Massengil Douche Commercial

[emlodik]

What kind of a whore do thou have to be to choose extra cleansing?

[rha101]

Just remember you can’t take them on airplanes anymore--so douche before you board.

[TomsFriendKake]

Puraclean = bleech.

[MsMariObsession69]

Extra mild for clean coochies & extra cleansing for dirty, fishy coochies

[gogogadetname]

"Extra Mild....WTF?!?!

[maxpowr90]

These girls could use some Massengil...

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[lurch321]

Does the God Warrior also douche?

[muffmaster71]

"I choose extra cleansing.......because my twat smells like milk that's five weeks past the expiration date!"

[cdbeesee112783]

Extra cleansing? Does that mean her vagina is dirtier than her mom's?

[ilikemonkeysss]

@cdbeesee112783 Probably. lol

[thatUkrainianguy]

eew...

[TheMilagros59]

MORNINGS...

[Paulbarbato]

Loved the "God warrior" touch at the end

[iloveoreos15]

My mom would walk away if I started talking to her about this.

[1GodOnlyOne]

Delightful -- simply delightful!

[patrick9648]

I wonder if it comes in Balsamic Vinagerette and extra virgin olive oil with cracked peppercorns.

[Baldgol4]

It makes a great salad dressing too.

[allinyamomsvaj]

Not fair. Extra cleansing AND extra mild. These broads got two choices at crotch cleanin' and I'm settin' here with a ballsack that smells like I ran a marathon with bleu cheese in my pants.

[CyberHangman]

What a bunch of douche bags. xD LOL

[Brue2]

WTF did i just watch.

[Gideon6640man]

Extra cleansing? so the original was a placebo? nasty.

[CaelestisPeste]

The leader of douches for over 73 years.

[OanyThePony]

extra cleansing.....cause the daughters a dirty bitch

[bloodandbones9]

@OanyThePony Lmao!!!!



[kaobasa]

@dbzman1985 LOL WHAT A FUNNY JOKE! TAKING THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE WHO DISLIKE IN CORRELATION WITH THE VIDEO!! THAT'S GENIUS!!!!

[Mrrandomshowman]

giggidy

[StewieGriffin2009]

Daughter: Mom, my cunt stinks.

Mother: Then douche the fucking thing.

Daughter: Um...

Mother: Well what the fuck are you waiting for? A demonstration?

Daughter:..It's just...I don't...um...

Mother: Oh for Christ's sake. *removes douche from box*.

Mother: Just jam this end up your twat and squeeze. Then get me a fucking vodka, I'm dying of thirst over here.

Daughter:...um, thanks Mom.

Mother: Oh just get in the fucking bathroom. I don't want to see your face.

[acompanyofwolves]

daughter: "i choose extra cleansing".. mom: "yeah, slut"

[TripleRainbowify]

"The only douche with no additives!"

[shom16200]

Wow, unbelievable that a commercial completely dedicated to the cleanliness of a woman snatch can be equally clean of any dirty references (except the word "douche") :-P

[bookemdanomite]

For some reason I have a craving for fish and chips.

[somewhatlongdong]

"I choose extra cleansing," because her pussy really stinks!

[sassycast]

Extra Cleansing, for extra dirty vaginas.

[Crime1234management]

Italian douche = shower

We use the Italian French European definition in the U.K. A device for bathing by which water is made to fall on the body from a height, either from a tank or by the action of a pump. An instance of using of this device in order to bathe oneself.

[TheEffingBandit]

I use Extra Cleansing!

[Baldgol4]

Wash your coochie or use it on yolur salad...

[melodymx86]

extra dirty pussy, extra clensing!

[cvillekeith]

I think they both need drain-o instead.

[newyorkment]

I can't believe this was real, omfg. all new douche comercials should feature the cast of the Jersey Shore

[SuperFantasticTV]

@newyorkment they prolly havnt heard of the word douche

[calalilygirl]

@newyorkment These were pathetic when on air. Thankfully I haven't seen one in a long time. Years ago you were constantly bombarded with them starting in the late 1970's.

[Widmerpool99]

"I choose extra cleansing. My flange is red raw and I'm in agony, but at least I smell nice. Uh-oh... gangrene!"

[8MCDonalds8]

"Is your snatch just putrid and foul?" These are pretty disgusting!!!

[mdsftx]

I remember like it was yesterday when this first came out about 35 years ago. My mother couldn't believe it and the rest of us, all boys and Dad, were laughing our butts off. We were stunned that they would actually play that on television at the time.

This commercial was FAR worse than any Viagra or Cialas commercial of today. Back then it was considered offensive. Still is. BTW MattyE, your comment had me cryin'.

