Jonny 5's Rhyme of the Day 1-10-10 "Zero to Five"

[akrakin]

@PossumCuber chuck norris rhymes with everything

[akrakin]

Try rhyming soccer with wood

[kylebw1]

Living legends! Project Blowed! nice shout outs

[angelappleprincess]

i am thow up because of him

[Nickawesome710]

I would argue that this is the only practical use of a geometric proof.

[BobbyOMusic]

what is transitive property of rhyme?

[JayT7]

I remember trying to figure out where the major rhyme changes take place and how the hell you did it. Then trying to see if I could figure out a major slant rhyme like that.

[Devil2432]

Damn that was smooth as can be.

[PossumCuber]

He should go from Chuck Norris to Bad Ass.

[sacktap210]

Posted lyrics below.

Not sure if i got every word correct. any corrections?

[sacktap210]

Now when it gets groovin any good movement starts at ground ZERO

But creating damage doesnt make a sandwich into a HERO

Hungry hungry hip hop heads want to scarf you down like a GYRO

A for effort, but lets learn how to act like DE NIRO

When I let em rip, this set of lips is like Legolas with an ARROW

[sacktap210]

Gathering up sharp lines and make em all fly like a SPARROW

Dont know shit from Shinola or Ferrari from FIERO

But I know that you are an amateur and I am a P-R-O

So shine and give the drummer some, the sun will come out TOMORROW

Yesterday I was pumped, a porno for PYRO

Living legends, project blow, soul size and HIGH ROW

Now everybody move to the center like a SPIRAL

[sacktap210]

Its affecting your feet when affecting the beat, because its VIRAL

People eagerly, illegally, eagerly awaiting our ARRIVAL

Clasp in the light with the passion like their raspin for SURVIVAL

Flobots know how to rock a show, and any one ALIVE WILL

Recognize that well let shit fly struggle and STRIVE, FULL

Moon, We run away with a spoon and juggle the KNIFE

Til we got no fingers left, injury dead, let me DRIVE

Youll celebrate when I accelerate from zero to FIVE

[vibz123rulez]

I love you man! Learned something new- 0 rhymes with 5-

[ASL8306]

Amazing... also, love the p-r-o in sign language, good job. It's cool you use swear words very limited.... I had heard before that when people use obscene language, it's cuz they don't know how or are lazy to say what they really want to say; so, nice to see this kind of skill with hardly any swearing...otherwise, I wouldn't be listening. So thanks.

[ASL8306]

*Grinning* WOW, I just listened again, so sweet...wow, I love it, really got it this time...

I wonder, does this talent naturally exude from who you are or did you have to work at it all?!

I'm tryin to catch up, so far, so impressed.

You do with rapping what ewitteborg does with ASL

[MasonStormm]

Wow!!!!!!!!!

[LegitTalon]

Key word: arrival.

[LegitTalon]

I've listened to this about 50 times. It never gets old.

[jrs0310]

greatest rapper ever

[flobot5]

Eminem did it pretty thoroughly, something like:

"dropped my orange juice

knocked the door hinge loose, and ripped out the four inch screws"

I would argue those aren't even slant rhymes, they are perfect. Eminem is very good at rhyming.

[djrussh]

You just kill it everytime Mr. 5

ZERO to 5 should have some "0" in it....maybe

0 to 5 part deux??

[jdubyuhross]

best rhyme of the day yet :)

[skawfulskadict]

I definitely think that you're an incredible lyricist, and you're one of my favorites.

Breaking down this rhyme, though, you make 2 main transitions. From the ending 'o' sound to 'al,' and from 'al' you sneak an 'ive' in front of that syllable, and then you just smooth it out like cookie dough.

You clever little mongrel.

[flobot5]

Close, but not quite.

[skawfulskadict]

Well, it was worth the try. A good rhyme, nonetheless.

[biographyofaphoenix]

amazing. One of the most amazing lyricists out there

[thefrumpeter]

SICK!!

[LegitTalon]

Love this. Suggestion for a future rap: freestyle? Your the only channel that I actually can't wait to see.

[jazzyoself]

Hear that? That was the sound of my brain exploding!<3 :D that was pretty much wayyyyy tooooo awesome!

[JBizzle93]

haha this awesomme This should like inspire kids to do Geometry haha

[oMyMike]

Do you realize how talented you are!?!? Lol I love these keep it up!!

[mewv]

YES.

[ballerbryan4]

Probably the best yet

[cheffinitup]

Can't see the vid! Maybe its just me, I'm on my BB. Good job so far keep it up

[ItsLonzo21]

Down right amazing Jonny 5, i hope you continue with the 365, but no pressure man, Zero to Five!!!

[SilentShits]

This is great. This rap was the first one that I could see as an actual album track. Keep up the good work Jonny 5.

[Coxy13131]

I'll make sure to show this to my geometry teacher.

[Coxy13131]

awesome, keeps gettin better