@aahole651 actualy i dont think we would beat you,plus like rommel said Austrlians are better when fighting with Kiwis than not,kiwis are a little cooler and keep the Australians from getting ahead of them selves,(desert generals) its an english book but better than the rest of the english history books.
@MrFattyfatfatboy No, what Rommel actually said was Australians were the best individual enemy soldiers he ever fought, they refused to surrender when surrounded and were utterly superb at conducting night tactical probing raids, but at times they lacked military discipline - particularly when taking orders from a British commander. He thought New Zealanders weren't quite as good soldiers on a one to one basis, but they displayed better discipline and didn't chafe at being under British command.
The Aussies and Kiwis were fighting against Hitler's best frontline general and a highly trained enemy equipped with panzers. The Scouts were fighting the Mau Mau - illiterate jungle niggers not long down from the trees and armed primarily with sharpened sticks. Despite this the Scouts still got their arses kicked militarily and had to watch impotently as the nig nogs took over Rhodesia... sorry, Zimbabwe.
When all is said and done the Scouts were utter failures.
Load of rubish, those islands are one big krakatoa they could blow any time soon no point taking somthing that will just sink in the sea. Now south africa is another story, yeah yeah the black majority I know but we had that in here and unlike our south african cousins we solved our blck problem.Save your outrage to real injustices and not this shit.
@thejake1453: And....with the amount of immirgants already invading australia i for one wouldn`t be surprised the fair dinkum aussie become extinct HAHAHAHA
If you're gonna get upset by these two ads, just look at the next episode, when they did anti-australian tourism ads. Hopefully that will even your feelings out.
There are a lot more things to get offended over in the world than a comedy show people.
We "kiwis" are some of the most freindliest, warmest people you will find anywhere else, we don`t need a huge armed forces like the australians do, the only threat to us is the weather, However australia is in an area where TERRORISOM is right at their door step with the largest muslim population in the world, they have "obviously" forgotten the hundreds of people who lost their lives in the bali bombings and elsewhere, So "Remember" your BRO`S the americans are a long way from you.
@thejake1453 I bloody well hope not! The only reason they're strange on Aussies is because they're smaller than everyone else's :P
Ahh I love the cross Tasman rivalry. Your making me miss my mates in QLD. Saw this on comedy central the other day. Awesome. Keep up the good work Aussie, and we'll keep winning the Rugby :D
Seems like a good idea. Better move quick because I think John Key and Bill English are on to you. Key is using the poison pill defence at the staggering amount of $450 million of growing Government debt every week. Leave it too long, that might break even the Aussies.
You can be sure to get a warm welcome only watch that you don't get trampled in the stampede heading the other way.
Wow, some people didn't read the earlier comments before having an uninformed whinging session... I direct people to Bastard Sixx's comment below on the actual intention of the "ad".
Haha, thanks. Australian humor really doesn't have boundaries.. Just look at Will Anderson who hosts The Gruen or other comedians like Adam Hills, Dave Hughes and Paul McDermott
It was not real, it was for a tv show called "The Gruen Transfer" and this appeared in the section "The Pitch" where the show has 2 advertising companies make 2 ads to sell the unsellable. The ads are never intended to be shown on TV other then when the show is aired every week.
Why do people always get fired up about these sorts of videos? Take it as the joke it's meant to be and stop having gay little potshots at everyone's countries.
hey fuck tard, if aussies and kiwis are so crap why are we liked in the majority of the worlds countries, when your country is up shit creak without a paddle. We like our comedy dick head especially when it comes to our closest alliance new zealand, so fuck off and go get a real life instead on insulting ppl behind a shit screen name.
LOL mess with Australia? Why not? The people in your country are like cartoon characters. You guys are a bunch of jolly goof balls. That's why your country is the joke of the world. LOL just the mention of your country bring snickers. YOU AUSSIES ARE A WALKING, TALKING, FARTING JOKES!
Now tell me this, why in the blue hell would any one want to live in that giant desert you call home? It's a goof ball country with nothing but a bunch of wankers for leaders. There is a Aussie war memorial ha ha
geeze blort if u dont like auzzie then u dont like anything! auzzie is the home of everything! we have 7 seven wonders of the world!! beer,girls,beaches,land,parties,friends and people! whut ave u got mate! a shit load of fatso's! thatz what! and if u eva mess with auzzi again ill rip ur stupid head off and throw it to the crocs. Thank you for your patients mate!
Being an Aussie I appreciate the message and your OBVIOUS enthusiasm but you're not really helping our reputation as morons with spelling and grammar like that. It's cool to speak like that, not to type like that.
I'm Aussie and love my country, and you are to by the sounds of things, but what you say will create hate against it, and if you believe making people hate Australia how your doing it is Australian, then i doubt how Australian you are.
