@Dexterprog yeah but he dont usually have a beard and he is tall and dark, and has shown his cock on national television many times and its pretty big. He is also a celebrity in norway as a tv comedian. So its not that hard to understand why women want him.
@99xstrenghtx99 Ah right. This was 2008 the beards I believe? Hope these guys get time away from their side projects and make the last album in Kris' trilogy!
@99xstrenghtx99 You mean live? Yeah i've seen, but I was under the understanding that once they had filmed this video they all shaved, except Kris' sideburns haha. Cheers from England's biggest TheCumshots fan!!
Oh it's definitely a great band and song but yeah it's definitely a depressing song for most, but don't let that overshadow the abilities of the musicians playing it.
I already am in touch with myself, but alcohol has a way of... magnifying the mood. Like many drugs, it should be taken under the right circumstances unless you don't mind depression or bad trips ;p
@AlecTheGreatest scandinavians usually get together in huge groups during the weekends and gets shitfaced together, this song is about the outcasts who are too socially awkward to join em lol
The clean vocals in this band is much better than in a lot of "death-metal" bands since it's more a normal rock'n roll voic. Fucking epic. and ofc.Christoffer Schau as vocalist
@eyesorearchitect same, before i had my problems likeeveryone, but thought ahh it aint so bad, then along comes this band and i realise, hey wait, this shits gonna be the same. every song is a fucking masterpiece, especially their last two albums!
PLEASE SOMEBODY TAKE MY MIND OFF MY MIND don't bother to come I drink alone JUST BY LIVING I'M TAKING MY OWN LIFE don't bother to come I drink alone TOMORROW IS GONNA BE TOO MUCH don't bother to come I drink alone SO I'M ENDING THIS JOKE AND PULLING THE PLUGS
Originally checked this song out purely because I saw the name of the band and was like "Best. Name. Ever." -- turns out the song is pretty good too :).
They could have choosen a more original name for the song, i drink alone is original from george thorogood, and a much better song by the way!! Muuuuch better!
Fkin awesome!!!
11011011011100110 6 days ago
i drink alone cause i hate everybody
RobinPharmacy 4 weeks ago 2
@RobinPharmacy
I don`t give a shit about everybody, I hate the fucker in the mirror and the only chanche to connect with him is while drunk
koelleballong2 3 hours ago
Love them. Current obsession. :)
thecraftyfeline 1 month ago
Norwegian metal fucking awesome! \m/
dvfaa1 1 month ago
He looks so fuckin' good wearing the beard like that!
flauschmau 1 month ago
Don't bother to come I drink cologne.
Stinklikeabee 2 months ago 3
@Stinklikeabee bu-dum-tshh! AWESOME.
CymbalRapist 3 weeks ago
@Stinklikeabee
Da erru serriøs. Holder meg til Ringnes eller 60 og saft
koelleballong2 4 hours ago
And it is said that mr Kristopher Schau is THE most inteligenguy in Norwegian showbiz. I belive them.
fleinkantarell 2 months ago 3
I fap to the Cumshots everyday! Amazing band! :D
MetalRules4Life1000 2 months ago
1:22 What a badass...
KSINightFather 2 months ago
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KSINightFather 2 months ago
I will ALWAYS drink alone.
CymbalRapist 3 months ago
@CymbalRapist Go For It Rob, i Do Too! Haha! Cheers Bro!
joebo511 2 months ago
I have watched this music video 5 times in a row already.
TheCalebAccount 3 months ago 4
han har et stykt skjegg
XtremeGuy34 3 months ago
Kristoffer Shau <3
XtremeGuy34 3 months ago
Ugliest people in the world here, but great, GREAT music
Dexterprog 3 months ago
@Dexterprog funny you should say that because the vocalist was ranked as norways most sexy man in 2003 LOL
heavytom89 2 months ago
@heavytom89 hahaha, Nordic women are crazy.
