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  • The girl at :17 reminded me of the character in the movie Mulan.

  • Google Rick Santorum.

  • @weareallanon Do you like him?

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  • @weareallanon I don't like him either, but now whenever i hear his name i have to laugh.

  • Bringing People Together to hate oil

  • chocolate syrup

  • of course, everything is always about money, not what's right, necessary, or what makes sense. oil instead of wind and solar power, guns instead of funding education. cool life.

  • I just want a full version of the BP music in this video.

  • dude was that black lady holding A white baby? D:

  • @MsRawrrrrrrr ...Have you ever heard of interracial marriages...?

  • @FlowersforIris haha I didnt notice that it was mixed until you pointed it out lol I'm sorry if i offended anyone i never meant it that way sorry

  • 0:07 baby vs carrier 0:18 FANCY CATS

  • go to the YT video "Cute new BP ad" and give it thumbs down and the top 5 comments thumbs down ... come on ! ... shake the lead out !

  • Watch: topdocumentaryfilms(dot)com/th­­e-curse-of-oil/

  • i don't think i understand whats going on here

  • I thought that was poop for a minute

  • 0:17 I love how she has it on her mouth.

  • FUCK U BP!

  • no more fishdicks for kanye

  • Is that chocolate syrup?

  • Well, at least we've all come to a very important conclusion. It's more important to direct the blame at a group of people (whether it be Americans, BP, or the Gulf of Mexico for eating up drilling space) rather than banding together and actually doing something about it. No, the right thing to do is to let BP spend billions fixing the problem and then later on bitch, piss, and moan about how much they're spending on it. Demand a solution, tell them to blow it out their ass when they sympathize

  • The American company Union Carbide has yet to fully compensate the families of the 11,000 killed and 558,125 people injured by the leak in Bhopal in 1984 (as oppose to the 11 killed by the BP-Transocean-Halliburton explosion) . Self-righteous Americans need to apply corporate responsibility rules to American companies first!

  • i love how the hispanic lady @ 0:06 has a WHITE baby!!! lol usually its the other way around

  • @912pinkturtle Hispanic isn't a race though. Hispanic is a word to describe people from the old Spanish/Portuguese empires and includes whites, blacks, asians and the native peoples of Latin America.

  • @thedeitsch true. but then again, i never said hispanic *was* a race.

  • thought this was real for a sec. then i saw that its awesome. fuck bp with a metal rod. 

  • 0:17 nom nom nom

  • fuck this bullshit

  • Damn. That is the best spot I've ever seen. Nice job.

  • @CorporateRule Right...all those out of business signs, empty homes, fishing boats that haven't been decontaminated, and oil still soaking the shores isn't really there. Everything is fine! Take yourself down to the gulf coast and have a swim. Then you can eat a huge seafood dinner.

  • Well, you made it right for us again, BP!

    Coastal business is up and profits are soaring again because you kept your promise to all Americans. The beaches are clean and the water is warm, let the summer good times begin again!

    We salute BP for its tireless commitment to the people of the affected areas, no other profit-seeking company could have achieved what BP did nor could anyone else have accomplished such a massive undertaking in so short a time!

    For all that you do BP... THANKS A MILLION!

  • @CorporateRule

    this sounds like a BP press release!

  • camera400... Yet another little troll who copies and pastes from right wing blogs without bothering to look into what he's pasting.

  • "The Earth has cancer and the cancer is Man." - Club of Rome, Mankind at the Turning Point (1974)

    "I've just completed Mike's Nature trick ... to hide the decline." - Dr Phil Jones, 16 Nov 1999

    “... I can't see either of these papers being in the next IPCC report. Kevin and I will keep them out somehow - even if we have to redefine what the peer-review literature is! ...” - Dr Phil Jones, July 8th 2004.

    Global warming made sea levels rise 120 metres over the past 18,000 years!!!!!!

  • John R. Christy has been accused of recanting his position that climate change is neither Anthropogenic nor Catastrophic, but he didn’t. He used two independent data sets, weather balloon and satellite. (see links in my about me) Later he only stated that there was some anthropogenic impact that could not be predicted 100 years out, but that what we’re doing was good for the plants.

  • 2/2 Obama's Former Green Jobs Czar and Communist, Van Jones

    Admits Left is 'PRETENDING' Need for Regulations in Green Movement

    watch?v=bgKr480RYc4

  • 1 /2 Obama stop offshore drilling until it was reinstated. This could cause a $5 a gallon increase, because we would grow dependent upon foreign nations we are not allies with in order to provide our oil. Cap and Trade (American Power Act) would increase gas prices increase by $2.58 a gallon according to George C. Marshall Institute& taxes on the average household up to $3200 according to the RNC Foreign countries price gouge w/ gas prices to $10/gal!.