[AdamBomb669]

What she is really saying is "I need the extra cleansing, my vagina smells like someone shit on week old salmon that was rubbed on a football players pits after a game with no deodorant on. But that's ok, my cunt tastes like peanut butter cups."

[newyorkment]

@AdamBomb669 you said it... *throws up thinking about it* whats sad is I've been with chicks who are like that even after douching, its fucking disgusting.

[CATFISHratcoon]

ROFL EXTRA MILD!!!!

[danecook321]

... Uh huh huh huh, she said "douche"!... Uh huh huh huh!

[JeffroTV]

Does girls really talk about which douche they use with their mom? lol. I choose industrial strength douche

[Jefgg]

Everyone tells me that I am a douche. How come I have never been approached to appear in one of these commercials?

[Jefgg]

Is it just me or do these women seem way too happy to be discussing douching? I would rather do the mom than the skanky daughter who needs the extra strength douche. Why doesn't she just buy Janitor In A Drum?

[HEBisreal]

they are talking about  your Mom's Boyfriend

[PIECREST]

I'm not used to people using 'douche" in it's real definition

[TheOnlyTechnoFish]

I don't have a vagina but, wouldn't vinigar sting like fuck if you douched it up in there?

[ThomasHayden1995]

I swear, I thought she said the only douche with no 'attitude!' I was laughing on the floor.

[MattyE1987]

The daughter must have a extra scroungy cooter she needs the industrial strength verison!

[grover11606]

Ooh extra clensing, extra mild, well what about extra spicy? Dangit!

[howcanyoudothistome1]

2 : clean so in fact 'Douching' Makes u less clean. Because ur vagina no longer has all of those vital elements, u are more vunerable to infections and yeast infections.

Just clean it with a ph balanced cleanser and warm water and it will be fine... don't douche ladies its silly lol

[howcanyoudothistome1]

1Cleansing .. lol Douching isn't healthy full stop, I live in the uk and woman here don't really douche, i've never even seen a douchin commercial until now. The vagina naturally cleans its self, so douching would only wash out all of the natural bacteria and the think that the vagina needs in order to keep its self clean, so the fact that the commercial is telling about extra cleansing is actually a contradiction. Douching depelets ur vagina of all the things it needs in order to keep its self

[SirReal1958]

Makes you wonder what in real life these actresses were going through. Rehearsing their lines about a stinky vagina and how to make douching seem to be an enjoyable process. Wondering how many people they know will see them appear in this embarrassing commercial. Future auditions where the director will say, "Oh yeah, I remember seeing you in that douche commercial."

[vikigirl14997]

this is so embarrassing. if a woman really needed to douche her snatch... then she would look it up on her own time.



[bananaPLEASE]

@vikigirl14997 

[gingerbreadcorpses]

OKAY MOM, WHICH HAND HAS THE NEWEST IDEA IN DOUCHES BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[curlytoes79]

Puraclean = Drano

[TheNineinchsnails]

wow i feel like a real douche...wow thats a terrible pun

[SoWachuWan]

Hahaha I loved this in Family Guy.

Ummm mom, do you ever feel dirty?

I don't follow you.

Mom, do you feel dirty, down "there"?

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, hell no.

[craponnaruto]

Douche = masturbate

[ffairlane57]

The Massengill ads are the source of th strangest swear words ever known to the English language, particularly in the United States.

[NanaNarcotic]

The comments always make me laugh so hard.

[mewmaster151]

hey mom lets go wash our vaginas out with noxious chemicals that will erode the lining of out skoosh boxes ,!!! itl be ever so fun!

[kinoptika]

Let's douche each other, mom!

[kinoptika]

If I only had TWO vaginas!

[EnigmaticUnseen]

There were a couple girls I dated in my teenage years that I would have presented the douche with the same enthusiasm. Trust me.

[blueoystercub]

Stinky twats must run in their family

[jimbailey69]

I'm going to run out to the store right now to buy a douche. Anybody else need one while I'm there?

[Pinknarf95]

Wouldn't vinegar 'up in thar' be a bit, I don't know... stingy? I wouldn't know, because I haven't tried it, but just wondering, because it's an acid. O_o

[papalolita]

@Pinknarf95 The vagina is naturally acidic, so vinegar feels right at home in the meat hole.

[Pinknarf95]

@papalolita Thanks a lot. :3 Another thing about my body I didn't know! XD (I learn something new every day!)

[wowconqerer99]

Hmmm, do you know the latest idea in Douches? NEW DOUCHE EXTREME!!! Now you can have the cleanlyness AND mildness of both our fine Douches!! Warning: Not for children 6 Months and younger. Not for women older than 82. Should only be applied by the male counter-part. Ask your doctor if a Douche is right for you.

Side effects include: NON STOP RAPE, migraines, and the feeling that your a whore.