Dexterprog 2 months ago
@Dexterprog yeah but he dont usually have a beard and he is tall and dark, and has shown his cock on national television many times and its pretty big. He is also a celebrity in norway as a tv comedian. So its not that hard to understand why women want him.
heavytom89 2 months ago
@heavytom89 If i was Mr. Schau now i would tell you: thanx for liking my dick LOL....
rottepung666 1 month ago
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CardboardPhantom 3 months ago
Epic beards. Epic band!
XdirtXroadXdemonX 4 months ago 2
best beardcore band I've heard in a while!
bradye21 4 months ago
@bradye21 WTF since when is this hardcore? learn your genres
elkjip 2 months ago
man awesome beards.
9oden9 4 months ago 4
Good style cumshots!! :D And the concerts are good for the "action" jajaja
trade2240 4 months ago
Just noticed the country violin going on in the background around 2:00
Joesus5000 4 months ago
i cant stop listening to this. one of those songs that hits home. and that cowboy knows how to rock.
Dynamomaximo 5 months ago
The headbutt to the light at 1:24 is epic
joedell71 5 months ago 5
LOVE METALCORE, AND METAL, AND DEATH, ROCK... music is not gay... stupid categorys of PEOPLE are.
tristomietitore 5 months ago
great song and is not GAY like the EMO metal out there !
punkoso22 5 months ago
Keanu Reeves playing bass.
Epic song.
Joesus5000 6 months ago
@99xstrenghtx99 Ah right. This was 2008 the beards I believe? Hope these guys get time away from their side projects and make the last album in Kris' trilogy!
CymbalRapist 6 months ago
@99xstrenghtx99 You mean live? Yeah i've seen, but I was under the understanding that once they had filmed this video they all shaved, except Kris' sideburns haha. Cheers from England's biggest TheCumshots fan!!
CymbalRapist 6 months ago
@CymbalRapist Second Biggest Fan ;)
joebo511 5 months ago
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Joesus5000 6 months ago
Can't believe they all grew beards just for a video. It took them ages. None of them kept them either! BEST BEARDS EVER!
CymbalRapist 6 months ago
It takes a minute to learn, it takes a lifetime to master, but I don't want to learn a goddamn thing, I just want to forget everything!
SuburbanPrince 6 months ago
33 people dont drink alone.
littlemoy123 6 months ago
This song is surprisingly deep and emotional, wrapped in raw, unforgiving rock. I love this fucking song. And yes, i drink alone!
Dreadmine 6 months ago
@Dreadmine You and me both, buddy. Drinkin' alone right now.
ROONTANG 6 months ago
@Dreadmine this song is pure evil. But. I Still drink alone is even more devastating.
CymbalRapist 6 months ago
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ROONTANG 6 months ago
about 2 meters tall :)
kavlicfc 6 months ago
Har dem slutta med konserter?
solo2211 7 months ago
@solo2211 Umm.... they are on a break i think. Freddie told me they will be back though. Live and album wise.
CymbalRapist 6 months ago
its guys from funny band Hurra Torpedo
sovensko 7 months ago
Dig the rawness
Sw1tchBladeMalone 7 months ago
Thumbs up if you're drinking alone now.
BiGFooTy2k 7 months ago 121
@BiGFooTy2k drinkin alone right now
electrichell1 6 months ago
@BiGFooTy2k Still Got A Whole Lotta Bitter Memories And A Bottle Of Scotch To Go... ;)
joebo511 5 months ago 6
I listen to this song early in the morning to get pumped to go to my shitty job
joedell71 7 months ago 6
What a hot giant...
BlessedMassacre 7 months ago
This song/vid is a work of art, there is something very beautiful and moving in it's despair and ugliness.
Drizzlerman 8 months ago 3
The bassist(?) with the cowboyhat has an awesome voice!
CustomBlastBeat 8 months ago
@CustomBlastBeat I think he is the lead guitarist, atleast his guitar is an electric guitar.
xZlotyi 8 months ago
@xZlotyi Yeah, it's the guitarist. Whether he's lead or not, I have no idea.