Don't be cry to me cause you worthless idiots on the bottom of the world can't get a fucking clue....all Aussies and NZers suck!!! Don't come crying to me when Ayres Rock and the Sydney Opera house get nuked cause you bogans can't stop running your big mouths.
ur a fucking whore. we all know that your country is going down. And whats this about us getting a terrorist atack? Your the ones who had public jets stolen and crashed into the world trade centre so if I were you i would shut the fuck up. Don't mess with Australia man!
I'm American and I think the Arseies have weapons of mass destruction and the sheep plowers are hideing Bin Laden.
Seriously, the whole world knows that NZ couldn't fend off a tribe of African spear chuckers and the Aussies are afraid of thier own shadow. Both are cowardly countries.
LOL. It's the Bushwackers (from WWE) vs Crocodile Dundee and Steve Irwin.
How's it feel knowing you'll always be the lame bitch to the US and England?
I hope Indeonesia decides to teach you both a lesson.
Ever heard of allies? Even if anyone ever tried (they wont) to invade Aus or NZ they would'nt get far. You are a tool, I guess I would be a negative ar*e aswell if I lived in that fu*ked up country you call home.
Blortmigirk clearly you are a fucking idiot who wouldn't know a funny joke if it bit you in the arse. So stop trying to get serious about something that is a joke while you sit there in your fat arse in your camper van you inbred whit trash faggot. There is a good reason why you are known as "seppos" and thats because your full of shit
Blah blah blah. You guys cry and moan all you want but the bottom line is that we are living the good life high on the hog in the good ole US and A and you little pansies are jelous because I live in a country that has some military power. So piss off you Aussie crap buckets and you New Zeland jungle dwellers. See, you're just upset because we were able to fight off the English crown and you are still slaves to the crown. So grow some balls and get on your own and leave the UK. You make me sick.
oh my god, HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHH you really are retarded arn't you your either some 12yr old or your at leas 35 and still iving with your mother. You still don't get it do you? your about as quick as a nuns first curry when it comes to mouthing off. But when it comes to using intelligence your a fuckn sped. Throw off the crown????? what are you a dumbarse....clearly. We would rather have a beer and take the piss out of the likes of you because you never were original or had a sense of humour.
It sounds like BlortMigirk is upset they now have the GREAT ;p Obama as President. I wouldn't use the term African American as i think they are all Americans. Where you hold citizenship is what you are.
BlortMigirk we don't need to start a WAR to leave the the Stupid Monarchy, its called a Referendum.
I can't believe how many retards these ads bring out of the woodwork... On behalf of the rest of the country I apologise for their bad behaviour! Very funny stuff :-) Check out this old vid from Billy T : pgAW2zaGkXU (just add the rest of a youtube url)
I think the Ad was funny, but reading all the comments make me laugh even more! It was only supposed to be a joke, not to be taken seriously! I'm half Australian and half Kiwi, and i can still still find the humour in it! :D
Oh deary me...are (we) NZ'ers still being silly here? Lets face it...the friendly battle between NZ and AUS has always been fought on the sports field...like for eg Rugby...like tonight...
There has been banter between Aus and NZ for ages people. What makes this so bad? Its just a joke. This thread has obviously raised some personal issues in people.... deal with them, instead of tearing each other apart and creating hatred. There is no need for it! I'm Kiwi and I love NZ. I spend heaps of time in nature and have a strong connection to the land.... It makes me feel happy and gives me a sense of humour too. :0)
come on guys, i think this has gone far enough, i'm sure new zealand is an awesome country, there's a difference between taking the piss and being aggressive about it. we all know that our countries have been mates for years and besides a few differences (like we have hotter chicks) they're basically the same. so let's not fight, get together over some (aussie) beer and watch the kiwis get thrashed yet again!
hahaha seriously everyone lighten the fuck up (aussies too) there's nothing wrong with a bit of good natured teasing, as long as it stays in good nature and doesn't degenerate into mindless nationalism.
The adverts are very clever...but of course completely flawed in concept. Half the Aussies would have been celebrating a bit prematurely the night before and missed the 3am flight, a quarter of those that did make it would arrive only to find their stubbies, thongs and Chesty Bonds are ill appointed to fight a country sitting at around zero degrees as we speak, and the last quarter would be Kiwi's looking for a free ride outta there!
payback is a bitch, and yeah you're right we do have more sheep, but we don't root em like you dirty fuckers do! and the reason why you don't hear much about oz over there is..... well you probably don't hear much about anything in the middle of nowhere do ya?
its funny you guy said that we F sheep because u thought we had more sheep but you guys have more sheep so what dose that say about u........ OZ FUCKS SHEEPS AND KANGAROO'S
the funiest thing is that australia has more sheep than NZ does and ozy do much more dodgy things than we do!!!! and no im not implying anything ---- yeah right!
Come to think of it I barely hear anything about Aus from NZ these days, but the Maori and EuroNZers are still at each other's throats so that might be it.