    .

    Allen West 2012

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  • BP is now doing business with Libya. Yup. a terrorist nation. AND it has the full support of our ahem Liberal Democratic president. Now would this change if a Republican came into power? Nope. Cuz it's all just a con game. There are no republicans and democrats. only NeoCons. And if we dont vote for Ron Paul. we're screwed :(

  • @failblorg Libya a 'terrorist' nation? That's funny. I thought the US was the primary terrorist nation together with Israel...

    Iraq; over 1.000.000 civilian deaths...that is about 900.000 more deaths than all combined terrorist actions to date. I wonder which causes more terror...

  • @dervishmadwhirler look deeper and go to the source. you're right. but americans hate the corporations as much as you do. they control the government.

  • BBQ sauce...?

  • hehehe.... anyway... FUCK BP!

  • BP bringing people together - in hell on earth... FUCKHEADS!!

  • yay for oil imma go turn my heat up

  • LOL

  • looks like chocolate sauce...mmm.....

  • @quasimojo8 It probably is. I don't think people would be comfortable with oil being poured on them... (And in the Wizard of Oz, in the Tin Woodsman scene, they used chocolate sauce in the oil can instead of oil, because it didn't show up on film well. It could be a common substitute for oil, now that I think about it)

  • @quasimojo8 it could be a common substitute on film, I mean. Not being used as real fuel. XD

  • @Coco313avatarfan awesome! wouldn't it be awesome if chocolate sauce fueled everything? stupid and impossible, but still amazing :D

  • @quasimojo8 Sadly, it's only a substitute for filming =/ (I wonder whatever happened to electric cars. It may not be as efficient as gas, but it could be fuel too)

  • @Coco313avatarfan I think electric cars take up too much energy, and are inefficient because they can't hold a charge well. you have to keep them plugged in all night. point is we won't have eco-friendly cars until we are able to make solar powered cars....or chocolate sauce powered cars >:D

  • @quasimojo8 Oh yeah... it would take the strain off fossil fuels but still use a hell of a lot of energy. Solar powered cars could work...except in places like Alaska where they have six dark months in the year...

    Yes! Chocolate is the answer to everything XD

  • what would you ask BP?

    Q: do you buttrape fish?

    A: yes, and we enjoy doing it.

  • BP - Bringing People Together

    Just don't eat the shrimp, crabs or fish. EPA smell test = fail

  • to find out more about the real long-lasting damaging effects of the spill...

    tinyurl(dot)com/2wsuyz6

  • Ka-ching!

  • CP-Bringing people together

  • please watch the new "southpark". it's about bp. ha ha

  • Shit would be awesome as a fuel :D

  • FACY CATS LADY!!!!!!!!

  • Can someone explain please im confused

  • IS THAT BQQ SAUCE!?!?!!?!?!

  • @dok9090

    no, its chocolate syrup.

  • Everyone realize that compared to other oil companies around the world, BP is relatively low on the chart. And since oil isn't prejudice, Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Kuwait, even Exxon are more to blame. It's not BP's oil, everyone drills, everyone uses.

  • great video but the best part of it was that the add that popped up on the screen was for BP lol

  • is that chocolate sause?

  • Go suck an egg BP!

  • Fuck you BP!!!!!!

  • ahhh! oil on people D:

  • Idiots can blog on the internet all they want. they aint gettin shit done

    become a petroleum engineer or chemical engineer, major in biorenewables,or do something other than bitching on the series of tubes

  • Brown is the new green LOL what can Brown do for you BP?

  • ...is that chocolate?

  • I don't get it.

  • aaaahahaha this is great

  • BP is doing their part now, but initially I think they were hoping to just cover their asses and hope we would look the other way. They could have done so much more at the start of the initial incident. Even our Beloved president could have done a hell of a lot more and put more pressure on BP. I don't dislike Obama, but I'm just a bit dissapointed.

  • If you dont support BP your a fucking communist, or a faggot

    fucking hippies. you should thank them, they almost got rid of that shithole louisiana for us.

  • BP's lame and stupid and gay, and dumbasses. People need to BE MORE CAREFUL.

  • @MrLuebeck commie

  • LETS MAKE BP PAY

    seizeBP.org

    sign the petition

    PLEASE HELP SPREAD THE WORD!

