[rubberthe3]

But can you

[ashokabby]

Motha Fucking ASSHOLE :X

[silvercopa]

no skill!!

[pettry98]

i bet he gay since he can do it that fast

[TheBumnut69]

PLAY FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLE BEEESSSSS!!!!

[Nicky7S]

somebody's woman has multiples...

[ProtossHydralisk]

I can actually play about this fast too, it's called tremolo picking idiots.

[UnendingEmpire]

w...t...f...

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[Guitarfollower22]

I tried this.....then I had a seizure.....

[resnujaya]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[LawrenceGordon92]

Fuck me. I did what he said about the 45 degree angle thing I only managed 22 notes per second, this guy's a machine.

[MattyTheTurner]

Hacks.

[SuperKlipdrift]

I'm sure his wife loves his new trick.

[AlexB375]

I LOVE THE INTRO - SLAYER !!!

[cookiemonster1990ily]

Then everytime I think he's about to play, he puts his hand down and starts talking again.

[TheDemonHater]

Skip to 1:23!!

[89413959]

He should work at a sperm bank.

[89413959]

I thought I was the world record speed masturbater until I saw this guy :'(

[scilentwatcher]

thats high speed wanking right there! LOL

[EriksSpure]

poor string

[AlesiaDonyaok262]

so let me show you how far i can go

[casinospielothek]

casino spielothek is his own record

[Alakazham3]

can I borrow ur hand for 3 seconds? u can have it back when I'm done

[lambiziness]

OK, so someone who dropped the key; (Mr.stratholme), and then also the Bird Man "quetzalel" , two Einsteins that think they want to take precious time and crack on Trower or myself ?!? Bring in on sucklings !!! Ha Ha Ha He He He Ho Ho Ho !!! LOL !!!

[stratholme]

Alzheimer is virulent illness...

[quetzalel]

11393 tards are S......L.......O......W.....

[lambiziness]

He said an "adult beverage, cheers!". He won't be cheerin' when the carpal tunnel & parkinson's sets in !!! LOL !!! Dude, it't not talent to see how fast, but rather it's a challenge to see how cool it is to go slow. For example, listen to Robin Trower do the song "Bridge of Sighs" and you'll see what I mean. Take it easy dude, and stay away from Adderall !!! LOL !!!

[brunoalex95]

You're wife must LOVE YOU!!!

[quetzalel]

@brunoalex95 ;)

[Sotiris1214]

is there anybody who would like listening to that?

[Caiosniper1]

@Sotiris1214 If you were a musician, you would love that tremolo picking

[PETRsSELA]

ХУЙНЯ

[bionicfingerz]

Shredding / Blazing Picking ! DOWNLOAD - Shredworx - At ITUNES

[NuNz31]

1:30 RUN! THE SWARM OF BEES!!!

[hammerrocks2]

its...(inhale) Its..(inhale) ITS OVER 9000!!!!

[devilNino666]

yeah whatever!!

[tjahful]

1:45

i think he is exhausted doing that

[tjahful]

sounds like a fly on my ears

[okepoing5]

you can't play music because you play show only fast ha ha

[woolythesheep]

bag of shite

[akarawatsv]

Speed​, but no art.

[bosanac10109]

@akarawatsv he never said it was art.

[BogdanSkywalker7]

if you pick that fast you're not a great guitarist because you don't need to pick that fast.

[metalhead15000]

my reaction at 0:01 FUCKING SLAYER xD

[SuperBman300]

awesome! yea i cant pick that fast but im gonna try!

[FOXNEWS4U]

sick!!

[antisocialk]

@PoisonCrisp14 Anybody can play really fast especially if you arent playing anything at all.

[brain210]

parkinson \m/

[megadeth1056]

Dont you mean world fastest masterbaiter.

[MrSr777]

if he masturbate he will cum in 3 seconds

[Martyonki]

@MrSr777 hahahahahahaha

[andreakmb]

@MrSr777 Me too but I'm not the fastest guitarist!

[DickHeadGR]

@MrSr777 hahahaahahahhahahahah mouahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha lol XD

[BruteForceAirsoft123]

its called quivering, its not hard but hes good at it

[kzgl]

Dammmnn its sounds so fuking unbelevable..thts extremeley FAST..put this into music and you would be even more AMAZING

[shockofhyperbole]

This guy makes some of the fastest jazz and metal guitarists look slow. But that being said, if you can apply this into a musical setting, that would be truly amazing.

[MASKEDMONKEY18]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ y i no play guitar lik this?!

[TheLuis54312]

holy fuck this guy knows how to masterbate bro

[AlphaYokodu219]

well i will make you doing things that you never thought that you will do

[SlimeyVirus]

Fap fap fap all you do is fap! lol!

[AndreiFlorin95]

WOW U ARE GREAT!!! :O

[kazuan18]

there's a lot of bees!!

[bobbisawesome2]

Geez you spent like 1:30 talking

[h1apat]

Do this on a clit and it's also the record for the fastest orgasm ;)

[adamtouchene1993]

@h1apat True dat :P

[rale91]

dude you must have great time batin :D

[567corncob]

I wish I could pick that fast...

[Avenger4343]

im subscribing to you because your awesome and im not

[chromaticking]

Ok so you have a fast technique for picking.do you actually play guitar

[guestlistent]

Dannyjoe Carter from Las Vegas might be faster!

[EvilHippy38]

Fuckin' ridiculous.

[CanCan6891]

This is what you call entertainment? thats just sad

[MetalMakesMeEargasm]

I bet when you jerk of you cum within 10 seconds of starting. Thats awesome btw.