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I am Assie , I like this comedy about NZ because it is funny . I FUCKING HATE LAME ARSE SHEEP SHAGGING CRAP BECAUESE IT IS FUCKINNG LOWER THAN THE TASMAN SEA . WAKE UP DUMB FUCK FELOW AUSSIE FUCKWITS ! SHEEP GAGS DIED 20 YEARS AGO.
everyone is gettin way to political about this seriously. its a joke on a show. its not as tho they were fucking declaring war on new zealand. get over it i thought u mouldis were supposed to be tough aye.
I just gotta grin at this. I'm a Yankee, been to both AU and NZ, loved my time there. This reminds me a lot of the razzing and jabs the we Americans and Canadians do to each other.
fricking genius. as an ex-pat kiwi living in sydney, i have to laugh (cringe) at my fellow NZers' frequently over-sensitive response to this sort of thing. we really need to lighten up New Zealand! besides, even if we lost NZ we'd still have Bondi and a good portion of London. so there! :p
Amusing how the kiwi's take it so personally, I don't see what the big deal is, it's not like we would really want to take nz anyway. I'm stuck in NZ right now and all I read about is large amounts of family violence/abuse, petty crime, and dishonesty, along with a government that doesn't care about the average people... The NZ army is crying out for anybody to sign up because it is undermanned, the airforce disbanded, and the navy has one ship...
mate, you are fucken spot on there hahahaha. but you forgot that our prime minister is a tranny!! im a kiwi, and looking to head to aussie coz i hear most are too lazy to work more than 40 hours a week??
I don't know if it's even right to call it human. Close on the work but it's more the fact our unions fight to give us better working conditions instead of leaving it to employers to exploit the system. Plus we get more stat days and we've had 4 weeks holiday entitlement for a long time now. Not to mention salaries are better and the Aussie Dollar is just about to surpass the American meaning the AUD will be the highest single country currency...
Our wages are so good we don't need to work more than 40 hours a week. You Kiwi's are the working poor no wonder your arriving in Oz by the thousands!! Is it a case of last one switch off the lights.
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I say bring it on you Aussie loosers,Our armed forces might not be flash but we got an abundance of big strong Maori and pacific islanders and hardened hot tempered english that will fucken break you in half!Besides half the gold coast is Kiwi so you would get wasted before you even got the shores,ha ha!
We wouldn't even have to fight you, just slowly move all of your sheep onto boats and as you kiwi's would be blinded by your lust, you'd follow the sheep and leave you precious country uninhabited for us to take. ;)
There's no better day for an invasion than a Monday!
UnknownBroadcaster22 5 months ago
I'm a loyal volunteer, of, the, U,D,A.
ProtestantThomas 5 months ago
"... crack a beer to mark the day we smashed the kiwis!"
FINALLY! You would actually beat us at something.
aahole651 5 months ago
@aahole651 actualy i dont think we would beat you,plus like rommel said Austrlians are better when fighting with Kiwis than not,kiwis are a little cooler and keep the Australians from getting ahead of them selves,(desert generals) its an english book but better than the rest of the english history books.
MrFattyfatfatboy 5 months ago
@MrFattyfatfatboy No, what Rommel actually said was Australians were the best individual enemy soldiers he ever fought, they refused to surrender when surrounded and were utterly superb at conducting night tactical probing raids, but at times they lacked military discipline - particularly when taking orders from a British commander. He thought New Zealanders weren't quite as good soldiers on a one to one basis, but they displayed better discipline and didn't chafe at being under British command.
PresidentZod 2 months ago
@PresidentZod yep and none of them were as good as the selous scouts so you can stop your pissing contest
KaylinJH 3 weeks ago
@KaylinJH The Selous Scouts? LOL
The Aussies and Kiwis were fighting against Hitler's best frontline general and a highly trained enemy equipped with panzers. The Scouts were fighting the Mau Mau - illiterate jungle niggers not long down from the trees and armed primarily with sharpened sticks. Despite this the Scouts still got their arses kicked militarily and had to watch impotently as the nig nogs took over Rhodesia... sorry, Zimbabwe.
When all is said and done the Scouts were utter failures.
PresidentZod 3 weeks ago
@PresidentZod NO! mine is bigger than yours by proxy! its huge!.. idiot.
KaylinJH 3 weeks ago
@KaylinJH Are you Ian Smith's long lost love child or something?
PresidentZod 3 weeks ago
The kiwis deserve war
sporeguyalex 5 months ago
Australia: Hey N.Z we want your land
N.Z: No it's ours
Australia: *Gun pump*
5TheAssassin 11 months ago
but if you invaded us who would do all the work ??
whozyou42 1 year ago 5
There is no way this ad should've won. Disliked.
kuroshashu 1 year ago
no fuking way you getting nz our sheep are smart!! 16mill of those fukers
alljones50 1 year ago
Perfect execution. Very Aussie, and there is nothing more aussie than taking the micky out of the Kiwis.
leafs88nation 1 year ago 5
i cant belive this beat the othe one
CRA0010 1 year ago
@CRA0010 I can this one is so much better with the punch line and delivery and is more amusing to watch
marcooloRCBT1 1 year ago
@marcooloRCBT1 there both good cept the other ones so smart
CRA0010 1 year ago
Dicks
kiwilogaNZ 1 year ago
Load of rubish, those islands are one big krakatoa they could blow any time soon no point taking somthing that will just sink in the sea. Now south africa is another story, yeah yeah the black majority I know but we had that in here and unlike our south african cousins we solved our blck problem.Save your outrage to real injustices and not this shit.
