Lingerie Honeymoon Night Bride Barbie Mini Toy Doll Review by Mike Mozart

[horsesforever360]

lollololol hey mike, well there is this barbie out called hairtastic cut and style she comes with these hair instensions that plug into her head its a total fail toy u should review it!

[xblackxpastx]

I have this doll and I got it when it frst came out in the early 90's when I was little. I didn't even know she came with lingerie. But if i had noticed I don't think I would have freaked out. Barie didn't usually wear underwear under her dresses and that was back in the day when she atleast had a butt.

[thebestfriendfilms]

Fail



[KatSaysTallyHo]

Wow that

That epicly surprised me. I didn't think such a successful, experienced children's toy company would ever go so far as to add in lingerie for a wedding.. Even if it is a collectors item.

[Aniu1993]

Ken would do the same thing Light Yagami from Death Note would do if Misa and refuse to do anything with her.xD



[Anaerok]

i want all of his toys

[MsSuzyQ88]

I think that the lingerie is ONLY appropriate if you want the dolls to have sex

[zebralover1413]

Ok If My Daughter Asked Me What It Was I Would Tell Her She Has To Have Pretty UnderWare To Go With The Pretty Dress

[909TITO707]

barbie is turning 4 year olds and up in to whors (is that how you spell it?)

[mrwolfie1010]

OMG I HAVE THIS DOLL

[tinkytina123]

what would you need lingerie for? ken doesn't even have a dick...barbies flat down there too:/

[zebralover1413]

its funny and just tell ur daughter its an undershirt thats what i would do!

[Rakalove22]

That is just messed up and sick. POO YOU MATTEL!!!!!

[Krockyluv]

You would be surprised what Ken can do ;3

[moviemakergal03]

xD this is great, mattel! just GREAT!

[caitwon]

"You won't need underwear like that until you're get married. And since you're ___ years old, you have a while to wait." I'm too young to have kids, but that is how I would put it.

[LilyMoth12]

Wow I am so surpriced. After I looked up this review I looked up doll lingerie. I ended up at three um... interesting sites.

[iheartglee999]

thats better than no underwear at all like the barbies we have today

[SunburstBarbie]

no its accutullay midge marries alan doll

[AlexaLuvs]

a few years ago I was selling my old "my size barbie" on ebay, you would shutter to see the amount of doll lingerie comes up

[KikiC423]

@IAmClearlyTheBest lol imagine when they both step out wearing the same underwear. Ken: "Well....THIS is awkward..."

[Uvi91]

I have this doll. I always wondered as a kid what was the big deal about her underwear. I just decided adults are weird.

My mom said sometimes Mattel has strange immature ads that make little sense even to her, and I should enjoy playing with the doll and keep it for a future barbie collection.

[TheBoydo1]

i love barbie

[omgir]

yay for actual toy reviews :D

[PaintballPlayingInfo]

i love that drees

[markmanzana]

i guess this doll was probably targeted to collectors of a more mature age but I mean for once she is actually wearing underwear not like she usually does with plastic ingraved bottoms and braless boosms

[nvmarcus]

The honeymoon night is a fact of life. I think it's appropriate. Let your daughter know that her wedding is special and then get into a discussion about the birds and the bees and how that needs to be saved for her special night AFTER the wedding.

[homedawgz99]

i thought ken was gayy

[MissTiiParty]

Can´t Barbie get it clear that Ken is gay and don´t like her more then a friend.XD

[mmr11027]

It's something she would wear for G.I. Joe.

[shellback1970]

if i had a daughter i would say'' a special night means a special dress.that means she needs a braw and underwear.they are often connected

[rebornbabygirl462]

win lol i would say its her jamies

[Kitty30311]

Fail

[annaec2020]

ken is totally gay..that lingerie will get NO use at all whatsoever unless barbie cheats on ken...

[magicalllamas123]

my mom has that barbie!!!its out of the box too!i so have to go find it!!

[8bitPikachu]

ken: now that were married barbie maybe you should know i don't have genitals

[morrisl123]

It's "mommy" underwear.

[deucegorgon100]

no and iu

[magicalllamas123]

DUDE MY MOM HAS THAT DOLL,BRAND NEW IN THE BOX! o.o

[HHHHEEELLLLOOOO1]

@magicalllamas123 thats kinda nasty lol

[barfbrany]

i would say "it came with the dress soo theres no need to waste money in not waring it"

[inferno232]

We all know what Ken would say. "Hey, can I try that on? Make it purple, add some sequins, and it would be faaaabulous!"