[Jannsmith]

Douching may be very dangerous including disturbing the chemical and microbial balance of that area possibly leading to bladder (urinary tract infections/UTI), ectopic (outside of the uterus/womb) pregnancy and other health problems. Thanks for posting the vintage (at least 20 years old) commercial though :)

[Jannsmith]

@Jannsmith - I meant to put a parenthesis after the word "tract" :)

[xRequiem666]

Me and my mother always bond with douches... what?

[amdinunzio1]

newest idea in douches? wtf? and she sounds so excited about it.... lol

[ichigatsujohn]

Would have been funny if the daughter said to mom 'Actually, mom, you need extra cleansing...'

[zz4guy]

seriously, is this commercial a joke? I cant believe they'd actualy advertise this on tv

[DaibloDBZ]

Douchebags make people happy?

Wow, Now I Know why God gave us Uwe Boll

[hookyboysb]

The only douche with no additives!

They make it sound like it's better than a normal douche!

[twilightisme11]

hahaha!!!!!!!! thats so funny!!! hahaha cuz everybody talks with their mom like that!!!! NOT!!!

[ZenomorphJim2039]

Theyre so excited - whats in that shit?

[MrBajiggity]

extra cleansings for that cheap hoe

[MrAccordionPimp]

in the 1970's and 1980's Douching was a way Mother and Daughter could Bond

[chibicelchan]

Damn, ladies! Calm down!

[N37BU6]

0:24

[N37BU6]

I see 4 douches...

[charleskilo]

omg that old lady is the mrs butters worth lady voice my life is strange, never will i be the same while eating pancakes

[SarahBellum666]

Oh. My. God. As a woman, this is totally embarrassing... ugh. I cant believe they thought this was a good idea. You arnt even supposed to use those fucking things, so bad for you. Anywhoo- off topic, this was hilarious!

[LordLegless]

Now I can use either really strong vinegar to burn my vag severely, or mild vinegar if I only want a bit of light agony. Fuck yeah!

[MENVUNOT]

Lol! that is the truth burn you a new hole wont it HA! HA!

[MrMattWebb]

so glad im a dude

[badwolf73]

I wonder if they come in fruit flavors?

[Baldgol4]

Yea, I remember talking to my mom about sticking something up my rear end too.

[MrBarackObama]

I'm going to get Michelle a case of that extra cleansing... lord knows, she needs it.

[Baldgol4]

A lot of women douche even though doctor;s do not recommend it and it may cause vaginal infections. Women a paranoid about their coochie smelling bad. That natual odor is healthy and men find it erotic, so leave it alone girls.

[MrRCOLA]

i dont know what men you are talking to but that was disgusting please stop

[ElizaDay66]

I had uncomfortable moments w/ my mom asking her exactly what a douche was when these commercials would air.

[Jorzef84]

i was thinking when i woke up this morning...."hmm, i could really do with washing myself down with some douche"

[paulmercy]

Giddy with anticipation, a tightly permed Mormon finally springs her laboriously planned surprise on her hearing impaired mother. The apple-cheeked pair then spend the rest of the afternoon 6 inches apart as they enthuse loudly over choices in vaginal hygeine. Tune in next week as they campaign to oppress human rights with all the confidence that only a rigorously fresh vagina affords.

[ShanesTubes]

@paulmercy dude, you're awesome...

[CimChim]

@paulmercy - I adore you! very, very funny!!

[buck62sugar]

@paulmercy Giddy with anticipation, a tightly permed Mormon finally springs her laboriously planned surprise on her hearing impaired mother. The apple-cheeked pair then spend the rest of the afternoon 6 inches apart as they enthuse loudly over choices in vaginal hygeine. Tune in next week as they campaign to oppress human rights with all the confidence that only a rigorously fresh vagina affords..............

Your comment was so funny and spot-on, I lost any desire to post one myself. Kudos.

[Baldgol4]

I hate the taste of that stuff.

[blumpkination]

Wow...What douches!

[monicannabella]

Extra mild, wtf. That's like buying an extra medium shirt.

[johann99]

You can tell she needs extra cleansing just by looking at her.

[BenRules05]

this made my day

[jons44]

Pussy must have been nasty in the 80's.  I'm glad I was too young to have sex back then.

[letigre2]

No woman in the real world is this jacked on cleansing her vag.

[abomb1x1]

yea that lady would need extra clensing

[papalolita]

Douche with Listerine.

[andrecp]

do you douche? lol

[JuanDeSoCal]

wash those stinky pussies!

[Baldgol4]

No more smelling like a dead fish sweetheart. Try the new gasoline douche.

[newunited0606]

lol learned about this in health today, a douche bag is a bag of water and vinegar the you use to clean the vagina. And yes this is where the term douche bag comes from

[claynoid]

who asked you bill nye?