MrFattyfatfatboy 1 year ago
@MrFattyfatfatboy this is a joke off a australian tv show -_-
wtfchomotherdidwhat 1 year ago 2
they wouldnt attack us
wed sick the maoris on em lol
Taull 1 year ago
@Taull Yeah fuck that, no way id fight a maori, big scary bastards <3
Yeah loved this add, gruen transfer best show on tele hands down, besides you gen, luv that shit
bushpigification 1 year ago
@thejake1453: And....with the amount of immirgants already invading australia i for one wouldn`t be surprised the fair dinkum aussie become extinct HAHAHAHA
NZTGI 1 year ago
Australia - please invade us - we need it!
waynebow1 1 year ago
Er... this add is a joke...btw I am ozzie but I still think New Zealand is a nicer country lol.
FishyMoe 1 year ago
@FishyMoe if your a aussie why do u spell it ozzie
MrNissanturbo 1 year ago
@MrNissanturbo i dunno, why do you give a fuck? ozzie aussie same shit different smell.
FishyMoe 1 year ago
If you're gonna get upset by these two ads, just look at the next episode, when they did anti-australian tourism ads. Hopefully that will even your feelings out.
There are a lot more things to get offended over in the world than a comedy show people.
Mafftastic 1 year ago
Some guys don't realise that this is commedy methinks...
Redheadfury 1 year ago
We "kiwis" are some of the most freindliest, warmest people you will find anywhere else, we don`t need a huge armed forces like the australians do, the only threat to us is the weather, However australia is in an area where TERRORISOM is right at their door step with the largest muslim population in the world, they have "obviously" forgotten the hundreds of people who lost their lives in the bali bombings and elsewhere, So "Remember" your BRO`S the americans are a long way from you.
NZTGI 1 year ago
Us Australians also have a strange body appendage.
We call them Testicles.
See, what they do is stop us from being offended by things that are obviously a joke.
Perhaps you too, will, oneday have these 'testicles'.
thejake1453 1 year ago
@thejake1453 I bloody well hope not! The only reason they're strange on Aussies is because they're smaller than everyone else's :P
Ahh I love the cross Tasman rivalry. Your making me miss my mates in QLD. Saw this on comedy central the other day. Awesome. Keep up the good work Aussie, and we'll keep winning the Rugby :D
sumfulla 1 year ago
its funny cuz we'd do it
IAMDAN45 2 years ago
Seems like a good idea. Better move quick because I think John Key and Bill English are on to you. Key is using the poison pill defence at the staggering amount of $450 million of growing Government debt every week. Leave it too long, that might break even the Aussies.
You can be sure to get a warm welcome only watch that you don't get trampled in the stampede heading the other way.
peter12341000 2 years ago
I love those two girls that are jumping up and down with the big hooters they are sexy.
HeyWakeUpPeople 2 years ago
love we should totaly do it we could all use a monday off
689Razor 2 years ago
its totally hilarious
*i am an aussie*
Sad833 2 years ago
Wow, some people didn't read the earlier comments before having an uninformed whinging session... I direct people to Bastard Sixx's comment below on the actual intention of the "ad".
BlackHeartedJester 2 years ago
Haha, thanks. Australian humor really doesn't have boundaries.. Just look at Will Anderson who hosts The Gruen or other comedians like Adam Hills, Dave Hughes and Paul McDermott
BastardSixx 2 years ago
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death to the aussies
aussie aussie aussie DEAD DEEAD DEAD
KautioNstz 2 years ago
Shoosh, or we'll invade you! XD
emmakatenotcake 2 years ago 3
lmao i love Aussie and New Zealand humour
ShitMovies2000 2 years ago
wish new zealand made some comedy videos like that.
boarderx113 2 years ago
We have, years back there were some hilarious ones but now we have tv shows like 7 Days full of humorous mockery
WersomesFacts 2 years ago
how can you accept an add like that on your TV.
tonuhot 2 years ago
It was not real, it was for a tv show called "The Gruen Transfer" and this appeared in the section "The Pitch" where the show has 2 advertising companies make 2 ads to sell the unsellable. The ads are never intended to be shown on TV other then when the show is aired every week.
BastardSixx 2 years ago
I SAY WE FUCKING DO IT. in NZ fucking were all fucking rowdy cunts.