  • Do you BP people think Americans really "BELIEVE" any you LIARS! The entire country knows you don't care ONE IOTA about the "environment". We want you AWAY from our country! Go drill at the Queen's house. Corexit "is" very toxic, and you've dumped over 4 million gallons into OUR ocean, and sprayed our gulf cities and residents with it at night. Your company should be confiscated and sold off as a MENACE to the world's environment and its people.

  • @GThomason you must support terrorism. faggot

  • @swordfish688 ..what's a matter not enough hugs from daddy? .. i know.. it can be rough. if you had a half a brain you will realize that WE (USA) are the biggest terrorist on the block... "dissent is the highest form of PATRIOTISM" - Thomas Jefferson. ohh i almost forgot.. you can't eat money.

  • @danmarino1970 You sir are wrong, as I can eat all the money Id like, albeit a few digestive problems.

    quit being a faggot and support your country

  • @swordfish688 you mean support the oil cartels..corrupt political lobbyists, destruction of our eco-system..no way. BP's not even an American co. If you ever studied geo-physics you would have realized that the earth spins on its axis (not on oil..mind you) but electro magnetic energy..FREE energy..permanent magnetics, hydrogen fc, solar..i support my country..i LOVE my country..unlike you..want my countrymen to open their minds and educate themselves to the world of possibilities..not ignorance

  • @danmarino1970 alot of big words there fairy, im a little confused by your tactics right now, so Im just going to keep acting tough until I figure out whats really going on here.

  • @danmarino1970 America is fucked and theres nothing you can do about it, im currently in the military and know whats really going on in the world, unlike the stories the media say, and let me tell you, we'll take any type of energy source we can, cause hell is coming in the future.

  • @zdeneck lol, "nothing you can do about it" Talking like a French man. Well i am in the Military as well (Marine) and like the days of 2003 when the war firsts started most of us were totally shut off for the outside world and "NEWS" Whats really going on them? can you tell us about the $10trillion the Pentagon is missing? what about the Patriot Act and when will we start to see more of of freedoms get taken away? Our future is not set in stone, so don't just become a sheep; fight.

  • @GThomason well said.

  • @GThomason

    How does one confiscate a company? Are you going to tell the share holders that their shares no longer exist? If you sell an oil company to different people, isn't it still an oil company?

    More importantly, wouldn't you be better to have been directing your energy towards encouraging your government to invest more money in research into renewable energy? At present, there really isn't any comparable alternative to petroleum fuels for transport- they aren't "energy dense" enough.

  • @GThomason how the fuck do you own an ocean, exactly? i'd really like to know.

  • @Revyaaa the same way someone owns land, or airwaves.

  • @GThomason Don't get me wrong, I hate BP as much as the next person. But Americans are holier than BP? Seriously? If it weren't for their , no scratch that, the Western world's addiction to oil this wouldn't have happened in the first place. I ride my bike everywhere I need to go. College, supermarket, friends, the bar. Every fucking where. And not just since the accident in the Gulf but way before that bro.

  • @GThomason you mean our shores. countries cant own oceans. i agree with you 100% though. but its not just BP thats destroying the environment. BP just did it the fastest. all big companies do.

  • I believe that this project is that winning is liked a comment or a response to the account thanks

  • beyond petroleum?

    its british petroleum.

    i reckon you should research before slagging off a worldwide company.

  • @krisTfar shut up, this is a parody, its not to be taken seriously. its fags like you that ban videos like this.

  • @krisTfar buddy, that has been their advertisement slogan for about two years now. i reckon you should research before slagging off second city.

  • @krisTfar Dude, it was British Petroleum back in the 80s. You do your research.

  • Use clay to clean up dispersant and crude:Bentonite clay absorbs 40 times it's own weight in toxins.

  • What a wonderfully Christian nation we inhabit!

  • @PashedMotatoes Hallelujah brother. Amen.

  • FUCK BP

  • @danmarino the ocean really produces 75 percent of our oxygen? and we first went to the middle east as a result of terrorist bombings but ill admit its gotten a little strange

  • the elite need to go and you know what i mean! The rich corp. rulers who are destroying the planet... I only hope someone is organizing hit squads.

  • they did the spill on porpose....the three owners of goldman sachs, they want you to hate petrolium so you will buy their new business , clean energy.....

    someone should kill those gus for what they have done....just for money....sad

  • Looks like Hershey's Syrup! Yummm

  • i hope thats chocolate though...

  • We should all be looking into a career or fixing our awesome ass cars whilst fighting of toxicly irradiated ghouls with lead pipes. BRING IT ON CHINA! YOW CANT SI NOWATHANG ANYWAAAAHH!

