For Your Consideration: "Knuckle Up"

[mizzdorkster]

while eating lunch with debra

she turns and looks so i stare at hah

her glaze is down and she had a frown

as she said "are those new pants?"

().o.....

SO I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!

[billyboy385]

'are those pants new?', 'i dont know', my reply: 'how the fuck do you not know that?' thus skipping all the stupid dialogue

[SUBJECTEDartist]

hey guys check out my videos

[chillfireball]

lol look at the black guys expression at the right at 00:18!! lol i think he heard about the sopa bill

[hznite]

@chillfireball , Bwaaaaahaaaa!!

[karlehamel]

Champagne is awesome, bubles make you drunk faster.

[gsugimura15]

He should've took a sip from the juice box at the very end

[MrNeon457]

is this from an actual movie

[MightyMexican123]

she was about to lol at 0:44

[ben3customhomie]

i am suprised he did not jizz

[TheShmander]

this fight was so epic

[mulitbuy1]

That is my misses! say what!!!

[eminemisthebestrocks]

PLEASE WATCH MY VIDEOS

[RotHHF]

@eminemisthebestrocks No.

[eminemisthebestrocks]

@RotHHF doucheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Woupy111]

ITS THAT CHICK FROM THE OFFICE!

[BuckFanks]

Omgness I HOPE YOU WON THE AWARD!

[SmokeytheBear66]

Thumbs up if you saw the juice box in the beggining

[classypassion666]

she hated my pants.....so i took her....and thre her on the GRRROOOUUUUUNNNNDDD!!!!!

[AAtripleB]

@classypassion666 You could have gotten top comment but you forgot the W

[classypassion666]

@AAtripleB damn me....damn me to hellllllllll

[BLACKxNARWHAL]

... JUST THROW IT ON THE GROUND!.. MAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

[ManTheBush]

And then he killed a bitch

[slylicusss]

What does it mean when someone asks you how champagne tastes?

[ThePhi1ly]

@slylicusss That they wanna fuck you.

[MwueLaFlaga]

I'm shocked he didn't throw her on the ground! "He don't need your attitude!"

[jesse10022]

What a bitch, she should have got hit!

[viker77]

she's hot but since she's half black i bet her cunt is as big as a house

[MrProteus616]

I want to do something with Rashida Jones but it doesn't involve my knuckle.

[hainasable]

thats the girl of hangover 3 with a dick!!!

[anaaaaaaa96]

@hainasable there is just hangover and hangover 2 isn't it?

[mistermanik]

i would have knocked her shit out

[Shadowcontheoriginal]

This is Marriage. 

[DJStrypz]

fight! fight! fight! fight! fight!

[TnagerSugus]

I am crying and lauthing at the same time....

ohhhh.... sooo gggiiirrrlllyyy....

[keir193]

RASHIDA!

[rikrocks100]

That was the best fight that could happen between a couple

[LiveItToLoveIt123]

Froze up. Hate it hate it hate it, thummiez if you are watching this in 240(puke)p because of your crappy internet

[TheTaoudiBoy]

Don't he know if his pants are new? ....

[anxietydown]

My expectations were confounded.

[MrRaiger1]

he came from his penis.. no :) :D best part

[dangerouslysafedude]

the champane sux.........THROW IT ON THE GROUND

[SandwichMan239]

Anyone notice the juice box?

[nliausacmmv]

This would have been worse with a redhead. Crazy!

[90gloglo]

I just LOVE Andy Samberg

[flight175guys]

I thought this clip was from I love You Man

[ebonybarrow]

supid ass 

[TheJazuma]

i love you man?

[jazzsnazz]

he's a Jew

[pellepecka]

</3......



[ortzinator]

<3 Rashida Jones

[GreaterRichmondPD]

that is really pretty music

[hezpadoa]

and your fight with frank on hotrod wasnt a good nominey

[yousuckhardtime]

lol who else noticed the apple juice at the left.

[SSJJOHN1]

thumbs up if you think they had sex afterward

[CoolStoryBrosauce]

Awesome chemistry between these two. Nearly as good as Natalie Portman and Hayden Christensen in Star Wars Episodes 2 and 3!

[TessTickles80085]

@CoolStoryBrosauce yeah good one

[skunkyttd911]

@gowar156 blow me dude this is youtube who the hell cares

[asdfkid97]

@skunkyttd911 nice



[skunkyttd911]

i used to fight with my girl... then i took an arrow to the knee

[BababooweDubs]

@skunkyttd911 FUCK YOU!