ThatBomber 2 years ago 2
WTF?
tothboy01 2 years ago
ok, one was for eating whales, so its not supposed to be like, hey, let's invsade new zealand! it's a challenging! don't ake it to heart
temmylala 2 years ago
n.z and oz are actually pretty close, we juts lke to pick on eachother as a joke. but we are always there for easchother :]]
LuvNZforevah 2 years ago 67
Exactly.
damosanchex 2 years ago
ahhaha this one is pretty good! the other one was nice up to the point where it showed the military :/
diablogamer45 2 years ago
Why do people always get fired up about these sorts of videos? Take it as the joke it's meant to be and stop having gay little potshots at everyone's countries.
kiwitabber 3 years ago 3
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haha..if there is a ww3..nz will be a super power
indiapatriot08 3 years ago
you're a retard, fuckwit.
hfoejgejperf 2 years ago
i like the other one more. still.... a day off sounds nice
TheRooDog123 3 years ago 2
man nz dont take this to heart it just a challenge between 2 ad agencies
watch the reply theres another 1
pjsmetal 3 years ago
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nz is cool aussie is gay
ShanDom007 3 years ago
hey fuck tard, if aussies and kiwis are so crap why are we liked in the majority of the worlds countries, when your country is up shit creak without a paddle. We like our comedy dick head especially when it comes to our closest alliance new zealand, so fuck off and go get a real life instead on insulting ppl behind a shit screen name.
davefaz87 3 years ago 3
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LOL mess with Australia? Why not? The people in your country are like cartoon characters. You guys are a bunch of jolly goof balls. That's why your country is the joke of the world. LOL just the mention of your country bring snickers. YOU AUSSIES ARE A WALKING, TALKING, FARTING JOKES!
Now tell me this, why in the blue hell would any one want to live in that giant desert you call home? It's a goof ball country with nothing but a bunch of wankers for leaders. There is a Aussie war memorial ha ha
BlortMigirk 3 years ago
And the one with a redneck for a leader is talking LMAO.
giant desert? fuck you're dumb.
Most of australia is semi tropical.
swalesy09 3 years ago 3
we're the joke of the world??? yep ur definately a inbred piece of shit redneck, mate ur country was voted the most hated country in the world
ozyboyz2 3 years ago
We Brits are going to agree with u on that one :P
kibblesworth 2 years ago 2
At least we dont pretend to be funny.
crampometer46 3 years ago 16
geeze blort if u dont like auzzie then u dont like anything! auzzie is the home of everything! we have 7 seven wonders of the world!! beer,girls,beaches,land,parties,friends and people! whut ave u got mate! a shit load of fatso's! thatz what! and if u eva mess with auzzi again ill rip ur stupid head off and throw it to the crocs. Thank you for your patients mate!
crazy123atom 2 years ago
Being an Aussie I appreciate the message and your OBVIOUS enthusiasm but you're not really helping our reputation as morons with spelling and grammar like that. It's cool to speak like that, not to type like that.
fitzgibbon01 2 years ago 4
yeah to everyone else out there we're actually a great and highly LITERATE country..
joycie1bannercheck 2 years ago
no actually, you dont have 7 wonders of the world, you have ONE OF the seven.
ShitMovies2000 2 years ago
I'm Aussie and love my country, and you are to by the sounds of things, but what you say will create hate against it, and if you believe making people hate Australia how your doing it is Australian, then i doubt how Australian you are.
GetYourAlbatros 2 years ago
Haha, loved this episode.
I love that you youtubers are taking this out of context.
RyelleBlitz 3 years ago 3
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Don't be cry to me cause you worthless idiots on the bottom of the world can't get a fucking clue....all Aussies and NZers suck!!! Don't come crying to me when Ayres Rock and the Sydney Opera house get nuked cause you bogans can't stop running your big mouths.
BlortMigirk 3 years ago
ur a fucking whore. we all know that your country is going down. And whats this about us getting a terrorist atack? Your the ones who had public jets stolen and crashed into the world trade centre so if I were you i would shut the fuck up. Don't mess with Australia man!
mastertangenator 3 years ago 3
Blortmigirk.... grow up buddy.. stop being some redneck yank who clearly has no idea about what he is talking about!
griffi5 3 years ago
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I'm American and I think the Arseies have weapons of mass destruction and the sheep plowers are hideing Bin Laden.
Seriously, the whole world knows that NZ couldn't fend off a tribe of African spear chuckers and the Aussies are afraid of thier own shadow. Both are cowardly countries.
LOL. It's the Bushwackers (from WWE) vs Crocodile Dundee and Steve Irwin.
How's it feel knowing you'll always be the lame bitch to the US and England?
I hope Indeonesia decides to teach you both a lesson.
BlortMigirk 3 years ago
Watching WWE makes you the lowest life form on earth.
ytbentrlldkt 3 years ago
Ever heard of allies? Even if anyone ever tried (they wont) to invade Aus or NZ they would'nt get far. You are a tool, I guess I would be a negative ar*e aswell if I lived in that fu*ked up country you call home.