  • if there weren't so many drilling restrictions on land companies wouldn't be forced to drill so far out. if everyone really cared we'd just stop using as much... but we clearly don't care because we'll spend hours on these computers arguing about this to each other rather than politicians... take action please guys

  • @danmarino1970 As much as it would be nice to live in a perfect society where we use 100% clean energy we can't do that overnight. It takes time to actually change the energy we use. You try replacing over 90% of the cars in the world that run of gasoline in less than 5 years, its not a simple task. Hunting will always be a way of life, no idea why you think we are destroying the ocean and of course your against christians. So please stop trolling and go back to your dream fantasy.

  • @Tw1xey if its up to "them" see how fast they'll build an oil refinery or a nuclear power plant if it means that some big corrupt corporation will make tons of money. you say it takes time to replace a car to run on alternative fuel..well, Brazil converted nearly 100% of their vehicle to ethanol and the rest of the vehicles run on bio-deisel or natural gas. Oil isn't eeven needed for plastics..you can covert veg oils to do that. People lack spirituality and religion is a farce.

  • @danmarino1970 Why do you work everyday? It's not to make money is it? If you want to see a country in which their are no big bad self interested corporations that make our spolied brat lives possible why not go and live in North Korea? No greed there. Idiot.

  • @SpellboundSolution hey hee-haw... you can't eat money... idiot.

  • @danmarino1970 Nice to know you've got four friends. It's not nice to know you steal food though.

  • @danmarino1970 Nice to know we have 13 looters here. WHo needs to buy food when we can just steal it! Booh money! Idiot. And thief. And fucking idiot.

  • @SpellboundSolution What's all the hubbub... bub?

  • @danmarino1970 What's all the what what? I just noticed something else funny here: As Seen On: huffingtonpost

  • @danmarino1970 Religion is a farce? D:

    Good thing I only watch the atheist clown pie himself in the face :D

  • Tony Hayward should be raped to death by a pack of syphilitic hyenas

  • @HawkmanDude

    Howdy PARTNER

    oil = the same old archaic corrupt manipulated gov... same people, same faces, more war. We have everything (literally speaking) under the sun in order to produce more than enough energy through alternative means. Those who say otherwise and stick with the old "oil rules the world" idea have no clue. I ask you this.. What spins the EARTH on its axis? One thing for sure.. its not oil.. and if it can do that, i think it can power a car, boat, factory, school etc.

  • @danmarino1970 Angular momentum?

  • @spec138 .. exactly... and permanent magnets would also work using the same Newtonian law. as with angular motion which set the earth spinning from its inception.. Newtons 1st law of motion would also come into play with magnetics.. if you were to set magnets with the same charge facing each other in a cylindrical tube they would push each other away.. in a larger sclae can be used to spin a turbine.

  • i just saw this video on the news. Aljazeera. thats how i found out about it

  • Please check out our website HEYBP.com We are a grass roots effort in the search for answers about how to recover from this oil spill. HeyBP.com Please check us out @ HeyBP.com

  • @danmarino1970 wow your ignorance astounds me. You don't know the first thing about a "backwards country."

  • @Daizyx23 .. hey kitten, when your eyes open.. and you start to realize the truth.. then get back to me.. otherwise stick to your american idol vids. be good..and don't pick up any wooden nickles.

  • @danmarino1970 Thanks for the advice. Too bad I'll never be "enlightened" by your "truth." Have a nice life.

  • @danmarino1970 Agree with everything but the Christian thing. But seriously true.

  • @danmarino1970 I did a project for a science class, and I found that Wind power is the most efficient power source. Nuclear was second, but it had its risks. Hydraulics were third, but dams destroy everything around them. I'm anti war, too. There are still some good people in this country, we just have a passport and one-way tickets to Britain on us at all times.

  • @SenseandCommon Yeah wind power is brilliant. So long as the wind is blowing. I don't know how many self fart smellers actually believe in the green energy boondoggle and really believes that a modern industrial society can run on windmills. And when our oil "addiction" has finally been cured I'll make sure I keep my plastic fridge; it's a lot more hygienic that wooden fridges. And to the smartarse dumarse in the film: safe offshore oil drilling HAS been practiced for years now.

  • @SpellboundSolution

    So what the hell are we going to do when there's no more oil?

    It takes millions of years for Fossil Fuels to form beneath the surface of the earth; it takes a few hundred years to run them dry.

    Do the math.