[gowar156]

@skunkyttd911 get originality loser

[BattleBear3]

asshole troll vvvvvv

[Legoman425]

Fag. ^^^^^^

[MissRabbitsAngel]

Haha, that's how my parents argue! x')

[8Rincewind]

I thought this was going to be rude from the title.

[QuichKhast]

Those 2 are gonna have angry sex that night...

[TheD0dog]

man that was hardcor

[MaDMaRk4Life]

I can't stop looking at his chin

[just0a0tipicle0user]

thumps up if your watching this 2011............

[DONTCKLICKMYNAME]

@just0a0tipicle0user NO. NO ONE IS WATCHING THIS IN 2011. EVERYBODY IS WATCHING IT IN FUCKING 3036. WHEN THE FUCK DO YOU THINK WE'RE WATCHING THIS? God those comments are so god damn old.

[just0a0tipicle0user]

@DONTCKLICKMYNAME ummmmmm

[xXfuzzyyetiXx]

(marriage)

[TIGER9897]

soooooo that wasnt a fight

[onEDGE101]

@0:39 that women magically puts something in her mouth!

[systemdowncity]

@onEDGE101 haha i saw it

[MONKEYMADNESS46]

Whats wrong with my pants? You jizzed in them

[normoylerules]

@MONKEYMADNESS46 many times



[jao2312]

Thumbs up if you thought he was going to hit her.

[mhzx6]

@jao2312 fuck off with your thumb.

[luigi52123]

@jao2312 to get her back in the kitchen

[GamingIlluminated]

@jao2312 I feel like hitting her though...

[chrizzo006]

Thats Karen from the Office

[Artije]

lol

[mwdagger]

is that the girl from delilah on the sing off?

[randomusername047]

Really should of stood up and shown that table the GROUNDDDD!!!!!

[DjFree08]

''Hows the champagne?''

''This ain't champagne, this is a glass of liquid, I THREW IT ON THE GROUNDDDDD!''

[thecow777clone]

@sourcemodscripter it's to get thumbs up. What i do't get is what do you gain from being in the highest rated comments.

[2000Bellerophon]

0:12 Is that Magnitude?! POP POP

[amanvirdy]

@2000Bellerophon POP POP! You know they're laughing at you right? At least that's my theory.

[2000Bellerophon]

@amanvirdy :(

[amanvirdy]

@2000Bellerophon I was quoting the black teacher from Community. Nothing personal. :)

[2000Bellerophon]

@amanvirdy Lol I was making the same face Magnitude did after he said that. :)

[Zerg9pool]

@schnockerface no sure if trolling, or just stupid

[kdt279]

at 1:02 there is a juicy juice box next to andy...mmm juicy

[schnockerface]

Hey, thats kelly from the office

[MadAboutHatter]

i love how everytime i youtube lonely island i find new awesome things!

[coolmajed14]

So if there's no 1:08 then the video is 1:08 minutes long but 1:08 is not there, I'm confused :/

[chanstar9]

@coolmajed14 Ur talking about two different things, its 1:08 minutes long, but the last second is referred to as 1:09, its still 1:08 minutes long, they could've put 2:17 there..

[Laury808]

I missed this movie awards

[Tuh33]

these are some weird fucking comments

[ZombiesHaveNoChance]

LOL FAIL! :D

[rafac60]

andy you are the best!!!!!!!!!!!

[jlamas17]

1:08?! nooo, 1:08 had a big penis, so they cut uhm loose.. :(

[Anglacer]

is it weird that this gave me a boner

- Anglacer™

[BootiPirate]

WHERE THE FUCK IS 1:08 !!!

[cheese12345ysolong]

BEST DATE EVER!!!!!!

[destr0yerman]

the guy on the left is the "pop pop" guy from community

[RavFLYFFblaSonic2pl]

FATALITY ? maybe

[derrwolf1989]

Bakerpd4, the only name i can see right below you is your own...

[JoniAdry]

Is that Chuck Norris at 2:32

[Fortun3tell3r]

Is that panies new ?  : i dont know . So romantice

[Mr30friends]

they are going to have the best sex after that

[DiAnADaNiKa]

@Mr30friends Helicopter dick included.

[doodlerampage]

i wonder if he threw his ( so called girlfreind ) on the ground and got this one

[XlegendXable]

Ctrl + W To Skip the ads.