[sian13m]

sounds like a swarm of bess

[CatFro4]

Respond to this video... hahahha ! YES ! a swarm of bees in some horrible, rediculous crystal-meth nightmare

[chetanhvasu]

yakkkk

[mitchbowes2010]

omg imagine him jerking off he would jizz in a multi second

[BulletCowboy]

yh but u ain't playing individual notes so it's crap...

[ihatejesus1980]

thats a beautiful guitar

[wes24hawk]

skip to 1:21 you'll thank me later

[LekkerBewegen]

@wes24hawk its later, so thanks!!!!

[Shutdowntheband1]

@wes24hawk thank you

[Taizame]

why is the video rated so baaad?

[whatapickle123]

SOUNDS LIKE BEES HOLY SHIT XxDDDDDD

[sweetgyy]

he has no girlfriend

[Muzikuhl]

you have a vibrator as a hand...

[Dylan1011974]

Masturbation may make u depht But man For Playing Guitar it helps

[TheFranSema]

come on !!  he learned watching slash!! of course

[SuperKlipdrift]

shit starts at 01:21

[herezrom]

-.- 

[GamersDemos]

a bee dieing

[TheAnesaV]

u talk waaaaay to much!

[oseart5556]

he used cheat engine 3.0

[HotRodSixString]

That was fast no doubt . That left hand needs a little work though

[EpiclandOfficial]

suck my ball sack

[TrasparentLatex]

The video to be called: "The world's fastest Handjob" -.-

[fcallya]

Is there a purpose to this? I'm just not feelin' inspired and I play guitar.

[dewilata123]

You really counted those Notes ?

[77flopo77]

I´ve klicked all little people before they went away. Can you do that?

[sarubes]

Richard Benson is better than you :D

[FLeXClanRe]

spaz



[DriveByDragonSlayer]

chuck norris can do that twenty times faster with both hans tied behind his back. :D

[lake123564]

WORLDS FASTEST HAND JOB EVER 

[DriveByDragonSlayer]

@lake123564 lo freakin l buddy :D

[SEBSTAR007]

if any1s played through the fires and the flames then obviously there are ppl who can "pick" faster

[SaypheZonE]

there is a point where you can't pick any faster

[donottawaguitar]

red rock

[ClimaxGhostFire]

years of FAP practice....

[Stefferson92]

I've seen some guitarists pick even faster than that. That is just a tremolo picking thing. How about you pick some pattern of notes like lick or something?

[TheDiegoamatheus]

the coke soda power!

[unknown2679]

how do we know the clocks not in slow motion huh

[jizzohnH]

omg dude you're retarded anyone can do that by just tensing their arm up. as soon as you learn to do while going through multiple strings and playing an actual song, You will deserve over 5 views

[ladiesman19100]

@jizzohnH not kool

[jizzohnH]

@ladiesman19100 lmao. ladies man. just "ladiesman" itself should not be taken. NOONE should have to have 19100 after something like that

[ladiesman19100]

@jizzohnH IKr im proud of it cuz i remember making it when i was 10 xD plus i dont remember why i put not kool thats kinda right tensing ther arm does make it faster lol

[KungLaoMK]

The bees! Oh God! The bees!

[TheDannabis]

This man once fingered a girl. There were no survivors.

[mikefad]

OMG ....The comments are funnier than the video.

[mikefad]

Why?

[Qensho]

I think your wife also likes the skills you have :)

[sipotK1K]

I get what you mean. Haha. And i agree...

[arcclear]

The Bumble Bee!

Let her you play some stuff. It doesn't have to be that fast.

Thanks

[newmatrixxxx]

2:20 press rapidiately + watch mastuebation

[TallowyEddy]

well....theres someone that could prolly beat me at triggerfingering haha

[Psyclerock]

vaya pedazo de mierda

[Holycrap27]

I bet you his dick is so small that he masturbates with that length

[youcefbob]

Hitchcock o_O

[awakeningcry]

he did that while "enhanced" on drugs! ie alcohol. maybe he should try it sober???

[angelofmusic477]

Hi, Just wondering what's your secret? At that speed, you finger would need to burn huge amount of calories.

[itsthearistocrat]

WORDART FTW!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

[mjburdy]

ive seen you masterbate and... your good..

[TheNiftyHebrew]

THE BEE'S! NOT THE BEE'S!

[BluesJoints]

Yes I can pick faster than that ;) Playing a scale and with a slide

[92PAINKILLER92]

I love comments on youtube videos :D They are even better, that video itself :D

[mtisfullofit]

That's crazy,but awsome!!!!!!

[LSDriftnz]

rapeist

[lalasvets1]

blablablablabla bla pfffff



[FritzThePothead]

I know someone who is way faster. search "Michael Chandler Fastest Sweeps"

[bestpredator]

groove > speed

[Natatronf]

SKIP TO THE ACTION : 1:22

IN STEAD OF WASTING YOUR TIME :)

[lalapigx]

HIS PIC HAS VIBRATOR!

[staliequi]

I NEVER KNEW FLANDERS PLAYS A GUITAR LIKE THIS. 

[disturbeddemons1]

dragonforce duh!

[boofle32]

LAMEEEE SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[NeckRiff]

Wow. Interesting.

[escuipo]

this is a stupidity...i can do this...is a way to master the nerve reflexes, does not require special skills to do that

[TheFirstBlackEmoKid]

@escuipo

I wanna see you try it.

[Gamer9891]

OMFG!