[njforever1234]

cool toy.

[roguekid431221]

i see camel toe

[roguekid431221]

i wanna see mensteral barbie

[haoqh]

she would get fucked

[NintenDECS]

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[minnaslyfan]

Heheh.. cute :)

[EmeraldMara85]

Since its intended for kids, fail

But for adult collectors, its a win!

Strangely when I was little my older sis and always wonder why Barbie don't have underwear...not wearing any underwear seems alot more scandalous...

[TurkeyMayor]

Maybe she's wearing the lingerie in a bid to stop Ken from ditching her at the alter again...

[GreysonAno]

He would shout:  "MATTEL!!!! I curse you for my smooth groin!!!"

[CautionCat]

Okay, I had to pause it just to laugh for a good five minutes at the "prozac induced coma"

[sojiro856]

Hmm...I say this is a doll for adult collectors only. I usually only see naughty stuff like this with statues and figures not dolls.

[AcuAwaGomu]

barbie as a whole is inapproperate. i mean she is baced on an adults doll that was french. AN ADULTS DOLL the verry first barbie.

[takanuva114]

Ken: Sorry, baby. I don't go that way...

Allan: Hey-yaaaa!

[themassivevault]

Nice example for your kids. Win or Fail?

[Showmetotheexit]

Well, barbies lingerie is sort of pointless considering Ken is missing a key part to any guy. Not to mention, it should only be considered inapropriate if there is some thing indicating that. I covers her up, and there is no revealance of anything any where. Besides that, i think Barbie leaves Ken for his *Ahem* "Lack of interest".

[ZeASK]

Just be glad this wasn't one of those Barbies that came with the child-sized matching clothing.

[Vash3OO1]

What if your daughters only other doll is the Gay Bob doll?

[DarkLady1313]

Ken would be straight if they married and he saw that

[slickplaya25]

LMFAO

[jenzeppelin]

Lol

[shannoncleveland]

Ken would just scream like a girl and run away

[Silvia1826]

I'm still laughing over the Prozac comment. XD

[khristian625]

two words: fail, and win. I can't decide!

[SailorCire]

I think this is maybe a more collectible type Barbie than the kind you give to your kid(?)

[Hadra568]

"fancy underwear to go with her fancy dress"

[petsheJulia]

Oh ken he always gets what he wants ;)

[SailorSaturn66631]

he would probaby call gay bob

[quiksilvermanblue]

He would probably go out and see "Gay Bob"

[casmiry]

LOL...just, LOL. 

[notpointed]

I would say to my daughter: "If you wear a pretty dress you have to wear pretty underwear, too."

there, all explained

[TheToyChannel]

@notpointed Perfect Answer. "A Special Night" .... means a "Special Pretty Dress"..... which requires "Special Pretty Underwear"!, You are absolutely right! I had two boys so I never Thought about it that way!

[Crake777]

@notpointed

This is exactly what my mother told me when I asked about the see-though and lacy underwear at the stores. ;d

[CombatSportFan]

@notpointed That's all children need is a simple, logical explanation. It's always us adults that want to make things over complicated and try to build mountains out of mole hills.

[notpointed]

@CombatSportFan I know! when I was little and my mother told me never to cross the street when the light was red, except if she said it was okay it made perfect sense to me: adults are different, they drive cars, they're tall and can reach the cupboards and they can say when it's safe to cross, all perfectly logical for me as a child

[DeathsBestBitch]

@notpointed You are a smart person, go have my children for me >:)

[mylovelydame21]

WOW. LOL Well, I don't really know how I would react to that.

[TheEquivocator]

@TheToyChannel

the lacy lingerie is not that much of a fail. it is the way barbie is designed. its not even possible for a human to be THAT thin and tall.

would YOU let your daughter use makeup when she still plays with dolls? i dont think that this would be a good idea..for many reasons.

[[+barbie looks like someone hit her...]]

it would be nice to hear your opinion maybe you are the only living person who COULD convince me to buy a barbie doll ;]

[LittleStarieDream15]

i usest to have her XD i think my dad dold me the lingerie was a simming suit and it came as an extra for the hunny moon XD but i think who ever made that doll must of bean really lonely

[Cheegro]

Ouch, Yeah that won't warp the little guy's mind down the road when he hits puberty. I wondered if he asked where the ''toy'' section was while mommy was shuffling through garter belts and whips.