NZ500D 3 years ago
Blortmigirk clearly you are a fucking idiot who wouldn't know a funny joke if it bit you in the arse. So stop trying to get serious about something that is a joke while you sit there in your fat arse in your camper van you inbred whit trash faggot. There is a good reason why you are known as "seppos" and thats because your full of shit
bcrond 3 years ago
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Blah blah blah. You guys cry and moan all you want but the bottom line is that we are living the good life high on the hog in the good ole US and A and you little pansies are jelous because I live in a country that has some military power. So piss off you Aussie crap buckets and you New Zeland jungle dwellers. See, you're just upset because we were able to fight off the English crown and you are still slaves to the crown. So grow some balls and get on your own and leave the UK. You make me sick.
BlortMigirk 3 years ago
oh my god, HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHH you really are retarded arn't you your either some 12yr old or your at leas 35 and still iving with your mother. You still don't get it do you? your about as quick as a nuns first curry when it comes to mouthing off. But when it comes to using intelligence your a fuckn sped. Throw off the crown????? what are you a dumbarse....clearly. We would rather have a beer and take the piss out of the likes of you because you never were original or had a sense of humour.
bcrond 3 years ago
oh well, hope you are going to enjoy your depression.
Exalt4KoRn 3 years ago
It sounds like BlortMigirk is upset they now have the GREAT ;p Obama as President. I wouldn't use the term African American as i think they are all Americans. Where you hold citizenship is what you are.
BlortMigirk we don't need to start a WAR to leave the the Stupid Monarchy, its called a Referendum.
ljraggy 3 years ago
anyone who thinks this ad is fair dinkum is a retard. It was part of a segment on a show called The Gruen Transfer.
You guys are almost as funny as the ad.
hiobenny 3 years ago
Funny......Ha ha haha!!!!!
mokopuna1 3 years ago
I can't believe how many retards these ads bring out of the woodwork... On behalf of the rest of the country I apologise for their bad behaviour! Very funny stuff :-) Check out this old vid from Billy T : pgAW2zaGkXU (just add the rest of a youtube url)
fredio54 3 years ago
lol
deathofgothmog 3 years ago
Lol, take it easy fellas, twas a joke. Were not gonna rush out and invade new zealand.
AussieRepublican 3 years ago
hey man imma a kiwi and that ads funny.
maorionly 3 years ago
I think the Ad was funny, but reading all the comments make me laugh even more! It was only supposed to be a joke, not to be taken seriously! I'm half Australian and half Kiwi, and i can still still find the humour in it! :D
Zoe652 3 years ago
chill out mates this is just a joke, if u watch the show and watched the show the week after this one you will realise the NZers got 1 back
Grogan1988 3 years ago 2
are u a aussie mate
linkszxx 3 years ago
u assies should just kick bac and give abo's there land bak
linkszxx 3 years ago
we are!
Grogan1988 3 years ago
i know i should just kick back aye lol
linkszxx 3 years ago
Oh deary me...are (we) NZ'ers still being silly here? Lets face it...the friendly battle between NZ and AUS has always been fought on the sports field...like for eg Rugby...like tonight...
FOOFTR 3 years ago
well im half aussie and half kiwi. so fuck it, lets do it :D
CaptainSolid 3 years ago
that comment was meant for the oh so charming 'eyewhrenchee' for his reply to my comment..
nadinedavita 3 years ago
There has been banter between Aus and NZ for ages people. What makes this so bad? Its just a joke. This thread has obviously raised some personal issues in people.... deal with them, instead of tearing each other apart and creating hatred. There is no need for it! I'm Kiwi and I love NZ. I spend heaps of time in nature and have a strong connection to the land.... It makes me feel happy and gives me a sense of humour too. :0)
nadinedavita 3 years ago
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Yeah we know how you kiwis connect yourself to nature ba ba bab ha haha.
eyewrenchee 3 years ago
Yeah baby! hehe
nadinedavita 3 years ago
"...it'll be over by lunchtime." HaHaHaaa!
nullliner 3 years ago
that's it kusch, that 'on the front line' vid was hilarious! as well as some of the l&p drink ads i checked out, you kiwis crack me up!
"world famous in NZ since ages ago!" hahahahaha
funny bastards.
mayfieldsfinest 3 years ago
good on you mayfieldsfinest.
that's exactly what i reckon.
kiwis and aussie's just calm down and lighten up. it's hilarious.
pitch something about australia. we'll laugh if it's funny.
just go easy.
Kuschbro 3 years ago
come on guys, i think this has gone far enough, i'm sure new zealand is an awesome country, there's a difference between taking the piss and being aggressive about it. we all know that our countries have been mates for years and besides a few differences (like we have hotter chicks) they're basically the same. so let's not fight, get together over some (aussie) beer and watch the kiwis get thrashed yet again!
mayfieldsfinest 3 years ago 3
hahaha seriously everyone lighten the fuck up (aussies too) there's nothing wrong with a bit of good natured teasing, as long as it stays in good nature and doesn't degenerate into mindless nationalism.
mayfieldsfinest 3 years ago 4
the beauford is full of em
phukitok 3 years ago
at what being worse than the asussies??
theguy776 3 years ago
The adverts are very clever...but of course completely flawed in concept. Half the Aussies would have been celebrating a bit prematurely the night before and missed the 3am flight, a quarter of those that did make it would arrive only to find their stubbies, thongs and Chesty Bonds are ill appointed to fight a country sitting at around zero degrees as we speak, and the last quarter would be Kiwi's looking for a free ride outta there!
