Chris Rock on Relationships Satisfying Women.avi

[jgworkstation]

Great boob ripple at 5:44

[poopoocoffeecan]

2:16 so true

[21sam578]

3:27 sooo fucking true omg lol

[RJManners1]

This is so true!

[manarn1]

god bless CSI

[nunocspinto]

5 women saw this video!

[WakeTheBeast666]

Any guy who doesnt make his future wife sign a prenup  before marriage is a fuck up

[vipernb47]

@WakeTheBeast666 unless u dont got shit haha

[Nevann99]

Shirley from Community at 4:31

[Ioulum]

Only idiot men will marry.

[bettyjtanner]

That is so true the only thing that stopped u from doing it is an episode of C.S.I.

[1niloc3]

but this man crazy lol. first time i am seeing his stand up bits and im just amazed lol.

[GAkopyan31]

I am a grown woman and I can't agree with Chris more...I can't deal with the illogical methods of argument that my girlfriends propose, and they will argue up and down about some crap that has nothing to do with anything just to irritate the shit out of you until you give in...and guess what? Based on those grounds, they immediately come out "right." No wonder I get along with men way way way more....thank God I'm straight, because I feel very, VERY sorry for heterosexual men lol.

[kerrigor778]

@GAkopyan31 I suppose you also hate the constant back stabbing and blind siding women do when they're pissed off at each other rather than when men just rip the shit out of each other openly then laugh until we can't breathe about it

[GAkopyan31]

@kerrigor778 lmao so true.. I'd much rather get stabbed half to death by my guy friends over a retarded fight and get it over with than attempt to manage the painful delusions and often spiteful repurcussions of brainless and emotionally-unbalanced women :) Maybe that's why I have way more guy friends than girl friends lol.

[Ioulum]

@GAkopyan31 Marry me?

[1of111]

@GAkopyan31 My girl does this, then got worse after I finally caught on. Can you ask your girl friends why they do this...I just dont get it, why must the be right about everything that means nothing?

[BobbyD167]

by his logic, i should stay a bachelor forever. my god. is that the secret to a happy life?

[skitzvitz]

you couldnt make a woman happy if you were brad pitt with a bill gates wallet

[gdelisle34]

If you haven't had a sandwich made for you yet, you haven't been in love...

[OhWillz]

This isn't in Kill The Messenger. Which HBO special is this?

[CruiseCraft94]

@OhWillz Never Scared

[youfuckinsuck1000]

true we do love too complain lol

[mrjabbawockeeful1]

never seen a quite bitch get smacked have u

[derdriui]

wow... i feel sorry for heterosexual women.

[derdriui]

@derdriui they gotta marry one of these charming, women-hating men.

[bob555555]

@derdriui you should feel sorry for heterosexual men. everyone else is protected by law

[derdriui]

@bob555555 well, no. if someone commits a crime against a heterosexual man, they will be prosecuted. anyone who commits a civil offence against a heterosexual male can be sued. as with anyone else. unless by law you mean "anti-discrimination legislation" which is about as smart as asking why the UK doesn't have an independence day like so many other countries.

[bob555555]

@derdriui don't play coy with me. this is about relationships in general, but specifically marriage. for a man, marriage means nothing more than a 50 percent chance of financial ruin.

[derdriui]

@bob555555 coy?! you're making nonsense statements without understanding how law works and you're accusing me of being "coy"? If your problem is divorce laws (by the way, genius, it works the other way too. Look at the current Zooey Deschanel divorce, for example), then that's changing because more and more women are not dependent on their husbands financially.

Basically, if you're so worried about your money, marry a rich woman. Then she'll have to pay you.

[bastlake]

This video is why, as a heterosexual male, I choose to be single.

[blademanx]

5:27 not first choice hahaha so true..eery woman wants that Denzel or some fantasy shit

[TheSconas]

The thought of murdering your spouse is as natural as wondering, "What's for dinner?"

[DXFan1269]

Christopher Titus stole Chris Rock's act >.<

[themadmallard]

@DXFan1269 if you think Rock is the first person to tell the 'contemplated murder in love' joke, you need to read more historical literature....

[pauseTV]

I'm crying with laughter, this man is hilarious!

[Haiduque]

Amin to that,brother!



[MentionMrs]

i so dont agree with this chris you can make a woman happy..... i am :-)

[GamefreakTP]

@MentionMrs As a guy, glad to hear it! :)

[rafael77687able]

pa... pa... pa !!!!

[Elduraco212]

5:22 Busted!

[hopishimaruku]

watch it loved it :D love this man