[lano600]

Where's Coco?

[rallyman619]

he'd "jizz in his pants"

[TheWitchCharu]

Disturbing....thats just down right disturbing....

[sendvic12]

i masterbaited to barbie

[OpalLynn]

"She's already in her Prozac-induced coma"

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I <3 you.

[deathsceane]

Maybe Ken would've literaly grown a pair if he saw this.

[beerhoven]

Explain it early and get it over with. But tell her it's for after she is married and you will have a polar bear maul her if she does it before. :)

[SinnFein4ever]

...The HELL?

What kind of sick FREAK would make somthing like this?!

[GreatEighthSin]

Woo! Vah-vah-voom! I bet Ken would be happy to see that lingerie, not for the fact that it's on her, though.

[KristensVlog]

Lol that funny! Hot collector's item now.

[UnicornLord8D]

MOMMY, MOMMY! I WANNA DRESS JUST LIKE BARBIE AND HAVE A FLAMBOYANT HUSBAND THAT'LL LEAVE ME FOR ANOTHER MAN!! 

[ig33ku]

She wasn't wearing that in Toy Story 3!!!!

[SinnFein4ever]

@ig33ku

ROTFLOL!

They haven't made Toy Story 4, yet.

;)

[Nightman221k]

You're so mean to Ken, Mike! XD Poor guy.

[MichaelMorbius4ever]

They had wedding Barbie dolls for MacDonalds that looked similard to this excepts the doll and cloths were hard plastic so no lingerie, that's just weird.

[strickerman101]

ken would go "sorry i got nuthin down there try it on gay bob i hear he is correct but we could run into some issues with him being gay bob so a sorry barbie maybe in a few more years."

[Goldberg1337]

One word: plastics.

[originalprettybird]

Ah Barbie, you perpetual virgin tease.

[BassistOf92]

VERY inappropriate.

[xXSweetxNightmareXx]

"Well, dearest child, that's simply what she sleeps in. Lingerie is a fancy grown-up word for pajamas." XD

[foggerman1234]

ROFL XD

[3m0g33k]

I'm pretty sure those are probably more like collector dolls for people serious about doll collecting.

[stephykinsthewolf]

he'd get hard... uhh... harder

[Karmaismyname]

Haha, they should make a doll like that again, that would be funnie :D

[EvilThingsNme]

She should come with a samich but i dont think that would keep ken around

[animequeen567668]

wow

[RABIDxHAMSTERxATTACK]

O[]O

[MrILuvBoobies]

Does she come with a sandwich?

[kiko1544463]

How to explain it? Truck goes in Garage, Comes out of garage and then COMES IN from the rear parking lot.

[RainbowxxMartini]

Ken keeps leaving her for allan

[flowertrue]

its a little weird but not inappropriate. I would say she just gets fancy underwear to get married in. The garter is a little yucky

[Darkstar6545]

Her face kinda scares me ._.

[wonkehcheetah1138]

I don't think little girls would care, they would think that it made her look pretty.

[NefkaAlice]

If I'm still a kid, I would of thought of it as a swimsuit. Like, I would think Barbie after her wedding goes to her Honeymoon and wants to go swimming.

[jackrabbit112]

this is a fail!

[cod5x]

this is ken EWWWW whats that thing

[DimensionalMaster]

uh she has to wear special underwear for being married and thats what I would say.

[CaptainTooner]

WTF????? 0_0...............

[VivianJane1]

That's definitely inappropriate for a kid's toy, but with all that aside we all knew Barbie was really into G.I. Joe. A REAL man. ;D

[greendragons87]

i think ken would be jeualus beause barbie is wearing something he can't.

[mathew2p0]

yes its for little boys

[VampireDoll1012]

If ken knew she had that on underneath, then maybe he would've actually married her. :)

[aly1mail]

haha, I think my parents would just tell me that it was underwear. 