FOOFTR 3 years ago
AUSSIES ARE JUST ANGRY because U.S.A AND OTHER COUNTRIES MOCKS THEM AND IT WOULD BE AU VS NZ AND PACIFIC ISLANDS AND U.S.A WILL JOIN US
HAHAHHAHH JUST KIDDIN I KNOW ITS A JOKE IM JUST JOKIN BAK
linkszxx 3 years ago
What are you on bro?
McAndy89 3 years ago
on crack cuz
linkszxx 3 years ago
ur a dum kiwi go f*** a sheep
spindaroo 3 years ago
ok ill go f*** ur mum its the same thing lol
just kick bak cuzz
linkszxx 3 years ago 2
we may fuck them, but you eat them after we're done with them, enjoy your jizz fellas
5CPG5 3 years ago
omg.
best call ever.
*hi5*
squidbracketbubble 2 years ago
Q: How do wipe out half the population of NZ?
A: Bomb the Centrelink in Bondi.
imogapils 3 years ago
about time, they've been invading us for years!
payback is a bitch, and yeah you're right we do have more sheep, but we don't root em like you dirty fuckers do! and the reason why you don't hear much about oz over there is..... well you probably don't hear much about anything in the middle of nowhere do ya?
sheep rooters.
mayfieldsfinest 3 years ago
its funny you guy said that we F sheep because u thought we had more sheep but you guys have more sheep so what dose that say about u........ OZ FUCKS SHEEPS AND KANGAROO'S
linkszxx 3 years ago
Extremely funny! :D Laughed at this ad-like this one more than the other. :)
TooSoonTooYoung 3 years ago
the funiest thing is that australia has more sheep than NZ does and ozy do much more dodgy things than we do!!!! and no im not implying anything ---- yeah right!
Kiwisrlegendry 3 years ago
More sheep in absolute numbers, but you have more than twice as many per head than we do.
imogapils 3 years ago
i was standing in maccas when 15 aussies began beating a kiwi.
soon after the police arrived and said are you the witness i said yeah.
they said why didnt you help?
I said i thought 15 was enough
phukitok 3 years ago 3
very nice, i like
greenimp111 3 years ago
What so let me guess the kiwi was wasting all 15 and you were to scared to do anything.
Kiwisrlegendry 3 years ago
it was just a joke bro, if it was real iwould have got my burger and left
phukitok 3 years ago
And they're terrists too.
albatross2147 3 years ago
That's really quite funny.
and I agree with gpigst - sheep jokes are so old now. get something new to taunt us about, Aussies.
highfivehangten 3 years ago 2
do they still do that?
Come to think of it I barely hear anything about Aus from NZ these days, but the Maori and EuroNZers are still at each other's throats so that might be it.
166Eric 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA! I'm brittish and i find that funny!!!
evietibbatts 3 years ago
stay out of it, its between us kiwis and those f aussies
Kiwisrlegendry 3 years ago
Why cause you lost to Maoris? Treaty of Waitangi ring a bell?
McAndy89 3 years ago
Haha 'itl be over by lunchtime' :-D
kiwibuffon 3 years ago
Champagne TV! I'd kill for a day off at the back end of the year.
835189 3 years ago
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I am Assie , I like this comedy about NZ because it is funny . I FUCKING HATE LAME ARSE SHEEP SHAGGING CRAP BECAUESE IT IS FUCKINNG LOWER THAN THE TASMAN SEA . WAKE UP DUMB FUCK FELOW AUSSIE FUCKWITS ! SHEEP GAGS DIED 20 YEARS AGO.
gpigst 3 years ago
yeah... but there are some good ones out there, you gotta admit that
kaiyam1 3 years ago
Apparently the Kiwis get a right of reply on the last epidode of the year... That's scheduled for July 30th..
C'mon fellas it IS only meant to be a joke - don't take it too seriously...
- A.
anthrass 3 years ago
Yer i agree i liked the 2nd one better but this one won.. what.. we didnt declare war on NZ for real?? *Throws Away Army Enlisting Form*
Lathania 3 years ago
where do i sign up LOL i reckon the local bowls club's 2nd 11 could take out un zed LMAO
grant66 3 years ago
It's the kind of thing an aussie would invade another country for a day off.