[pissedofmile]

so lame dude --'

[StubblyVlog]

try jerking off whilst holding F13

[CRLMZI99]

shes hot

[toa395]

@DefourOwnsYa dude quit fishing for likes. its retarded. go fuck yourself

[crazybraeden]

@DefourOwnsYa i cant beileve i did that

[amarmirza08]

@DefourOwnsYa Trying jumping off a building while holding Alt.

[red6781234]

@DefourOwnsYa hahahahaha epic move

[punnkinman]

@DefourOwnsYa Try picking up your teeth with broken fingers.

[dreddythedragon]

Everyones like "this was me and my gf all the time". I'm sorry but I have never had this happen. I've never even had a girlfriend lol

[cearty]

@dreddythedragon forever alone

[coolnessismyname1]

"Can i get an awkward?"

[fluentskills]

she was looking on his crutch that sex time for him....... until he ruined it.....

[VerbierSkier]

The background music does it all.

[Hammaz]

relationships are like fat people they dont ever work out

[hippykiller100]

Was anybody else waiting for him to just punch her in the lips?

[mrxJedax]

i bet the sex has to be amazing , cos otherwise...

[mansionsong]

rich white people and their conversational problems

[Ryaneh69]

"hows the champagne," " whats that suppose to mean?"

"thats not suppose to mean anything,litteraly what i asked.....God so i got up AND THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!!!!!"

[ThePenahi]

First I read "Fuck Your Consideretion".

[BARBIEMERVS]

@ThePenahi wow me too...lmbo

[Dasman86]

That was every conversation with my ex......EVER!!!

[Dasman86]

@Dasman86 *le sigh* I miss her, and the naughty things she used to do to me. *eyes glaze* *drool*

[RussellHillMaverick]

I thought he was gay? Now he's hitting on his brother's wife

[RiverRockFilms]

no, Id say the argument at the hospital in the movie "Knocked Up" is much better.

[15sabbi15]

I dont wont to Build A Glorious City Right Now Dammit!!!!!!!!!!

[15sabbi15]

lol THIS IS NOT A FIGHT We Are not Fighting Gosh

[bakerpd4]

guy under me has a small penis and cant satisfy his exes

[CobbsTV]

@bakerpd4 ha, the joke's on you! i don't have any exes! oh wait...

[bakerpd4]

@CobbsTV jokes on you im currently dating all your exes. jk :)

[Monkyupurbutt]

@bakerpd4 "video responses" have small penises?

[wezzee297]

@Monkyupurbutt no you have a small penis... wait... now I do...

[crazybraeden]

@bakerpd4 its funny cause your at the bottom!

[itspakistam]

@crazybraeden its funny cuz you are just behind him xD

[crazybraeden]

@itspakistam and so are you

[itspakistam]

@crazybraeden you you are between me and him

[crazybraeden]

@itspakistam not anymore

[itspakistam]

@crazybraeden yes you are...

[crazybraeden]

@itspakistam so are you

[itspakistam]

@crazybraeden r u stupid? you are between me and him.. like talkingto a 7 years old?

[crazybraeden]

@itspakistam haha, wow dude, chill the fuck out,

[itspakistam]

@crazybraeden i anm :P i dont have to be angry to say that u r stupid:P and u have a small penis ha!

[Logitech667]

@bakerpd4 Thanks now I gotta look for your comment in the pages. GOSH!

[bakerpd4]

@Logitech667 ya i dont even remember why i put it lol. not worth looking

[estalling]

@bakerpd4 That's what she said.

[Prometheus1st]

LOL.... A definitive reason to NEVER engage in a relationship...EVER...........­...EVER.

I am happy alone. Every time I have EVER engaged in a relationship all it brought me was grief.

So all you lonely ladies........too bad. Serves you right. I hope your canning and preserves, knitting or w/e are satisfying....ohhh....and church....you are all very big on church.

Wanna know me? Watch 'Gran Torino'. That's all you need to know.

[HitKid93]

@Prometheus1st forever alone

[SodeLito]

@Prometheus1st Forever Alone

[mataleao1994]

@Prometheus1st Shut up fag. Your profile vid has Coldplay. Clint Eastwood hates them.

[VincentVexler]

@Prometheus1st haha the guy above you is too legit

[wavsunlimited]

omg sounds like my ex.... this reminds me of why i broke up with that bitch

[Tutarion]

damnits really been 2 yrs where has time gone?!

[gso619]

XD I was kind of hoping she punched him or something.

[johnyringoz]

this is shittier than Fat Bastards shit.