OpulenceOfGrey 7 months ago
This is my new favorite song. The headbutt to the light at 1:23 kills me every time I see it
joedell71 8 months ago 2
when he headbutts the light at 1:24 :D the most awesome thing I've seen all week!!!
joedell71 8 months ago
Can understand why people hate on this song and such but this is a very raw a gritty band, outstanding.
20buck06 9 months ago
My official friday theme! I love this song, and it's so much better with the depressing video!
Xallo72 9 months ago
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holy shit... this sucks... hahahaha.... wow... bad
dunkinking 9 months ago
Depressing songs are awesome. I love this!
AncientGamer1 9 months ago 3
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This song sounded really good. Until :23. Then it turned to shit. Too bad.
LaymanIX 10 months ago
this is so depressing
Hrodhvitnisson 10 months ago
Oh it's definitely a great band and song but yeah it's definitely a depressing song for most, but don't let that overshadow the abilities of the musicians playing it.
HeavyAcid666 10 months ago
I found the song pretty depressing after all, but 1:22 REALLY made me feel different about it, lolololol
OlaFromNorway 10 months ago
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Kristoffer er ikke noe god til å synge xD
pilotbutterfly 10 months ago
I don't drink alone. That is just asking for it, I think. Great song, great beards.
EquinoxOfTheGods 11 months ago 14
@EquinoxOfTheGods
Try it. Get in touch with your yourself. Why wait for the bubble to burst?
koelleballong2 5 months ago
@koelleballong2
I already am in touch with myself, but alcohol has a way of... magnifying the mood. Like many drugs, it should be taken under the right circumstances unless you don't mind depression or bad trips ;p
EquinoxOfTheGods 2 months ago
@EquinoxOfTheGods Ill Drink To That! hahah!
Many Happy Returns To You Mate!
joebo511 2 months ago
@EquinoxOfTheGods try it.
Terje1337 2 months ago
@EquinoxOfTheGods
Then fuck off, jævla partysvenske
koelleballong2 3 hours ago
@koelleballong2
Haha
EquinoxOfTheGods 1 hour ago
I WAS SURE THAT THIS ONE WAS A PARODY OF I STAND ALONE LOL
slay3r43v3r 11 months ago
does anyone know where i could get the bass tabs for this song?
MADMANMUSICVIDEOS 11 months ago
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This is the saddest song ever, previously having an alcohol problem means alot to me
All I've got to say is FUCKIN' WOMEN! :P
chri55y92k 11 months ago
This is the saddest song ever, previously having an alcohol problem means alot to me
All I've got to say is FUCKIN' WOMEN
chri55y92k 11 months ago
Wow the singers bears quite a resemblance to Necro Butcher... AWESOME!
arsenicsmile 11 months ago
@arsenicsmile ummm what are you on he looks nothing like him
watami10 11 months ago
What is this song makes me not drink
11jbomb 11 months ago
What is this song makes me not drink
11jbomb 11 months ago
Drinkers of the world unite!
pajserSRB 11 months ago
I can never take this band and will never take this band seriously
PsychoGabriel33 11 months ago
wow didn't know that the Wolverine could sing like this :o
sk8poika 11 months ago
4:03 EPIC FACE!
dalton665 1 year ago
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this song is horrible , i guess i was expecting a cover of george thorogood, listen to good shit like LAMB OF GOD, or AS I LAY DYING
vtecshark 1 year ago
@vtecshark That means alot coming from someone who likes wiz khalifa lmao
jonnybravo8 1 year ago
now this if anything is a scandinavian mentality! :D
AlecTheGreatest 1 year ago 7
@AlecTheGreatest scandinavians usually get together in huge groups during the weekends and gets shitfaced together, this song is about the outcasts who are too socially awkward to join em lol
Norskmorder 1 year ago 17
wow they should put this on the disney channel
yabitchonmydikk 1 year ago
MrSpitter Ovo je toliko heavy da se prosto najezim a Cumshots su ne ludilo,nego,cisto,izvorno bludilo!!!!
