your momma jokes

[mastakz]

your mommas so fat she dosent need internet cause shes already world wide

[Spikedude311]

yo momma so old she was in the yearbook with Jesus.

[117starpower]

yo momma so fat that if she ever jumps the shock wave will cause the earth to fly to another galaxy!

[TheAwesomeWinner]

NO EFFORT

[MegaHarrison57]

yo momma is so stupid she thought a qwerty was a dogs name

[skared4life67]

Your momma so old she sat behind jesus in 3rd grade

[mhss0001]

who are these comedians

?

[TheSludgeFuck]

Your Momma's So ugly She has too sneak up on her water.

Your mommas so ugly When she gave birth to you you tried to run back in

Your Momma's So Dumb When I said "Wanna watch colored T.V.?" She said "Ok Let me go get my crayons."

[itzdannii]

your mommas so fat and dumb she walked in an elevator and it went down without her pressing any buttons and she thought it was automatic

[WEREWOLFLOVER121]

@itzdannii oooh dang double burn nice :)

[itzdannii]

your mummas so fat you told her to switch a light off and she didnt even have to use her hands

[KatlynK1]

your mom is so nasty she put ice in her pants to keep the crabs fresh

[dragracer433]

Your momma so dirty, she pours water down her pants to keep the crabs alive :]]

[bornofosir1s3]

yo moma soo fat she has to have labels to get to the wet spot

[bornofosir1s3]

yo momas like a buffet everyone can eat out

[bornofosir1s3]

ok this is a long one ok ur moma soo fat she walked into a airport droped her keys bent over and 3 mexicans jumped inand thought it was a yellow cab

[CM99501]

your mamma ass is like 2 pigs fighting over a milk dud

[sonicman1006]

yo mama is so fat she pressed up on the elevator and went down

[heartclikproductions]

your momma is so fat, when she stands on a scale it says "to be continued" Nice recording got any jokes of your own?

[RoutledgeandSteph]

Your momma so old she was back wen they had the front wards moon walk

[Charmer96able]

ur mama is so fat she was the new nuke for the army and they called her Trinity

[Charmer96able]

ur mama is soo fat her blood type is O-my god

[chainman100]

yo momma so fat she uses school buses as roller blades, your momma is so dumb it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes, yo momma is sooo stupid when some one flushes the toilet she thinks its the door bell

[jwhitloctombraider]

Yo momma so fat she had to download cheats to get threw wii fit

[TheRocaN64]

I've seen so many rehashes of this routine, i just wanna know; where did this originally come from?

[manchestermaniac24]

your mommas so fat she has a sock for every toe

[LashenSky]

Lol :D

[WoWSikko]

Your momma so fat when she went on scales it said to be continued

[xemochick12x]

yo mama soooooo dumb, she don't even understand yo mama jokes!!! lmao i just made that up. seriously though i did.

[theme209209]

Your Momma is soooooo fat her size is BITCH LOOSE SOME WEIGHT!

[SeFu2006]

She sat on a tv and watched the couch

[potatoelover95]

yo momma so old, when she was in school, they didnt have history

[176cgna]

this is awesome exempt 4 the little fat kid

[pencituant]

your momma so fat, i took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing ;]

[wightwolffang2]

i have a good one yo mamas such a slut she is rated E for everyone

[xDEHxX]

Yo mama is so stupid she threw a rock to the floor and she missed. Yo mama is so poor she had to sell her computer to pay for the Internet.

[fechai101]

who are these people?

[monkeyygrl22]

Your momma is so fat, She makes Rush Limbaugh look thin :P

[EdwardLovesBella5906]

Yo mama is so old that she has Adam & Eve's autographs.

[EdwardLovesBella5906]

Your mommas so short, whenever she takes a picture it always comes out blank.

[foooooofylemons]

ya mamas so fat that she makes smeagle from lord of the rings look pretty.

ya mamas so fat she got on a scale and it said plz do not put boulders on the scale

[pinkpersonality21]

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[IveSoGotThePow]

Your mama is soo fat and heavy, if you would compare her to a boat anchor, the anchor would float and she would sink.

[northsiderollers]

this one is old. but funny

yo momma is so ugly wen she looked in the mirrior the reflection ran away.

[biohazord24]

your momma is so stupid that when the weather said that it would be chilly outside she ran out

with a fork and spoon

[MarioNet2555]

o shit thats a good one dude

[carloled10]

yo momma so stupid she broke into her house and stole her own purse

[lani807]

Your muma is soo fat she doesn't need the Internet she's world wide

[beecher13]

your momma so dumb when she got her report card back it just said dumb azz

[Wookie2799]

Yo mamma so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing, she said moving!