  • @PashedMotatoes Oil has being going to run dry for more than a hundred years now. Every year we're going to run out of oil, but we never do. If there's 80 years worth of oil left than let's use it for the next 80 years, there's no point in trying to replace what can be created for pennies today just because we won't be able to create it in 80 years time. And since you're so astute at maths tell me when the oil will run out. People have a bad track record on that sum.

  • @SpellboundSolution You still didn't answer my question, "what the hell are we going to do when there's no more oil?"

    My reference of quantitiative literacy may have been poorly placed for you to understand; it's an expression for problem solving capabilities that I assumed you possessed....forgive me.

  • @PashedMotatoes We'll have to find a replacement. There's a lot of things that we'll need to replace, from jet fuel to plastics but if there's money to be made on Oil 2 people will make it. The problem is there's no incentive to make it the moment because oil provides all these products dirt cheap now. When oil runs out (or becomes scarce) people will replace it and make a shit load of money.

  • @PashedMotatoes It seems like what you're saying is that oil must be replaced now decades (or even centuries, I don't know) ahead of the time when it will run out. Observe the 40 year old American "alternative" energy boondoggle: it has to be government subsidized because there's no profit to be had when dirt cheap alternatives (oil coal, gas, etc) exist. When that's no longer true companies will emerge marketing and selling these alternative energy sources.

  • @SpellboundSolution I can't see war being fought over sunlight, forgive my perspective.

  • @PashedMotatoes Well if the British government had held true on it's promise (LOL!) to preserve the property rights of the early BP then the Shah of Iran and all the other despicable thugs behind OPEC would never looted and nationalized what we built for them and there would have been no need for war. There is no need for war where there is trade.

  • @PashedMotatoes unfortunately.. that's the same reason why these petro (nuclear, coal etc) vampires will never endorse alt energy. There are no vested interest.. and their buddies in the defense game (war contractors etc) have nothing to gain from alt. energy, free energy and peacefull existence throughout the world. be good bro. at least someone out here has a piece of common sense. (too much fluoride in the water LOL)

  • @danmarino1970 how does the ocean create air?

  • @sharklizard phytoplankton create oxygen... kill the phytoplankton and you diminish the oceans capability to create oxygen.

  • @sharklizard Phytoplankton in the water use photosynthesis, in the same way that plants do, as food - and it produces oxygen. It's more like 50%, though.

  • this is fantastic!!! i'm posting this on my site artagainstoil.ning.com if you'd like to join and post more!!

  • @tizor21 you sir are an intolektaul aftar my owne hart.

  • @danmarino1970 Why not make a petition to destroy all these pointless buildings and all this pointless money. Why can't we just live like we were meant to be.. In the wild.. The other animals have been doing everything right.. But us... We are pushing ourselves away from what we really are... Animals.

  • @oohoohmelikey Please tell me you're not serious. I too wish I could live a life a simple as such, but unless you're making a philosophical point, which I truly hope you are, you are going to get trolled in a heartbeat.

  • Whatever they used for the oil, it looks delicious. Wouldn't mind that being poured all over my body...lol.

  • yum

  • the oil looks like chocolate

  • Very artistic with a very serious undertone. Well done.

    I made a BP Spoof which is more over the top, but also has an underlying darkness like this video.

  • fuck eco friendly shit. If obama cared he wouldn't cancel NASA due to the power sourses on the moon.

  • Haha, a BP 'this is what we're doing to fix this' ad came up in the YouTube vid. xD

  • bp is a great company, and being mainstream is ok ppl,

  • awesome!!!

  • BP RULES!! =D

  • yeah,that was funny!

  • This is irony, for you people who can't see that. This is ridiculing all you people commenting on this.

    Just thought I'd make that clear.

  • EMERGENCY CALL WORLDWIDE FOR AN INTERNATIONAL LYNCH MOB TO GOU OUT AND STRING UP THE EVIL BASTARDS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE GULF (SPILL) GUSHER.

  • @RecalcitrantBiznis Because murdering the incompetent executives controlling an oil rig that sucked structurally is definitely the way to stop oil from contaminating the water. Yeah.

  • @Motive11331 No it isn't. But it sends a strong message to people that want to f£$k things up for profits sake. Those 'incompetent executives' have murdered countless birds, fish and mammals. Will they still be 'incompetent executives' when it starts to rain oil on your crops and livestock?

  • @RecalcitrantBiznis Thank you for proving that the internet is retard friendly.

  • bp---------------what else do you expect ?

  • hey hey hey stfu.... okay? be mad at bp not eachother..

    fucking internet nazis.