MrLjuba1 1 year ago
bester live-act aller zeiten!! mehr geht absolut nicht...!
annalena409 1 year ago
MrSpitter This shit is fuuuuuuuckin good...
MrLjuba1 1 year ago
MrSpitter This shit is fuuuuuuuckin good...
MrLjuba1 1 year ago
Tried to use this band in a presentation, teachers faces when i said "My presentation is about the song "Praying for cancer" by "The cumshots"
mrozzdude 1 year ago 2
The clean vocals in this band is much better than in a lot of "death-metal" bands since it's more a normal rock'n roll voic. Fucking epic. and ofc.Christoffer Schau as vocalist
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Elindri 1 year ago
These guys are fucking brilliant. Wouldnt fuck with that singer either.
Doady1337 1 year ago
@Doady1337 search for his name "christoffer schau" here on Youtube, and you will learn that he is not that scary :P
Ugleskjegg 1 year ago
@Doady1337 search for his name "christoffer schau" here on Youtube, and you will learn that he is not that scary :P select one of the top results
Ugleskjegg 1 year ago
@Doady1337 This is the same guy (the singer), believe it or not: watch?v=-mwxE7Ky5hs
petelabeat 11 months ago
@petelabeat
christopher(kristoffer) is a very wll known comedian as well.....doing stuff jackass wouldnt have done.....
bobmorten 11 months ago 2
Lurer på om Schau ser ironien i at en hel horde med fans står og brøler I drink alone med hevede halvlitere på Cumshots-konserter.
Nakenbarten 1 year ago
@CymbalRapist
I've only got Just Quit Trying, but every song on it is too good.
I used to be like that as well, now I really don't give a shit about what people think about me; because I hate them all.
eyesorearchitect 1 year ago
Kristopher Schau made me hate living.
This song is fucking immense.
eyesorearchitect 1 year ago
@eyesorearchitect same, before i had my problems likeeveryone, but thought ahh it aint so bad, then along comes this band and i realise, hey wait, this shits gonna be the same. every song is a fucking masterpiece, especially their last two albums!
CymbalRapist 1 year ago
i keep coming back to this one. fucking awesome
weevilkneevil 1 year ago
1:23 bet it was unintentionallxD
oleost1342 1 year ago
@oleost1342
Prolly not.. he's 2m high :) Cool guy
MrWryyyy 1 year ago
så dem live på Slottsfjellfestivalen i Tønsberg, Vestfold. Elsket dem
TheYocke 1 year ago
And as an alcoholic. Best lyrics EVER.
CymbalRapist 1 year ago 2
@CymbalRapist
Amen!
Xallo72 1 year ago
It doesn't get any better... well maybe the song Vomitory but yeah... THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST!
CymbalRapist 1 year ago
Just a bunch of Class A Guys, playing their hearts out.
tomkro55 1 year ago 4
George Thorogood your doing it wrong
danageplane 1 year ago
not so good but it's okay anyway good work from norwegian brothers
hail from turkey!
gitarist88 1 year ago
@gitarist88
I don't wanna hear words like ''not so good'' and ''it's okay'' on fucking quality metal. Thanks.
SuperMefisto6666 1 year ago 2
I wonder to google this band
Dadianooo 1 year ago
Never heard them before.. they fucking rock!
Really good video too!
Xallo72 1 year ago
@Xallo72
Hell yes, sir.
When I listen to these guys I rock out with my cock out.
Noa4h 1 year ago 2
PLEASE SOMEBODY TAKE MY MIND OFF MY MIND don't bother to come I drink alone JUST BY LIVING I'M TAKING MY OWN LIFE don't bother to come I drink alone TOMORROW IS GONNA BE TOO MUCH don't bother to come I drink alone SO I'M ENDING THIS JOKE AND PULLING THE PLUGS
Drizzlerman 1 year ago
cumshots fucking rock
neilpagan80 1 year ago
Kristopher Schau looks like phil anselmo :))
shootyourself21 1 year ago
Norrmän alltså..
EvigChans 1 year ago
Son: Mom i love the cumshots
Mom: WTF!!!