[fingerzskates]

im 12 and stupid. ahaha. wtf is a douche for? and how do you use it? im curious..never learned about this but i saw it in my mom's bathroom 0.o

[lorryknows]

you dont wanna know.

really

[fingerzskates]

yeah i do what is it

[watashiwa100]

its to wash your........privet

[mahcatiscool]

douche means to wash your vagina lol

[curlytoes79]

"I choose the industrial-strength Drano formula!"

[eddiecmusic]

Extra Cleansing... for those extra dirty snootches!

[omgremanproductions]

what the fuck?

[halfingr]

I always prefer my douches both extra mild AND extra cleansing...

And without their collars popped.

[branquela82]

Oh, boy! Two choices! I NEED to get my mom on the phone.

[bananaPLEASE]

The girl in blue must be a real skank if she needs the extra cleansing one.

[vikigirl14997]

@bananaPLEASE you made me lol, literallly(:

[queenzlink247]

@bananaPLEASE id hit it

[bananaPLEASE]

@queenzlink247

Ugh...  HAHAHA!

I can't get over how cheesy this ad is!

[jonathanjwf]

Leader of 73 years of FAIL

[urgrrl96]

what does it even mean to douche?

[Karmalize]

vinegar just seems like the worst idea ever. i want to see part ii

[Tryscal2]

ugh fuck these old commericals

thank god nobody douches anymore

i mean vinegar and shit? how did men back then deal with it

[meredumais]

Agree wholeheartedly. I'd like to add, though, that douching with vinegar (gag) surely was no party for the womenfolk, either. My mother's generation were all big on douching, and she assumed I'd follow suit. I had to deliver the sad news that I was going to be the firt to break away from family tradition. The mere thought of it makes me really queasy, and I'm not squeamish. Can't believe Massengill and Summer's Eve are still even in business...sigh...

[mburstino]

Wonderful, a new brand of shampoo

[Flashlight1996]

Is this product legal? XD

[thatkush313]

You're doing it wrong.

[suckfist]

Looks bad, but I'm so glad women do that.

[classybiiird]

Women don't do that... It's unhealthy.

[deltagraph]

hey mom why do you need and extra mild douche????

[CarpoolKathleen]

The implication it's moving toward, somehow, is that they're going to now douche together.

Chills.

Oh god........

[verycoolnin]

wow

[princesstinymeat]

I wanna put this in my butt.

[japanesehams]

whats with the god warrior at the very end? id prefer not to be reminded of her crazy ass

[BluePandada]

IT WAS SO DARK-SIDED

[TheEvilPuppy]

What the hell?!

[rabidusuniversum]

Turns out they both developed cervical cancer from using these douches too often.. Puraclean turns out to be a caustic concoction of household bleach and amonia.. but boy, did it clean your cunt out something fierce..

[apuppetapuh]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[MelvinScout]

The younger girl pretty much admitted that she's stankier than the older broad

[apuppetapuh]

oh god! I'm laughing too much at these comments

[MoshiPetit]

I was expecting the younger woman to say, "Now we can douche together and have the same fresh feeling!"

[georgehwbush]

Douchy!

[KristyBlisty]

This is too wierd...

[taylordeanTJ]

wow ROFL

[mguyx]

0:23 "Extra mild , for me."

"I choose Extra Clensing!"

Would that be because of the smell?

[filledfast]

well..could be worse...could have been an enema commercial ...

[GxRusso1217]

The last two seconds are my favorite.[=

[swordsmanruler]

i no that was fucking halarios

aaahhhggg

[betaBoomer]

she chooses extra cleansing because she's a ho

[Anarchist86ed]

if only they knew at the time the word they were saying would become an insult.

How awesome it would have been if one of them had said "wow, that's some douche".

[badgerclementine]

you sir are hilarious...

[StewieGriffin2009]

Girl: Hey Mom. My vagina has been emitting a sort of buzzing sound lately and all the house plants have been wilting whenever I uncross my legs. Whatever could be the matter?

Mother: Oh not to worry dear. The buzzing sound you hear is from the houseflies that have begun nesting in your birth canal. And the house plants are wilting because your cunt smells like rotting fish.

Girl: But what should I do about it?

[garycalgary]

you are hillarious

[StewieGriffin2009]

Always a pleasure ; )

[StewieGriffin2009]

Mother: Why, try Massengil of course! It's the only douche with concentrated amounts of hydrofluoric acid to give you that deep down, freshly clean feeling. And with the added bonus of rendering you raw and barren after only a couple of applications, you can carry on whoring yourself all over town safe in the knowledge that I'll never have to deal with any bastard crack babies.

Girl: Gee Mom, how'd you get so smart?

Mother: I guess it's because they pay me to say these things!