[getthemoney112211]

your momma so stupid that she thought a quarterback was a income tax refund

your mamma so stupid she saw a stop sign she wated for it to say go

[IveSoGotThePow]

LOLLLLLLLLLL!!!

[MrDestroyer000]

yo mama so dumb she uses a ruler to see how long she sleeps

[xxakhumanz47xx]

ur moma is so fat that dora cant explore her

[soreported]

ur momma is so old when she went in a antique store they kept her

[hbaproductions09]

yo mama so dum she climed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

[MrIliveinabox]

yo mom so fat she uses a paint roller to put on her lipstick

[MrIliveinabox]

my vid of these jokes is te best ever comment i got so far was positive

[kaycoope]

yo mama so fat she sat on wall mart to lower prices

[prettycolars]

yo momma so stupid she sat staring at a juice carten for 20 minutes because it said "concentrate"

[GiilZaoW]

ur mom is so fat that when she fells off her bed , she falls both sides ! :D

[kendalllarue51]

yo moma like a vaccum cleaner she sucks and she blows

[Evbro1]

yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas

[no1manutdsupporter]

ur momas so fat her pants size is oo lose some weight bitch!!!!!

[MtnDewman841]

yo momma's house is so small we ordered a large pizza and we had To eat it outside!

yo momma is so stupid she got locked in the grocrey store and starved!

[LolinMyPantss]

comec check out my ur mom jokes :D

[ISiKvetranI]

yo mamma is so stupid she got hit by a parked car

[krochta13]

ur momma so stupid she got locked in a mottorcycle

[schwig44]

yo mamma's blood type is ragu

ROFL!

[Charryful]

yo mama so old she knew jesus when he had a afro

[SantinotheGUNZboy]

your mama so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and it was still printing.

[casas1992]

your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry

[bellachebella]

lol

[SkittleJuice]

Lmaooo Your mama so fat even Dora cant explore her!

Your mama so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

Yo mama so fat when that when she was born they officially named a planet after her

Yo mama so poor when ur friend say her kiking a can around and ur friend asked wut r u doing and she said MOVING lol

[souljaboy860]

yo momma iz so fat she steppd on a scale & it said 2 b continued

yo momma iz so ghetto when she breast feed koolade comez out

[BabyCara08]

your mumas breath is so wack, she don't need a tic she dont need a tack, she needs the whole damn pack!

[IveSoGotThePow]

LOOOOOOOL gooood one !!!

[djkiller42]

yur momma so fat, she uses diet soap. Yur momma so fat her high heelse turned into flip flops. lol

[PurpleRage69]

yo momma so stupid she jumps in the air and gets stuck

[IveSoGotThePow]

NICE ONE!!

[Evbro1]

ur mumma so fat she made a whale look like a tic tac

[kevinwinkelman]

ur momma's so old she sat next to jesus in the 3rd grade lolololololol

[Evbro1]

your mumma soo old her birth surticet was written in roman numberals

[krzysiukc]

your momma so fat that when she puts her big jacket on everybody screams taxi!!!!!

ur momma so fat that when she goes to the beach the wales sing we are family even know ur fatter den me

[Nareg95]

yo moma so hairy she made king kong jealous

yo moma so stupid she tripped over a wireless cord

yo moma so fat when she sat on a plain the plain, the plain couldnt move

[kylav210]

your mama is so fat that if she puts on an eight-ball jacket, helicopters would land on her. your mama is so fat that she went to wal- mart tripped on k-mart and landed on target lol

[littlemissgiggles97]

yo mommas so hairy she got afros growing on her niples

yo momas so bald her cornrolls look like stitches yo mommas so old she hasa bible autographed by jesus

yo mommas so skinny when she goes to the bathroom she has to use dental floss to wipe her ass

-littlemissgigles97

[dorourke105]

Yo momma's so dumb she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo momma's so dirty she made Speed Stick slow down,Right Guard turn left,her Secret told on her,and she made Ban come off it's strike.

Yo momma's so dumb if brains were dynamite she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose

Yo momma's so ugly her parents returned her and kept the stork

[angelboymike]

wack

[beyblader10171]

your so fat u have more rolls than Greggs!!

[Danciingqueenx]

Whoo is this btw isit robin williams.?

x

[beyblader10171]

the ragu one made me crack up!

[tributedude4uya]

lol

[ant6211]

Your mom whispers through her nose!

[ant6211]

Your mom thought Bilie Jean's government name was William Denim.. All these joke are copy written.....A27-4244

[ant6211]

Your mom is so dumb she thought "You Got Served" was a movie about waiters..