Son: yes , the band
xD
adictos15 1 year ago
Originally checked this song out purely because I saw the name of the band and was like "Best. Name. Ever." -- turns out the song is pretty good too :).
keepwalkin1010 1 year ago 2
It actually sounds a litte like In Flames.
SuperMefisto6666 1 year ago
@SuperMefisto6666
It dosent sound anything like IN FLAMES!
FittePynt 1 year ago 3
@FittePynt
Yes it fucking does.
SuperMefisto666 1 year ago
This is INTENSE.
garethac81 1 year ago 6
The Cumshots is a amazing live band !
meinldrums 1 year ago
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perkele181 1 year ago
@perkele181
I hate Rybak. Now go bang your head against a brick wall, or something else constructive.
zyntacx 1 year ago
haha is that an Autopsy room ?
Priestless1 1 year ago
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I Drink Alone; /someone will join
spawaczx 1 year ago
lol it's funny seeing the words "the cumshots" and "i drink alone" near each other
hitokirimasamun 1 year ago 119
@hitokirimasamun
HAHA, good one..
Alexicst 1 year ago
Å kalle bandet sitt for cumshots er igrunn en ganske så genial måte å kødde med de som prøver å laste ned musikken dems^^
KongsvingerKongen 1 year ago 4
@KongsvingerKongen JA! :) ikkje lett med limewire vertfall!
Isfolkerinna 1 year ago
They could have choosen a more original name for the song, i drink alone is original from george thorogood, and a much better song by the way!! Muuuuch better!
manicospic 1 year ago
@manicospic This is far more intense. And I can relate to this vid alot more than George's.
borgen1992 1 year ago
Helt SYKT å se The Cumshots live. Noe av det BESTE jeg noensinne har vært med på! I DRINK ALOOONE!
Getchapull616 1 year ago 3
Saw them live earliyer 2day, I MOTHERFUCKING STILL DRINK ALONE.
MrSadlol 1 year ago
Ikke rart Schau kan synge, han er tre meter høg... fyren er jo faen meg bygd som en basun! Så dem Live for en uke siden, dritbra!
Wowbagger86 1 year ago
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wtf is this shit
jacksedit 1 year ago
Wonderful
ron6deathorgy 1 year ago
this song is amazing and this band kicks brutal ass
treyellis14 1 year ago 5
when you give it a little thought it's actually a pretty sad song...
asperheim07 1 year ago 57
@asperheim07 seriously? you have to give that a little thought? THAT is sad.
sikapena 11 months ago
Tragic though
SJPatrik 1 year ago
This shit kick ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
konskazwala 1 year ago
this is nice
pixmilk 1 year ago
hahahahahaahah visste ikke at han hadde et så fuckings bra band ;D
93martin9 1 year ago 3
Kristoffer Schau kler ikke skjegg :P
hstera 1 year ago
@hstera Ikke så mye ihvertfall XD
benniponken 1 year ago
totally takes control all over my mind...
Michalko321 1 year ago 2
du kødder faen meg ikke med kristoffer schau !
imjust15 1 year ago 2
If you have no reason to live you should listen to this song!!
killerpino9 1 year ago
This guy in a hat reminds me of my red beard friend GACEK :P I love them both :P
PionTechniczny 1 year ago
Fucking great!!! i drink alone also.... :D
shemenrock 1 year ago
øl øl øl
VikingNewt 1 year ago
feil sang
:P
haha
The Cumshots ftw
Noa4h 1 year ago
Such beautiful ugliness. The Cumshots are reality rock.
Drizzlerman 1 year ago 6
den e drit bra !! <33
xXHelloKittyCupcakeX 1 year ago
få de gutta på hove!
benniponken 1 year ago
just saw this video on VH1 and i Liked it ... they're cooooool
sidonot 1 year ago
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sometimes the soundtrack for my life
unknown017369 1 year ago
Can help me out were can I buy a CD of them here on the US???
shinugami333 1 year ago
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meinldrums 1 year ago