LoL
Tackitis 3 years ago
I have to say I liked the second one better
dtayl93 3 years ago
I'm a kiwi and I thought this vid was hilarious! I guess some people cant take a joke tho.
mrzen256 3 years ago
everyone is gettin way to political about this seriously. its a joke on a show. its not as tho they were fucking declaring war on new zealand. get over it i thought u mouldis were supposed to be tough aye.
jeez.
iitchbae 3 years ago
NZ has 20 mill woolly suicide soldiers - come and get some suckers!
unit6128 3 years ago
nz only looks bad because of helen clark she spends all nz armys/airforces money on her self and dosen't care about nz
i got nothing against this add i thinks it is funny as hell! have a joke the aussies should use it for a recruiting add
theguy776 3 years ago
awesome what a great idea lol.
jezzr101 3 years ago
Hehe,
I just gotta grin at this. I'm a Yankee, been to both AU and NZ, loved my time there. This reminds me a lot of the razzing and jabs the we Americans and Canadians do to each other.
Cheers to you both AU and NZ!
SoberFix 3 years ago 4
fricking genius. as an ex-pat kiwi living in sydney, i have to laugh (cringe) at my fellow NZers' frequently over-sensitive response to this sort of thing. we really need to lighten up New Zealand! besides, even if we lost NZ we'd still have Bondi and a good portion of London. so there! :p
redcapfilms 3 years ago 5
When are you going back? Your country needs you.
eyewrenchee 3 years ago
Then the US can have Operation: Kiwi Freedom, giving us the perfect excuse to steal all your natural resources. Woot.
WindupAtheist 3 years ago 4
You sir are an idiot
Airforce1Gunny 3 years ago
All we need to do is effectively label the sheep as "extremists" for a valid cause.
LoneWolf9p 3 years ago
Amusing how the kiwi's take it so personally, I don't see what the big deal is, it's not like we would really want to take nz anyway. I'm stuck in NZ right now and all I read about is large amounts of family violence/abuse, petty crime, and dishonesty, along with a government that doesn't care about the average people... The NZ army is crying out for anybody to sign up because it is undermanned, the airforce disbanded, and the navy has one ship...
JJWolfgang 3 years ago 5
Yeah but it's pretty......
vandalsambar 3 years ago 2
mate, you are fucken spot on there hahahaha. but you forgot that our prime minister is a tranny!! im a kiwi, and looking to head to aussie coz i hear most are too lazy to work more than 40 hours a week??
garynz345 3 years ago
I don't know if it's even right to call it human. Close on the work but it's more the fact our unions fight to give us better working conditions instead of leaving it to employers to exploit the system. Plus we get more stat days and we've had 4 weeks holiday entitlement for a long time now. Not to mention salaries are better and the Aussie Dollar is just about to surpass the American meaning the AUD will be the highest single country currency...
JJWolfgang 3 years ago 3
Wish all you Kiwis would just stay the hell in damn NZ. And the ones that are here should just piss off back home.
There is already 1 million to many of you here already.
eyewrenchee 3 years ago
just because we are cooler than u!
theguy776 3 years ago
You just keep telling yourself that mate.
eyewrenchee 3 years ago
Our wages are so good we don't need to work more than 40 hours a week. You Kiwi's are the working poor no wonder your arriving in Oz by the thousands!! Is it a case of last one switch off the lights.
SuperBrightNova 3 years ago
yeah i think so!! when i get my arse into gear thats where i'm heading, and besides, the women in aussie are better looking to!
garynz345 3 years ago
actually , i thought OZ pay was pretty poor, that's why we seem to all move to Britian !
Barsopen1970 3 years ago
Even better piss off there to damn shit hole Pommieland overcast and raining reminds you of home doesn't it, damn kiwis.
eyewrenchee 3 years ago
But the standard of living is worse in Britain, hence why tons of Brits are moving to Australia and NZ.
McAndy89 3 years ago
hey its 3 or 4!!!!
theguy776 3 years ago
hahahhaa fkn aussies
appleglory 3 years ago 3
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What can't you spell fucken?
Typical kiwi better get yourself spell check mate.
eyewrenchee 3 years ago
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haha i can spell how ever the fuk i want u gay cunt.
at least i ant gay like u. the truth hurts,,, but not as much as ur boyfrnds dick up ur bum
appleglory 3 years ago
You might be big Maori but even they aren't bullet proof!!!!
thaimeatpie 3 years ago 3
yes they are?
Kiwisrlegendry 3 years ago
Yeah big all right and not muscle just fat.
eyewrenchee 3 years ago
Lol something the aussies can only dream of
hayden1250 3 years ago
You're embarrassing, please go to the Gold Coast.
npmarshall 3 years ago
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I say bring it on you Aussie loosers,Our armed forces might not be flash but we got an abundance of big strong Maori and pacific islanders and hardened hot tempered english that will fucken break you in half!Besides half the gold coast is Kiwi so you would get wasted before you even got the shores,ha ha!
drunkonlove 3 years ago
Settle down mate, it's only a piss-take.
supernoob3000 3 years ago 4
are you all there mentally mate? jesus.
ViceVirtue 3 years ago 4
We wouldn't even have to fight you, just slowly move all of your sheep onto boats and as you kiwi's would be blinded by your lust, you'd follow the sheep and leave you precious country uninhabited for us to take. ;)
TheQueenofRussia 3 years ago 7
Loosers?
cwegers 3 years ago