[EmoRockOut]

Ken: *gay voice* OMG i love it! Where'd you get it? *jumps up and down like a girl*

[Britrules10000]

@EmoRockOut Lol!! Barbie than realizes she made a mistake! :)

[Britrules10000]

Thanks for showing that Mike XD, ever since you showed it in your 'punisher review' I couldn't believe they existed, Lol

[candysmiles11]

fail for kids

[cluelessqueen]

dear god....

[waltdisney19282008]

i just had a scary thought of barbie showing that on her honeymoon

[HPtookovermylife]

This is why when I was little and I played with Barbie, I would try and make Ken and Barbie you know what, but Ken would always run away xD

[sfighter991]

Ladies and Gentleman, introducing...

"Victoria's Secret Brabie", the most inappropriate doll for daughter.

[DrkYaminoHikari]

Even after sooooooooooo many years Barbie try to marry Ken , she is still in denial that the fact that Ken is a closet homosexual who recently came out the closet.

[knisleyfilms]

@DrkYaminoHikari and so she temps him with sex

[greendragons87]

@DrkYaminoHikari with gay bob and allan lol

[SourMissy]

i'd tap that... just kidding! kinda. (:

[demondragon45]

honey now it's time to learn about the birds and the bees but i'm gonna give u this barbie to show you how mommy dressed for the big moment.

[FrostFluff]

I think either -

A.Ken finaly grows a dick and barbie gets it..

B.Ken vomits and starts crying confessing he only married her to please his mother...

Or C.COMDOM TO THE FACE!!

[MargaretMcKissic]

The whole reason a kid would have a Barbie and a Ken doll is so they could... well you know where I'm going with this right?

[scanprod]

i would love to see a mom explain that to a kid 

[Cheegro]

You and me both!

''Mommy, why is Barbie's ''Naughty'' covered in pretty underwear''?

''Oh um, it's um, it helps Ken get real excited for some fuckin'!

Yes I am horrible.

[halowarrior1000]

He would pull out a bigger gun of course.

[IWasAPepper]

Little kids would probably think that Barbie is just wearing fancy underwear to go with her fancy dress.

[Trudermark]

That proves Ken and Barbie has...

[magicalllamas123]

OMG i have the dream bride barbie!!!!!!its one of my moms old dolls,that she chooses to keep in my room -.-

[ECTBWHO]

: )

[lalababyax9]

that is just to far for a barbie uhh im kinda disgusted!!

[couldntthinkofaname4]

Allan will be sooooo jelous...

[RottenRroses]

Where is the pill box?

[sto04084071]

Did no one tell Barbie that ken is atomicity impeder ?

[sammy13351335]

fancy pjs :P

[ddrusa]

awesome

[CupboardNinja]

When you said that it included a suprise I thought that Barbie would get a gun.

[trewerd]

Its not too fail. I've seen a lot of little girls that just wheel around thier naked barbie dolls.

[yoodledoodle14]

Please don't rate up my comment! it'll hurt my feelings!

[Sealord75369]

@yoodledoodle14 dick

[Eodred]

I'd worry more if Ken was the one with the lingerie on...

[BlackVirus1998]

Ken marries Barbie?!?!

I thought he married Allen.....

[jpjeff491]

@BlackVirus1998 ikr

[vexter2009]

@BlackVirus1998 Me too.

[SparklyGoldenEyes]

@BlackVirus1998 that was Migde

[UsagiRingo43]

@BlackVirus1998

Actually, if you go back to the early Barbie dolls, Allen did get married, but not to Ken, but with Barbie's FEMALE friend, Mitch. TheToyChannel did have sometime about the not that long ago. :\

[avrilrocks1200]

@BlackVirus1998 or billy

[shawnspringstead]

@BlackVirus1998 Bob got to him first

[tiggermad]

this is worse than black canary lol. 

[PepperDaCat]

HAHAHHAHAHAH LOOOOL

[Fargosis16]

h won't leave her at the alter she'll find them the night after the weddng with allen in bed

[ladyofavalon]

Oh Mike I was going to say she had her botox and tummy tuck before the wedding. You know the ol' girl is much older then she looks.

[koopashells21]

not tht u care... 138 view! :D

[gigantibyte]

Kids wear underwear, so wouldn't they just see it as that?

[lloyds30]

@gigantibyte kids wouldnt see anything wrong with it, its parents that find sexual elements in everything, like the black canary barbie, kids would just see barbie in a black outfit

[iTony11]

Haha, nice pun, its true, if she's with Ken, it wont be used :p